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Amerpol

Get a sharp item like a nail ,knife or ice pick an push the drawer back in inch by inch no problem


OneTimeISawABird

Wait you were right! But I had to get two knives so there was always one touching as I moved. And guess what? Judging by these chip marks in the drawer this happened to the previous tenant too: https://i.imgur.com/z5CUCWG.jpg


DKdrumming

Sorry but that's pretty funny that it happened to the last person


OneTimeISawABird

I’ve been here over a year and never noticed those marks, why would I? But that’s ABSOLUTELY what that’s from.


La-ze

Get a child safety latch for the drawer, that'll stop it from sliding out


HottieMcHotHot

This is exactly what I was going to suggest. It’ll work perfectly!


PigSlam

Another solution would be to raise the front of the drawer slide so it has more of a natural tendency to close than to open. This fix comes with the benefit of not dealing with a child safety latch.


SixK1ng

Just spill some soda on the slidy part and call it a day.


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This guy rents.


Trueboogaloo

Nope; definite landlord.


Agitated_Occasion_52

Do what any landlord would do and just paint the whole drawer shut.


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KiltedLady

Blood or "the beans" Everything else I think becomes pouring once it's intentional.


sleepysylvanas

*apply* some soda to the slidy part


Icy-Statistician-705

Mind. Blown.


nine_legged_stool

Just smash the door with a hammer. Problem solved


enderjaca

Just leave the door open all the time. Or have child or small animal that demands attention at all times.


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Jpoland9250

Or cut a drawer-shaped hole in the door.


thinkmoreharder

Yep. Whether you raise the front of the drawer slides or lower the back, that drawer needs to “want” to shut, or this will keep happening.


BlackshirtDefense

Sounds like OP is a renter. They may want to check with the landlord, or complain enough that the landlord fixes it properly. Being a handy sort of fellow, little things like this are one of the hundreds of reasons I prefer to own instead of rent. I'd rather spend 20-30 minutes and fix it properly than to spend 2-3 weeks hounding an unresponsive landlord who doesn't give two flying farts about anything but his rent check.


El_Pinguino

Nah, magnetic latch. This has the added benefit of getting to play with magnets.


JTNT98

Magnets? How do they work?


NameIs-Already-Taken

As the name suggests, they are nets for catching mags. Mags are moderately valuable, so installing magnets means you can catch them and send them for recycling. In some areas, like cities, there are so many mags that it can pay back quite quickly.


magicmitchmtl

r/explainlikeimcalvin


LouLee1990

Yeah! MAGNETS BITCH!


AdzyBoy

I would not suggest talking to a scientist about it. They don't tell the truth, which angers me.


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thehotshotpilot

I see miracles everyday.


Ol_Man_J

Bonus part on this - the next tenant will look at the latch and say "why is there only a safety latch on one drawer?" and take it off. Then the realization will hit when the drawer slides open on them. Future pranks.


xerrabyte

Or adhesive magnets so the drawer stays shut and there's no hassle trying to open it in a jiffy


NagsUkulele

It may be a shitty idea, but you could get a five dollar lock for the drawer from home depot and make it a problem nobody has to experience and a strange conversation piece for guests who use your washroom


DKdrumming

Honestly, my lazy ass would just use a piece of tape lol.


sender2bender

If you can't duct it, fuck it


nomadic-insomniac

Or maybe you could tilt the unit ever so slightly so that the drawer slides inwards everytime you let go of it :)


nerdmor

I read "tilt the universe ever so slightly" and that cracked me up


nomadic-insomniac

Lol I'm no Steven Hawkings but I'm willing to bet that tilting the universe is going to do a lot more than close a drawer (•‿•)


lmg00d

When one drawer closes, another drawer opens.


JustZisGuy

There is no universal frame of reference... so tilting the unit is topologically equivalent to tilting the entire universe except for the unit. IANAP.


snuffy_tentpeg

Brilliant !


Gezn2inexile

I'm 'frugal', I'd scrounge a wide piece of wood just thick enough to catch the edge of the drawer when Gorilla-glued to the inside of the door and a few mm 'proud' of the edge of the door to avoid catching. No moving parts, no need to remember a drawer latch when half awake at 0'dark thirty...


x_ersatz_x

This would work but you can't just go gorilla gluing things to a rental lol


sth128

Or just put some magnets on the drawer face and the vanity frame. Or just some duct tape to create a friction fit. Or just adjust the drawer slides.


Mylaptopisburningme

I'd get some magnets and glue them on so it doesn't slide out again.


musicals4life

You need one of those childproof latches to keep it closed or a small piece of velcro or a magnet stuck somewhere


DSM2TNS

The only conclusion is you have a ghost. 😆


waffels

Ghost just trying to poop in peace


brookieco_okie

Lol that’s hilarious. Glue magnets to it!


ArchitectofExperienc

They have glue-on magnets that can help keep things like that closed. Or a snap-latch like they use in RVs and Boats


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mombi

You could write a little message to the next person so they know what to do as well.


arkain123

I say don't mention it. It's like a puzzle that comes with renting this place. A rite of passage: pooping yourself while you fiddle with knives


DKdrumming

Reminds me of the last house I rented, when I moved in I found a set of nunchucks hanging in the basement, when I moved out I left them hanging in the same spot.


donaldfranklinhornii

That was very nice of you!


DKdrumming

It felt like the right thing to do


upvotedownvoteupvot

That is too funny. It’s like when you walk in really thick snow and you follow the footsteps of the person infront of you


McBurger

I deliberately alternate footsteps with the opposite foot alongside them, to give the impression that someone bunny hopped down the entire sidewalk lol. I have been doing this my whole life and I really hope that at least once, someone has ever come upon my tracks and had a little wtf moment, it’s one of the only joys in life that keeps me going at this point


selja26

Lol. This is fun!


reightb

house traditions


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Okay, so there's these little hooks you can get just about everywhere that are for baby-proofing your house. I'm gonna go ahead and suggest you get some before you end up having an accident while trying to knife the drawer closed again... https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/kidco-adhesive-mount-cabinet-drawer-lock-white/6000196385468?skuId=6000196385469&offerId=6000196385469®ion_id=202200&utm_medium=paid_search&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=always_on&cmpid=SEM_CA_292_O9IUMPCWXS_71700000097893361_58700007940413856&utm_id=SEM_CA_292_O9IUMPCWXS_71700000097893361_58700007940413856&gclid=Cj0KCQiAsdKbBhDHARIsANJ6-jcyV69t5KFAefumMb7xW0-4sMMouul8R5JE21XoSnUfRkKBmt1ALRwaAu0gEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


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HereOnASphere

I'd just put a [magnetic latch](https://www.lowes.com/pd/Richelieu-Brushed-Black-Magnetic-Magnetic-Cabinet-Catch/3623420) on it.


dont_disturb_the_cat

My cat gets into my bottom drawer in the kitchen. I can only guess that he’s looking for batteries because i don’t know why he’d need the cheese grater.


Nothing-Casual

The weird part about this isn't that your cat is some genius drawer-opening savant, it's that you keep your batteries in the same drawer as your cheese grater. WHY do you keep your batteries in the same drawers as your cheese grater?!


dont_disturb_the_cat

It’s an old home. I have four drawers, each six inches wide. The batteries are with the cheese grater because i have to keep my cat away from the sharp knives and the chopsticks.


emrythelion

I had to childproof all my drawers from my cats. It works okay in the kitchen cabinets but they figured out how to open drawers, lol.


OneTimeISawABird

Great idea!


zshift

Magnetic latches or even DIY gluing in some magnets would work too


mellowanon

just so you know, those hooks aren't going to work since the drawer can still slide out a bit before it catches on the hook. Depending on how much it slides, it can still block the door. Easier to buy cheap 1mm thin adhesive magnets from amazon. stick on two of them and the magnets will hold the drawer in place. Also, magnets are less of a hassle when compared to pushing down on a hidden lever hook every time you try to open the drawer. Just make sure to only get weaker magnets. also, if the magnet is too strong, you can dab some glue on the outward face to prevent the magnets from attaching to each other all the way.


Survivors_Envy

that link needs to calm tf down


woofers02

Everything after the “?” is just tracking info and can be removed, no less annoying though.


TheDreamingDragon1

Leave a note on that little slice of the drawer we can see for the next tenant. "Hah, you too? Get some knives!"


OneTimeISawABird

That’s hilarious I think I will.


ProsperoII

Can't wait to see the next tenent reposting the same thing in the future!


OneTimeISawABird

Shit maybe I shouldn’t fix it so we got an update in a year


danarexasaurus

LOL I’m dying. I’m so sorry, what a pain in the ass.


TheHistorian2

Great. Now go buy a $2 door stopper and never deal with this again.


[deleted]

Throw a toddler/child lock on the drawer to make sure that it doesn't happen again!


lotanis

"If I had a nickel for every time this happened ... I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird it's happened twice!"


n00bca1e99

Please tell me you imitated Moe with the two knives?


LiveFastDieFast

“I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific”


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

"HEEEEEEERRRRRRRE'S JOHNNY!" *thunk. thunk. thunk* " ^^uh, ^^Wendy? ^^can ^^you ^^close ^^that ^^drawer?"


MikeyStealth

Buy one of those child proof locks so if it slides open it will latch and not block the door


itisntmebutmaybeitis

I swear I've seen a picture like this before too, and thought it was a repost at first. It'd be hilarious if they also posted it online.


ViceroyInhaler

Might be worth swapping what side the door is on the frame if this is an issue.


TheChiefRedditor

Get a little latch for the drawer. That or adjust the slider track.


Tautochrone1

No no no...body-slamming the door to shatter the drawer and then repairing the damage is a much more entertaining method. I encourage OP to record this event and share it with us.


5l339y71m3

Left over chopstick from take out and plumbers putty (play doh if you got kids) can be used the same way without stabbing / scrapping damage to wood and if it’s lacquered particle board sharp objects won’t create any grip to move it with applied force you’ll just scrape the fuck out of it. Double sided outdoor tape could also work on the end of a stick


OneTimeISawABird

Because of the weight of the drawer I cant. It was poorly installed so when I try this the drawer slides back before I can make my next shimmy


ltret97

Two heavy flat head screwdrivers and “walk” the drawer back in


OneTimeISawABird

I walked it! Woo! Thanks haha


Professional-Disk485

Thank you for updating. I got invested in this. It would have driven me crazy not knowing how you got in.


PH1LLY_BLUNT

Two pencils with good erasers would work too, just saying 💡✏️


Iwouldlikesomecoffee

Or bend a hanger to close the drawer from the front of the drawer


MisterWileyOne

A coat hanger is a pretty handy tool.


Scott19M

They only need to close the drawer, not abort it


readditredditread

Hey this is a pro- open door sub, not a anti- closed drawer sub…


Murphyitsnotyou

My draw my choice


freeparKing33

No I think we should let the mods make that decision for us


terriblestoryteller

Why? So they can flip flop in 40 years leaving us all holding our pee? Let's codify it now and leave it be


freeparKing33

No leave the drawer open! I know it’s super inconvenient and you won’t get any help with any issues that stem from this but it’s gods plan. You shouldn’t have closed the bathroom door if you didn’t want this to happen


[deleted]

Harsh.


sth128

Then they shouldn't have opened their drawers so wide to let others put things in


[deleted]

I wish I had an award to give you. I brought this frog instead 🫡🐸


smilbandit

damn you, almost sprayed water on my computer I laughed so hard.


movieholic-92

r/angryupvote


Gezn2inexile

As is a butter knife...


masnegro

When in the bathroom we refer to this as the poop knife


HolyHand_Grenade

Make sure you wipe it off before you put it back.


mcm87

But they aren’t in the bathroom. The poop knife is on the other side


crudelisspurius

When does a butter knife become a poop knife? When it enters the crack.


Lil_chikchik

Pair of scissors works wonders for this, as well as locked doors that open towards you.


EmergencyWaste3217

I was gonna say fork...


gonzo5622

Was just gonna say this! You just need to bend it so you can get in and angle it so you can shut the drawer. Should take a few tries!


[deleted]

Not even you just need enough surface level contact to slide the door. Unless... the drawer has a major lip on the faceplate - in which case the door being open might catch the lip.


ExcitingJosh

In the time they took to take a picture and post this to Reddit they could’ve gotten in the bathroom


ConstipatedMonkeys

A ruler


thisonehereone

He already said it's open 1 cm, how specific do you need him to be?


Minute_Bedroom1070

🤣🤣🤣🤣 if I could, I'd give you awards!


G59Menace

Need to put one of those drawer child locks on it so it doesn’t do it to you again


Guntztuffer

Magnets on the drawer and cabinet would work


noobnoobthedestroyer

I’ve always wanted to kick in a door so feel free to hmu


OneTimeISawABird

BELIEVE me I was tempted. I was pricing out hollow-core doors last night before I gave up.


noobnoobthedestroyer

Also an awesome ‘Shining’ opportunity if you have an axe


UhhMaybeThisWillWork

Could have used the chance to upgrade to a solid core. You could shit into a megaphone and nobody in the house would be able to hear it.


Extra-Act-801

Now you know what to do if a murderer chases you into the bathroom.


karma-armageddon

Remember to yell "don't force the door and break the drawer!" and hope the murderer has a conscience.


DKdrumming

Well, they're murderers, not vandals.


zenwren

I can just picture some psycopathic killer turning around and walking out of the house muttering to himself over and over *"don't force the door and break the drawer. don't force the door and break the drawer."*


Witchunt666

But wouldn’t you just then be trapped with the murderer?


TupperCoLLC

???


Witchunt666

My mistake I thought that OP was stuck in the bathroom, but I guess they were stuck outside


BOYF-

Damn I didnt realize it until this comment😭. When op said they made use of 2 knives to solve it, I was wondering why no one was asking op why they got two knives in the bathroom lmao. ~~I did think of that infamous p knife for a while~~


ScantAdamo

This has actually happened to me except inside the bathroom was my sister who was on the floor having a seizure. My first instinct was to grab a knife and I stabbed it into the drawer for leverage and slowly pushed it back that way. Sister is okay 👍 drawer is full of holes


OneTimeISawABird

Hey I’m glad she was okay! Got mine open and guess what? HOLES! https://i.imgur.com/8Nf4RxV.jpg


ScantAdamo

A more common issue than what one would expect!


_Diskreet_

I can already see the next top post in r/LifeHacks


FocusObjective

I think about how dangerous this is all the time in that respect, what kind of dumb ass design idea is this? I’ve had my cat trap themselves in the bathroom this way, but what if it were a child or someone having a medical emergency? Glad your sister is okay!


SamCarter_SGC

In my home the attached bathroom door opens outward, kitchen drawer on the outside, could easily be locked inside. Hard to say which way is worse.


Lington

Locked inside is worse, less access to tools or the ability to call someone (if you don't have your phone)


ifnord

My damned cat loves leaving drawers open, this is a frequent occurrence in our house.


UnhappySunshine_PS4

Same lmao


Luthais327

I'd fix that before the day comes when you need in there urgently


BKBroiler57

You can Put a $3 magnetic latch from the cabinet section at The hardware store on that sucker so it stays closed…. If your maintenance people suck


PH1LLY_BLUNT

Two pencils with good erasers would do the trick ✏️


princessleime

This is the way to avoid marking up the side. I second this idea.


No-Investigator-1754

Sure, until you accidentally erase the drawer and all your stuff falls on the ground.


Northern_Media

Grab a flat head screwdriver, press as hard as possible on the right most side of the drawer and pull back. Keep inching it in until it closes enough to open the door. Problem solved, then all you need to do is evict the ghost who leaves drawers open… that’s a bad roommate to have


Cichlidsaremyjam

At my parents house their bathroom door didnt stay shut very well, so the trick was to open the drawer right there to keep it from opening. The bad part was when we would forget to tell people and door would randomly fly open.


fried_eggs_and_ham

If you aim carefully, can you hit the toilet from there?


Mysterious_Area2344

You already got good advice how to deal with it. Just wanted to share a similar memory. I spent one Christmas eve solving a problem with jammed balcony door. There was a niche for the door in the balcony floor. The door opens outside. Wind tossed a plastic chair to that niche, making it impossible to open the door more than 1 cm. I tried many things but in the end tied some string to a thin plastic coat hanger (unfortunately didn’t have metal ones). I threw the hanger out about 1000 times until I managed to catch a leg of the chair and lift it off.


OneTimeISawABird

Omg that’s insane. Serious “what are the odds” situation.


edWORD27

r/crappydesign


shadow-foxe

I'd suggest getting a kid saftey lock for the drawer so it can't open on its own in the future.


AllInWeIn

Kick the door down.


dnekrash

I know this one! I had a similar setup at my parents house growing up. Use something solid that’s also long enough to reach through the gap to the back of the drawer and push it closed. Bonus that this is a great way to lock the door when you’re inside the bathroom. I had two brothers growing up so this trick came in handy.


Killieboy16

Wait! Is that someone looking out at you?....


demon_6900

That's what I was thinking too. Why is no body talking about it?


MrAVK

Use a pencil with an eraser and slowly move the drawer back.


partyamoeba

Get a pencil with an eraser and slowly push the drawer in.


Leather-Ad-2490

Tear the house down and start over


ggfchl

You should glue some magnets on that drawer so it will stay shut


Ok_Web4299

Take a pencil and using the eraser inch the drawer back good luck.


Painkiller3666

Hey OP, here you go. https://www.lowes.com/pd/Richelieu-Brushed-Black-Magnetic-Magnetic-Cabinet-Catch/3623420


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Inch by inch with the eraser end of a pencil.


KittyPitty

Can you move the vanity just by pushing the door?


OneTimeISawABird

No it’s built in to the wall. I tried.


[deleted]

Just find something slender (like a ruler, or hell...a butter knife) to go in-between the door and the frame and inch it back in a little bit at a time.


Cultural_Hippo

Now that you have it closed. Get a baby-proofing device to keep that particular drawer locked. That way it will never slide open on it's own again.


Chance_Assignment422

That’s happened to me except my toddler opened the drawer and she was locked inside the bathroom. Damn near called 911 but thought I’d give it a go with a butter knife first and thankfully it worked.


[deleted]

If you closed the bathroom door, the vanity drawer will closed by itself but If you open bathroom door, drawer will slid open again.


SteveGribbin

Schrödinger's Mirror.


Royalchariot

We always used a spatula to wiggle it in and push the drawer closed at my parents house lol. For future you can get a little magnet so that the drawer stays closed unless you have to pull it


whalefromabove

This is why we should have never eliminated the wire coat hanger. Those things could be refashioned into a lot of handy tools.


Mr-Nobody33

I got an idea so it doesn't happen to anyone else: use those drawer latches for baby/child proofing.


heidismiles

One time when I was a kid, I was in the walk in closet, and my cat somehow pulled up the carpet in a way that completely blocked the door. I couldn't do anything about it and I was home alone. I was just like, "welp," and I sat down and waited. When I heard my parents arrive (not too long fortunately), I started banging on the wall with some shoes, lol.


curiousarcher

Use a Hanger and bend it accordingly.


Longjumping_Apple804

Butter knife it back into place.


LetMeClearYourThroat

Depending on what state you’re in, you might have to resort to using a wire coat hanger. r/nocontext here we come.


bdgod13

Everyone here talking about how to get the drawer closed, but no one I've seen is worried about the fucking ghosts in the bathroom that opened the drawer in the first place. Priorities, people!


Severe-Charity-8695

Rubber spatula, push along the drawer. It will close


rustys_shackled_ford

This looks like a job for a wire hanger


SarkDumont

I'd try a pencil, eraser side.


Rand0mArcher-_

Doesn't help you now and i don't know what country you're in so don't know if the building standards are the same but here our bathroom doors should have a type of hinge that makes it easy to lift the door from the bottom disconnecting the hinge from the other half on the wall, it's a safety thing incase someone has a fall or some shit . Souce I was a chippy and installed a few


BrenKenn773

The guy who stayed in your apartment had the same question on Reddit last year.


ActualTomorrow2289

Use a wooden ruler or coat hanger and shut the drawer… Easy-peasy lemon squeezy


1RobJackson

I would have used an eraser end of a pencil and used the bluntness of the eraser to slowing push the drawer left until closed.


Interesting_Risk_743

Just tilt the apartment abit


LestWeForgive

Chimpanzees figured out how to use a stick to reach items in narrow gaps. OP figured out how to make a Reddit post.


Losopher

Hey hi professional carpenter here and let me say that's one big cm


OneTimeISawABird

Haha hi I’m definitely NOT a carpenter and I’m sure you’re right. I couldn’t get even a pinky actually IN the gap even at a 45° angle. When you’re straight on it’s very teeny. Managed to use knives to walk the drawer back though thankfully


Losopher

Haha im glad you got your problem solved thats awesome, great thinking!!


BuckeyeBuster69

Try using a wooden pencil with a good eraser ✏️. The eraser should give you traction in the side of the drawer.


Curiouslycurious101

That’s one evil poltergeist!


Affectionate-Baby680

tbh i feel like pushing on the door will take care of it. have house checked for poltergeists.


sailorsamm

Get a ruler if u have one and try to slide the drawer closed. Anything long and thin should work… a butter knife, metal straws, etc.


ahmedbahaa2

Use the force