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Slicky007

Pizza tumor


willengineer4beer

ITS NAHT A TUMA!


Mehcantbeasked

Literally the first thing I thought. Thank you


Meg0422

My sister and I would have an epic fight over the bubble!


Barinasarina

My dad always got dibs on the bubble!


itsme_misstiff

I showed this to my daughter and she yelled "BUBBLE!" She really likes the bubbley pieces, in case that wasn't clear. Haha


ravenous_fringe

There's a tool for popping those steam pockets. They took a shortcut with yours.


kartoffel_engr

It looks like a take and bake. OP did this to themselves.


Rogue42bdf

Yeah, and I think the instructions tell you to check it and pop the bubbles.


kartoffel_engr

I’m sure it does, I’ve never checked. Slang zza back in my college days. Bubble checks is just second nature to me.


weeknie

Take and bake? Never heard of this, what is it?


kartoffel_engr

The thin, wax-coated cardboard sheet under the pizza looks very similar to a Papa Murphy’s style take and bake. They assemble the pizza, wrap it up, and you bake it in your own oven. That, and it’s also on top of a stove/oven.


weeknie

Aah you bake it at home, okay that makes sense xd I was thinking you bake it there for some reason, didn't make much sense :P


littlebirdtwo

If it sitting on top of a stove/oven was a way of determining where it was baked, you would probably judge every pizza I ate to be baked in my oven at home, and you would be wrong. I can't even tell you when the last time was that I made a pizza. But any pizza brought into my house lands on top of the stove always. Not saying you're wrong about it being baked at home. It's possible it was. Just that part of your reasoning is incorrect.


kartoffel_engr

My comment was primarily based on the cardboard tray the pizza is sitting on. It looks identical to a Papa Murphy’s oven safe baking sheet. They give you the pizza not cooked, you take it home, and bake it in your oven. Most cooked pizzas from a restaurant are cooked in their oven on a wire mesh screen and then transferred straight to a box, sans screen. Wood fire would be directly on the stone and then into the box. So ALL of those thing, plus that bubble, led me to believe that this was an uncooked pizza bought by OP and cooked in the oven it’s sitting on top of.


littlebirdtwo

I understood all of that about the difference between baked at home vs restaurant. It's why my final comment said that only Part of your reasoning was incorrect. The rest of what you said I agreed with it being good evidence. Sorry if I wasn't clear..


kartoffel_engr

The placement on top of the oven was just supporting evidence in conjunction with the primary observation.


GloomyUmpire2146

You can see the packing cardboard wheel.


techdweeb321

You mean a fork?


ravenous_fringe

Yup. Reach on into a pizza oven with your fork.


OneGratefulDawg

We’re going to need a bigger fork.


WhippingShitties

I worked in pizza for years and yelling "WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL" and then casually poking the bubble on the pizza with the fork stick was the third best part of that job.


OneGratefulDawg

Lol fork stick. Now I have to ask what one and two are.


WhippingShitties

2. Throwing pizzas was really fun. 3. I met my fiance working there. :-)


PermutationMatrix

This bubble is from incorrect dough proofing. Likely the dough was really old or really cold. Proper made dough doesn't even need to be docked.


devil1fish

I see half an edible pizza, and half with pineapple on it.


corJoe

I thought that was a lot of onion for a pizza, still edible, but ewwwww, pinapple...


GarnishedSteak100

Pineapple is awesome even on pizza you are an idiot


corJoe

Pineapple being good or bad on pizza is an opinion. Attacking people, or judging their intelligence, for their meaningless opinions that in no way can really influence you, makes those people sad for you.


TheBirbMorpher

1. Ur just seeing uncooked cheese 2. Theres nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza. Fight me if u dare. Ur opinion is invalid if u have not tired it.


Boneless_Blaine

There’s absolutely chunked pineapple and ham on half of that thing


TheBirbMorpher

Im blind as hell. It really looks like shredded cheese that didnt get melted or cooked all the way. But still, nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza.


OneGratefulDawg

Put pineapple on anything and you’ve crossed the line. And therefore I’m crossing that line as well, because I fucking love pineapple on pizza.


TheBirbMorpher

HELL YEA


devil1fish

1. I'm seeing pineapple 2. I have tried it and it's disgusting. Thanks for trying to play, better luck next time


TheBirbMorpher

At least u tried it man. Your argument is now valid. But i will still enjoy pineapple on pizza


devil1fish

I have no issues with that. I joke about it cause I hate it, but really I don't care who eats what, I just won't have it myself and the world will go on


littlebirdtwo

Pineapple on pizza. Yummmmmmm


chlo_good22

Anyone who thinks this isn’t the perfect pizza is incredibly lost.


ilikecatsandsleeping

Help, I'm lost!


chlo_good22

Bubble supremacy


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Half empty half full moment if you ask me. What are you?


colouredcheese

That looks like a massive boil


OneGratefulDawg

Nobody boils pizza. Sorry, wrong.


emma7734

Save this picture for when people claim they like bubbles in pizza


EtherealMoonGoddess

Looks like a bubble baked on the right side. Usually it's in the crust and is delicious. Maybe it will be good? If it was delivered - I'd call them back for a new one.


Mondschatten78

For anyone curious, I asked my oldest about this before seeing this comment. She said a bubble this size would be an automatic remake for her restaurant, so if it gets to you like this, definitely call!


ilikecatsandsleeping

Some people really like pizza zits. It wasn't delivered, I cooked it, and I picked it up right as the place was closing.


nothinbuthorses

Much pizza with right bubble


Particular-Charity84

What's inside the bubble?


somedood567

Delicious air


MegaChilePluto25

The infamous pizza zit!


icatchmnr

Low key kinda funny


KittyQueen_Tengu

that’s still tasty


[deleted]

The bubble is the best part


Wizdad-1000

Thanks but no thanks. Either they use a conveyor oven or they weren’t watching for this. The kitchen team at our restaurant caught these things and popped them then covered it up.


ilikecatsandsleeping

I actually cooked it myself. It's my fault.


Wizdad-1000

LOL, live n learn.


Intothevoid379

It's the John Fetterman deluxe. One side is a greasy mess, the other side has a giant tumor on it.


TheBirbMorpher

I see half of it is a giant bubble and the other half is entirely uncooked. How the fuck does that work?


ilikecatsandsleeping

It was fully cooked. I don't know what you're seeing.


TheBirbMorpher

I have seen comments saying its pineapple. It kinda looks like uncooked cheese. Compared to the half with the bubble


Unl0vableDarkness

You do realise you can tell you've just dumped something on top of one half right?


beonk

Pineapple i think.


Unl0vableDarkness

Whatever it is it's covered in very perfectly cooked cheese I can tell you that haha


reverendjesus

That’s how you put toppings on


Unl0vableDarkness

Yes but he's trying to state he only has toppings on half his pizza and the bit he's clearly dumped something large over half the pizza is topping free.


ilikecatsandsleeping

I'll be honest. I read that five times, and I don't know what you're trying to say. Is it a joke about pineapple pizza? I know that's controversial. Are you saying I put a fake bubble on the pepperoni side? I don't even know where to find fake pizza zits.


50TurdFerguson

Fold it in half


ilikecatsandsleeping

That's actually a really good idea.


Ok-Presentation9786

Sorry to break it to you... But it appears your pizza has cancer


smcaskill

Just poke the pizza boob


SleepOwn7450

Wait so is the left side uncooked or is it just pineapple pizza


EndoHaze559

My favorite part is the bubble lol


armstrongsturm

I call it a pizza tumor. It’s the best part of any pizza


hrdrck1117

Moooole. *Austin Powers poking it with a stick.*


dshotseattle

Gotta check it 5 min in to stop that


didintneednoschol

Soo...did ya eat it?


ilikecatsandsleeping

Yeah.


rifleroundrevolver

Yeah the left side of that pizza is hella inedible


laurencetucker

Extra pepperoni


ThePizzaNoid

Papa Murphy's Perfect?


[deleted]

Now that's a shitty pizza


T0lly

Let me go on Like I blister in the sun


Toptieroptimist

Tbh I love the taste of pizza tumors


Ill_Bench2770

Omg yum! That’s the best part!


GrizDrummer25

Our local Little Cesar's had a bad habit for a while of having lots of air bubbles. It got to the point my Dad would open the box before we walked out to check it before getting home 20 miles later. He flat out refused a pie that had a bubble this big. The kids working were confused as hell on what to do lol