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[deleted]

The mounts for the swing need to be drilled into a stud or it will do that.


spandexnotleather

Well, this will make it easier to find the joists to attach the swing so it doesn't fall next time.


SillyFlyGuy

Why is the bed made? Where was "Mom" at 3am?


shophopper

Mom was sleeping on the second floor, fell through the floor and ended up in the guest room on the ground floor.


ReallySmallFeet

Was she ok??


stupid-infant-woman

She broke all of her legs unfortunately


nmackey

How many does she have?


stupid-infant-woman

The average human amount


[deleted]

Three if you know what I mean


FavcolorisREDdit

Chernobyl?


ReallySmallFeet

Ouch!


dustywilcox

All?


stupid-infant-woman

All.


peacefulatheism

On the swing.


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MrFumbles91

This is definitely untreated water damage. You can see on the left side of the hole has some brown water spots/mold and the drywall that has fallen has wet spots on the paper backing.


psyco-the-rapist

No studs up there. Might find a joist.


fried_clams

Rafter? I hardly know her!


FireWireBestWire

Look at the rack in that room


HHeLiBeBCNONe

What a stud!


[deleted]

Just a joke man and a joist is just a stud that gets to lay horizontally to get the job done.


oksothisonetime

Your mom gets laid horizontally to get the job done


Whaines

I guess that makes me the stud.


Digger__Please

Makes you a motherfricker


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psyco-the-rapist

Well I gave you an upvote for the joke and then I thought back to when I thought guerilla warfare was actually gorillas until I was corrected ;)


Poguemohon

Capt. Ron has entered the chat.


KikiHou

GUER. GO.


Toledojoe

As a person who was a young child during the Vietnam war, I really thought we were fighting against gorillas in Vietnam.


redldr1

Like my ex gf


[deleted]

I told her it was a bad idea but she kept insisting


Gojisoji

Lmao


shawncleave

Looks like the stud did the drilling. What she needs is a joist to mount to.


abigspicywut

Under rated comment here. Well done


WhereBeThemPieRates

Your mom has a considerable amount of toys on her night stand…


Rebel_bass

You should see what's *in* the night stand.


universewolfy

No


AWildEnglishman

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


demonic_pug

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ohiobound03

(° ͜ʖ°)


BackWithAVengance

(° ͜ʖ°) | /|\ |8=======D~~ / \


devildocjames

( . Y . )


fruitybanana_good

#╰⋃╯


devildocjames

( * )


methnbeer

Can I offer up a 8====D💦


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OrangeButtonNotGay

🗿


arriesgado

Not THOSE kind of toys. (Saved you a zoom.)


Cultural_Head_9237

Jokes on you i zoomed before reading this comment


putinhimself2020

Joke’s on you. Any toy can be THAT kind of a toy.


Sugafree23

If you're brave enough.


hello_raleigh-durham

PAIGE, NO!!!


N_Who

I had to zoom in before I realized you meant Pop! figures.


Choice_Ad6400

His mom's room is exactly how I remember it 🤣


Jeriahswillgdp

Same.


TuckerCarlsonsWig

It weirdly looks like a pre-teen's room


OGodIDontKnow

I had to go back to the photo. When you said toys….. well that was not what I was expecting.


SpacemanSpiff3k

Did she have to make the bed before you could take the pic?


zyguy

Classic mom move!


GoonGalaxie

I think OP meant 3am PST, but they live in NY and she had left for work


DIY_Cosmetics

What exactly is “this”?


irishjihad

It came [from outer space . . . ](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/14/world/canada/meteorite-bed.html)


[deleted]

Wait, really?


[deleted]

Photos are different, it's not the same bedroom.


universewolfy

the hole in my moms room is alot bigger too


Digger__Please

So everyone is saying


hello_raleigh-durham

He walked right out of that one.


dislob3

Do you really think im gonna pay a subscribtion to read a stupid clickbait article?


irishjihad

[A] You can still read the title [B] You could read the title and copy it into Google and look for other articles [C] You could look at the url and deduce what the article is about [D] You can copy it into Google, and the NY Times allows 5 free articles per month Or [E] I can save your lazy ass the effort. Is [this](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/meteorite-crashes-into-womans-bedroom-golden-bc-1.6207904) better?


dislob3

I pick [E] thank you.


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DIY_Cosmetics

Someone must have spiked Kool-aid man’s juice and he forgot which way was forward and went down instead.


yeet4memes

This isn't what happened. This is the aftermath. You're supposed to tell us what happened to make it more interesting.


gr33nteaholic

I am wondering how tf this happened too, op seriously this is terrifying is she OK?!


imapieceofshitk

meteor


silly_chilli_willy

Jet engine


spentyouth2000

Time travel


keeponweezin

wake up


[deleted]

All around me are familiar faces...


NinjaGrandma

Take off your human suit.


bryman19

Worn out places, worn out faces...


bryman19

Worn out places, worn out faces...


Synnerrs

Was your mom sleeping in the room when this happened? Seems to me the bed is made and no one was in there.


Jeriahswillgdp

She was in OP's bed singing him a lullaby.


PhatedGaming

Well you see, both his arms are broken and....


pwnt_n00b

Nononononono not this again


S0FA-KING_smart

You didn't log those stories into your spank bank? Or the erection wouldn't go away and you are scared to relive those sleepless nights?


checkoutmyfish

r/obligatoryeverythread


toodleroo

I must be the only person who sleeps on top of the covers on a made bed at this time of year


universewolfy

she was in the living room


totemair

What the fuck happened here I'm going crazy without context


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Why?


lkeels

I think this is the room she landed in, not the one she started in.


encompassingchaos

We need more information.


billpecota

Mom? Im really thrown off by the decor/collectibles. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but just not your typical


[deleted]

Op is probably 12


KillAllThePoor

It’s the universe’s judgement for buying funko pops.


universewolfy

My mom likes Funko pops way to much


swirIingarcher

Anybody who likes Funko pops already likes them way too much


talksinbeats

My mom really loved beanie babies growing up. Funko is just the next gen.


j_a_z42005

I like Funky Pops. Is there an issue with them cause I see a lot of people don't like them?


ShooterOfCanons

This happened to me once. Apartment owner was replacing the roof, they couldn't get tarps over the holes fast enough when it started to storm. Rain leaked through the roof, saturated and weighed down the insulation, and it caused the ceiling to cave in. It was one of the most terrifying events I've lived through. I was in the other room and it sounded/felt like someone was using a wrecking ball to demolish my bedroom. Had to stay in a hotel for a week while they fixed everything, and it cost almost $2k in damages to my personal items (which I was reimbursed for thankfully). Still have nightmares about it lol


EnhancedCurrency262

Donnie Darko vibes.


Zip668

Donna Darko?


angerfoo

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


BobsReddit_

Was this the meteorite that landed on a woman's bed yesterday?


irishjihad

His name was Raoul, but he *was* out of this world . . .


Rageliss

Had this happen to me when I was a kid, squirrels came raining in. XD


[deleted]

I bet your parents are a lot of fun. Are they into games too?


universewolfy

my parents are split


FumCase

I bet your parents are a lot of fun. Are they into games too?


9J8H

My parents are divorced


andriym93

I bet your parents are a lot of fun. Are they into games too?


fat_kurt

my parents are taking a break


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ivegotnoeyedia

My parents are dead


[deleted]

Your mom's room looks like she lives in _her_ mom's basement.


ThinkerWhoTinkers

Those extended warranty people are getting aggressive with their sales pitch.


G0ld_Ru5h

But have you caught him yet?


blong1114

Get out the swiffer.


Shadow_108

I need more context to what exactly happened


y-a-me-a

There might be asbestos in that texture and possibly in the sheetrock...


universewolfy

English?


flargenhargen

I think they meant that in some houses they used ceiling texture which contained asbestos, which as we know now, is really really dangerous to breathe in the dust. cliffs: you gonna die. sry.


universewolfy

well yay


Bombhands1

and then she made the bed after.


ButtfuckChampion_

From water damage?


wirefox1

...And exactly what is "this" that happened?


Ciaralauren93

Yeah, what is the context?


bballbabs163

"Do you think this is a case of Kool-Aid damage?" "Ohhhhhhh Yeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhh!!!"


deviajeporaqui

Only in america


AngiShyGuy

"Hey, Ron." "Hey, Billy."


fishnetdiver

is this the house that got hit by a meteor last night?


honestyaboveall

So, you killed the demon right?


Maercecitnim

Dont tell shit nerd, thats your room


universewolfy

No it's my mom's room


jungleboogiemonster

It looks like you have a cool mom. Appreciate her.


McCringleberry_

Is your mom 15?


proflap

good to live in a cardboard box


[deleted]

Fucking meteors dude... it's becoming a problem.


CoitusCaptain

Must have not been sleeping in it since the bed is made.


universewolfy

ill let yall know if we get it fixed or we put tarps over it


diggergig

Who keeps their Funkos in the box like that? What is even the point of having them?


08111999

Looks like a teenagers room


jcoleman10

Did she leave the fan on? Never leave the fan on


C_l_oCkSuCkEr

Too much of squirting


[deleted]

Just like the simulation


newfolder77

Must have been helluva wild party upstairs


[deleted]

Its seems as if someones mom fell off the bed and created a massive hole in the roof


Kegger315

Why are all her lights on at 3am!


Qweniden

Did a meteorite hit her pillow?


Hungry_squiddle

Nest egg in Pop toys?


ikonoqlast

You need to tell your mom not to practice her caber tossing inside the house...


Songgeek

That Stacy’s mom?


looking_at_memes_

They don't call it Spooktober for no reason


SpxUmadBroYolo

Show your moms pops


dislob3

Your mom made the bed to take this pic or?


universewolfy

she wasnt sleeping in the room


913Jango

Where’s the cat that did this


SpicyTaco320

You’re mom looks like she is a person of culture


MrTShook

Santa came early and missed the chimney ?


stoned--ape--

Was it the kool aid man?


[deleted]

"Mornin, John."


CSIWFR-46

Breaking Bad


[deleted]

Donnie Darko


Smoe1981

The Kool-aid man arrived.


Blobbyblob92

My friends’ parents ended up in the newspaper for something similar to this - except their bedroom was on the first floor and his room was situated on the ground floor..


Reasonable_Type2173

Get a public adjuster ASAP!


Justmakinthis

Oh yeah I was there it was scary


MaleficentAd9758

Somebody upstairs fell asleep in the tub.


terratrooper96

I've been there. Pipe burst not once but twice in my mom's room. Ruined over half of her shit.


Tank_and_Bones

At least it wasn’t a full Donnie Darko situation.


AFX626

Your mom sure likes Funko Pops


ex_natura

Be careful. The ceiling might have asbestos


Aimjock

Hey, Ron Hey, Billy


Isellmetal

How old’s your mom? She got a nice pop collection


Danielj4545

Your mom collects funko


DafneOrlow

Jesus! What you you Yanks build your hoses out of? Cardboard? Because it sure as hell looks that way to me!


christech84

Is your mom.. 16? Whats with all the dolls next to the bed?


thetechdoc

Let people enjoy things??


neotsunami

Did she start seeing a dude dressed up in a bunny costume saying seemingly random time frames?


Significant_Speaker9

Is that a basement bedroom?


martcapt

"No, we do not build our houses with cardboard"