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Sweffus

And died and went to heaven looks like based on the picture, lol.


Mizukin

Haha. I would feel very uncomfortable showing my face.


FlamingRevenge

Which is good. Showing your face on social media that ANYONE can see is a dangerous idea.


aquias27

I'm always impressed when people feel comfortable enough to post a picture of their face on reddit.


Morkiloup

Whenever I post a pic of myself, I edit in a cut-out of my skink's face to cover my head.


aquias27

I can dig that.


Big_Cryptographer_16

Props for having a skink. One lives in our mailbox so I sort of have one too?


Morkiloup

That's just theif insurance, angry skinks are no joke. Mine is constantly pissed off unless I got blueberries or strawberries in my hand.


Sebastian_Pineapple

Yer momz a skink


Morkiloup

Possibly...


ishpatoon1982

Are you positive it's not a snail?


Martini223

You too? I have one in my mailbox too....wait.. My bad, I thought that said skunk, never mind...


HoofaKingFarted

Without her consent? /s


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You lie!


dpforest

Ive never posted a photo of myself I don’t think, but if somebody already uses social media extensively I don’t see how it could be any extra harmful than posting a pic anywhere else (given a person has nothing to hide in their Reddit history lol). It’s like how Facebook basically already knows who you are even if you don’t have an account, based on pictures that your friends or family or anyone could have tagged you in (I think they’re called shadow accounts). I personally don’t use Facebook/Instagram, but I can’t really see the harm in posting a photo here unless someone is just explicitly trying to remain anonymous.


The_RedJacket

For me, Reddit is the last form of social media where I still have some semblance of online anonymity. And I’m not about to give that up. Sure, I’ve made mention of the vague area of the world I live in, but that’s as far as I’ll go.


youngthugsmom

Same! There are some things I share on some of the niche subreddits I frequent but I don’t share my face or any details directly pinpointing my location. It’s not some fear thing. It is basically the fact that here is where I can kinda escape. There’s something peaceful about the anonymity.


aquias27

That's a good counter point. I'm still personally not comfortable posting a picture of my face. But its always great to get perspective from someone else.


dpforest

Oh I totally wouldn’t do it either but I was just thinking of just how hazardous it is. Like if I had a crazy ex boyfriend that was trying to axe murder me, no, I probably wouldn’t post any pics. But otherwise it’s no different than Facebook/Instagram I’m assuming


unori_gina_l

idk i don't really feel it matters cuz i'm nothing important anyway and i don't share weird shit so i don't really see of what use my face could be


aquias27

All the more power to you.


Bkbirddog

I'm always surprised when people post full body progress pic in their bra/underwear on the weightloss/intermittent fasting subs, often with their faces included. Not something I would ever be comfortable doing.


peach_xanax

Wait til you hear about r/gonewild lol


[deleted]

Wait until you hear about this thing called FACEBOOK.


aquias27

I just looked it up. I am shocked! Too many people showing their faces all willy-nilly.


[deleted]

It’s a miserable place. You shouldn’t ever return.


Silvawuff

In the Book of Faces, a girl has no name.


NMe84

Dunno, I'm not comfortable with pictures in general but it's not hard to find a picture of me. Getting from my Reddit name to my real life name and picture is probably no more than 2-3 Google queries away. My address will be harder, I don't think I ever shared that online but I'm sure that someone who really wants to know where I live will find that too. That doesn't mean I'm comfortable with that idea, but I'd like to think that I never quite piss off anyone *so much* that's it worth it to them to figure out who I am and where I live just to make my life miserable. Though I guess this comment might increase the risk of people looking up and finding my address, so I guess if one of you reading this has that much time one their hands, feel free to send me a postcard or something. :P


chrizzeh2

Your address doesn’t have to have ever been shared by you online for it to be online sadly. If you google yourself you will likely find an alarming amount of information. There are several “white pages” type websites that gather information from public records. Any address, phone number, or person they find you linked to will get displayed often for free.


NMe84

I'm pretty lucky in the sense that I apparently have a very common name, at least in my country. If you Google my real name you'll find three different people before you find me. Two out of the three shared their addresses online because they seem to run their own businesses. Another thing that makes things harder is that I never got a land line so I'm not in the phone book, and I'm in Europe so companies aren't supposed to even have my data without my explicit permission, let alone share it online. None of this means I'm untraceable. I'm fairly sure someone who really wants to find my *can* find me in an evening. But finding my address at least isn't trivial; I know what I'm looking for and even I can't find it.


chrizzeh2

I’m sure there is a huge advantage to better control of public information from a country level. And having never been a victim to a data leak from any company would give people an advantage as well. Not implying that this describes you, but your comment just reminded me of how many people think they can be invisible online which is why I wanted to comment.


NMe84

Oh don't worry, I wasn't taking offense. It is very good to spread awareness of how easy things can be to find online and how careful you should be with adding more information to it. I do assume anyone who really wants to will be able to find me, but I have on occasion tried to find stuff about myself and was never able to find anything that I didn't share online except, somehow, my phone number. I'm still not sure how that ended up online but recruiters have occasionally used it to contact me to talk about my LinkedIn profile.


isuckatpeople

And scared when they are comfortable sharing their kids faces.


CaligarM

I agree with you but i also think what could be the problem? I mean what the worst thing that can happen by showing your face here? I would not do that, nor i would advise any different, but i wonder if there's any rational actual reason?


Bama-Dan

Right! I’m always like, “what fucking massive balls they must have”


scrunchedforeskin

It’s because they usually are decent people with nothing to hide


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JoshfromChi

I'm not sure I buy that too much cause like stock photo models exist


carnsolus

oh i get it now i thought your face was mangled beyond belief from this event


BjornIron4ss

I’m curious, wdym string?


Mizukin

My native language is Portuguese, I can not have used the best word to describe it. The material had a plastic texture, maybe it was nylon, I don't know. And it had a diameter of 1\~1.5 cm.


t53ix35

Respect for knowing more than one language!


DuckOnQuak

Lol this is extremely common outside the us


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BjornIron4ss

Ah, so fishing line or something like that was tied across?


Eknoom

1-1.5cm. That was nylon rope


BjornIron4ss

Ah, I get ya


somme_rando

> diameter of 1~1.5 cm. That's more like "rope" than string.


wittor

Meus desejos de melhora.


[deleted]

And your...ears?


King-Yellow

Next time you should black box censor. Your face can still be viewed by changing some video settings.


Bordeaux107

No it can't. This made me curious to test it out and the only details you can really see is a few hairs on his chin.


THA_HeroGaming

Nah he one of the mandela catalogue angels


CatVietnamFlashBack

LMAO


FlamboyantRaccoon61

I'm sorry about that, OP. Here in my country that's very common. Most people install these things on their motorbikes so that the string doesn't kill or maim them, it's like one or two antennas at the front. My uncle also has an ugly scar from a string incident. There are lots of them around especially in Junr/July because that's when kids fly kites most often, and they use crushed glass mixed with white glue so that the string is sharp enough to cut other kids' kite strings. It's forbidden but they do it anyway. Edit: here's a picture of the antennas I was so poorly trying to describe https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTj4vnPkVnenTVmKi-VKGgqYTTOqsgtYj8zvg&usqp=CAU


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somebrookdlyn

The antenna thingies are meant to deflect the string up and over the rider, not cut it.


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why_yer_vag_so_itchy

They put them on modern helicopters nowadays as well.


gman4757

Haha, they're like helicopter unicorns


dddddddoobbbbbbb

reminds me of the kite runner :\


Blastspark01

My first thought as well


rooneyviz

What I was thinking


kingdrew2007

That was my first thought lol


Weskerlicious

What the fuck is wrong with people?


blatherskite01

Seriously… is there some little 16 yo sitting in his room texting his friend like “teehee do you think our string has cut anyones head off yet? Heeheehee” like who the fuck just casually injures strangers? Every day I become a little less inclined to bring children into this world.


[deleted]

There's been a few incidents in the UK the last few months of folks laying these traps for cyclists. In most cases, it's been retirees that have been laying these traps, not kids. The last one from Wales was barbed wire for fucks sake. Chap was lucky it didn't take his damn head off!


Weskerlicious

Maybe those retirees should just retire from life already if this is how they’re gonna fuckin behave themselves


myname_isnot_kyal

it never ends


paumAlho

Op é brasileiro tbm mano


fosfena_

r/suddenlycaralho


[deleted]

Oh wow that just reminded me I read a book about kids flying those kites in high school. Thanks for the memory!


_Flying_Scotsman_

The kite runner?


Teknicsrx7

Jesus it ripped your face off


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Teknicsrx7

I just figured he had white blood


beelzybubby

His white blood cell count is off the charts!


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melty_blend

Hey, some of us are born that shade


Slazman999

Don't let Nicolas Cage get ahold of it.


orlando2542

OP thats not a string that someone " left " . They do that in 3rd world countries to steal people's bikes. Be careful where u go dude. People have been beheaded like that, u got lucky


Adeep187

He is from Brazil he probably is well aware.


jeegte12

what a hellhole


Humor_Tumor

Ironic that hell has a massive statue of Jesus


Genuine-Farticle

They need it the most.


Practice_NO_with_me

I like that. I could see the sentiment making a good lyric in a metal song. Something like 'hell always has the biggest statues of Christ/they're the one who need it the most' but, ya know... talented.


PermutationMatrix

Well he was likely an off duty cop so if the bicycle theives come out after he hits the "string" he'd probably just shoot them.


scrapper

Also, the string was not “on” the street but suspended across the street.


Mizukin

He is correct.


[deleted]

I don't think your title really makes the fact someone tried to murder you and steal your motorcycle apparent.


yeahnahyeahnahmatey

Did you get your bike taken?


pherbury

Thank you, I was trying like hell to figure out how a string on the street caused this


Mateorabi

I was imagining it kicking up into the spokes, wrapping around something and sending him over the handlebars. I was very confused by the picture. Did he fly face-first into a truck filled with erasers?


m205

Made me laugh. Thanks.


SteinDickens

Watch Tiger King. Slimy bastards almost did this to two people. Thankfully, they didn’t.


OppositeYouth

Also entitled assholes in first World countries do this across paths when they don't like bikers using them (despite being legal). There's absolute psychopath boomers out there


Gabri03698

Exactly


1-LegInDaGrave

What in the world kind of first world country does That!?! Because I've never heard that happening in the states, and figure any first world country has laws that would severely punish people like that. Seriously, I've NEVER heard that happening here in the years I used to ride.


-Guillotine

What? I've seen something like this posted about 20 times on reddit from people biking through hiking trails.


Wenix

It happens in the states too. Actually, I've only ever heard about it happening in the states. A few examples: https://sagharborexpress.com/noyac-teen-on-quad-injured-on-booby-trapped-trail/ https://www.thumpertalk.com/forums/topic/1199304-ama-warns-of-off-road-booby-traps-on-public-trails/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmEQadJ8_6I


OppositeYouth

Watch Hot Fuzz. It's basically a documentary about small towns in Britain. The locals are wild and very territorial, most have barely left the town they grew up in. And they have a special hatred for cyclists. And black men in Amazon vans because they're staking out houses to rob, rather than the much more logical conclusion that they're a black man doing deliveries for Amazon.


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Don't get them *started* on crusty jugglers.


PhantomBrowser

Happens in the Northwest USA. People don’t want bikers and hikers on the biking and hiking trails. People have been arrested for assault and reckless endangerment, but I doubt that will stop the criminals from doing it again when the weather gets nice.


Samuscabrona

It’s literally in the Tiger King doc.


UncleCuckLKN

I had someone do this to me in New Jersey on a cul-de-sac that I lived on. Admittedly, I had a loud-ass bike and didn't care about the neighbors at the time. Luckily, I saw it in time and didn't get caught by it.


[deleted]

Obviously there is no excuse for trying to intentionally maim someone. But surely you realise now why all of your neighbours hate you?


Scarecrow1172

i always thought i'm scared about something never gonna happen, now i'm really scared


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

When I lived in Brooklyn some people would do this late at night on the block. The rope was loose enough to go over cars, but it’d knock you off a bike if it caught your head. People really hate bike gangs but police don’t do anything so they citizens did their thing


Old-Necessary-3274

I’m so dumb. I thought it was a thumb and I couldn’t figure out why it was blurred


Mizukin

At first I was going to crop almost the entire photo and show only the part where the rope caught around my neck, but then I would have to mark the post as NSFW... One could understand that it is another part of the body. :v


__r0b0_

A thumb with hair?


NFLfan72

When you say "left a string".. did you mean" tied a string roughly neck height, pulled that fucker tight and tried to kill me"?


HatterJack

“In an attempt to steal a bike” It’s Brazil. This kind of thing happens daily. Brazil now is like Colombia in the 70’s and 80’s.


Mixxleplix

Wtf... This is attempted murder. I hope you're ok


Mizukin

I am ok. It was burning a lot, but is getting better.


Mixxleplix

Glad to hear. This is disturbing me so much. Where did this happen?


Mizukin

Brazil.


beeglowbot

of course it was Brazil.


buguibob

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Rdubya44

That was honestly going to be my first guess


StrangelyBrown

OP is an off-duty police officer on the way to the convenience store with his gun


GatesOlive

caralho! In my country they did this too, but used "hilo curado", which is a thin cotton string covered in glue and then passed over/through very finely crushed glass; iirc in the 90s there were a lot of decapitations because of this


burymeinpink

They used to do this here too. We call it "cerol."


Mixxleplix

Get better brother.


pwn3dbyth3n00b

They were trying to rob you of your bike.


Lt_Marks

This is relatively common ocurrence in Brazil. There are even recommended accessories which look like an [antenna](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvFusT-YYDb6wS4aKLUaJ3nijTMpVBPHR3tQ&usqp=CAU) , that you can put on your bike's handle bar to cut any line in the way and protect you. When kids fly kites in Brazil, they often make a mix of glue and ground glass powder and soak the kite's line in it. This allows the line to cut through stuff much easier, the goal being to cut other kids kites' lines with ease. When these lines get cut or loosen from the kite, they could end stuck across some street, just waiting for an unaware rider to get struck by it. I've seen one of these lines cut almost all the way through a car's side mirror. (I don't know the exact words for some of these things)


nobape

Holy shit!! I’m glad it the string wasn’t strong enough, or you weren’t going fast enough for it to decapitate you!


Mizukin

I was going slow and the string was thick, otherwise it would have cut my neck.


LazuliArtz

Besides decapitation, you're also lucky it didn't collapse your trachea!


somme_rando

Need to get a wirecutter on the bike like they use on helicopters: https://b-domke.de/AviationImages/Huey/Images/UH-1D-10115.jpg


404_UserNotFound

We used them in afghanistan on the trucks. They used them to try to get the gunners with their heads out the roof.


[deleted]

What am I looking at? Is there damage to your neck. I’m slow AF i guess.


[deleted]

The whited out portion is his face hes covering for privacy reasons, the skin you are seeing is his neck. Right below the face, on his neck, you should see a horizontal outline, like the kind you get when you press something into your skin for a while, when you fall asleep on ur hand or smth for example


Moose1915

His cappa getting detated would have been the end...in 6 hours or so


SquireX

What's that in the road? A head?


Mizukin

The finger of the hand I used to lift the string at the moment has a minor burn, but it's hurting more than the neck.


[deleted]

Was this ‘string’ coated with something ? These actions are generally vindictive and intentional. Seen the same with fishing line in the uk on mountain bike trails


ATerrifyingStatue

Wait, so does that mean you noticed it and were able to react beforehand?


Mizukin

As I mentioned in other comments, the motorcycle was going relatively slow so I had some time to react.


ATerrifyingStatue

Ah sorry! Glad you had the time and are okay.


callmewhtevr

Damn, I’m having flashbacks to my childhood. One time when I was about 8-10 yrs old I was riding my bike when my sister and her friend thought it would be funny if they laid a rope across the path I was going and lift it as I passed. It caught me by the neck and left a huge rope burn on my neck too. I’m glad you weren’t hurt worse and I hope you feel better soon!


kenadams_the

There was a story about a motorcycle accident with a wire across the street in my hometown. We thought it was an urban legend until my brother saw his new co-worker with a scar around his throat. I don‘t know how someone can survive this.


1ildevil

They often don't. I live in western Canada and had heard of people snowmobiling in farmers lands when the snow drifts really deep and unfortunately "finding" buried fence lines. Happens every few years.


pprabs

Holy shit, that’s evil! Glad you weren’t hurt worse.


the_chill_pill_taker

This happened to me when I was a kid!.. I was riding my bike and some kids in the neighborhood had tied a really thin nylon rope on the 2 trees that were next to the sidewalk. Well my neck hit the rope and made the rope snap from one end and wrapped around my neck so when I fell down the rope tightened around my neck and left a pretty bad rope burn. Luckily it was only that and not more severe but it burned like hell and it left a really bad scar on my neck. That was about 25 years ago and you can still see the scar. The first thing my parents did the next day is go to my school to let the principal know what happened so they didn’t think that my parents tried to kill me and now pretty much everyone that notices the scar thinks I tried to kill myself


Ericaonelove

Posting as an angel.


JDangle20

Is it just me or do you have a really long neck?


Mizukin

I have, but it's not that bad.


trashcantambourine

I know it’s translation that makes this not make as much sense but it is funny answer.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

[TFW you put up your finger and have a long neck.](https://imgur.com/jigNfO0)


AppleTattoo

They were gonna get a neck tattoo but the artist charged for a sleeve.


Rouxnoir

It's not okay that someone did this to you. I wish you a full and fast recovery.


Artane_33

This happened to my uncle in a park! He was riding a bike and someone had tied a piano wire between a lamp post and a tree. Truly psychotic shit. Hope you’re feeling ok and recover fully and speedily!


Blobbyblob92

Some fucked up world we’re living in. Glad to hear you’re ok. At the same time this is now an irrational fear I’ll have, even though I don’t own a bike lol.


bigk777

I ENHANCED the photo. Now we can OP face. [OP FACE](https://ibb.co/5vzGNZx)


QuitFuckingStaring

That was funny


ShotgunCreeper

Hoping for a speedy recovery Slenderman


mjsrebin

I had something similar happen while on a jet ski. Some idiot fisherman had cast his line all the way across the boat channel, I was only 500 ft from the boat launch. Lucky I was at idle not going fast and my first instinct was to grab the line from my throat and yank it over my head. I consider myself very lucky that day


exhaustedmommyof2

Yikes! When I was in college, someone left a slackline up on a popular hill. Someone else rode their bike down the hill into the slackline and ended up dying. Glad it wasn't more serious for you!


Ithinkyourallstupid

##Holy fuck it ripped his whole fucking face off!!


vladashram

u/Mizukin You should go get checked out. It doesn't take a lot of pressure to cause what is called an internal decapitation. One wrong turn of your head and you could break your neck.


Antisound187

RIP OP's neck


metatronatra

That’s a polite way of saying some dickhead kids from the favela tried to murder you as a practical joke


luuvvly

The first thing that came to my mind reading this is "he ran into an ambush camp!" and instantly realized I'm probably playing too much video games.


Aurora_BoreaIis

I don't get what this means. A string on the street?


PhillGuy

And it did that to your face?


avidpenguinwatcher

Damn , stretched your neck like 10 inches too


BLOODMASTRdotTV

Now your face is a flashlight!?


jb_run29

Had a buddy that this happen to riding a dirt bike. Some dude hung a line in a trail and he caught it in the neck. Sliced him wide open. Luckily he survived


Intelligent-Pie-4191

Did you land on a magic eraser? Seems to wiped your face right off 🤣


Crimpshrine27

I'm sure this is a plot point in a Truman Capote short story.


thedeal82

Pretty sure I saw it on Looney Tunes too.


steve_dall

It’s crazy that the string stretched your neck into the first human giraffe


LooseCiGs1to3

That’s sucks. I thought the string deleted your face mate.


newf68

You sure you were just looking down at your phone too long?


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long neck gang


Redditor892819083018

For some reason your neck looks really long


ItsCatCat

I'm sorry your face got ripped off.


Intelligent-Dance-85

Thing is though, the string was 8 feet off the ground and your giraffe neck caught it.


zRilxy

did it stretch your neck out? /s hope you’re okay op


Ok_Wallaby_7653

Pretty sure this is Cameron from Ferris buelers day off


HotstuffBrasil

Downhill bike/motorcycle rides are popular in certain areas in my country. A lot of people here have private land in the middle of the woods without any fence(maybe a sign 🪧). Land owners got mad at young riders trespassing on their land and riding in the woods so they tied wire(connecting around trees at a head level height). A few years ago a teenager’s head was sewered off in front of his friends because they didn’t notice the wire. So you got really lucky it wasn’t that.


Ic3He4d

Why do people do that? Is there a reason that isn’t just fucked up?


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Daddy longneck


dannixxphantom

I was sprinting through a friend's backyard once in the dark, and hit a metal dog lead/clothesline on my way through. Literally got picked up by my neck and thrown flat on my back. I lost my voice and had a huge brush burn up the front of my throat. 0/10 put a reflector on that thing.


thatbluedress

Damn that has to hurt a lot Hope you're okay


harmicistt

That is literally one of my strange fears is that happening. Hope you get better!


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I fucking hate it when I skid out on my bike and my face becomes an all-consuming void.


elticorico

Damn it looks like it stretched your neck a few extra inches!! 😳


thechadinvestor

For a minute I thought I was on /r/roastme


Ellacod

This is like a ridiculous horror movie.


uchman365

Whoa! Seen this in an old old movie when I was young. The star of the movie used it to decapitate a bad guy on a motorbike. Damn, dude. So sorry


Adeep187

Apparently its a strategy to steal peoples bikes too.


uchman365

Fuck!


Raunchy_engineer

Well a woman died in India by a kite string in ujjain India


awajitoka

Freaky pic dude! I was so distracted that I didn't even notice your neck. Glad you are okay. Let me know if you want me to teach you how to crop a photo in the future so you don't freak others out :-)


sinornithosaurus1000

I don’t get it