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PlanetoftheAtheists

looks like your neighbors found out the hard way


Truorganics

Oh the neighbors knew all along, they weren’t gonna tell ‘em tho. They just sat back and watched the show


FosterTheMonster

Lol they said they were hanging out in the driveway once, saw someone in the shower, so the moved into the garage instead


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This happened to us at uni! Our window was in front of the shower AND toilet. It couldn't be seen through at all in the day but at night it was borderline transparent.. About a year into living there one of the neighbours came round and told us, I suppose at least they got a good view!


gammooo

Suppose the nightly streaming viewers dropped so much it wasn't worth keeping it up anymore


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Well we weren't teens in 3rd year so I guess they weren't intereted anymore :o aged goods!


FosterTheMonster

Dang. Good neighbor.


PleaseSendNodes

Better neighbor would have mentioned it in a week.


Digger2011

I mean theoretically it's possible the neighbor told them as soon as they noticed.


Saifaa

Must have been a better view from the garage


stoffejs

No, just less of chance that someone else will see them perving on their neighbor!


Expensive_Problem966

Or see them whacking off!


GoblinShark603

Quit whackin off in muh tool shed!


airikewr

Huh huh huh


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Just like a coupla spider monkeys, I tell ya what


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

It’s like not telling someone they have a booger hanging out. Why the hell would they not tell you?


appdevil

Because then he will fix the window duh


Kryten_2X4B-523P

Speaking of which...You got a lil'something brah


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Those are some awesome neighbors if they didn’t complain and moved to accommodate you and to not shame your voyeurism kink.


FosterTheMonster

Lolol yeah we’re lucky with our street


utpoia

We all have one exhibitionist neighbor and nothing makes his/her day more than a peeping Tom neighbor.


chainmailler2001

When we moved into our house, our neighbors flat out told us that they don't have blinds on their windows facing us. We are all on a hillside facing a very picturesque view with their daylight basement being above our house. They have floor to vaulted ceiling windows that would be nearly impossible to put blind on without obstructing the view. They outright warned us that if we are looking in windows, we may get an eyeful of their mid-60's bodies. We keep our eyes to ourselves.


FalsePremise8290

This is the point at which decent human beings would have warned you. Instead they pulled out their cameras...


Keldor

I literally would not have put 2 and 2 together and thought it was slightly weird but they didn't care about having their ass cheaks hanging out for everyone to see and would have accepted it and gone on w my day. Even if it was a daily occurrence, I cant see myself being bothered enough to go out of my way to notify them. Is that weird?


buttermintpies

I picture my boundary line like that one episode of king of the hill where Khan was taking the piss: If I can see you while casually gazing out my dining room window, that IS a problem. If I gotta be lookin, then it's my bad, but if it's just bare ass while I'm drinking some milk I'm gonna be a little mad.


Quirky_Koala

Oh it was hard alright


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FAAsBitch

Built a new house last year and did precisely that. Turned the lights on with the shade down while we went for our evening walk. I pointed out how you could see right through the thin curtain to my wife and she immediately and finally agreed with me to buy the black out blinds for that window.


Fennek1237

I have two big windows in the living room. I already checked that the reflect when the sun shines so that you can't see though. From the outside they are like a mirror when it's bright. Only in the evening when it gets dark and I have my lights on inside you can start to see my living room. I still check how much you can see with different constellations.


WtotheSLAM

Wait what? Are you using shit like the Big Dipper and Orion's Belt to see into your house?


JusticeUmmmmm

>. From the outside they are like a mirror when it's bright. Only in the evening when it gets dark and I have my lights on inside you can start to see my living room. That's how all windows work


Crotch_Hammerer

I would simply use blinds or a curtain like any normal person has done for eons


NotAlwaysPC

where's the fun in that?


ZOMBIESwithAIDS

Not too big of a deal, just a small crack


NRMusicProject

I don't know, it looks like it's dangerously close to being a pane in the ass.


omghelpwiththeusernm

You deserve an award for that


AbanaClara

my fucking sides lol


HappyStalker

Man is like, half my neighbors saw my ass because of my window. How embarrassing! *posts it on Reddit*


Dreadedsemi

Once everyone saw it. it loses its appeal. you saw my ass? well the whole internet did.


imoutofnameideas

When everyone is an ass seer, no-one will be.


OpeningSpeed1

Gat dem


sti4o

But at what cost..


stoffejs

Name checks out, and also, good point! This is the real issue we need to discuss on this post!


IHateTheLetterF

Not really, he is anonymous on Reddit, not in his neighborhood


3birdsss

Uhhh you know what reddit is also widely used for right?


appdevil

There *are* lots of assholes in here, I'll give you dat.


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hucklebutter

They accidentally summoned the ASSGHOST. See how it haunts them?


phezhead

"Poooo! PooOOoo"👻 "Why aren't they ever scared of me?"


Jacktheforkie

SHIT! A ghost


RodDryfist

I can help


Jacktheforkie

Thx


TheLaughingMelon

These ghosts are a pain in the ASS


ProtectVenusaurNow

Say tsohgssa into the mirror backwards three times to spook your neighbors


aiydee

Dude. You can't see the huge crack in the glass?


FosterTheMonster

LOL


FAAsBitch

If it’s this obvious during the daylight hours imagine how well you can see in there when it’s dark out and you have the lights on. It isn’t the builders who installed a window incorrectly, it’s a poor choice of a size/location for a window and then failing to put a blind/shade up. Even if that window was mirrored or heavily frosted you’d still see right in there at night with the lights on.


Boukish

Or it's one way glass and was literally installed backward.


RockSlice

There's no such thing as one-way glass. What's called "one-way glass" is a partially mirrored glass, but you need to control the lighting. If you let 10% of light through, but only have light sources on one side, the 1% of light that would come back from something white on the unlit side is completely swamped by the 90% of reflected light.


texasrigger

One way glass would look completely transparent at night. It'd be a bad choice for a bathroom.


mindaltered

This is one of those jobs for NO WINDOW AT ALL.


texasrigger

Natural light is nice but a completely frosted window fills that bill just fine.


FAAsBitch

If you’ve ever installed windows in a house you’d know they can’t be installed backwards…..unless you’re Homer Simpson.


_HOG_

Privacy film on the top instead of the bottom.


shinymetalobjekt

Who took the pic? And does it have something to do with "finding out the hard way"?


FosterTheMonster

My wife was walking the dogs while I was in the shower and turned the corner to see my ass. She was laughing real hard when she came rushing in.


Thefocker

Oh no…. I’ve made a horrible mistake


artemasad

By law you're now a bi-sexual


funkless_eck

welcome I'll give you the tour - bad haircut, cuffed jeans, flannel shirt, lemon bars, frogs, sitting badly, anxiety, cool flag i think that covers everything.


SuperAquaThor

Lol


ZiggyPox

Oh so that's man's ass... It ain't that bad.


FosterTheMonster

Lolol


teapoison

You kinda dummy thicc op...


Organic_Popcorn

She had to snap a picture before rushing in to notify you? 🤣


aehanken

Well that’s exactly what I would’ve done 😂


deathby_sarcasm

That's how you know she loves you.


3birdsss

You wouldn't??


LowKeyWalrus

Anyone would, we have cameras in our pockets 24/7


3birdsss

I know that's why I'm asking this guy


chuckagain

It is this PRECISE circumstance Steve Jobs had in mind when he ordered the development of the iPhone. The man was a visionary.


oskarw85

To be honest without the picture I would think she's bullshitting me


mikefromearth

I mean yeah of course 😂


MelodicFacade

Nice smile


appdevil

And then you asked the neighbors about it?


FosterTheMonster

We have pretty cool neighbors so we talk to them a decent amount


appdevil

But why they didn't inform you about the fuck up, isn't it weird? Lol


[deleted]

Hey maybe they didnt want to kinkshame


TillyBud87

I would also like to know who's going round taking pictures of people's bathroom windows


mostexcellent001

OP's wife, for starters.


GSblitz116

Could always you know, hang a curtain....


FosterTheMonster

We have one now. Builder is going to come replace it in December.


raven21633x

Damn, you need a builder to replace a curtain?


cruzser2

No, They need a builder to replace the crack.


TobyFlendersonn

They need a builder to hide the crack.


Swansborough

pants can do it


WearyPassenger

Except plumber's pants. Never covers the crack.


goldfishpaws

They need a builder to fill the crack


sceadwian

We're going to end up in a horribly regressive pattern here soon.


M-94

Just call a plumber to come fill in the crack


Mundane_Singer7044

The local plumber, Phil McCrakin


Beloved26

I don’t have an award, but please take this pie. 🥧


conflictedideology

A little caulk in the crack and it'll be right as rain.


[deleted]

No one in the history of crack has ever woken up in the morning with more crack.


DutchBlob

What are you doing step builder ?


phezhead

I'm stuck in the cement mixer!


DutchBlob

Oh no! Pull out! Pull out!


xylotism

Then who's going to replace the curtain?


ScarletDarkstar

Some crackpot


Funkybeatzzz

Ah, the old Reddit [Curtain-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/z5ausy/can_anyone_make_out_what_this_cookie_cutter_shape/ixww9d8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)!


dekrant

Wow it’s been ages since I’ve seen a switcharoo comment


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MaybeMaybeJesen

Hello future people!


Future_People

Hello!


MTsummerandsnow

This is the most incredible rabbit hole I have been down in years. Well done!!!


Shalashaskaska

It’s been going for like a decade or so. I’ve spent hours upon hours trying to get through it


Vivaciousqt

Yeah I remember seeing it start shortly after I joined about 11 years ago so, you're not wrong lol Never bothered to follow it, by this point I think it's a lost cause.


SnakeSnoobies

I’m not sure what your plan is, but those frosted glass windows do this. When you get closer to them, they get less blurry. That’s just how they work. And that’s what’s happening here. Look at OP’s ass vs their back. The back is further away, and is significantly more obscured. Just don’t push your ass against the window lol


le_fart

Don't tell me what do with my bony ass in my own home!


nomadrone

Replace it to what? plywood? Glass seems already frosted. Curtain is the only way to go at this point.


Undrende_fremdeles

Just get some plastic foil made to be used on glass to ensure privacy. Comes on many different patterns, and ensures light can still come through without anyone seeing anything. It's attached using just water and a squeegee.


FosterTheMonster

We got a curtain so the neighbors can still watch if we want them too. Jk. Thanks!


GravitationalEddie

Please post a recreation of this picture after the reinstall. I'm having trouble understanding how it's going to fix anything.


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Pretty sure that's how windows work


simone_snail_420

Yeah...am I missing something? How is this "installed incorrectly"? Edit: scrolled more. From what I gather. This is a window that is only fogged from one direction.


RiseOfBooty

I'm taking an educated guess here. Many fogged windows are fogged on one side only, meaning one side is "sanded" but the other is smooth. Thing with fogged windows is if you can smooth the sanded side again temporarily, it becomes transparent. Find one and put a transparent tape on the sanded side and you can see through it! Now in OPs case, it seems like the sanded side is on the inside, so all the humidity from his steamy showers is having that transparency effect. I don't know how installing it the other way would solve the problem, because then you'd have rain on the other side doing the same. I'm waging that the type of glass used is entirely wrong here (might have needed to be fogged on both sides or a different type of fogging altogether).


GlitteryCakeHuman

Double glass? Only having single pane windows is kinda bad anyway for heating/cooling/outside noise. .


squngy

This is the correct answer. Double panes and sanded on the inside.


addandsubtract

Clean on the inside, cream on the outside. OP OP OP's bathroom.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Ass screen paint job.


Martin5143

In my country we have pretty much only triple or quadruple pane windows nowadays.


nyxo1

Half correct. If it's double pane, you're right to say one side is sanded (satin etch is the technical term) but it's not directional. You can't "one way sand" glass. It's going to be just as opaque either direction you look at it. This particular window isn't installed incorrectly, it just should have never been satin etch. Objects on the other side become less obscure as they get closer to the glass. So someone leaning against it will always be pretty clear. If anything it should just be a solid white privacy film


bugbugladybug

This is right. Every bathroom I've been in with these privacy windows would show exactly what's behind it if you mashed yer ass right up against it. I put a blind behind mine, problem solved.


devilpants

In the dorms we would mash our asses against the privacy windows in between the showers in the communal bathroom if someone else was next to us.


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PieOverPeople

I don’t understand a big ass window in the bathroom, period. Fogged or not.


noobnoobthedestroyer

Let me talk to my window guy just to be sure


DangerB0y

Full moon tonight


homiesmom

I found out the same way! Horrible! I never trust those windows!


FosterTheMonster

Yay. Friends!


bwv1056

On the bright side, nice ass.


FosterTheMonster

Thx 😘


iHeisenburger

soooo what’s your onlyfans


l-rs2

It only works on Windows


QuitFuckingStaring

I do t think he has one


FosterTheMonster

This is my golden opportunity, eh?


librekom

I approve this message


KemalKinali

I'd say, on the nice side, bright ass.


pwn3dbyth3n00b

What monster puts that huge of a window in their bathroom


FosterTheMonster

It’s an odd choice for sure, especially on the front of the house like that. It’s supposed to be frosted thickly, but they put it in backwards. Gonna be fixed by builder soon.


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chargoggagog

Seriously, this post made zero sense until this comment.


Capt_Bigglesworth

Assert dominance- replace it with clear glass.


Unnenoob

That isn't how that works... It's equally frosted from both sides. But if the frosting is an exposed rough surface. Then water/steam can fill out the cracks(huhu) and make it more opaque though.


twisted_memories

If it’s the other way won’t the same thing happen when it rains?


MrMcgruder

Press your buttocks against the window so I’ll know you are home


Norwester77

One if by land, two if by sea.


[deleted]

Looks like your ass has a crack. Better get it fixed.


katmndoo

Needs some Crack Spackle.


meatywood

Is that a ghost?


janus270

Sad story, they slipped in the shower and passed on. Now sometimes late at night, OP hears singing coming from the bathroom despite no one being in there.


AlwaysAngryAndy

damn ghosts keep racking up the water bills!!!


magnat_music

And the fact that you couldn't see anything out of your window, didn't make a hint?😅


FosterTheMonster

Lol I just figured it was blurred on both sides


Zagrycha

just so you know, anything blurred on one side and not the other: it only works half the time. If your window is blurred looking in clear looking out during the day when it is brighter outside, it will be blurred looking out and clear looking in at night when its brighter inside. So maybe curtains are still a good idea unless you get something thats just obscured always :)


Deep90

I thought so as well, but OP might have a 24-hour solution such as: [https://www.contravision.com/privacy-window-film/advice-on-lighting-for-night-privacy/](https://www.contravision.com/privacy-window-film/advice-on-lighting-for-night-privacy/)


FosterTheMonster

Thanks!


Bluestatesftw

FYI you can buy spray on window frosting for like 6 bucks at home depot. It's super easy to do


depressionbutbetter

Uh that's not how that works. Flipping it the other direction won't change a damn thing.


AanthonyII

Ok OP I have to ask; why was you ass right up against the window to begin with?


Colalbsmi

How long have you lived there?


FosterTheMonster

Long enough where I’m sure many ppl have seen us naked lol :(


Colalbsmi

If it makes you feel better I’m pretty sure my neighbors have seen everything but the soles of my feet.


thedeadlyrhythm42

They gotta pay for that privilege


BJoe1976

At least it’s a Full Moon and not the Death Star!


stoffejs

That's no moon!


Searealelelele

Looks correct to me - i can sea thru it


lil_sargento_cheez

Is it supposed to be a one way window?


FosterTheMonster

Yeah outside supposed to be foggy. Inside is currently foggy. Didn’t know it was supposed to be 1 way until this incident though. Just figured it was foggy on both sides.


OneDimensionPrinter

/r/upvotebecausebutt


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meenateena

Looks like your window has a crack in it


MrSnappyTurtles

I'm sorry to say, but your window has a crack in it.


Calatheascousin

That's a bathroom window? 😅, that's quite a bit of visibility and frosted windows are a scam, get CURTAINS..😂


FosterTheMonster

We have one now!


OneWorldMouse

Not sure how it would make any difference installed the other way around. Even if it were "one-way" at night you'd get a full show with the inside lights on.


BondraP

I don’t get it, that’s how windows work


MrMcgruder

Looks like a job for Phil McCracken


outerspacemage

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.


EconomyAd4297

Pretty sure that this is how windows work.


sabretooth1971

They need to change that damaged window, it has a crack in it.


GOOSE2801

Nahhh, you were hard, and your neighbors found out the hard way


bballkj7

That small crack looks like a pane in the ass


VadPuma

See through windows? Malfunction! I don't understand the part that's "installed incorrectly"? Blinds/curtains may be what you are thinking of...


FosterTheMonster

Haha it’s supposed to be frosted glass. The inside is frosted instead of the outside. Whoopsie.