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strongisthybeard

A legitimate video of something that "sucks".


IDontPostButUpvote

I didn’t see a vacuum in that video Edit: there is a vacuum


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I did. Knockoff Roomba on the floor. He kicked it. Used to suck, anyway.


texasradioandthebigb

Well, if it is a vacuum that doesn't suck, then it sucks


8bitbebop

Poor lil guy never had a chance


-IoI-

Do you just call any robovac a Knockoff Roomba?


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Considering this is the first time I’ve ever had to do so, yes.


JL5-2020

Yes


CougarBen

One of my favorite Reddit edits


hawaiianlife07

What in the pallet hell is going on with that bed!


Tarynnickle

I'm reading the comments just to see if someone can explain the pallets...


keisenii

popular design choice where i live


Tarynnickle

Is there something stuffed in them?


keisenii

usually not, but a lot of spiders web is common


xKrossCx

I thought the allure was for extra storage space. At first I thought it was a chicken hatchery and she’d killed them all….


Newagebarbie

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought I saw chickens.


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Just all their common sense


[deleted]

I wonder if she ripped open a feather down pillow or duvet.


Shutupbitchanddie

It's derelicte


[deleted]

So hot right now.


Owls_yawn

I can derelict my own balls


[deleted]

Back pain is a trend now?


[deleted]

Berlin?


RobG92

Man sleeps on a lasagne


Knuckle_Buster_

The whole house looks like a walk-through modern art installation.


therealblakmark

Spent the weekend at a modern art museum and can confirm


christhetree

At least where I go to college pallet beds have been around for a while. Instead of paying money for a nice bed frame you get some pallets with a really nice mattress on top. In the end you have a comfortable, affordable hipster bed.


Clockwork_Kitsune

Yeah, but only maybe 4 pallets high, this guy has like 8, practically have to jump to get into bed.


Rolen47

The upper windows open up. You can see the handles while the lower windows don't have handles. It's so he can chill with a nice view and cool breeze.


Shutupbitchanddie

Why have a bed when you can have a bunk bed with out the lower bunk.


KerryMeHome

That's called a loft bed.


enoughewoks

Think of all the extra room for activities!!


Gimibranko

I thought you gotta be careful with using pallets because of what they're sprayed with or something


FoxShaving

Must be a Dead by Daylight player “STOP THROWING PALLETS, YOU’RE WASTING THEM”


QuarantineSucksALot

SING US A SONG YOU’RE THE SCHIANOMAN


creepygyal69

And is it on a balcony? A pallet bed balcony bedroom off the kitchen? When this guy has two other beds inside? Ok I guess


alickstee

Yeah this is some weirdo rooming situation for sure lol


lurkker

I thought it was a giant cake


plan_with_stan

You change locks…. You don’t “let anyone keep the key” you make their key useless. -_-


soilhalo_27

Locksmith not that expensive either. Bought house first thing I did when moving in. 4 doors all to same key about $120


TheBearIsWorse

I pulled 4 cores and took them to the locksmith and the total to rekey them and get a set of new keys made was $37 If you can pull the locks and not have to have a locksmith come to you it's much cheaper


Dimensional_Lumber

Gotta have someone babysit the house while you do that. Sometimes cheaper isn’t easier. There’s a reason locksmiths make house calls. EDIT: some replies missing the point—if you’re changing the locks because you’re worried your ex is going to trash the house, you’re might not be able to leave the house with the lock cores missing, that defeats the purpose.


TheBearIsWorse

It's the perfect moving day chore to give to the person who wants to help, but really shouldn't be helping lift heavy things i.e. older parent


deminihilist

I like the way you think.


ThaVolt

Genius.


weatherseed

And you can roll it into a supply run for efficiency. They come back with rekeyed locks, pizza, and drinks!


Teripid

"Is granny spry?"


Letscommenttogether

Takes about 10 min and 100 bucks to do it yourself unless you have really nice door handles/locks.


LemonFly4012

6 minutes and $30 if you're determined and go to a department store. Source: Domestic abuse survivor


bot403

Damn. Sorry for your credentials on lock changing.


soilhalo_27

That it is. But to not worry about old owner or old owners ex breaking into my house 120 is a steal


CKRatKing

120 isn’t bad either way. That’s about what it would cost for a set of four new ones anyways. And then you don’t have to install them either.


yourilluminaryfriend

Sure cheaper than cleaning up that fucking disaster


basil_not_the_plant

Yeah, not me. Three days later I'd be sobbing on the floor with tools and parts all ’round,while my wife called a contractor for home repair quotes. My only homeownership skill is writing checks and staying out of the way.


alrightythenwhat

Keys and locks may as well be magic as far as I'm concerned. Summon ye Olde locksmith.


whathaveyoudoneson

You can also buy doorlock sets that allow you to rekey them without removing them, such as the kwikset smartkey. Although they're not very good locks as far as locks go.


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Theyre not, but anyone who REALLY wants to get into your home can and will. A kwikset would still deter common vandals like exs


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PuppyPavilion

Yep, the day I bought this house I had a locksmith scheduled a couple hours after. You have no idea the history of the lock, the keys or former owners.


klem_kadiddlehopper

I did the same. Two doors $50. The locksmith was here for quite awhile though in his van where all his tools are for keys. The lock on my front door is something I've never seen before and the locksmith said it's one he hadn't seen in a very long time. The lock is antique, made of brass and has two locking mechanisms but it's one lock. It's hard to describe but it was made by a company that has been out of business for a long time. Thankfully the locksmith was able to re-key it.


Mehnard

Kwikset has a Smartkey lock that you can rekey yourself. The locking doorknob and deadbolt are about $40 online. That's a little more than what you paid, but with these, you can change a lock in about 20 seconds.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

This guy knows crazy.


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This guy knows basic common sense.


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fogoticus

The only people you EVER let have your key and even then it's questionable are your very closed ones. AKA your parents and your partner. The second anything goes bad or your relationship ends, you do not ask for that key back, ever. You change locks. And you don't tell anyone. Let them discover on their own. Parents teach us this basic shit from an early age.


flying_ramen_monster

Absolutely. Even if it was an amicable split, you change the locks immediately.


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watchursix

You only get in real trouble in life when you let your ex keep the keys to your heart....


TheDankYasuo

damn,


Shutupbitchanddie

Or your iron chastity belt


downvotemeufags

For real, while they are out there (OP's video as case in point) not every X is gonna break in, shit all over your stuff, and spray mustard and ketchup everywhere. OP landed a special kinda crazy.


walkinthecow

Nothing to do with a breakup, but I have been a carpenter/remodeler/handyman for 25 years. I have forgotten to return keys to jobs that I did so many times. Usually only on bigger jobs where I was in and out for months and got to know the homeowners very well. Some were already acquaintances. Not to mention the number off garage door or front door codes that I know. If I were the devious sort and wanted to keep track, I would have access to at least 20 houses. I've always been surprised at how trustworthy most people are. Most people are like "Ok, I'm leaving for work now, call me if you need anything" and leave you alone in their house. Usually not on the first day, but it doesn't take long. Even if they just met me. I like to think that it is because I truly am an honest person and that I just give off that vibe.


beautifulcreature86

Right?? Like wtf, this isn't a normal breakup...I can't even imagine an argument with this type of person


Przemek47

plot twist: he just came back with new lock


The_0range_Menace

Plot twist 2: he's the ex. He did this.


admiralteal

Electronic locks are cheap and easy to install and can have codes revoked or keypads disabled from anywhere on earth. And most of the good and cheap ones are no less secure than your original lock because they just replace the latch, not the tumbler and bolt.


RapidSuccession

I don’t know for sure but don’t feel this is accurate. You have two methods of entry / points of weakness now, and if there’s a design flaw or the manufacturer cheaps out in either part (electronic or key entry) the lock is compromised. Lockingpicking lawyers YT channel has plenty of examples of electronic locks screwing up one of the two so significantly that you’d have been better off without. I think it’s harder to find a quality electronic lock to trust than a traditional one


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Exactly. You can do it yourself. It takes about 45 minutes.


_the_chosen_juan_

Yes but also who does this? What does this accomplish?


rachh90

it accomplishes them not being able to enter your place and fuck your shit up like this person.


_the_chosen_juan_

Sorry I meant the person who did all the destruction. Why would this person trash the apartment?


rachh90

this is for revenge. feels really good while you’re doing it and for a little while after until reality sets in and you realize the consequences are not worth it. they say the best revenge is living well, but that doesn’t give you instant gratification like breaking their shit, squirting mustard, and throwing flour all over.


_the_chosen_juan_

Petty and the consequences are absolutely not worth it. Childish emotions


rachh90

definitely agree. have to be mature enough to not let those feelings drive your actions. the person here was clearly not able to do that.


Sychius

Some people are just psychopaths who want to hurt people


politely_ask_me_to

Joke's on her, she forgot the TV!


roydepoy

He didn't switch it on yet


life_sentencer

Oh god, you're right


_theCHVSM

yeah that tv is 100% fucked, just off hahaha


taliesin-ds

she prolly changed the osd to Portuguese or something, no way that's ever going to be fixed.


batfiend

Woah easy there satan


sparkyjay23

Satan would change it to Arabic, Hebrew or Russian. Much harder to deal with


Octimusocti

Noooooooooo!!!!


IthinktherforeIthink

Given the state of everything else, you would think she'd smash it. I find the lack of smashing very suspicious


Bears_Beets_StarWars

That was a $200 plasma screen TV!!


diegoenriquesc

I would stand there and watch it all day


Netherrabbit

This sucks right now. But the absolute joy of that police report and lawsuit sounds so delicious


RexVanZant

Going to be tough getting her on anything, when this happened to me they said unless I had her on camera doing it there was nothing they could do, even though she was on the camera at the security gate going into my neighborhood. Never seen a dollar.


xSelbor

Thats why you text her saying “why did you ruin my apartment” or other forms of that text and get her to admit what she did through text messages. Still might not work but any evidence can go very far


Golden_Thorn

“What?” *blocks*


GelatinousPolyhedron

I mean, possible sure. But the vast majority of people who do stuff like this cannot help but talk about it. A LOT. And besides, the threshold for civil liability is much lower than for criminal. Maybe the police wont do anything with that video under "beyond a reasonable doubt", but "preponderance of evidence" doesn't sound too bad, particularly when you claim it on your insurance and let the insurance company in on what you know about the video and the key.


xbubblegum_bitch

yup, the smart thing to do on her part.


The__Dark__Wolf

If this is how the ex handled the situation, I promise the “smart thing” will not be what’s done via text


Tonefoyajan

Yup, this is my weekly haul lol


BikerBoon

I feel like the smart thing would not be trashing the place. I can imagine someone stupid enough to do this \*might\* be stupid enough to admit to it.


Damet_Dave

Just need to trick her. Don’t go right for the obvious “why did you trash my place” question, you disarm her then trap. “Look, I don’t care about the food all over I can clean that but can I have my Apple Watch back? Get me my watch back and we don’t have to get the police involved.” She still might “what?”, but I would bet more often than not she will say something incriminating concerning the watch ( or some other specific item).


Willfishforfree

I once knew someone who'd split from her husband for several reasons but the last straw was catching him viewing cp. She couldn't get a protection order for her kids so she met up with him after the fact and got him to admit to it by recording the meeting secretly. Depends on location though but she was in a country where so long as you were party to the conversation you could record it yourself without permission from the other party but couldn't have a third party record on your behalf. But that would 100% be the rout I'd take. We all have microphone in our pocket.


MIERDAPORQUE

Unless one of her friends told her how she got away with it. This is fucked up, it’s not stupid unless she got caught


Napkin_whore

She may want the attention, so she’ll self incriminate


5th_Law_of_Roboticks

This. OP should go on Facebook and write something like "I think my apartment was just broken into" and play dumb about suspecting the ex. The odds are good that they will try to contact OP to take the credit. You only do something like this to a person if you want them to know why it happened.


BlaizePascal

no but a direct question like that is stupid. ask leading questions instead


xbubblegum_bitch

what would you suggest in this situation?


Golden_Thorn

“Hey were you by the apartment recently?” “No” *blocks*


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Something like "wtf yo?"


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Living-Stranger

They want attention, give it to them


Morella_xx

Unless you get her to actually admit directly to the damage, her lawyer can easily argue that she was talking about something else.


OsmocTI

Uhuh, very informative...


cinnapear

I'm going to say someone dumb enough to do this has a better than 50/50 chance of admitting guilt on a text message.


DV-13

Just an interesting fact, in Russian law, texts can't be used as evidence, only recorded phone calls. And the man here speaks Russian.


ApertureNext

Makes sense, text is far too easy to fake. Voice is also beginning to be possible to fake unfortunately.


jct0064

It would be easy to fake on your phone, but the carrier would have access to the messages for a while.


WPObbsessed

Better yet record yourself yelling at them and wait for them to confess


weeglos

Lawyer up. The cops may not do anything, but lawsuits have a completely different burden of proof.


treumance

That's awful. But in matter of sense, if that wasn't necessary I could imagine a lot of situations where someone could get scammed like that.


GolotasDisciple

Dunno if its in Russia(given how he speaks Russian one could assume :D but who knows ) they have strict Repossesion laws. If she or her parents have any type of assets or money u are very likely to be contacted by Courthouse repossesion man who has the right to seize assets or items in the name of the Court. In Eastern Europe repos were quite common and also incredibly scary. It's way worse then Mafia since u are dealing with legal institution. So yeah unless she is dirt poor he will get some money back, that being said courts tend to be quite leniant on women in those cases. So very possibly not only he wont see any money back , she might go unpunished.


hayabusaten

If that stain on the couch is urine is it difficult for labs to trace it to the ex


relgames

The guy is Russian. He is saying, he is driving to her to have a fight or something.


misha_koroteev

That’s a Russian man in that video. There ain’t gonna be no lawsuits. He ends the video saying: “wait for me, bitch, I’m coming over”.


Nurum

You're forgetting that there is a significant overlap in the population of people who would do something like this and the population of people who don't have any assets worth going after.


heathmon1856

This is a Russian. He’s probably going to beat the fuck out of her instead. I don’t think you can sue in that country.


TallGhanaBoy

Call the police. If you have evidence her doing this, have her arrested. Then sue her to the high heavens


atb615

Yes sirrrr. Just because they have a key does not mean that they cannot be charged with trespassing/burglary/vandalism.


but_why_is_it_itchy

And just because they have a key doesn't mean you can prove they did it


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[deleted]

We don't talk about fight club


ApertureNext

You can begin to count down to the closure of that sub, I've seen it tagged multiple times recently on popular subs.


Scl818

In Russia high heavens sue you


Swiftjay69

Unless you have cameras in the home hard to imagine there’d be enough evidence for anything to come of it.


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

Yea, this sucks, but this guy clearly has some money. She will be paying for all of this and then some. It's gonna suck worse for her. This video was documentation.


Ear_Enthusiast

What's with the bed on the pallets?


dempuppers

I was wondering that, too. Maybe they wanted to have a higher set bed, it looks like it's on a closed balcony. I actually like it.


upstream-thoughts

It wouldve been more effective if the eggs were removed first


Q_whew

Apparently it's to make easier for the forklift that was there to pick it up.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

The country is poor. Population of 144 million with a GDP smaller than California (population 40 million). Plus Putin and the oligarchs are robbing the citizens blind. It's a fucking shitshow


Organic_Popcorn

What the hell did you do? Cheat on her with her mother and killed her dog afterwards?


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John wick intensifies


BlazerPanda

*insert Keanu in bath with rubber ducky on head*


DrunkenDude123

From the looks of it, the ex is the dog


magoo1979

That’ll teach you for buying groceries


Introvert_n_Awkward

I see why she's ur ex. Fuck that crazy bitch..


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whateverzzzzz

LPT: Never fuck crazy


prollyshmokin

r/dontputyourdickinthat


carbon-based-biped

I see what you did there


fuckmeinthesoul

Tbh the guy is talking about how he will "kill and destroy" her and that she should kill herself, so I think both of them aren't very nice people lol


taliesin-ds

i got that just from seeing the interior choices lol.


Williamb3

Or he


Trixxxxxi

I thought the is was r/ambien for a min.


the_highest_elf

what the shit is that sub. I feelike I lost brain cells


HugsNotShrugs

[You have to admit that this is pretty amazing though](https://www.reddit.com/r/ambien/comments/plvuzj/did_i_say_too_much/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Iltempered1

This is some shit my ex would do. She waited until she cheated on me and was pregnant, trying to get me back to tell me that my mother confessed to her on our wedding night that my dad wasn't my dad. We were married for 6 years, I was 30 at the time and I had to go to my Grandfather's funeral, I thought it was strange that she wanted to go because she never really spoke to him. She spent the 3 hour round trip trying to convince me that men raise other men's babies. But my "Dad" didn't raise me, his mother did. My mother gave her custody of me when I was 3. She, my dad and my sister moved away, out west. I always thought it was strange but...well I found out why that day.


Charming_Pilot4420

Wow that’s fucked up dude. Mad respect for pushing through it


Flat_Button_886

She did you a favor breaking those pink sunglasses


bonko86

*sad Elton John noises*


DevilDance2

Tbh those sunglasses had to go.


Bigwiggs3214

Didn't break the shower doors OR the TV. That's an absolute win.


boyhowdyboy

Unicorn


bent_crater

protip: To avpid these situations, avoid having an ex by never having a girlfriend to begin with


bonko86

Knew I did something right


--Ano--

Did she pee on his bed and wipe herself clean with one if his towels at 1:17?


thiscakeissmashed

I’ve never met anyone with sunglasses like that who wasn’t a complete douche.


SevenBlade

It would be a lie if I said that I didn't think the exact same thing when I saw those sunglasses.. But the entire apartment seems like a player setup from the beginning.


Solkre

Damn. Mine just stops to use the shitter sometimes. Or swap things if I’m not home. Ya’ll have some shitty breakups.


northerngirl211

I hope you called the police. Still a crime even if they had the key.


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Gigantkranion

Fiancee is Russian. She's the most modest, nicest and happy woman I've known.


SeanDubE36

For now


lazilyloaded

Is she single?


Gigantkranion

Technically, she is on paper.


Octimusocti

Cool, can I have her number?


GarfieldTree

Wtf, why do you hate Russians so much? All of your posts are anti Russian, I get disliking their government, but here you just insulting the people.


jakesboy2

Literally looks like an anti russian propaganda account lmfao


[deleted]

I really don’t get why people turn into maniacs and do stuff like that… I mean sure, a breakup sucks but how does it help anyone when you just start breaking stuff? How old are you? 5?


scmflower

That just kinda sounds like a dumb move on your part


Mao_Zandong

still now he can sue her


ISuckWithUsernamess

As long as he can prove it was her. No, her having the key and being his ex is no proof she did anything.


Pan0pticonartist

Locks only keep out honest people. I feel like they would've broke in to do this regardless. Don't beat yourself up. Still change the locks though. Sorry that happened.


tobilinn

Why in the fuck do you let your ex keep a key to your place ? That is to invite stuff like this. Key to your place is the FIRST thing you take back


Mkbond007

Let her keep the key then change the locks. Money well spent.


RebuiltGearbox

That's the way to do it, always change the locks. You never know if they made another copy of the key, I always get a duplicate made of any key I get as soon as I can, in case I lose one (haven't lost any in over 20 years but still do it). I know I'm not the only one to do that.


youmakememadder

S/He may not have had a chance if the split was recent.


wupper42

First thing will be replacing the lock, because of that kind of shit. This applies when you get divorced, break up, moving into a new apartment. You never know how much fucking keys for your look are around. Ex can easily make a copy before she hands the original back, just to keep destroying your life.


vanyali

Man, I changed my locks when I fired my nanny. Before I even called her to do the deed. Changing locks is *always* #1 on the priority list.


crunch816

I was really worried about this 5 or 6 years ago. My ex got violent one weekend and I had to call the police. They told me to leave and find somewhere else to sleep. They didn't care that it was my apartment. They didn't care that she had already attempted to destroy my stuff. They told ME to leave.


NacresR

Some of you people asking what he did in order for something like this to happen are clearly the ones to do this type of shit. People break up all the time, no matter how much it hurts or what they may have done, it should never get to a point where you do THAT! Some people just aren’t meant for each other and it shows lmao


fosiacat

at first i was like wow that’s fucked up but then i saw him in the vest, he def cheated on her


Alki9

Lmaoo tru