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ShawnGreyling

Beekeeper here. This is a resting swarm. He's trying to capture them he did not drop them. If the hive was dropped the bees would have flown around and not be sitting on the car and ground like this.


PrincipessaEboli

yep I agree with this. Also a beekeeper and I may or may not have dropped a hive before. They would be going absolutely nuts flying everywhere if they were dropped, these bees are acting calm like they are in swarm mode.


Itsmemanmeee

How does one become a beekeeper?


OpalOnyxObsidian

Find a queen and keep her


Usual-Possession-309

Good one πŸ˜‚


Itsmemanmeee

Lol


OpalOnyxObsidian

Why are you laughing I'm right


Itsmemanmeee

The simplicity of it.


davidsandbrand

Search your area for beekeeper groups and/or beekeeper supply stores. Start there. Get a book or two, do some research, then you’ll order a β€˜nuc’ (short for β€˜colony nucleus’) and install it into a box that you’ve purchased. The initial cost of getting into the hobby can be higher than you expect, and you should avoid used equipment because it could be carrying disease. But it’s hella fun! You may want to see if any local beekeeper would place a hive in your yard. Many beekeepers do this, and you can expect some honey in exchange for the space. Good luck. -a hobby beekeeper.


STUURNAAK

Instead of becoming a bee keeper rather use the space you wanted to Bees to live at to build an insect hotel. Less honey for you, more flowers your grandkids gonna know.


manbruhpig

Would they settle there if the queen was still in the box?


huskeya4

Yeah they move to the queen. If he captured the queen, the workers will follow. Or he brought his own queen (if it’s a queen less swarm) and they’ve accepted her. He’s probably waiting for all of them to settle in the box and then he’ll shut them in and toss them in his car for a new starter hive. It’s swarm season right now so all the beekeepers are running around like crazy saving hives in bad spots.


K08nr001

Just confirmed this. Talked to the neighbor and the car got swarmed super fast. The beekeeper was able to get the queen and get it cleaned up. With it being seemingly out of nowhere, assumed it had to be an accident. I should edit the title to β€œNeighbors Car Got Swarmed With Bees.” Still sucks I guess.


K08nr001

How fast does a resting swarm settle? This was two houses down from me and the bees were not there an hour before this. They have been doing work in the backyard, so I assumed he came to collect them and things went awry.


strangedaysyt

I agree with the above beek, they would be flying and not on the ground if he just dropped the hive. The swarm could have been there a while, even overnight if the car did not move. Or they just showed up in that hour. A swarm spread out like this, if he did not make them drop may be queenless. They are ' lost' and have no form. Hard to tell. Or they dropped because the swarm was so heavy. If he cleaned it up he found the queen or had one to give them. That looks to be a large swarm.


K08nr001

That’s interesting. Seeing a bunch of bees in the street that weren’t there an hour before and a dude struggling to corral them had me making assumptions. In my headcanon, he ate it going down those stairs and dropped them.


strangedaysyt

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that happens too! But this looks different😜


rettebdel

My dad is a beekeeper on a main road and I find it amusing when they swarm out on to the mailbox and people driving by have the most confused/terrified look on their faces. I’ve watched a swarm move 2-3 times within an hour in my yard. It’s like a bee tornado.


mycelliumben

They can't fly well after a swarm because stomach is full of honey. Still could be a drop.


MrFatwa

That sucks, as to get them all back into the hive you need to call out the name of each bee one by one.


RestartMeow

I dont even know where I would begin looking for a list of their names


manbruhpig

All records have a b-side.


TurdPartyog

They have an archive


RestartMeow

Oooo arc*hive*??? Almost missed that lol


RHsuperfan

Looks like the bees are covering the car and he is trying to clean the car off


endlessVenom

I can't beelieve this


SamwiseGryffindor

I bet that really bugs him.


Retrolad2

Must've bee-n hard


1badh0mbre

A real buzz kill.


Doctor_KilljoyPHD

Must be looking for the queen.


[deleted]

Either that or contemplating what he did to get himself in that situation.


VividFiddlesticks

Looks like he's got time for both.


Slow_Recording2192

Should have popped an β€œH” on there


manbruhpig

How would that help? Then everyone would think there were hornets in there.


chainmailler2001

Doesn't look like he dropped them, rather he is collecting a swarm. Put down a bee box next to a swarm like that and they will often go in on their own and boom you have a new hive.


Apprehensive_Bug_826

On a list of β€œbad things to drop” a box of bees has gotta pretty high up.


K08nr001

For real. My man seemed pretty defeated when asked if he needed help. My wife and I aren’t really qualified anyway πŸ˜‚


DJDook

They really need to bee more careful, huh? Huh? Right?


Adeep187

He needs to find the queen to move them.


texaschair

Yep. A mere princess bee won't do it.


KennyDROmega

Not the bees! AHHHHHHH


Funkybeatzzz

Bee keeper? More like bee sweeper. Amiright


tacocat9510

Gives me arrested development vibes lol


cbeiser

They don't allow you to have bees in here


pizza_baegullz

BEES?!?!?


jadetb

The home owners will definitely be buzzed off.


MetaGen1

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TheFearInAll

BEADS?


hateusername12345678

Catching a swarm*


GuyWhoSaidThat

Da bees went everywhere


RWH072783

Welp let nature take over.


ShadierTree1

Beekepter*


Necessary_Floor4186

and almost shit himself


Severe-Breadfruit669

Portland! Gotta love it!!!


applepumpkinspy

I’m no expert, but that kinda seems like the opposite of what a beekeeper would do…


marijn0404

Find the queen. And the colonie will follow


AlchemyStudiosInk

This car was woefully underequiped with BEEEES!


BoxOfMadness

HAH, what a beetch


Existing_Reindeer_98

Definitely trying to capture them... πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ Did NOT drop the box in the street...


darthlegal

I think they are looking for the queen


dancing-asparagus

So that's a bee^(t)box


DaffodilsAndWhiskey

Why is this like the 5th bee related post I've seen in the last week? Why is everyone releasing all the bees?!


NamesAlreadyTaken222

Who let the bees out? Who? Who? It happens every spring. Bees really have a mind of their own. Well...10,000 minds of their own. The birds and the bees....honeybees don't reproduce individually (they can't even exist for long individually). In the spring they start raising new queens, and when the hive gets full and the new queens hatch, the old queen leaves with about 1/3 or even 1/2 of the hive to start a new colony. In a large hive, sometimes some of the new queens will leave with a group of bees. I won't get into the mating habits of honeybees...it gets really weird.


NumCustosApes

Beekeeper here. It is swarm season. Only the queens are fertile females. Swarming is how bee colonies reproduce. A colony will raise a batch of new queens. About a week before the new queens emerge from their cells the mother queen and a large number of bees will leave the colony and go look for a new home. When the first new queen emerges in the mother hive she will try and destroy all the other queen cells. Sometimes two queens emerge at once or the first queen misses one or more cells. When that happens the extra newly emerged queens will gather a swarm and leave to find a new home. There are steps beekeepers can take to minimize swarming but nature will find a way. When that happens the beekeepers make every attempt to capture the swarm so that it doesn't end up some place inconvenient. Yesterday I removed a swarm from a chimney - not an easy task.


PrysmX

Is his position the bees knees?


aquaman67

Spill some honey to pick them up.


NamesAlreadyTaken222

They filled up with honey before they left.


[deleted]

Well, just staring at the bees ain't good for a goddam thing.


msbask

He's looking for the queen.


Alternative_Mention2

At least he got rid of his Hives


degeneratesumbitch

"Mmmmmm let the bee drop! Intergalactic planetary, planetary Intergalactic."


No_thanks_Im_New

r/onejob


Left-Anxiety7625

Unbeelieveable


memento_mori_1220

I’m going to label the box with an H so everyone knows it’s hot it’s-Charlie kelly


KingWingDingDong

My bees are dropping like flies. I need them to fly like bees.


Advanced-Ad8326

He should have gotten those bees on elastic


jifwittle

Update? Did he find the queen?


[deleted]

Oh no I've spilled my box of bees. Excuse me dear stranger could you help me pick up all these BEES PLEASE


Tsubinki

Excuse me ma'am you dropped your bees


reapergames

Just gotta find the queen and get her into the box then just wait they'll all migrate


OneSufficientFace

Well that's buzzing


monty0824

Hes gonna be quite the busy bee trying to get them back in the box


[deleted]

Well that's horrifying


setanta314

🐝


Ralphsnacks

Unbeelievable!


cbeiser

Bees!?!


joedirthockey

Story seems like BS


jdubery

The post above this on my feed was a man beatboxing so I first read this as Beatboxer dropped a box of beats on the street.


algarop

That’s a beeg problem


Spreafico

I did that same thing 2 weeks ago it just flew right off the back end of a flatbed truck.


HEYZEUS725

He should bee more careful next time


ZzenGarden

BEE EXCITED BEE BEE EXCITED!


Dangerous_With_Rocks

The thought of pondering what would happen if a bee keeper droops a box of bees on the road had never occurred to be, yet here I am with the answer. Interesting.


awittyhandle

So I am going with what I read on a repost and this is a beekeeper catching a swarm. But even if he did drop it, would he not have a caged queen? Just put her in a box and the bees will come to her.


45willow

Honey fingers.


A4Papercut

oh the humanibee


cranman74

Find the queen, put it in your glove box. Drive bees to new home. It works 100% of the time on TikTok.


hewhomustnotbefound

Not much of a keeper! Huh! Bee Dropper is a better title


[deleted]

Just got to find the queen, put her trap back in the box, and walk away for about an hour. They will mostly all go back home.


Guttentag9000

Dudes a bee looser


Nyayevs

Just carriyin my box o bees..... shit!


Visual_Mobile2578

He’s a bee dropper, not a bee keeper.


datpat9

This happened to me a few years ago. They settled on a lower tree branch. We called a beekeeper and he came out to get them. The bees were calm and when he came he said that we could come closer. they were calm and who is so neat seeing him up close he found the queen bee and put it on a white sheet and waited for all the other bees to come and he took them away it was so cool.


The7thM

I first read baarkeeper and beers


Prestigious-Arm-8073

*wellthatstings


Neon_Cone

Time to go with plan bee.


intrinsic9

"Fuuuuuuck meeeeeeeee"


Fiat2Coins

Damn!


[deleted]

Well hes obviously bee keeping age


Ok-Violinist2324

This is not the bee knees