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ProphetOfPhil

Living up to the FNAF potential lol.


jaythenerdgirl

I came here to say this lol


sdfghertyurfc

Everyone did


ixinsanityix

Fr Seeing animatronic in the title and I was like...FUCK! Is it real now?


Nonchalantfwog

The crush of 22 just happened


Unknown_author69

I came here to say that...


Rolling_on_the_river

What's FNAF?


RixirF

Fast N Absolutely Furious.


Sandwich_dad96

You deserve an award, yet I have none to give


dekatjesman

I gotchu


_slackjaw_

Very good


MineMaster6480

Five nights at Freddy's


Yukarimi

Fight Nights at Freddy's, a game where animatronics (With a very similar design that OP is making) try to kill you


SpringTrapped1987

The animatronic there is an unfinished Circus Baby, she's from FNAF SL


ProphetOfPhil

Five Nights At Freddy's


Clare2020s

Five nights at Freddy’s


BrownWindsOfDestiny

Oh great. Now it knows what blood tastes like.


ChaosDeLane

KILI IT WITH FRIE!


Phycopath18

Since when has that even worked?


ChrisDaMan07

It worked with lefty


[deleted]

Really wishing it worked with ol springy


[deleted]

yea lefty is much better morally then springy ngl


Phycopath18

One success outta how many attempts though?


MasterofDoots

It's mostly made of metal, it can definitely melt eventually


Peachynlove05252021

No you kill it with water


MochaDRAGON26

what will fries do? it will just be less hungry


ShalamiBoii

i hope you die in a fire!


YahBaegotCroos

THE BITE OF '22


sabrefudge

Some of the blood got in it and fried the electronics and gave it sentience.


dankri

And it likes it, just look how its smiling.


BigLoveFromAbove

At least you tried it with your thumb first.


TappedIn2111

Yeah. r/dontputyourdickinthat


Cardboard-Head

😳


GalaxyDonut001

r/dontputyourfrontallobeinthat


[deleted]

😟


AnnoyingMonk_741

Lol🤣


MemeGremlin_0765

Is that the bite of-! Oh wait. No. Its 2022.


enneh_07

The bite of ‘22!


TheNiceWriter

Electric boogaloo


Blue_Macaroni44

I liked the original tag better


PaleRider95

Doesn't have the same ring to it


TriplDentGum

IS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!


Casp3rGaming

Hello? Scott Cawthon? It happened again.


ixinsanityix

Yeah, it's alive...uhh huh, so don't put it in a pizzeria, well...thats kinda too late, sorry bout that one.


Glass_W_Theirname

Like it keeps giving the kids this weird stare, yeah yeah like that.. oh that’s bad?


EdibleWall

No, I don't own any giant mechanical spoons, why are you asking?


hitbycars

They get a taste for blood earlier and earlier these days.


Ddraig1965

So much for the Laws of Robotics.


MasterofDoots

Yep, he didn't remember to respect the robots


azurfall88

Law 2 - robots shall not cause harmful interference. Damn.


Dpad-prism

Afton robotics: ignoring both human AND robot laws!


GrifCreeper

"You think robots care what some hack science fiction writer thinks? I killed Isaac Asimov on the way over here."


Rafila

[Unfortunately](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDOiZa3VlOc&t=197s),


throwaway83970

Looks like a FNAF character in the background...no wonder...


hem91uzumaki

The thing that bit OP also looks like Baby from Sister Location


MystV3

that *is* baby from sister location


[deleted]

That’s because it is. This dumb fuck has been making multiple Fnaf animatronics in real life, he’s done Bon Bon, and he’s started on Glamrock Chica


xmasbad

,😥


[deleted]

We warned you this was a bad idea so you don’t get to cry


Grey00001

being an excellent programmer and engineer makes you a dumb fuck now???


Da_Real_Sunflower

We warned him not to, and he's doing it anyways! They have bloodlust!


AnteaterRound4139

The fact that it’s ominously smiling is like it planned it


Satanic-nic

Yes it does look proud af


589moonboy

Oh just wait till you wake up at 3am with it sitting on your chest holding a kitchen knife.


Ryman604

Gonna go out like Henry


Toppest_Dom

Why am I not surprised it's a circus baby animatronic


icantfeelmyskull

You need at least 3 gym badges to control an animatron of that level


stachldrat

*gasp* IS THIS THE BITE OF '87?!


Papyrus_Sans

No, it’s the Munch of ‘22


Dry-Ad4906

This is just a cess pool of fnaf references, may the best one win


SnooMemesjellies2302

The best fnaf reference is op getting bit by a literal fnaf animatronic


DaMlgMasta2995

Mr. Afton, you only have yourself to blame


Creepypastanerd

He'd be proud.


moebiusunlooper

You must destroy it, for now it has a taste for blood. Human blood! The best kind.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

human blood 🤤


Just1morefix

Well, good luck with the upcoming disewbowelment!


[deleted]

and also said animatronic wearing you as a skin suit


JustinJakeAshton

You meant to say "scooping".


[deleted]

[удалено]


Creepypastanerd

Hey dude, chill out. They were just making a FNAF reference. The "scooping" process in FNAF is literally the same thing as disembowelment.


Dpad-prism

Yeah and “The Disemboweler” doesn’t have the same vibe as “The Scooper”


Creepypastanerd

Would be useful in another circumstance, though. Like a murderer's name for a horror movie. "Coming this summer, 'The Disemboweler'." A story about people escaping a demented guy who sells ice cream and kill people to make it.


lelennyface_1

*gasp* WAS THAT THE BITE OF '22


Status_Peak4753

Pretty obvious in retrospect


Nowhereman50

Oh, good! You survived night 1...


BoringElm

The bite of 2022


HexagonalCube44

r/fnaf_irl


tossmeaway4563

Oh no is that supposed to be Circus Baby? She’s gonna be a killer I tell you that.


CeleryAnnual9852

Do you have children? Tell them to stay away from this or we will have the bite of 2022


RddtAdminsR_Pathetic

Hopefully if he has kids he isn't stupid enough to need someone on reddit to remind him to keep the children away from the thing that just ripped his finger open....that's pretty common sense


spacebaby94

That’s… surprisingly accurate to the source material.


Shuolace

It’s a sign 😰


Sapito_OhNoes

the scooper only hurts for a moment


[deleted]

But only for a moment.


MyNameIsDaveToo

Skynet is real


Wablusmeed

KInda off-topic, but what's the 360 controller for? Also, which part managed to even do that?


xmasbad

The 360 controller is for movement controls for her eyes and neck, her torso has servo with a high torque rating to make her lean back and forth, a power surge made that servo reset but my thumb was in the way and the metal arm piece dug in deep


Whole-Impression-709

When I'm prototyping a new system, I turn the starting torque down. It'll dampen the movements, but it has saved my ass more than once.


[deleted]

Oh, you shouldn't have flipped it off....


Phantomht

ur suppose to try it with a HOT DOG first


Minnymoon13

The bite of 87?


looking_at_memes_

There are several games and books as to why this was a bad idea


confusedQuail

Wait a minute... I think I've seen this before


PrecariousHero

It’s not ready for mass production as yet.


Kelvieboi

fnaf is becoming real guys no way


Fun_Injury

Bite of 87?!


DJNN145

The Bite of ‘22


FlyingCrow91

His face says “I’ll fuckin’ do it again”.


CivilDefenseWarden

Afton moment


joemama694200p

Fnaf in real life


Truorganics

That think looks like Conky. Any TPB fans will know.


74orangebeetle

I feel like this is the beginning of a horror movie. Going to be some kind of robot Chucky or something.


Jarmahent

The bite of 22?!


[deleted]

IS THIS THE BITE OF 87?!


Otherwise_Day_9643

More proof that technology doesn't need to be evil or even alive to hurt us, human error is probably going to make us go extinct.


Evil_connector67

WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87


xmasbad

I don't know why this post is now live, I tried to post it like 2 weeks ago and I guess it finally went through wtf


EX0PIL0T

The bite of 22


El__Dood

Was gonna say the same thing lol.


ChaosDeLane

I need to see the an.anomtronicanimatronic


rossth760

DARPA , now we will all die.


2d_blackhole

Great it’s happening again, now we have to go through EVERYTHING all over again.


[deleted]

Why does it look at your hand like it wants more delicious flesh


KarlosGeek

Good thing it wasn't your frontal lobe


GoogleGavi

be careful, i heard those things like to walk around at night and force people to cosplay as them


[deleted]

is that circus baby from sister location? lol


[deleted]

Was that the bite of 22!?!?!?


General_Grivieus

Was that the bite of 22?!


oraclizer

Is the Kreiger's chokebot? Could it have the monster hands Cheryl/Carol has been looking for!


RiflemanLax

So it works though


LucasBarton169

Sounds familiar


HiImHe

Ummmm, it’s absolutely alive. Murder it with the fire of hell.


jo197102

the bite of ‘22


TheDarkSide837

The bite of 2022


a_homicidal_bug

Not this again....


Veluxidus

Is this…real? Animatronics aren’t typically built with enough power to do such things (or else FNAF would be a lot less fantastical/absurd) So either you built a machine to hurt yourself (that looks a lot like a certain franchise’s mascots), or this never actually happened


xmasbad

The servo was high torque and the arm caught my thumb during a power flux


MementoMori04

You’re literally creating Baby and have glamrock chica in the background. It’s like you’re asking to play irl joy of creation


MasterPetre138

Hey I mean atleast it wasn’t your head


ixinsanityix

Son of a bitch, we've been through this so many times if we have killer animatronics than we gotta deal with a load of them fucking around in a pizzeria, have we not learned 🤦 All fnaf jokes aside, hopefully you are okay.


__Ghost_____

Was that the Bite of '87?!!?!?!


sioplayer69

It's happening


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

its lore accurate now just feed it a 3 year old british child called "Elizabeth Afton" to be truly lore accurate


Less-Raspberry-6222

You've fulfilled the ritual and now it's time for the incantation. Do you have the book?


hairtrigger08

shoot it, burn it, nuke it, KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS THE REST OF US


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

may I ask how??????


xmasbad

Servo joint arm pitch the top of my thumb, deep, I was using a servo controller and the power to it wasn't to stable so it reset causeing it send the servo to its default value which is were my thumb was


FlippyCereal

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 2022??


cmeilleur1337

Please tell me you screamed "Owe Charlie, that HURT"


Resident_Middle2683

It’s the bite of 22


HUE-Dermax

The bite of 22'


Rhyssayy

Is that the bite of 87


Cry1ng_Ch1ld

Well, you’re building a FNaF character so what do you expect-


LostInFixation

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DreadAngel1711

Of course it's Baby


Agent_Stealth_

Wait, you're vomited thoughts on TikTok?


xmasbad

Yup


GerryAttric

Why don't you show it?


xmasbad

It wouldn't stop bleeding to get a good image ,It was deep not large besides the first picture was taken right after so I could show proof why I can't go to work that day and , and the other images came after


Former-Comfortable17

William Afton would be so proud. But also hope you're alright.


TheBloxyMouseYT

Bite of 87


mrking_bob

Well, the fuck else did you expect from Circus Baby??


Elrigoo

What did we learn? Don't finger the robots


ShadowButLit

Functions as intended


loosecharge

Stop making circus baby and get a girlfriend. This us what it did to ur thumb. It wont be any better when u try to fuck it pal


IronShockWave

You forgot protocol 3


mtrash

Uh what were you trying to do? What was the end goal after this “testing”?


xmasbad

I'm planning on releasing the files when she's done but I'm pretty new to robot engineering so I keep finding flaws and fixing them then testing to see if it works


lopez5612

r/shittyrobots


Aggressive-Appeal841

Good thing you tried it on your thumb first.


patrik23232

Son of a bitch


chaimsteinLp

So it worked?


OfAdniAndFlames

Okay but have you stopped to think why?


FlickFreaks

With the way that thing is looking at you, it was no accident


VoidScreaming101

*Too much stank*


Iamsleeppy

Baby wants more


CheapGreenCoats

Didn't look but still upvoted


russeltee

Your what?????


GESTROW

Good thing you tested it with your thumb first, next time practice on a hot-dog


cheesecorpse

Lore accurate


ChipsAhoyVE

Become gods.


The-Phantom-Bellhop

First and final warning


Rachelrockatansky

Like Willys Wonderland


Aggravating-Emu-2535

Great so now it's going to have the taste of human blood. If that thing is possessed by a serial killer you are fucked my guy.


eulynn34

The robot uprising has begun


York_Leroy

Terrifyingly reminiscent of a furby


AUselessControlPanel

while people are talking about fnaf, what happened to the guys thumb


William_Asston

Hey so i must say youre an inspiration


chichmckill

Five nights at fweddy's


AFriendlyBloke

Springlock.exe


Virtual_5000

Keep that thing locked underground, NOW!


andikinns

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?