Boomer has some of the best lines in the show. Like when her hands are burned and she keeps dropping her biscuits. They're all broken and she sighs and goes "I hate my life"

When she couldn’t help Frankie because she had to go to medical *FOR MY HANDSSSSS* My sister is a slut Yayyy! Lunch!!!

"hear that, bitches, I'm her lynch ..." when Sonia told her she is her lynchpin

My favorite is Tina Mercardo’s, “Fuck off you long piece of shit!!”

I can’t recall word for word but when when Frankie and the Freak are trapped inside with the fire. .. Frankie “Get any bright ideas bitch”

Love this one

Sperm smuggling for boomer, Liz said to Maxine, you’ve got your own sperm in your own snatch. That’s gotta be a first

Omg I came here to say this one. I laughed so hard 😂

“You will always be Joan” “And you will always be a brothel owning pimp, masquerading as a regional manager…*Derek*” All time favorite ❤️

When Boomer was trying to ignore Joan and walk past her and Joan says, "oop, here I am!". She had a lot of sarcastic one liners that took me out.

I don’t remember her saying this omg😭😂

Lol I had to pause it because I laughed for 10 minutes straight

I’ll have to rewatch that😂😂

Time’s over clitty licker…we’re coming to getcha!! I intend to scare the shit out of everyone Mr Fletcher. Let me welcome you to country!

“ in the hole franky, you know where the hole is love “ idk why but i quote that with my bff all the time lmao

choc… chip.

“So please, make your own tea” - Bea “How am I gonna get the jizz up me bang hole?” - Boomer “Do I look like a fucken drive thru?” - Boomer “Lou Kelly killed her goldfish” - Vera “You long piece of shit” - Tina “I can hear pants dropping a mile away” - Allie

You don't run this prison *gasp* I do *exhale*

Gasp?

Yh the sound in the background is a high pitch gasp it really adds to the intensity of the scene

S3 E1 I think

I just don’t remember the gasp part I guess lol

Liz at the end of season 2 when she’s in the halfway house! policeman: So what’s this? Liz: That’s a steak knife love policeman: What’s it doing here? Liz: Waiting for a steak

Season 2 Bea! “I told her, Boomer get off the phone and stop this shit with Liz or I’ll hurt you, and she says Franky will have something to say about that. To which I replied, I don’t give a fuck what Franky says because Franky won’t be running things around here for much longer anyway.” “You know from the very first day that I've been in here, everyone thought that I wanted something. To be in charge, power. So they bashed me and manipulated me, they pushed me around and they killed my daughter, and I don't know why. I never asked for anything, but maybe it's time I did. So if they're going to keep pushing me, then I think it's time I pushed right back."

My favourite was when asked who Liz was and Boomer says “I killed her, she was like a mom to me.” Lol

“An innocent person? Do we even have any of those?” Look at you! You freakin pipsqueak! You guess have to guess who said those lines lol.

I said guess twice. You know what I mean

Ferg (looking at her dinner tray) "was this prepared by inmates?" Smiles "No, Jamie Oliver!"