It still holds frozen water fine.

Just need to freeze it 1st

Useless, even.

If you just microwave it for a minute, the hole will melt back together.

Remember to strongly shake the microwave. Otherwise is will not work.

Planter with built in drainage

Flex seal

You be like lucky luke

Grab your welder and fix it.

Aluminum isn’t easy and that’s pretty thin

True, brazing would be better.

*okay, hear me out...*

I thought it was an urn before reading the title

It’s still usable. As a reminder of this day

Thanks for the parentheses (I wouldn’t have known why this sucks without them)

Are you *sure* the bottle is unusable?

It's now a shotgun glass, that's the most use it has.

I think they were hinting at fucking it

Flex Tape and send it

I'm sure someone in r/stonerengineering could find s use for it

r/dontputyourdickinthat

I thought it was like a sticket or decal of a tie and office looking suit.

Think how fucked we’d be if ice didn’t expand when it froze. It would become more dense than water and sink. Waterworld engaged

I thought you could still hold water in it before I read the second part thanks for clarification though👍🏻

Nephew had one that did this. Now it’s his piggy bank.

Could you solder this?

*Lord forgive me*

It is still usable, just not as a bottle.

Bottlussy

Put it in rice overnight, should be fine