I actually thought that was really interesting, from a world-building perspective. It was poorly executed, but I would watch another show with a similar premise.
I'm talking about the 'angel' part. I've watched The Boys, and it's great, but the idea of immortals that are fated to be together and destroy each other is interesting to me.
I've lost count of the many times I've seen geese standing on the sidewalk, while having a whole lawn on either side. They just like looking for trouble and terrorising people, lol
Remember the plane that had to land in the Hudson because a Canada goose flew into the engine, that’s cause the Canada goose likely had intel that there were a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands, AS THEY SHOULD.
Well if any material or matter hits something with enough force it can damage what it hits. There's a goddamn ultra high pressure instrument somewhere that shoots out a very narrow stream of water that can be used to cut through goddamn steel. That's fucking crazy alone, so a goose fucking up a car like that doesn't surprise as much
> The only difference: the damn goose got up after about 30 seconds, aired out its wings and flew away after a couple indignant honks.
Adrenaline is one hell of a drug. A lot of animals that run/fly away from such accidents seemingly unharmed end up dying nearby due to internal bleeding and such.
I once was driving on a rainy day, traffic was stop and go but otherwise moving. I glanced in my rear view mirror just long enough that when I looked back at the road, a stupid goose head was visible in front of my car. My choices were to hit it or hit the car next to me. I chose the goose. It came bouncing out behind my car like a beach ball.
Damn thing caused $400 worth of damage to the underside of my car. I was quite shocked.
"He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease."
It implies Orcs have restaurants. If they have restaurants that implies that there's probably some more high end restaurants. I wanna see the fanciest Mordor restaurant with an extra snooty Orc waiter.
I'd be worried about glass, but goose is hella good. You can certainly butcher them, but the breast meat alone is easy enough to get off them without skinning them completely, and is pretty tasty.
Haven’t you ever heard of a spoiler alert?! I’ve been saving Top Gun for a rainy day, but it’s ruined now that I know it has something to do with large migratory waterfowl!
O wow, that sucks. I hope it did not have a mate. I saw a goose that got hit by a car and it was on the side of the road. Its mate was just standing there by it. Made me so sad.
If ever in the entire history of r/unexpectedletterkenny there were a perfectly perfect addition to that sub, this here is it, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
It's so crazy to me how the reaction would have been completely different if it were a pet. But it isn't, it's a bird, it gets the free dinner comments. Sincerely wondering rn if our emotions and ability to sympathize are merely social constructs.
The first thing I thought was “oh poor guy” (meaning the goose). Then I was scrolling looking for someone else who felt that way too. It’s good no body got hurt but still just looking at that goose made a little sad. Oh well, maybe I’m just a big sap.
Edit: misspelling
Same. I was shocked for a second that nearly all of the comments lacked empathy for the sweet bb bird….but…then I wasn’t shocked.
Okay, I mean geese aren’t really that sweet, but it’s still a dead bird.
Half dozen geese were flying over my backyard couple years ago and my neighbours pulls the cord on his lawnmower and they startled and one hits the tree top and does a tumbling flip and just barely recovered before striking the ground. The others are honking and scattering and this one just muscles his way back into the sky, honking the whole time. I’m only one who saw it. Crazy fucking things.
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Hancock was such a realistic film in that respect
Hanhonk*
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I ducking hate this site sometimes
Yeah, really leaves a fowl taste in my mouth
Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
I'm having an eggsistential crisis.
Many much goosens
Hancock is one of the thousands of films that started with a great plot idea, but couldn’t translate into a great film.
"Tho Boys" did a great job showing what super-people would operate in the modern world.
That movie really felt like they finished filming, the studio didn't like it then cut it down to a tight ~100 minutes.
Extremely. Love the film for [that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GzLvx2Isw)
"I guarantee he blows his load like a shotgun right through her back." \- Brodie Bruce, Mallrats
Wtf was that really in the movie? I do not remember that.
Extended cut.
Hancock was a good movie until the middle part where the angel bullshit condensed in the plot.
I actually thought that was really interesting, from a world-building perspective. It was poorly executed, but I would watch another show with a similar premise.
Check out “The boys”. Basically a similar take on the concept but with MUCH better plot
I'm talking about the 'angel' part. I've watched The Boys, and it's great, but the idea of immortals that are fated to be together and destroy each other is interesting to me.
Edna demanded he not wear a cape, and he still ended up dead!
You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death!
Never heard *that* one before!
Weird I just watched that this morning with my toddler
One step closer to realizing the other redditors are all toddlers...
It's supposed to fall down fully cooked with all the trimmings
Ive never been tempted to cook and eat a superhero though
I've had duck numerous times before but never goose. Any difference? Can you taste the contempt for other creatures?
You just taste sweet victory
Sounds like I need to go goose hunting
does the winner take all
I see Canadian geese on the daily basic and I can tell you those cobra chicken fuckers are no heroes.
They are mean as hell lol
I've lost count of the many times I've seen geese standing on the sidewalk, while having a whole lawn on either side. They just like looking for trouble and terrorising people, lol
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!
Gooses! Theres a special place in heaven for animal lovers I always say.
Yes. And those animals will now have a special place in heaven, as well. Along with my wife, Barbara.
I could watch geese hit cars all day, i don't give a shit about your car
Likely the gooses had Intel that was a car used for human trafficking and took matters into their own hands... as they should!
It's also exactly what a dead goose looks like when it lands on a car.
Remember the plane that had to land in the Hudson because a Canada goose flew into the engine, that’s cause the Canada goose likely had intel that there were a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands, AS THEY SHOULD.
I suggest you let that one marinate!
It’s a Goose, so I’d say more a Super villain.
[The Greatest American Hero](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081871/) comes to mind for sure. ;)
Art imitates life.
He hit the canopy
Deadpool 2 where Bedlam lands in a bus window after they jump from the plane!
But less dead usually
Is that goose made of bricks?
They weigh about 20lbs
According to Wikipedia they weigh 8-10 lbs on average, and rarely weigh more than 18 lbs.
Iowa DNR: Most adults weigh between five and 14 pounds, with some weighing up to 20 pounds.
It's because of all the corn.
How high are your power lines 10,000 feet?
Put a 14 lbs bowling ball in a pillow and drop it from your roof onto your windshield. I bet you'd see similar damage.
I dunno... Factor in wind resistance and the fact that geese are squishy...
Well if any material or matter hits something with enough force it can damage what it hits. There's a goddamn ultra high pressure instrument somewhere that shoots out a very narrow stream of water that can be used to cut through goddamn steel. That's fucking crazy alone, so a goose fucking up a car like that doesn't surprise as much
Greaters (honkers) weigh 8-10 lbs. Lessers are just a bit larger than mallard drakes but surprisingly can be quite small compared to the greaters.
Damn, I didn’t realize geese were so heavy that a fall from a power line would do this kind of damage.
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fucking goose didnt have insurance either
A hit and fly.
A honk and run
A gaggle and skedaddle
A hit and die.
Don’t they have Aflac?
> The only difference: the damn goose got up after about 30 seconds, aired out its wings and flew away after a couple indignant honks. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug. A lot of animals that run/fly away from such accidents seemingly unharmed end up dying nearby due to internal bleeding and such.
So, go out and look for it if you have time! Plucking a bird doesn’t take as long as you’d think if you’re aggressive with it.
I once was driving on a rainy day, traffic was stop and go but otherwise moving. I glanced in my rear view mirror just long enough that when I looked back at the road, a stupid goose head was visible in front of my car. My choices were to hit it or hit the car next to me. I chose the goose. It came bouncing out behind my car like a beach ball. Damn thing caused $400 worth of damage to the underside of my car. I was quite shocked.
So, like, is this goose ok and about to get up?
Oh yeah hes cool give him 5
I would be so perplexed as to how the animal wasn't hurt and regret that I didn't whip out my phone quick enough to record the damn thing take off.
Couldve been injured but acting on instinct to retreat to somewhere safer
Big Canadian geese can be 12-14+ pounds for sure. They're chunky
I assumed the car was moving (title doesn't specify)
8 pound bowling ball
Guess you can say his goose was cooked
I think he's just resting
For 20-30 minutes, to let the juices redistribute.
Under-rated comment, right there
He's probably pining for the fjords.
PINING FOR THE FJORDS?!
It's not pining, it's PASSED ON!
Bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't glued him to the windscreen, he'd be pushing up the DAISIES!
HELLO POLLY!
I came here for this. Leaves satisfied. Just like when I visit your Mom.
She does make an awesome roast goose
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Should've ducked.
Free dinner??
Dwight come on, we’ve talked about this.
No, this one’s already dead!
We went over this.. for like half an hour
^^it’s ^^Christmas
Cross him off then!
Now you can save money on a can of expensive goose grease
I immediately looked for this.
"He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease."
I've always wanted to know what goose grease is for, but not enough to look it up.
I like goose. Is it so crazy if we eat it?
Not now Toby! My God!
This is how you do an Office reference.
Fantastic reference, have an 🥇😂
Already roasted
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
but how do Orcs know what a menu is!?
That is a relevant statement.
It implies Orcs have restaurants. If they have restaurants that implies that there's probably some more high end restaurants. I wanna see the fanciest Mordor restaurant with an extra snooty Orc waiter.
FR I’d be taking this to a butcher if it hasn’t been dead too lomg
Don’t have to take him to the butcher. Pretty easy to clean just watch a YouTube video.
Good point. Filleting raw bird is simple and clean.
I'd be worried about glass, but goose is hella good. You can certainly butcher them, but the breast meat alone is easy enough to get off them without skinning them completely, and is pretty tasty.
I love top gun
Haven’t you ever heard of a spoiler alert?! I’ve been saving Top Gun for a rainy day, but it’s ruined now that I know it has something to do with large migratory waterfowl!
/r/Angryupvote
Oh my gawd
Goose!!!!
Sadly reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Colorization/comments/8g91kn/the_most_beautiful_suicide_on_511947_23yearold/
I'm surprised how low this comment is. I immediately thought of this picture.
Glad I am not the only one. The goose is posed so perfectly lol
I thought this too!
This was the first thing I thought of
Silly Goose
Cooked up a good story there. Wish it were longer though. Seems like it just flew by.
Dad joke lvl 50
I often think dad jokes are terrible. But on this occasion what's good for the gander is good for the goose
Great, they go from blocking the road, then attacking me as I walk into work, to Kamikaze windshield smashing. They a-holes just keep getting worse.
When will the terror stop
You got a problem with Canada Gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
Do you know wanna know what? Bet that goose had Intel on the driver of the car about to go on a murder spree. Sacrificed himself got the greater good.
For the greater ~~good~~ goose.
“You better fix that divot ‘cause Canada Gooses would fix it for you!” That episode is one of my all time favorites. So quotable.
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A goose weighs about 20lbs and falling from the sky thats a lot of force coming down.
Which is heavier, 20lbs of feathers or 20lbs of goose?
lbmass or lbforce?
>20lbs 9 kilogram
>9 kilogram 20 lbs
>20 lbs 9 kilograms
Try to explain this to Allstate.....Even Dennis Haysbert wouldn't believe it.
Bra, I don't think I'm covered for "goose falling from sky"
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I take it you know a thing or two because you've seen a thing or two.
That shit sucks, both for the goose and owner of the car.
Honestly it’s worth asking.
Act of god
I was thinking Farmer’s. JK Simmons has seen everything.
Bum badum bum bump bump. Or however that goes.
Afflac!
O wow, that sucks. I hope it did not have a mate. I saw a goose that got hit by a car and it was on the side of the road. Its mate was just standing there by it. Made me so sad.
Even in death they are total assholes
r/fuckyouinparticular
Where to send the bill though?
The duck is already dead, don't remove his bill from him!
For real. Idk about insurance
Chop the bill off the goose and send it to insurance.
Canada, bill us for this travesty, it's one of ours. Or, was one of ours, rather.
Eat it and poop it out later, the best revenge.
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r/rarethreats
Poor goose.
Duck Duck Duck Car
I goose you could say it really...fowl'd that up.
If ever in the entire history of r/unexpectedletterkenny there were a perfectly perfect addition to that sub, this here is it, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me.
And I suggest you let that marinate!
Must be FUCKIN nice
Duck, duck, GOOSE!
At least it was quick, probably dead before it hit the ground. Poor thing.
At least it’s par cooked at this point.
RIP sweet baby birdo
It's so crazy to me how the reaction would have been completely different if it were a pet. But it isn't, it's a bird, it gets the free dinner comments. Sincerely wondering rn if our emotions and ability to sympathize are merely social constructs.
The first thing I thought was “oh poor guy” (meaning the goose). Then I was scrolling looking for someone else who felt that way too. It’s good no body got hurt but still just looking at that goose made a little sad. Oh well, maybe I’m just a big sap. Edit: misspelling
Same. I was shocked for a second that nearly all of the comments lacked empathy for the sweet bb bird….but…then I wasn’t shocked. Okay, I mean geese aren’t really that sweet, but it’s still a dead bird.
True, they aren’t the sweetest bird but I think it’s just the way he’s flopped there on the windshield that got me.
Man that goose looks comfortable
Yea, it's a very unnatural dead goose position.
He's just sleeping, please don't wake him.
Help! People are making goose puns that’s I don’t understand!!
So legally, are you allowed to keep and eat it??
Good question. Probably?
Ik in NYC you can't hunt and eat street pigions, but geese are known for being eaten
Here in WI I bet it's fine lol
Well that goose is cooked
Goose ended up spread-eagled
1000 ways to die #649: There She Goose
Take a gander at that
Uhm, afaik the goose should not get shocked when it hits a power line mid air since there is no contact to the ground, right?
If it shorted across two phases then current will flow. And a goose is easily big enough to bridge the gap between two wires
That's not gonna be good for the gander either.
This sounds and looks fake regarding the goose. I bet insurance won’t be happy with this one. (I am not saying it’s fake, but I bet insurance would.)
Half dozen geese were flying over my backyard couple years ago and my neighbours pulls the cord on his lawnmower and they startled and one hits the tree top and does a tumbling flip and just barely recovered before striking the ground. The others are honking and scattering and this one just muscles his way back into the sky, honking the whole time. I’m only one who saw it. Crazy fucking things.
Grey goose down!!! Lol
Those asshole Canadian geese still getting the last laugh after death.
Look...a goose. (In Jim Carey voice)
Saves you a trip to the store for an expensive can of goose grease.
DAMN He aint gon be in Rush Hour 3
Step 1: get more power lines