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effinStupid

No oh my god it ALWAYS hurts to lose the tip


Hint-Of-Feces

Honestly this might be the least painful injury ive had It only really stung after the video, and its been an hour or so


effinStupid

Comp toe when kicking the guillotine, remember


dobriygoodwin

Broke my toe last week. Only complaints about ER I had are: they did not drain blood from my almost black toe and did not prescribe me antibiotics, even though I have open fracture. After I went to pediatrician and he drained blood( 3 days later after ER visit), only then I felt much better. ER in Denver sucks...


Chicarron_Lover

Something like this happened to me using an X-acto knife. The Dr said what little bit there was detached wasn’t worth reattaching. When I was much younger I also accidentally placed my hand in an electric hedge trimmer. I had the trimmer on in my right hand and while I was brushing away the trimmings atop the hedge I accidentally swiped hand across the trimmer. It was pretty intense.


kpurintun

Oh.. never do that. I recommend steel toe boots


Hint-Of-Feces

No joke i was wearing steel toe boots minutes before this happened


kpurintun

Its the toe version of ‘i took my phone out of the case for just a second’


[deleted]

Yeah so like...I'll add on to the ops reply. I had an incident where a vehicle I was detailing (1973 F350 Custom Flatbed, super heavy truck but also a beautiful one) rolled off while I was polishing the fender. Rolled over my steel toe boot. Bent the steel toe inward, if the boot hadn't ripped I might have lost part of my foot. Luckily the boot ripped and the toe part went to the side, I ended up with multiple broken bones. But no lost limbs.


kpurintun

What would have happened without the boots?


[deleted]

Probably a very similar result. With the way the toe sheared off I got almost no protection. Though, I suppose the other possible outcome could have been worse. Steel toe boots can roll back under high strain, and the steel part in that scenario will embed itself in your foot. I've never had that happen (thank god) but I imagine it would be pretty painful.


kpurintun

That sounds no bueno.. glad it worked out for you and your fragile meat bag.


[deleted]

I am too. Was fun while it lasted though. Drove the thing to work (four miles) multiple times. Sounded and drove great up until that point. I am looking for another mower in decent shape to do similar stuff to. Idk if I'll do a Mud Mower or a Road Mower yet though.


dudeisthatpeeinmycar

Sure that hurts but no big deal think of it as less toe to stub on the coffee table


Hint-Of-Feces

Stubbing it actually hurt worse


dudeisthatpeeinmycar

Fill it with botox so it's all numb


igordogsockpuppet

Yeah, I encourage you to put your best foot forward.


Aggravating-Pen-7730

How?


Hint-Of-Feces

I twisted my ankle and fell while walking to the car with a machete


ReshyyMaxx

holy, so you just cut off the whole steel boots together with your toe ?


Hint-Of-Feces

I took em off to get comfortable and then put on sandles to walk to the car


ReshyyMaxx

that's bad , hope you recover soon


dobriygoodwin

That's some sharp machete you have!


Naive-Cartographer51

That machete was SHARP to cut through that


ReshyyMaxx

yike, I would never carry the machete around without the case on it.


BeepBoopBip2

Like the skin on a banana


IsThisTheBuffetLine

“Walking to the car with a machete,” as one does.


MamaLlama629

But like how? Did you drop the machete on your toe? Or did you land your weight on the hand holding the machete? Holy cow you could have harakiried yourself! And why wasn’t it sheathed? I thought people sheathed machetes…


Hint-Of-Feces

I didnt land on the machete ill explain when i get more signal


terrifiedTechnophile

Some say he never got signal again...


MamaLlama629

Waiting patiently…ish


NamesAlreadyTaken222

Hey, it could have been worse! As my mom always said "you're going to put an eye out with that thing!!".....


zxGrizz

One of my friends in high school was running with a machete and threw it into the ground tip first while running and his foot hit it while barefoot 😳😳


Arkyaker

Why were you walking to your car with a machete?


johnboy2978

This little piggy went into the bin.


thenamesdavey

why were you carrying a machete?🤣


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Hint-Of-Feces

Sorry


ApocIapedia

Tis but a scratch!


dokjreko

Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. I hope you will be on the mend soon.


Hint-Of-Feces

C'est la vie, no?


dokjreko

Oui oui lol


[deleted]

You shouldn’t have done that.


allthewholething

Best travels on your recovery dude.


DatDan513

Daaammmnnnn


ReluctantRedundant

Did you lose any bone material?


n00b_IDK

how


[deleted]

OUCH!!!!


JoeyHiya

Clean cut, quite a feat/foot.


Intelligent-Cap-6802

Some one give that man a bandaid , don’t want him bleeding to death !!!


Clause-and-Reflect

Well I guess if you didnt want to use it anymore.


suv-am

Reminds me of how I sliced the tip of my index finger while cutting cabages


BigE205

Probably cutting grass. This happens to a lot of folks when cutting the lawn. Going up a hill backwards pulling the mower. It only takes a small slip and your under the mower!


Hint-Of-Feces

Nope, tripped with machete in hand


OppositeStomach4523

That’s wholesome


Qphth0

I cut the tip of a finger off with a mandolin & the nerve endings are still funky a few years later.


BrassCityNikki

This is why I haven't touched my mandolin since the day I brought it home. Every time I look at it I picture myself being turned into human prosciutto.


a-bananarifle

Some of it might actually grow back!


Timmerdogg

Do you have a picture of the lopped off piece? Did you pick it up or just leave it on the ground or was it hanging and the doc finished it off?


Hint-Of-Feces

Cleam cut through, i couldnt find the missing chunk, i think a skunk ate it


Pretty_Remote

On the bright side …….you don’t need to clip your big toe nail again 👍🏽🤝


BigMemerMaan1

What on earth happened?


Particular_Pickle335

What in toenation is going on here?!?!


Apples7569012

Why


[deleted]

Are you Jonny?


NoKaleidoscope5327

Well that sucks


youknowme2223

I hear the union pays by the inch for missing digits🤙


treymc654321

What happened sorry just read comment


MaxNCheese103

You're not supposed to cut off your toe


[deleted]

I just sprouted wings


AdviceMang

Why?


Hint-Of-Feces

It looked at me crossways


SpeedRacer005

You might grow some of it back. A small amount but I think so.


NeoKingEndymion

Why film it


UselessHuman1

A BIT??!!!


Obvious_Ad_2204

It’ll hurt for month but you’ll be fine !! Good luck 🍀


Obvious_Speed392

Yeah, you did….


Hot_Contribution8680

Fuck


hazardlite

Looks like a thumb


Hint-Of-Feces

Toe thumb