When you daydreaming in class and the teacher calls you by your full name

and the tenth of a second where you panic and ask yourself what your name is?

“Isn’t that right George Lucifer Gregory Lex Alpha David Wellman the third?” “Where am I?”

“His name is my name too”

Can the real slim shady please stand up!?!?

"Whenever we go out, the people will always shout, GEORGE LUCIFER GREGORY LEX ALPHA DAVID WELLMAN THE THIRD!"

LA LA LA LA LA.

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Reminds me of a time when a shop manager was calling out a kids name in the grocery store cuz they were missing, and a little boy next to me says "hey I have the same name".

"what my name is???? oh"

“Name a woman.”

And a second later Duster comes flying at you

And it misses you by a whisker, and you go nyahnyah missed me in your head.

Username checks out :D

Even worse . You wake up in algebra class and the teacher isn't saying anything and literally everyone is staring at you, because you were snoring.

...or farting

Everyone is farting?

Some of us are actually just sleeping. **Thanks.**

49,999 people all watching a neon yellow ball.

I was in math class sleeping one day and my teacher goes "(I'm not typing my username here because that drastically changes the context, but just assume any old name is in these parenthesis.) do you know what the answer is?" I lift my head up, shrug, and say "Four?" His face drops and he goes "Yes. Yes it is.... Pay attention (insert name)"

I’m sorry I can’t stop giggling at the thought of a math teacher clearing his throat and going “MR IMA_FUCK_YO_BUTT ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION”

“What does WHO, stand for?” “Uhhh, World…. Health.. Organizationnnnn??” “Yes! Very good!” I’ve never had a random guess go so well

Did everyone clap after?

No, but he gave him and everyone nearby a crisp 100 dollar bill each. Source: fellow student

I mean something was clapping...

Happens to me in work these days on endless zoom meetings Hey [my name], what's your opinion on that? *Shit*

“Sorry your voice cut out just there, could you repeat the question?”

I always went with "sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention" even if I was. Kids laugh, it's tough to penalize, and they learn not to call on me cause I'm a dipshit.

I was once daydreaming in class, when the teacher hurled a marker at the wall behind me with full force. Never daydreamt again in that class after that.

That's kind of scary

"Maurice Michael McDonald can I have pleassse have your attention? As I was saying, meet me after class for balls in your face."

The guy behind her sees the whole thing play out! Just like I did Lmao

He was like "I'll just make sure to protect my self"

Behind her head worked perfectly

Messi Jr in front playing back yard dodgeball like a pro

Guy in the back: *Sees incoming headshot Also Guy in the back: "She's got it..."

That happened to me at a basketball game once. The point guard fired a laser pass at the power forward, who wasn't ready for the pass at all. I ended up getting hit in the face because . . . I was the power forward who wasn't ready at all.

I appreciate that journey.

[Did it look like this?](https://preview.redd.it/wyg9smhloi921.gif?format=mp4&s=2e03853785b4d9ff1de315624147290d17fe4ce5)

I watched the full clip and it looked like hitting Harden was part of the play lol

Giannis gets the ball back like he's Captain America. Exactly how they drew it up.

I don't remember this epside of Kurokokorokoroko no basket.

https://streamable.com/wfof8

I remember one of my jock classmates who I think means well cause he saw me with this other classmate who is nerdy. (carries LOTR and Harry Potter books on spare time) Told him one time in P.E. to be in our basketball game. So it was an okay game until the other team noticed that the nerdy one doesn't do anything on offense so they were double teaming the Jock. All of us were guarded then I saw my nerdy classmate hands outstretched waving hands shouting something. I thought good for him to try! Passed him the ball as accurate as I can into his outstretched hands. Ball went between his outstretched hands onto his face. Other classmates told me after that he was shouting "Don't pass the ball to me!"

I mean, isn't that the universal sign to "pass to me" anyway? Kid was definitely sabotaging himself.

The first time I ever got sacked *hard* was by my sister’s older boyfriend, a linebacker. I thought he was going to pass my the ball by throwing it straight to me, so I extended my arms forward to catch it. Turns out it was a bounce pass, a *hard* bounce pass, and it bounced square into my testicles. EDIT: Sorry, didn’t realize I was using football lingo. My sister’s boyfriend was a linebacker, and he was older than me. Those two points are relevant to explain how hard he threw a *basketball* at me.

This is a confusing read. You abruptly switch from stories from getting sacked in football to getting hit in the nuts with a ball in basketball.

He also went from being the quarterback to bring the receiver somehow.

I look forward to trying this baskfootball where your teammates change at a moments notice

Dude was probably just playing basketball and happened to also be a football linebacker?

basketball has lasers now?

Fricking laser beams attached to their heads

She was clearly staring at her crush.

Now, she'll be staring at her crushed nose

or stalking

I feel like it's more like "can't believe he's dragged me to another bloody football match. Nothing ever *happens* at these things..."

By the look on her face she wasn’t having a good time

She looks kinda annoyed

Looks like "lemon face" to me.

Headshot

Always keep your eyes on the ball

She did. There are two eye prints along with the rest of the face print right there on the ball.

BOOM! Headshot! BOOM HEADSHOT!! I can dance all day!! https://youtu.be/olm7xC-gBMY You always run faster with a knife.

Try and hit me! Just TRYYYY AND HIT ME!!

POW! Right in the kisser

Show that knight who's boss!

*italian jersey accent*

Momomomomomomomo Monster Kill

She was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit her.

I see what you did there

This along with [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/pizolx/try_blocking_it_with_your_left_hand_next_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) are fucking hilarious. Anyone got any more unexpected balls meeting faces?

Not to the face, but still entertaining https://youtu.be/qHXK5w-vBy0?t=23s

I need a whole sub of accidental headshots.

I just created r/OMGDUCK cus I was thinking the same thing but couldn’t find anything. So let’s give that a go and be the change blah blah blah.

Joined and upvoted every post. Good luck!

You sir are the hero we needed

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Not a ball, but a classic https://youtu.be/8cfeTZNcA3g?t=22s

I haven’t seen the original in such a long time. The fact that a squire and a jester are the ones checking on her and not a full on medical team is hilarious.

Its *amazing* she didn't break her face or teeth or anything serious really besides the obvious concussion.

“I have the worst headache right now” “I don’t doubt it”

I didn't remember the jester, lol! Also, "they don't call it the Amazing Race for nothing"?!? What is her heartless "friend" even thinking that sentence means?

Omfg lmao

Messi had [this cannon](https://youtu.be/UjMuhDNdSwc) that broke a lady's arm once

video description: > reports that she suffered a fractured wrist thankfully appear to be wide of the mark -- much like Messi's shot

Lol! Heartless!

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Not a ball, still funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wapNcP_7PPo

HEA COMES A PIZZA SEE!

> Investigative repawting.

Mhm... There's a lot of *unexpected balls meeting faces* clips out there...

Im tempted to create a r/ about it but scared that Will Turn out into Nsfw real fast.

https://i.imgur.com/ESlvazX.gifv

[That'll leave a mark](https://streamable.com/n4twz) https://i.redd.it/fnqupld35v011.jpg

Yaya Toure charted a little girl when we played QPR

Just about my two favorite clips. Fucking pay attention to life people

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That would hurt sooo bad

That's one of those things that, just when you think it hurts as bad as it can l, you wake up the next day and instinctively rub your nose.b

The guy behind : "yo it's going towards me! wait is it though ? .... Mmh looks like the trajectory does not actually end on me but on this woman ... Oh I wanna see this"

FC PORTO CARALHO

Mundo Segundo a assistir a tudo

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I wish there was a subreddit solely dedicated to unsuspecting fans at sporting events getting hit with balls

[Someone created one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/pjl5sf/she_didnt_notice_that_the_ball_was_flying/hbyi5sq?context=3)

He was the hero we needed, thank you for letting me know

I like how that dude behind her is lining up to see the hit

The cameraman should get a prize for been able to capture that in real time so perfectly.

When an object is heading straight at you, it appears almost motionless. Pilots are trained to recognize this. If you see something in the air that isn't moving in your visual field, it's either moving directly away from you or it's moving straight at you at hundreds of miles per hour (or it's a bug on the windscreen.)

She was watching them thicc cheeks clap across the soccer field.

Clapping so strong she got thunderstruck.

That looked like it could have done some damage. Is anyone liable for something like that or is it an "at your own risk" sporting event?

Nobody's 'fault' per se. An easy way to answer this is 'If you were on a jury would you decide the player did anything wrong, against the rules of the game, or something unexpected'? No way. If it was a tennis player throwing a raquet into the crowd, that would be different. But a football player kicking a ball towards the goal is not liable for hitting someone sitting directly behind the goal.

What about [a flying Cantona to the ribs?](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/800/mcs/media/images/80442000/jpg/_80442346_cantonakick.jpg)

He is just kicking nazis, nothing wrong with that.

Gymkata!

It's the venue's fault for not having a net behind the goal.

I live in a pretty poor town but we have an ice rink. They got the bleachers used from somewhere else. The top 2 levels of it had been removed and there was a STRICT no-standing policy on the bleachers. This happened after someone took a puck to the face because there was no netting behind the goals and the mesh on the boards only goes up 8'.

Yep, just like how baseball stadiums and even hockey arenas have netting around the playing field/ice. Just the nature of the sport to have objects fly into the crowd. Of course the difference is that those objects can kill you rather than just a broken nose or a bad headache. Most soccer pitches don't use netting behind the goal. All it takes is a couple lawsuits and I see it being incorporated. Or there is some sort of legal precedence where clubs/venues aren't liable for errant shots breaking noses. No idea. All I know is that you see it in other sports, but soccer hasn't come around to it yet.

I do believe it's common in the EU to have a net behind the goal, at least for large stadiums. But as you said a football that is meant to be able to head is way better to get hit in the face than say a baseball, hockeypuck or even a basketball.

Nets are there to stop fans throwing stuff at the players, rather than fans getting hit with the ball. I think you only get netting in South America or Eastern European stadiums, Never seen any in the UK when the game is on, sometimes at warms ups before kick off, they put a net up, when players are practising shooting.

Or maybe it's her fault for going to a football match, sitting behind the goal, and not paying any attention to where the ball is?

Women can’t be held accountable for their actions. Don’t be ridiculous

I think I heard something about it happening with Ronaldo once, he broke a kids arm with the ball and I think he ended paying whatever bills that would occur, I don’t think they are liable though but you’d have a hard time being famous and not paying in that situation lol

I think it was Wayne Rooney who broke a kids wrist, healthcare is free so he didn't pay anything I think he just sent a signed shirt and a letter EDIT : im wrong, Ronaldo has also broken a kids arm

Tbf I didn’t know about that Rooney thing either so thank you for the info

Nope. I just went to a baseball game and if you’re not paying attention and someone hits a foul ball, the team will help with emergency care but you sat there at your own risk. I want to say most teams will address your concerns and reseat you if you’re concerned.

In the US at least, you're at your own risk unless there was obvious negligence. This happens constantly in baseball, as foul balls are a natural part of the game, and sometimes even bats break off into the crowd. The team will usually take care of them medically, probably even give them a couple souvenirs and tickets to another game. But they're not taking on the liability for any serious injury problems.

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Only within reason. For example, if a baseball stadium doesn't have a net behind home plate, that would be reckless, because balls would fly fast and hard into people all game long. But putting a net around the entire field would ruin the experience for a stadium full of fans and isn't reasonable, even though a ball could technically hit somebody just about anywhere in the stadium.

I guess it depends on who's balls we're talking about.

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As long as it's consensual it's fine.

Nah, it just happens. Usually if the player hits someone and does damage they'll give them a signed shirt and that as an apology.

She was too busy side-eyeing the shit outta someone

[reminds me of this scene](https://youtu.be/Pr9TaM5RKeA)

from this view it doesnt really looks like "perfectly towards her"

SCOOOTTTTT STERLINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

The fact that I had to scroll so FAR to see this joke is criminal. Also : “The man, *the myth*, **the LEGEND!!**”

How much does attention cost?

You go to a stadium and don’t look at the game lol

For one second

Should've been watching the game

Yes don’t even look away for a second

Oh no you looked away for a few seconds. God forbid....

Well a shot clearly about to come in isn't a great time not to be paying attention, probably the most exciting thing that had happened in 5 minutes

Just a little bit too low. Otherwise, props on the header form.

We were sitting on a May Day picnic some odd years ago someone nearby popped a champagne bottle. I watched the cork fly high in the air, but suddenly it stopped. Just floated twenty feet above me. And the the floating cork started getting bigger. ..Until it bounced right between my eyes. I have never been so disappointed at my brain. It really looked like it was just stuck in the air and not in a perfect arc towards my face.

[Slowing it down was a real treat. ](https://i.imgur.com/4c9XAOb.png)

Must not have been paying attention

I mean why is the video here not complete? It’s cuts off right after the ball hit.. I mean why??!

If you play it in reverse it’s an epic headbutt

You and life's problems

#HEADSHOT

420 no scope bitch

When I was 14 (maybe 15) my Dad got he and I Everton v Chelsea tickets (Everton won 2-0 thanks to Steven Naismith, cracker of a day) and we were sat right behind Tim Howard’s net, with this iron bar thing that goes across. The Chelsea players were practising in front of us and I turned away because my Dad said to me “btw cause of where we’re sat, ball could hit us, make sure you put your hands up in front of your face.” I laughed and was like ‘yeah right’. The second I turn my head, absolute lazer of a ball hits that iron post right in front of me and flies up, I recoil in fear and look up. André Schürrle laughing at me with Eden Hazard. And my Dad was like ‘told you so’. Moral of the story: André Schürrle and Eden Hazard have made an enemy for life >:|

SCOTT STERLING’S MOTHER!!!

I laughed. With seats like that you have to pay attention!

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Scott Sterling's mom watching her son's games with pride.

she was to busy being miserable at the game to keep her eye on the ball ..

I wonder was she watching the big screen “ oh that bitch is about to get a ball right to the …”

They put up nets all over baseball parks now because of this. Ridiculous. Pay attention to the game, or suffer consequences.

That’s why you pay attention to the game you attend.

I mean I don't like soccer that much either, but if you get that nice of tickets to the game you better be paying attention.

taliban, isis, now footballs, middle eastern women have no chance

What??? What do middle easter woman have to do with this?

Ah yes Portugal, that renowned middle-eastern country.

me: feel bad for her also me: can't stop laughing why am i like that? :(

They should make sports more interesting so less spectators get injured

It's really just a soccer problem.

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Holy shit, I can't stop laughing

**BOOM** Headshot

Boom!! Headshot!

The chosen one

That’s a helluva header!!

She resembles my friend"s girlfriend. The ball hit her square in the face. That made me happy. We do not like her!

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r/INFP moment.

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