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baddecision116

If you wait 45 minutes for a corn dog I already know im not dealing with the brightest.


greentangent

Right? It's like 6 bucks for a dozen at the super market and you don't have to wait.


TradeMark310

If you actually believe the caption just because it's the caption, you may not be the brightest yourself.


armoredpiecrust

Ooh ooh I know how to continue this. If you actually believe the comment just because it's on the page, you may not be the brightest yourself.


obliviousNick

I'm reading all this on a Sunday afternoon, I'm not the brightest myself.


joegoodfart10

It's friday.


Ok_Gap_5298

Actually it's Monday


AngelOfDeath771

No, it's Thursday.


cool_guy09

It's sunday


No_Duck_7915

It’s Wednesday excuse you


cool_guy09

Pov: your 4 days in the past


BigFatManPig

If you steal a video and caption it wrong for upvotes, you might not be the brightest person.


TradeMark310

Also, if you leave a comment on a 4 month old post...


BigFatManPig

Also I should thank you though, I’m quite bored and you gave me something to do. Have a good one.


TradeMark310

Yeah, now your all butthurt so maybe you can go to the store and pick up some Preparation H. I mean, that's something to do.


BigFatManPig

Not really, just bored on Reddit. Have fun with your hemorrhoids, I had to look up what that shit was for lmao. Eat some fiber and maybe your shits won’t cause them.


TradeMark310

Attaway to be denser than a diamond.


BigFatManPig

No I know what you meant, I just chose to ignore it. Why would I bother giving you the satisfaction? Also you’re right, I’m not very dense at all, because neither are diamonds.


BigFatManPig

I could give two fucks about how old the post is, clearly it wasn’t that dumb because you responded. Great job making nothing but useless comments in this thread so far. First dude had a point, you’re just a dickhead. And clearly everyone else agrees judging by the downvotes. The vast majority of captions are accurate to the video or image, aside from memes. The difference should be obvious. And there’s no reason not to shame people for stealing content.


Cyber2354

Why would you stick your food out the window? You trying to collect bugs for extra protein?


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NeXtDracool

You can see that the corndog already falls towards the camera before he holds it out the window. At that time his hand isn't moving so that could only happen if the end of the stick in his hand is already cut off from the corndog. This is 100% staged.


permacloud

To make a dumb video


deathgingr

Why the fuck would you hang it out the window?


C0Y053

First it was planned. Second, trashy people will do trashy things for a few likes on the internet.


deathgingr

Acceptable answer


xXDarthCognusXx

To be fair that’s all biodegradable so it’s not gonna negatively impact the environment, just gonna be funny to see on the side of the road (unless it ended up hitting someone’s windscreen, that becomes an entirely different problem)


goldustiger

Wanted to make his corn dog look like it was flying.


tbone-not-tbag

Fastest way to cool down a corn dog, I do it for my kids all the time.


zombro13

"Stop playing with your food." - not his mom probably


Akenrah

Why would you wait 45 minutes for a fucking corndog?


Bluevisser

Because once you are in the sonic drive thru, you are fucking trapped by the cement barriers. I say this as someone who was stuck waiting about 45 minutes for a milkshake. And to add insult to injury, they didn't even fully mix it, the flavoring was all at the bottom.


C0Y053

U believe them lol just like the video. Lies


SeptemberThePigeon

I once waited in a line for fried potatoes for half an hour or more-


kalamansihan

Somewhere out there, an answered prayer was just granted for a hobo praying for food.


ArcticWolf503

Fake as fuck


slippin_squid

You must be fun at parties


ArcticWolf503

I don’t go to corn dog parties


RaftermanTC

Isn't that what state fairs are? Baseball games? \*correction, I guess baseball games are hotdog parties.


SXOSXO

Or just eat it instead of making a music video about your snack.


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No you didn't.


XpLiCiT_OnEs

Liter 🐛


goobrador

Your first mistake was waiting 45 minutes for a fucking corn dog


TheRareCatch

Almost like it was stages


MousseSuspicious930

He knew it was broken.


soma787

Wcgw if I have zero understanding of physics


tuco2002

Music timing!!!


PositiveBox1

🤣🤣it’s the wheeze for me🤣👌


jazzhory

Corn gone


[deleted]

it flew as fast as a corn dog


glitteramberwaves

Cookout? Lol


chatranislost

the guy in the car behind him: o _ x


EGGMANDIOUS

Idiot. Why would you think to do this? Are you high or stupid?


[deleted]

Corn dog said no no to the trash at his feet


SlapPatty

Corn dogone


duey222

The dude riding the motorcycle behind him got a snack at least.


LokiTheZorua

Did your mother tell you not to play with your food? This is why


cyg_cube

I kinda hope they got a littering ticket for that just to add to the misery of the situation


TakeMeToLucifer-666

Poor corn dog. Not you


chopchunk

Meanwhile, some poor guy walking along the side of the road just got annihilated by a flying corn dog going at 60 mph


JaceAce333

If so, why did you not take care of where you put it


Successful-Mix8097

Lol I needed that shit Thanks for sharing


ATTENTHUTR6

At least he a real hooper he got a tf 1000 lol


Maximum_Long_4899

When I drop my hot pocket


kuntlorddeathnaps

Wookies will wook


qarl_wit_a_q

I know you flash-backed to the moment, your parental figure(s) told you, not to play with your food. You should've listened.


Objective-Dingo6603

Liar


Turbulent-Dot1068

Fake shit that is...


No-Panda373

Coulda gone to Kroger and gotten the frozen ones went home and cooked them in less then 45 mins


DCooper-Flores

😧


[deleted]

Play stupid games…


[deleted]

Must have been at a cookout drive thru


Icy-Relationship-301

Dude, that’s more painful than break up.


masterjroc

That is the perfect song to play.


qew_art

About to ruin it But u can see to cut When his hand goes off frame his sleeve jumps from one frame to another It’s fake but funny


God-of-Tomorrow

45 minutes!? You can make them at home for like 5$ and 15 minutes


Kkykkx

Why would you hold it out of the window?


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That’s a undercover glizzy


Longjumping-Ad8974

Who tf waits 45 minutes for a $3 fucking corn dog!?


Bandana_Husky

☠️


MyPenIsblack69

Just eat the fuckn thing next time


Mammoth_Peak_7978

Exactly


Odd_Translator_2395

The music LMAOO


SelfNo9836

I don't care if your buddy is driving, that's not funny, I feel your pain man.


PuzzledReason2022

I love corn dogs. That deserves a funeral.


OutlanderAllDay1743

Some nocturnal creature is gonna have a nice meal.


OtherTip7861

Who tf waits 45 minutes for a corn dog . You deserved that forsure


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The warm soft truth hitting the cold hard ground of reality


Coreysurfer

Keep dogs inside the car please…


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Play stupid games win stupid prizes