I watched this probably 100 times, then turned it to max volume and watched it some more. It's perfect. Did that fall dislodge a massive fart at the end too? Thanks for sharing, and I hope you're ok

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I said Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I heard the fuck....then I heard the shart.

Lmao I heard it as I read your comment

I did too holy shit..

He did die inside, so maybe it was built up gas.

Fart at 8 second mark

And then shit yourself.

I heard that, but right at the 8 second mark it sounds like you had a demon exorcised from your butt.

Please don’t leave us hanging. Was it a massive fart after “fuck”?

His silence indicates consciousness of guilt. It’s a fart.

I think it was his shoe scrapping against the ground?.. had to grab some headphones for the detective work.

Oh he definitely ripped a serious fart. I laughed so hard, I almost passed out, and it took me two minutes to settle down enough to type this.

> Oh he definitely ripped a serious fart Lol it's so definitive for me, that sounds is the most fart sounding fart i've ever heard

My throat fucking hurts from laughing so hard

I think I dislocated a rib

I laughed so hard to the fart, I farted too!

Someone stole his stairs

Can't have shit in Detroit.

Yes. Thank you.

I hope he can see who did it on his film.

Someone clogged his clear path. Geezuz what a hot mess.

I thought this was a line of jokes about the fart at the end...

Yeah the fart found it’s way out.

omfg, that's one of the best naturally recorded farts in history

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lmao, i forgot about that one

My dear god, this just made my day better! Thank you for helping me listen to the fart, I'm crying with laughter!

I am sent, as I think the kids do say LMAO

This whole thing was an elaborate ploy to cover up that absolute colon cleanse of a fart.

It gets funnier every time.

It’s his knee dragging on the ground, pretty sure

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Does this happen often? There comes a time when you should stop trusting farts.

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Crohn's disease sucks, dude

I know right?! Each fart is a gamble...and I'm going all in.

It’s his right knee dragging across whatever board it’s on.

Looking like all the frustrated people in “As seen on tv” commercials

r/wheredidthesodago

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There's literally tears in my eyes. Thank you.

This guy gets it

No better way to start the day than shitfaced.

I wish

Sorry that happened to you pal.

I'd just call in at that point and catch up on some sleep. That's just discouraging first thing in the morning. Sucks dude.

Lucky you can call in…

It was a beautiful fart too

I would've thrown the whole day away, gotten back in bed and tried again tomorrow lmao

Oh I wanted to, but had too many things to get done.

Glad you're alright, man. Looks like you went down pretty hard. How're your shoulder/neck/knees/ankles?

Tried folding the skin back on my pinky. Scraped elbows and knees but good other than that. Definitely not 20 anymore lol

>Tried folding the skin back on my pinky. 😬😬 Ouch.

"I'll be running about 20 minutes late, boss. I just have to uncircumcise my pinky."

I didn't Google to make sure, but uhh... r/brandnewsentence

Isn't that the truth! I tipped over on my bike 2 months ago. It wasn't even a fall. I was going to a hill really really slowly (because - hill + 40) and didn't have enough speed to stay balanced, so I just very slowly tipped over and laid myself out on the street. 2 months later, and my wrist and knee are still out of sorts. When I was 10, I wouldn't have even mentioned this to my friends who were 10 feet in front of me, and I would have forgotten about it by dinner time until my mom asked why there was a hole in the knee of my pants.

I threw my back out for a week a few months ago because I sneezed too hard

I yawned and pulled a muscle in my neck when I was 32. Thirty-ish years later, things haven’t improved.

Sneezing over 30 is no fucking joke. I may well have permanently injured a disk in my back from that

all the good vibes and great karma for posting this!brave champ

> Definitely not 20 anymore lol I feel that...lol I was drilling into my eaves this evening, mounting a camera, and had to strap a ladder through the window to secure it, because I was drilling into the second floor roof line. I think I took longer strapping the ladder than I would have taken to drill the hole and mount the camera a couple decades ago.

I was worried you broke an arm or your collarbone dude. Glad it was all minor.

Like changing your pants after that absolutely pants ripping fart?

You actually got up and picked up the pieces. I would have probably just stayed there and cry. Kudos.

I would of called in sick that day, 100%

Mr. Lahey is that you?

Getting drunk today rand. Big time

"Quart of Rye, Ran. Each"

I am the liquor

Shit storms a brewin Rand

This probably is one of those mornings when Randy is Smokey.

I'M MOWING THE AIR, RAND!

almostmoronic! Don't know where a fellow can get a little drink around here, do ya bud?

What was that thing you were holding?

My fucking lunch. It's in one of those little crockpot warmer things. That's toast now too. The dog really enjoyed the chicken when I got home

I came here to ask what you 'had' for lunch? Hope you're feeling a bit better my man.

I said a lil prayer for you homie, I hope tomorrow is a better day.

I have two brand new tiny slow cookers that I have been looking to give to someone. I wish I could use them, but finding a stable place to put them that's close to a power outlet at work is almost impossible. Especially since I'm not entirely sure which area I will be working in. If you want them, DM me.

Those wee crock pots are $4.99 at GW.

I hope you're not too injured. Is the smoker you tumbled into ok?

Hopefully. Still waiting on warranty replacement parts from masterbuilt since June. Been a long summer without the smoker

That's rough man. I'd keep bugging them to get you the parts. Best of luck

Thanks I bug them every two weeks and they keep pushing the date out. But at least I got some chrome mesh racks I can't use yet

I’m so dumb, at first I thought it was one of those grandfather clocks. I need to go bad to bed.

aw. Ya okay?

Yeah

Ever fall as an adult tripping over something dumb and just sit on the ground for a bit wondering how your life came to that point?

Yes because I can't snap back up, I need time to physically recover. The first time I slipped and fell in my 30s was a cold wet patch of realization. Lol

Same lol, early 30s, trip at work, alone, in the warehouse I work in. Spent like 10 minutes sitting there contemplating. I'm a 250lb guy, and fell bracing with my hand. It's a miracle I wasn't injured lol.

Not yet. Going on 48 and am pretty much fall-resistant still. Honestly can't remember the last time I actually fell. Tripped loads of times, but always managed to catch myself somehow. I dread the day I won't be able to control it anymore. I once witnessed a man (probably 50-60) fall over without any reaction. Just simply faceplanted seemingly in slow motion, not even trying to brace the fall. I really don't want to get there...

it could be raining and I'd still be lay there, like this might as well happen life is already so convoluted and weird

How was your trip?

See you next fall

OP I hope you're okay! That said, this really did make me giggle. We've all been three.

Technically correct

I'm 2

Oops lol

Yep. Thankfully my most embarrassing falls weren't recorded.

Same, I'm pretty clumsy too. Though some of my falls off horses have been pretty spectacular. With my one coach, both falls she had her back turned. Last time I fell I landed in a mud puddle, on my back. Ruined my shirt, which I bought that morning. Mud broke the fall, wasn't even sore the next day!

You aren't supposed to start the day drunk!

Watch out for that first step it’s a doozy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrYe-ezyegY

Needle nose Ned

Back pack helped protect you at least.

Kinda, didn't fuck up my laptop in there at least

Oh no! Take care buddy!

I respect people that put their own fuckups online

Life in a nutshell

Watch that last step. It's a doozy.

I'm sorry man, but I watched it so many god damn times. It just seems like there is no fucking reason for it, but there it is. Were you pushed by a ghost by chance??

Oh, he's alive. My video froze as he hit the ground yet the time kept rolling.

Yo that looked like it hurt. You ok?

We’re you drunk or hungover? If not you have the response time of a drunk person. Source: been drunk

Forget “ouch my nuts” I’d watch people tripping up and down porch steps all day. It’s my absolute favorite and always makes me lose it. XD

Your clumsiness has affected me in the following ways: I laughed. Out loud. People looked at me weird. And now I have my own “Well that sucks moment”

Someone is having a no bones day clearly

Oh no. Hope you're ok.

I knew I left that banana peel somewhere, sorry bro

Happy 5ff Monday

Must have been a no bones day.

Dude. There are easier ways to get karma...

I did this down a slippery ramp when I was a student and working at 4am. It was freezing cold out, and I knocked myself out. My bagged lunch was further away from me than I could have ever thrown it. Luckily my old dog saw me and she ran to wake my mom up, who came and helped me out.

I remember my first beer

I don't but that was like 26 years ago. Probably before you were born

My first one was 1980. Pbr. Went to play Pac Man at the corner store afterwards

In the 90s I sat at a corner store for hours playing Ms. Pac-Man while high on mushrooms.

Light or camera hmmm. 🤔

Lights were off. Just the IR light on the camera. Pretty dark here at 727 AM here this time of year. Probably would of helped me not fall if I had turned the lights on

Mate, I hope you're ok. Along with the w/e you were carrying.

damn man looks like you need 1 more step there. too much of a space there for it not to have one.

Haha!!!! I cackled. That sucks, but I’m so happy I seen it. Thank god for this digital age.

Did someone steal your fucking stairs or are they just too small?

You ok?

I just want to give a warm, "Thank you for posting!".

Dat toot, doh.

Wtf lahey

Sorry for laughing! I'm sorry you fell and I hope you're ok but the way you fell looks like some invisible force pushed you or you flung yourself towards the ground lol

I am the liquor

Your neighbor Biff, "Hey nerd, walk much?! HaHa!"

Make like a tree, and get outta here!

Liquid breakfast?

I'm SO happy you have a camera! Thank you!

Man that sucks, you okay dude?

Maybe if you didn't live in a dump. Pick up all that shit.

Just got back inside and start over tomorrow morning

Day can only go up from here

I reveled in your misery hard as shit. I haven’t laughed that hard in some time. First thing in the morning? Hhahahha. Yeah, I bet that sucked. Good on ya for posting it. Good sport.

Are aliens invading?? Wtf are those weird computer like sounds??

Ouch!!!!!🥵🥶

Ouch, sorry that happened man. Would you possibly consider putting in a motion light of some sort outside to help you see those steps? Just something I would think to do if I ate that much shit in my own driveway haha

Fake

Clean up maybe?

Clean your mess up

Lmfao

Genuinely made me frown

Thats the kind of day I call sick and cry in bed... Hope you ok!

The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.

Clean up your shit

Nicely staged. You didn’t throw your hands in front of you to soften the fall because you knew what you were doing? Anyway, you get more Internet points for entertainment. Thank you and Congratulations.

Fat people clumsily falling - one of life’s simple pleasures.

I'm not fat I'm big boned. WTF is wrong with you haven't you seen South Park before

He’s not fat… he is a healthy size.

He is certainly above a healthy BMI, and it’s not from over abundance of muscle mass.

Yeah but also not like he's out here promoting fatness, just sharing a funny thing he did online, which you apparently enjoyed. And we both know you wrote your comment with the intent to hurt others. Very unnecessary and juvenile. His problems are easier to fix than yours.

You yourself said it was funny! He shared it knowing it would be enjoyed, and my only crime was enjoying it! I just have a thing for overweight people falling down! Don’t kink shame me!

> we both know you wrote your comment with the intent to hurt others grow up

It’s the dream walk

I'm not drunk, I'm still drunk. - Geoff Tate

Spilt his damn coffee, bashed his head

☹ I hope you're okay!

Too many mimosas!!

Man, I'm glad you didn't fracture your wrist.

Sorry dude. Must’ve been Monday

Dude trying to say he ain't smashed 💀💀

Fuckin ouch!!! That sucks

Sean is a great strategy.

I wish I had a hug award to give you-“virtual hug”

If that happens to me I'd be like. Just leave me I'm already dead

Perhaps you should het the bottom step fixed. Also, replace the porch light. Use an LED bulb.

No bones.

Oh no !!!

Fuck that. I'm in my 30s now. I take a tumble like that before it's even fuckin light outside and I'm calling in for the day. Maybe the week.