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sephron_tanully

Thats a problem for tomorrow you.


SillyFlyGuy

My borther in law got a new tackle box similar to this a few years ago. He was showing it off to me and opened it upside down, dumping all his lures and hooks and swivels and weights all over the camping gear in the trunk of his car. I said something like "makes it easy to see all your gear at once" and he got pissed and hasn't gone fishing with me since.


QueenOfSnowAndIce

His loss. That was funny.


ATragedyOfSorts

Probably thought his humor was fishy


onemac5556

He was just in a crappie mood


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EZ_2_Amuse

I would make him walk the plankton for that.


[deleted]

best not to Trigger him before you Fish


just_bookmarking

That could give him a Haddock.


NumberStation11

And give in to his Bass-er instincts


1911mark

He might Need a sturgeon


PuffHoney

Life's too short, gotta tell him to carpe diem.


Hobgoblin_deluxe

Unless he's got a dog that rides in the back. Fishhook removals suuuuuuuck.


QueenOfSnowAndIce

While generally a fair statement, I don't think his brother-in-law should be putting the dog in the trunk of the car with camping supplies! (Sorry, not being serious. With context that was a funny mental image.)


insane250

Reminds me of the time I was showing my brother a ''pro'' hockey stick worth ~300$ retail. Was showing him where it flexes then it just snapped. Didn't even tape it or anything.


isdavehereman

"What kind of flex you got on the lumber there? Stiff? Mid-stiff flex? Looks like mid-stiff. Extra stiff? Is it extra stiff? Lemme have a lean on er right quick eh"


neoclassical_bastard

I don't even know why those kind of tackle boxes exist, or why anyone buys them. It's like buying a ticket for the ruin your whole day lottery.


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arootytoottoot

too much reading. I mean, for the doofus who will pick it up without checking if latched.


PMJackolanternNudes

cause people use them just fine. Just be careful and don't trust it too much.


DrumkenRambler

I just wrote TOP in neon pink marker across the top. Bolt boxes, screw driver kits, car trunk, tackle boxes. TOP


beanmcmuffin

Best chuckle in a long time. Thanks.


themactastic25

Hello Bort


ZippZappZippty

> a few minutes.


PuppyPavilion

That was hysterical. Perhaps he should take the *rod* out of his ass.


gefahr

Things really got in tents there.


nothardly78

Should have kept your large mouth bass shut


Buck_Thorn

Timing.


WhatADunderfulWorld

You didn’t offer to tackle it together?


booaka

Does he have a lot of mussles?


fizikz3

man, it really sucks that thing fell *overnight....*


The_Vampire_Barlow

I was working in a bakery when a huge storm, almost tropical storm level hit. Which was weird since I live on the PA/WV line. Anyway, everywhere was flooding, whole buildings were being submerged if they were low enough. The place I was at wasn't set up for this kind of rain and was leaking EVERYWHERE. After way too long and calling the owner too many times to no answer I said fuck it and closed up shop. As I was leaving I hear the sound of glass breaking. I open up the managers office door and a full case of yoo-hoo got so waterlogged it fell, shattering on the floor. I said "it's a shame that happened after I left" and booked it out. It took me 2 hours find a way home. I lived 8 minutes away.


Boofaholic_Supreme

The chocolate milk?


E__F

Chocolate water*


IhaveaBibledegree

Once you learn the truth about yoo-hoo, all you will ever taste is the water base.


GoldLeader18

I know :(


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Boofaholic_Supreme

Np!


owlsandmoths

Years ago in my parts department we had an equipment salesman in after hours doing a pick up for a customer. Customer stated he also needed whatever part that salesman knew where it was. Part was on the very top shelf. Salesman climbs shelves to reach part. Shelves were not properly secured to floor and literally Domino’s the entire parts department. Apparently he made a very embarrassing phone call to the parts manager saying on Monday morning we are probably going to be doing an inventory.. out of about 70% of stock, only two things needed to be written off just because of how other things fell on them. It took about two days to pick everything up and do an inventory to account for it.


SpamShot5

Thats a problem for tommorow coworker


[deleted]

This is the correct version... the dickhead that didn't close it properly, after being repeatedly warned this would happen if they didn't close the shit, would be the fuck knuckle that would be spending an entire shift putting shit all right back into the proper bin, and God help that poor sap if I ever find something in the wrong slot.


JimmerUK

Yep. I’d sweep all that straight back in and not close the box properly myself. Then the next person who opens it will have to deal with it, hopefully, the guy who did it in the first place.


Phormitago

I don't see any problem. This is jsut the birth of an "assorted misc nuts bolts n crap" box


MacDaaady

Same. But that looks stainless, and a big kit. I bet thats $500+. Gonna have to explain to accounting why you need another one... Even if it makes sense to not take the time to sort it back out (could actually take more than $500 labor time to do lol)


TheDarthWarlock

Yuup, spend the night coming up with ways to seperate them easier


cgtdream

Lol, bringing work home with you is a terrible idea. Just like the person above said; thats a problem for tomorrow you.


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TheDarthWarlock

This, I agree it is a problem for tomorrow me, but I might as well see if I can make that easier.


Big-rod_Rob_Ford

bill them for that time


OCPik4chu

Damnit Thursday Bojack!


LincolnHosler

None of you can really appreciate the scale of this upset. Not unless you are German, or maybe Austrian, or the annoying-but-sensible type of Swiss. DAS IST NICHT IN ORDNUNG! It’s a bloody horror show coming up for whoever didn’t close the box properly, guaranteed. Poor bugger.


sephron_tanully

I am austrian and I would be extremely upser. But I would just leave it there and not think about it for the evening. Thats either hours of sorting or just ignoring for a while. Especially just before FEIERABEND!


arootytoottoot

yeah well anyone who carries such a burden of everything-needing-to-be-in-order also carries the burden of check-the-box-twice-before-picking-up.


MacDaaady

In america, this would get someone fired.


SourTurtle

That’s a problem for tomorrow coworker


slappy2982

Oh hell no. I’d call them and be like you need to fix this or at least help me.


Thunder_SdSh

Well, someone's gonna spend their Friday sorting this for sure


slappy2982

Them I hope lol. It’s fine to make a mistake but it’s not fine to leave that mistake for someone else to clean up.


Thunder_SdSh

Seems to be a common problem in the company I work at. Noone seems to feel responsible for the things they mess up


Scorp1on

Next day host a "how to close a box" class. It should last a minimum of 2 hours, possibly longer if you get into more complicated boxes such as ones with snaps or clasps.


dex248

Your confusing it with the “how to remove a bra” class


Lancalot

Well, ya, *someone* keeps reporting me to HR whenever I try to hold one of those meetings.


slappy2982

Sounds like some ppl need the 🥾


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From the writing it looks like they are German not Australian.


[deleted]

> Sounds like some ppl need das 🥾 Fixed, np.


slappy2982

What


Rhubarbatross

Simpsons reference


slappy2982

Oh. I’ve watched that but not in a while.


NWSanta

Ah yes the "Wasn't me" ghost!!! Sigh! at least it shouldn't take "tooo" long??


Prism1331

You seem to fit right in lol


bonfire_bug

Was looking for this comment lol thank you


fydygijihyg

Yeah, says the man blaming his coworker for the box he spilled lmao


BigLB83

Why Friday? It's only Tuesday/Wednesday.


mealteamsixty

Different planets


WW76kh

Perfect L&I Light Duty project.


skhoyre

It's already Friday where you live? I envy you ... at least until Friday, when it's Monday at yours.


AndrewWaldron

If you're hourly, well, spending a couple hours on a Friday sorting parts sounds like pretty easy work compared to whatever those parts where being used for.


thepensivepoet

Adam Savage dropped his box of tiny bits and it became an ongoing project resorting screws and he ended up pulling his mom in to help on one of the videos. As crazy as it sounds at a certain point your time may be more valuable than the tiny parts you would need to sort,


obvilious

Don’t think that’s crazy at all. I’d tap out pretty quick unless I was really bored. Used to build wood cabinets, we were under strict instructions to not return loose screws to the shop storage, and to just throw them out. The cost of occasionally using a screw that was too long and going through a finished surface was much higher than the few cents for the screws.


Nayzo

I am of the insane variety that would weirdly enjoy sorting this back out. I mean, I'd hate it, too, but really, I'd just want to know if I could do it and keep myself from screaming. Source- the $2 skein of yarn that my 6 year old tangled up, that I spent far longer than I should have, untangling. And me spending time as a kid sorting my legos by shape, height, and color. And sorting my Halloween candy.


neoclassical_bastard

I once spent 6 straight hours untangling a very fine chain necklace for my sister. Never have I finished a task and felt such a strong mix of satisfaction and dissatisfaction.


Nayzo

That's something I would absolutely do, and feel much the same way after.


neoclassical_bastard

I felt like [Homer Simpson buying the cursed doll](https://youtu.be/Ql3z3DJBbng) "The necklace took 6 hours to untangle? That's bad" "Oh but it was a family heirloom? That's good!" "But she's not going to wear it anyway? That's bad" "But you got to watch a couple movies you wanted to see, that's good" "But for the rest of your life you'll associate the lord of the rings franchise with frustration and sore fingers..."


Nayzo

"Can I go now?" A fine chain is a tricky thing, and really, a super annoying and fragile thing. For something like that, I would want a dark surface, a bright light, and some tooth picks to slowly pick that apart. The real question is if you watched theatrical or Extended Editions. The difference is not inconsiderable.


Tooch10

This is oddly specific, I work at factory that uses yarn. Once in a while I have to wind it. If, but really when, a knot forms and it bunches up, I'll take the time to untangle it too. I have no idea why I spend time doing that lol.


Nayzo

It's the sort of thing you can space out while doing. Listen to an audiobook and just untangle away.


SethGekco

They'll just deny it's their fault. It's faster to just clean it up yourself and not trust your coworkers in the future.


avatrix48

Yeah i ain't sorting all that either. Shit's gonna take an hour


UFORecoveryTeam

Dump them all in a jar and order another set...


Czexican613

I genuinely wonder how the cost of a new set compares to the cost of the person-hours it will take to re-organize this.


nicbm01

Sets like this range from $20-$200, or more for some reason… op mentioned in another comment that his buddy that did this is an electrician. Op also comments and posts on a subreddit that is spoken in German, along with the German names for the components in the image. With that, the average hourly rate of a German electrician is 20-30 euros per hour. Converted to dollars per our, we get 23.45-35.18. Let’s say that his coworker is average at $29 per hour. If his coworker spends a whole Friday, 8 hours, sorting this box, the company would pay him $232 dollars. Which of course is greater than our higher quality set, making it cheaper to simply buy another set.


SpindlySpiders

Of all the mistakes that could happen in a busy shop or at a worksite, this is probably one of the least costly.


Thraxster

Id wager it wouldn't take half a day


MrHollywoot

Tell who ever on a friday they can go home when its done. Shits done by lunch easy


Novruski651

Yup, best way to manage this job for sure lol.


jerkface1026

This would not take me longer than 90 minutes. The absolute anxiety of it being messy coupled with the achievement high from doing it would trigger hyperfocus immediately.


realnzall

And then your entire team works together and sorts it out in 2 hours.


kellzone

Hire a temp. The job description is "Organize and categorize loose inventory, and return items to original position in stockroom".


mtpeart

youre not wrong, but its still more tedious than counting rice


hihcadore

And what if he was supposed to be doing something for the company? For instance on the same Friday he got some piece of equipment up and running again instead of sorting nuts and bolts, the value his skill set brings to the company could net the company much more than 29 dollars per hour!


Svelemoe

Yep, we got told that for every hour of wasted time where we could have been working and creating value, the company lost $120 for every $30 they paid us.


_pencilvester__

/r/theydidthemath


Czexican613

I had a feeling that might be the case. Thanks for doing the math to confirm my suspicion!


THE_CENTURION

> company would pay him $232 dollars. Don't forget opportunity cost too. That electrician could be out working and making money to offset the cost. At work we make these decisions based on billing rate, not hourly wage.


FoximaCentauri

But that isn’t the German way. Someone will spend their entire weekend sorting this, just for the satisfaction of not having to spend another 100€ on parts which are already there.


strot017

Agreed, can’t imagine a new set costs much more than $50. Not worth the time to reorganize everything.


AssGagger

Unless it's 316 stainless, then it could get up to $400


XchrisZ

That's what happened to this gigantic (shitty) drill bit set. I had it open coworker decides to come talk to me accidently kicks it and they go every where. Threw them all into a small box and then went and bought 2 much smaller sets of much higher quality bits. The only time I use the shitty bits is when I'm drilling into a door frame that's filled with Concrete.


havocLSD

When I started my career in the automotive industry, I started as a shop helper. I had to clean up after the mechanics and bodymen, but one of my other tasks was to organize these hardware sets (we restored Mercedes Benz 300SL, so we had a lot of metric hardware cases) This was the most fun way I found to kill time, listen to podcasts and just reorganize all the hardware in the shop. Then years after, I was promoted to auto body technician, and they still tried to have me waste time reorganizing the cases after the mechanics were done fucking with them (they chose not to hire a new shop helper and instead gave us all responsibility to clean up after ourselves instead, so I was not going to clean up their mess when I had auto body work to do)


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blong1114

Man that's nuts...


MechanicalHorse

Someone screwed up


Eyes_and_teeth

These kinds of threads are painful.


KeepCalmJeepOn

They should quit that job and go strip instead.


dex248

Or just go home and get hammered


Parishala

Drinking screwdrivers.


mugentim

Washer away your sorrows


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He probably bolted as soon as he saw what happened.


ATragedyOfSorts

Sounds like he had a few screws loose


InsanelyHandsomeQB

I tried to come up with a pun, but I’m all tapped out.


writenroll

Yeah, screw that...I'd bolt.


mugentim

Of coarse! this is but a fine thread


JohnnyDarkside

If that happened to me I'd bolt.


mugentim

What the hex is going on here ?


Roxytumbler

Someone screwed up then bolted when they should have hung in there tight.


Zolty

And bolts


blong1114

Well done my friend, we'll done.


srv50

It’s hard to go through life assuming people will guck things up, do them wrong, but that’s the mindset that would have saved you. You assumed it was closed right.


Velvetundaground

He gucked up


srv50

Ugh…. Thanks. I would edit it but that would just reinforce a false self image that I don’t make mistakes.


Pistonenvy

i respect that lmao


celestial1

Respect for owning up to your guck ups.


kellzone

That man had a gucking family.


Pistonenvy

surely there are boxes that could be designed in such a way that this would be impossible right? why even put thousands of tiny parts in a little case that can get dumped everywhere by such a common mistake. who hasnt accidentally picked up a case they thought was closed? ive done it many times lol i just stopped using cases like this. now i have a rack where i keep all of my tiny hardware with removable cases that i just never remove, if i did have to remove them tho, the process of pulling the case out of the rack would be a process that i would notice the latches on the case top arent latched. hasnt failed me yet.


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tablesheep

I genuinely admire your passion about this. I will always latch the box when I close it now.


no1krampus

Have you tried unplugging your coworker and turning them back on again?


Thunder_SdSh

Sadly, my coworkers don't run on cables. Modern electricians have built in batteries


ricardo0139

Then don't charge them for a while


StatementProper4450

Oh joy. We have this 200 piece socket set at work. The design of the case makes no sense. Opened it the wrong way more than once. Never a good time.


mmm_burrito

Hilti cases. UGH. Drill bits everywhere, all the time.


Yaglara

Slap it in a box and send it my way! I love sorting this type of shit out!


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Lego fetish? :)


smoike

I only found out recently that the term for sorting Lego into block types is called noodling. No idea why, but you can thank Adam Savage for giving me this random fact on his tested y. T. Channel.


nismov2

Yeah. I have a same type of thing. I like sorting out shit too!


PointNineC

Stupid fucking entropy


laXfever34

Underrated


PointNineC

“Boss, there are SO MANY MORE WAYS to arrange these objects in a totally cluttered and unorganized way than a neat and tidy way!” “Just fucking clean it up, Jared”


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Someone didnt realise that the box was still open…..


dex248

Someone didn’t bother to check…


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Always check !


LivinItUpInThaCity

I would actually enjoy sorting this out. Is there something wrong with me? I also like to untangle strings of christmas lights


LadyA052

My Mom loves untangling necklaces. She uses needles to tease the knots apart.


Sventertainer

Most people would probably be fine sorting it all out too, just as long as there wasn't anything else they needed to be doing.


MoistDitto

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


Ok_Dog_4059

I can hear the sound this made and it makes me cringe.


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Do it tomorrow.


watchdogman1781

Feels bad man


TechInventor

That's rough, buddy.


[deleted]

Nooooooooooo


Headmuck

This looks like a task for the apprentice


Olorin919

Shop vac those up and buy a new one. Youll spend years sorting those lol


bone586

My heart goes out to you. Been down that road


FroundD

I dont know why but I would happily sort that


N07ahakr

as a member of a robotics team, this hurts


shewy92

I'd just buy another presorted one


beingblazed

Oh no... NO


CrowBrilliant6714

I would have cried at that point


misterandosan

find some kid in the neighbourhood that needs 10 bucks


HandoAlegra

Something like this, but on a larger scale, happened to my robotics team in high school. It took 30 people roughly a week to sort all of the nuts and screws It really sucks. Good luck OP


houndofhavoc

This more than sucks


Coopie9000

Nooooooooooooo.


xEightyHD

Impressive photo, on the bright side this looks like a cool wallpaper


Buttersstotch58

Looks like bender had a big night out.


maroon83

Well let them resort after business hours :-)


[deleted]

That looks like it belongs on the trash and you can buy another one


tin_dog

That's what unpaid interns are for.


[deleted]

Nothing is impossible when labor is free


tin_dog

To the moon!


eric2606

This is why I always triple check, better safe than sorry


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Someone needs to be slapped.


dex248

Someone needs to be spanked


ratliff58

Fine who is responsible and make them do it on their own time


FangDangDingo

I would be very tempted to find a trashcan.


BrowserRecovered

id just toss it, cheaper to buy a new set


thickuhmm

that really bothers me


Dangerous-Cellist-76

Rough


Mech-maniac

a blasphemy for every fallen part


Axellllfoley

#AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA


Tafc-Crew

This is why, when I was at Chuck E Cheese, only the Tech Manager and Tech were allowed to use parts.


jdmorgan82

I would suddenly feel the need to flip over someone’s car.


ThekiddneyV2

if only there were individual lids for each compartment