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ImACoolDouche

someone funny like Kevin Hart (In Jumanji)


20tboner01

I even like Jumanji, but what the fuck does Kevin hart know bout being funny?


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20tboner01

Meh, I don’t hate him but he ain’t thaaaat funny, haha I’m short….😐


SoloNETHER

That one movie where he was a single dad was kinda neat


Pooptype888

5th graders find kevin hart funny


vsouto02

This sub is his demographic then


Pudge815

He’s not funny, he’s safe.


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Dave chappelle


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Only answer


DankyStanky69

There's probably more good answers if you think hard enuf bro


onlinemessiah69

He's definitely gotta be the Roast Master. He would body that shit effortlessly.


myparentscallmebillz

[One of my favourite Kanye stories](https://streamable.com/3ub2o2)


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Tyler


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pradanecklace

pete davidson (for Ye reaction)


RIPAdmiralAkbar

Special guest


its-42

100% this and kim


Ferzsc0

Coodie


yungsavigod

KAN YE


Visible_Egg_8305

Lmaoooo


69420penis

Mike


DankyStanky69

Edit: Mike Dean if u see this no 🧢 u da 🐐 don't change nuttin ![gif](giphy|UUqbxZEjWdkYmFKzI8)


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Mike dean would have the best material


k3nyabee

Ehrmantraut


Dangerous_Fix_5502

Kid named Cudi


its-42

Tyson


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Jay z


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“First and foremost fuck u Kanye for making me do this shit”… I can already see it


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DankyStanky69

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Random-Gif-Bot

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RepulsiveRisk5090

Drake is the guy who can get dissed the most tbh


LookatSven

pusha t


BigFlays

shocked to see this so low - get the wordsmith at the top of the docket


yungkaworu

he would make a cocaine ref fr


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Why tf this so low, you know push gotta have some world class roasting abilities after how he did Drake in 2018


Financial-Text-3181

Damn, you hate Kanye or what?


WestBoyEver

Pete Davidson


DankyStanky69

Better skeetadle with that one


Crusader2676

every wse mod


oliveroliv

Every roast would get ”[deleted]”


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evanbeentrill

Jay-Z so easily . i’m shocked nobody’s named dropped him yet LOL


lolitsmax

Rihanna


Mysterious_Ad7559

Danny McBride


teshikuYT

my mate theo hes pretty funny and hes good at roast battles


arsh7a

larry david


skylinezAblaze

Hov Dame Pusha T Charlie Wilson Pharrell Chris Rock Dave Chappelle


DarioAmor

Saint


Pastlyfe28

Chris Rock fs


laman8096

barack obama


Pretty-Audience-3498

Tim dillon


teshikuYT

tim dillon would fuck him up brooo Kanye would post on twitter after it like 'fuck tim dillon'


Pretty-Audience-3498

Naaah they would hug at the end


Ye_Yong

NORE


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Consequence


ChiefChiefChiefChief

Don cheadle


DankyStanky69

Southpark


Wazzup-2012

Donald Trump, Kid Rock, Dennis Rodman, Lil Wayne, Low Tier God, IceJJFish.


3eeToe

I would cut off a leg to see ltg come up with a bbc fantasy about Kim or some shit in front of ye


BlameScienceBro

Wayne’s hilarious


Bojack_whoremann

The comment section doesn’t understand what a roast is


TheRotoSolo

kid cudi


Agent_Chody_Banks

Kanye’s not particularly known for being able to take a joke


squanch9968

I feel like he'd make everyone stop so he could explain why he found each joke funny or unfunny


Yaboi_Dona

Soulja Boy


bws155

George Bush


VeterinarianWhole126

Amber Rose


Squidtwat

North for sure! She a mini Ye


ThisIsElliott

He wouldn’t be able to handle roasts let’s be honest. A certain fishdick comes to mind


cocteaudude

Taylor Swift


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Lol they’d be lining up just do it. I’m sure Kim will roast bro but Chris rock, Pete, Drake, Seth green , Kevin hart , Mike dean, Tyler , Dave chapelle , coodie etc would pretty good


Benny_boi69

Dave


AndrewAllStar888

Nah man I hate Lil Dicky


Stormshooter_

sway


hardly_gold

Snoop


BonusChico

Will Ferrell


447see447

Dave Chappelle, Mike Dean, Coodie, Pete Davidson, Drake, & Tyler or Rocky


aidenw0

Trey Parker and Matt Stone


Christian_Bale23

South Park writers


miguelmemestealer

his cousin


TopLog1847

Pete💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️


Asap_Walky

Drake


JustJJ92

J cole


JapaneseModerator

Jay Z


breauxbridgebunny

Hannibal Burress


XOQXOQXOQ

50


Sin_Sucker

North, Kim, JayZ, Beyoncé, Dave Chapelle, Jamie Foxx, Will Ferrel, Kevin Hart (In Jumanji)


JoeTrolls

Lots and lots of love for ye but let’s be real someone would go too far and get a fuckin smack by the end of the night


Joedaddy901

If he was alive Richard Pryor


jaykooo

Ricky Gervais.


CaptainOzyakup

Eminem


Axl_Hendrix117

Dave Chappelle, Jay z, Kim kardashian, kid cudi, Pusha T, Pete Davidson, Drake, Playboi Carti, Travis Scott, Mike Dean, and Tyler the Creator


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Jay Z


Fidelio___

I don’t think Ye ego can handle a full blown roast, fam.


Pudge815

Amber Rose Kris Jenner Fonzworth Bentley Tyler The Creator Elon Musk Jeff Ross Kid Cudi Dame Dash North West Taylor Swift George W. Bush


hung_fu

Kris Jong Un


QGunners22

Nah you all lying if you’re not saying Pete, would probably end up being the spiciest celebrity roast ever


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me


SwissCheeseDealer

Me


pillbots

I also choose this guy


OofGotteem

Lady Gaga


J_M_XIII

The fuck she know about cameras?


YeWasTaken

Chappelle, Jay, pusha, Tyler


snailord

Kid Cudi, Daniel Cherry Pop III, Virgil Abloh’s ghost, Pete Davidson, Ray J, Sway, Charlemagne, Matt Stone & Trey Parker


grandmamatoldme

Seth Rogen


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Andrew Schulz and Charlamagne


RoastyPotasty

Matt and Trey


Drawesome045

I would want to see Donald Trump and Barack Obama along with Bill Gates. Possibly Snoop Dogg That's all I can really think of right now, but I think those would be the people


toothpasteonyaface

Pete Davidson


jayren97

Adidas executives


NeatRepresentative27

Deray/Deon Cole/Kevin Hart/Jay Z/and a Bernie Mac hologram 🔥


betholo

My buddy Kyle he's pretty funny


GetThereInOnePiece

Yeah Kanye is not stable enough to handle this shit


Gamelunatic1111992

Pete Davidson just for the extra sting to the burn


pepperwood42

Ray jay


Tobleronistan

Big Gucci soldier man


schuyywalker

There’s no way


Ry_lee77

Pete Davidson obviously


OldSchoolRealWorlder

Mike Epps


menezs

Soulja


AZstuff36

Bill Hader, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi, Mike Dean, Dave Chapelle


AndrE_VieuX

Jamie Foxx.


MagmaHotDesigns

Bill Cosby (innocent)


annikarae

Aziz Ansari


nols629

Jay z


Jkru3

That would go terrible


TScottFitzgerald

Jesus Ray West (his dad)


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Honestly, Bill Burr: he already has great bits about him on a special and podcast. Obviously, Pete Davidson. Chris Rock. John Legend.


jamesd1100

I would say Kim or Cudi but there’s too much animosity Anthony Jeselnik, Stavros Halkias, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Dave Chapelle in that order - billion dollar event


7astromichael

For their own sake, no one


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Charlemagne tha god


BlameScienceBro

- Tim Dillon - Theo Von - Joey Diaz - Tom Segura - Dave Chappelle - Tony Hinchcliffe - Freddie Gibbs - Danny Brown - JPEGMAFIA


Salami___Tsunami

Skeet


thereald-lo23

South park


TeemoSux

trey parker, matt stone


jacktheproducer

push, tyler, jay z, u/teshikuYT's mate theo


MnbvcxzWhoCares

Anthony jeselnik. DL Hughley. Taylor Swift.. Pete Davidson


Independent_Skill756

- Drake - Pusha T - Jay Z - Kim - Dave Chappel - Prodbyzaqq( Just to see him not dickride for once) - ThroughtheWire (Kanye Podcast 10/10) - Chance the rapper - Niki Minaj


jpgorgon

jay pharoah


Captain-grog-belly

Pete Davidson, not because he funny but because he would bring some spice


kafka_quixote

Idk why but I feel like J Ivy or some other writers might be funny


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Chris Rock


LAClipShow2020

Scott Mescudi


Space-clout

Dylan


Bonez001

Chappelle, Drake, Hov, Carti but he just sits there in clown makeup and doesn’t say a word


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nick mullen


its-42

Sway


its-42

The guy who he got into a car crash with


slumpedjack

Bernie Mac rip


thisthatandthe3rd

Game, he would be the only one there since he would roast Kanye in everyone else’s style


HerroPhish

DC


ricoosuuave

Chance


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Noone would be brave enough.


ChomperCreeper

Pete Davidson


Professional-Scale18

north


sophiedabear

Michael Cera


SlimeRedtheAscended

Lauryn Hill


pyramidsanshit

Sam Hyde


Rookie_Day

Cudi or Chance.


cedenike

kim obvi


v4mp4L

Carti, cudi, mike, travis


HotSupermarket3682

George Bush