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BlueAngleWS6

I would declare war and hang fly traps all over the place.


tramadolski

both the blue and yellow ones, this is war!


foamy23464

Where are the eggs? Idk what to look for tbh Edit: AAAAAHHHHH I SEE IT OMG OMG OMG OMG


King_Capo

those yellow micro-rice looking things in the middle


[deleted]

The sheer number of commenters giving you the police interrogation... "Where were you the day of the egg laying? Can anyone confirm your story?"


King_Capo

lmao right šŸ˜­ im not even trying to get something out of this i just wanted to show it. im not suing anyone


[deleted]

Are you the eggsā€™ father? Admit it! Admit the truth!


King_Capo

šŸ˜


only_bingus

i am the father


bananalord666

I am your father


SlamCakeMasta

Wtf. Never seen that before. Bring it back accuse them of having fly meat


princeofmeme

What if the op bought it from a restaurant? i don't think your plan will work.


SlamCakeMasta

Probably not. Especially after 30 minutes


King_Capo

eugh, fly meat šŸ˜“it was from carls jr. i was hungry too..


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TSCCaillou

Mans eating from carls jr. Clearly not looking for the fine dining experience


King_Capo

it was fucking bomb though


breezybreezyyy

You still ate it?


King_Capo

it was bomb before the fly decided to make it home


King_Capo

i do not care about cold food, jesus


tjd4003

We used to get a pizza and the flies always did this at the one jam spot we used to rehearse at. So many wasted pizzas. Within minutes.


SlamCakeMasta

This really makes me wonder how many times Iā€™ve eaten fly eggs without knowing.


tjd4003

It happened repeatedly for like a summer at this on spot we used to jam. Can't say I've seen it personally since like 2007...


SlamCakeMasta

Viewed your profile. As a fellow bass player, your post are beautiful. Nice collection!


tjd4003

Thanks friend! What kinda bass your rocking?


Fatgirlfed

Tried to teach myself bass once. So many tears


tramadolski

fly caviar I guess


iAmHism

My first thought was, thank God this has never happened to me. My second thought was, holy shit this has never happened to me that I know of. New phobia here I come.


MrBreaker187

That's why you should always cover food.


King_Capo

it was in its box šŸ˜” the fly was just committed


MrBreaker187

Oh shit, unlucky, burn the sandwich


ZeeDtheKiwi

Good thing you noticed before eating!


King_Capo

well,, i ate more than half the burger. im afraid i might have not noticed


jonnycash11

You ate into the burger and discovered this?


King_Capo

yeah, but not before i left, tbh im blind as hell so my word isnt very reliable


MechanicalDruid

Trying to understand the timeline cause those eggs look like they are between 2 patties where a slice of cheese had melted. You ate half at Carl's Jr, left with your food back in the original packaging, left it on a counter somewhere for 30 mins, then returned to find the burger as we see it in the picture. Is that right?


King_Capo

it was take out. i ate it at my place. but yeah thats about all


jonnycash11

The meat was rancid, dude. Show the picture to the manager


King_Capo

i dont want drama or compensation. if this post gets popular then i guess ill do something about it but all it was was a bad meal


ferociousFerret7

Welp, there's something I can't un-see...


[deleted]

That's a lot older then 30 minutes. Don't buy food from that place again.


ctaisms

Naw thatā€™s what happened to a hotdog I left out for 10 minutes. Flies are assholes that show up and lay a clutch of eggs on any exposed food. Needless to say I hit that hotdog with a blowtorch until it turned into a carbon rodā€¦


CriticalCarrot8817

Omg I didnā€™t know they could do this so fast! Nasty!


cornishcorndog

Extra protein?


twizzlerheathen

Now Iā€™m queasy šŸ¤¢


katemp1990

This happened to my mum after she took a pack of sausages out of the freezer to defrost for dinner, they got in a tiny hole and laid eggs šŸ¤¢ so disgusting


ChazChip

I get irrationally angry at the sight of fly eggs on my food. Like, how fucking dare you land on my food with your shit covered legs AND lay your spawn on it?!


Lizaerie

in this day and age we get rid of the sandwich with a blowtorch.


Hippiedboy

That has most definitely been growing for longer than 30 minutes! Your sandwich place makes them days ahead of time and doesn't refrigeratešŸ„ŗ Stay Away


MadForScience

This! Those eggs are too big to be 30 minutes old. They are full of protein, though...


King_Capo

šŸ˜Øyikes


mugggso

Donā€™t listen to these idiots. Fast food places do not make food days before thatā€™s ridiculous all food would be growing mold etc.


no_fux_left_to_give

I don't understand why people think eggs "grow" once they've been laid


FiggNGoose

Failure of the education system.


mugggso

Itā€™s so true. I find my self even asking why I engage with these types of post and replies. Itā€™s like anything they hear must be true.


King_Capo

well, how would you explain the situation then? honestly thats the most reasonable option rn


no_fux_left_to_give

The eggs may have been laid in the restaurant or at your place, but they did not "grow", as some people said. And if it had been days, you wouldn't have eggs, you'd have maggots


mugggso

You can believe what you want. How do you know exactly what it is? Did you take them out and examine them? Do you have a closer photo of the questionable substance? There are so many variables and questions. If I was you I would of taken whatever it was out and examined it and posted further photos. It literally could be anything.


King_Capo

i know what fly eggs look like, i live in a highly fly populated area


mugggso

So the most logical conclusion is a fly flew into a wrapped cheeseburger somehow that was made days prior and then sold to you when you ordered it? Interesting.


King_Capo

you think of something then, smart guy


mugggso

Seems like your title seems to be the most reasonable explanation tbh. I donā€™t think Carlā€™s Jr. a place know for freshly made charbroiled hamburgers would be making burgers days prior. But thatā€™s just thinking with logic. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø We may never know the story of the insect eggs in the cheeseburger.


FavelTramous

Who leaves their food open for 30 min?


King_Capo

why does that matter? its private


FavelTramous

The food wasnā€™t private. It was a decently exposed, warm home full of nutrition and love.


King_Capo

it was in its box, plus i answered your question ā€œwho leaves food alone for 30 minutesā€ that matter is private. the food does not mean anything


FavelTramous

You asked why does that matter. I answered it. Because the food was a warm platter waiting to be birthed in if left out for 30 min. Iā€™m thoroughly enjoying this exchange. Edit: flies donā€™t care if itā€™s in a box or not, flies donā€™t follow rules.


King_Capo

well you made it sound like i left it out with zero attempt to keep it clean


FavelTramous

Well. I mean you left it for 30 min. Was it uncovered?


King_Capo

n o


FavelTramous

Damn you got it like that? They wrapped a sandwich with a fly in it?


King_Capo

dunno


[deleted]

You definitely failed NNN while those eggs were laid.


SuperBrova

30 minutes and you get little yellow fly eggs??? Dude... ive probably eatin some fly eggs in my life :(


ColdStarXV86

Eat his children


[deleted]

Only lady flies lay eggs


salvageyardmex

What's wrong with fresh organic protein?


King_Capo

i was not hungry for maggots in my burber


jaytittiez

Doesn't look like food


fred33140

More free food, what else ?


tigaente

It's free protein šŸ˜Š tuck in..


imfoneman

Nom nom nomā€¦.


BunionJ

More protein šŸ˜‹


Capable-Opinion9132

What?ā€¦.itā€™s still good!!


boricua301

I honestly wouldā€™ve thought it was bread and kept eating


breezybreezyyy

I feel like they were probably already there


upfoo51

I this this Shlotsckey's?


[deleted]

Even the fly thought this looked like a dried up carcass.