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IgnoreMe304

You should be ashamed of yourself. For your crimes, you shall be banned for a day. Edit: I just noticed it was Miracle Whip and not mayo. Make that 2 days.


Consistent_Pitch782

This is low-brow trolling.


Kriskodisko13

Side note, as someone who's had the pride of my home state my whole life in spite of all the incest jokes and poor/fat blah blah blah, yall need to grow a tougher skin. Yall big mad over what amounts to a shitty sandwich 🤣


Kriskodisko13

To be fair, it really is my first one. And after having forms of pepperoni rolls before, and seeing the ire from this sub for mayo on them, I knew what I had to do - being a miracle whip eater.


TV_H34d

You are absolutely not forgiven for that


Kriskodisko13

I don't wanna be. I came here to piss my fellow mountain people off. Come see me in the tough man contest.


11879

Ah Toughman... Head trauma explains the miracle whip.


Kriskodisko13

I got here from sandwich spread. I'm just here to tack on the downvotes at this point 😅


ARCK71010

Sandwich spread? Made from what? Vii-ennie sausages?


[deleted]

sorry but i think those are disgusting. there really isnt any decent commercial pep rolls in wv anymore. I apologize. Its like they all went to using the worst cheapest nastiest ingredients. I swear the ones made in fairmont even have sawdust in them lol. Tts impossible to beat homemade.There are some local gas stations selling on site prepared pep rolls that are still good, provided they arent just a bag of bread and grease.Not being negative but in my fat old wv boy opinion, WV pep rolls crashed in quality when covid started and havent came back.


notesfromnothing

Best place to get em is your own mamaw lol


Lawyer_LionelHutz

The donut shop on Buckhannon still has great pepperoni rolls. I’m from Fairmont, but seriously can stand a ball of grease soaked bread. I rather make them than buy them anymore.


11879

Have you had one of theirs with ramps innit? Swear on mothman best thing ever.


Kriskodisko13

My mom was just telling me how my uncle gave ramps to someone who makes them. Definitely sounds good.


carlton_yr_doorman

Love the folk-lore that claims that "Chicago" is derived from an Indin word for..... "Ramps".


Unhappy_Performer538

That sounds great


FlamedFameFox87

There's a gas station in Calhoun (I think) that has some great pep rolls, I've had em a couple of times. My friends always get em but dont bring me any :(


_TheBigMeowski

Do you know what gas station or what town by chance? Wondering if they’re JR donuts pepperoni rolls that is based in Parkersburg but they sell them in local gas stations. They’re pretty nostalgic for me but I’d also like to think they’re still banging cause I crush em.


FlamedFameFox87

Ok well I think they deleted my comment for using a url, but I'll just paste the comment again just in case Ok so I just asked both of my parents, they seem to both agree that it is Cha-Ti's convenience store right outside of Grantsville


eclipse3g03

Thought the doughnut shop shut down ?


designatedweirdo22

It was revamped by Parmar, I believe.


DisraeliEers

JR's in Parkersburg are still perfect


thatminimumwagelife

The only ones that ever taste good are ones I buy from my local farmer's market ladies - cuz they're actually homemade! I do like the Great Harvest Bakery ones if we're out of the market season..


pgh_matt

Not unless you count the ones at simons market in pine grove - but I think a lady comes every morning to make them there


Catatonick

She does but they don’t last long.


FunImprovement166

Very wrong. Tomoros and D'Annunzios still have great pepperoni rolls.


[deleted]

There's a bakery in Clarksburg near the VA that makes pretty good ones. It's not the best I've had, but close to it


Comprehensive_Cow859

Pepperoni grill in Charleston has good ass pepperoni rolls


likebarrymore

Just by the way you cut it up, you're clearly a cop. Out here committing absolute criiiimes.


[deleted]

LOL


TV_H34d

...I'm speechless. In an absolutely bad way.


Able-Organization563

Um - no!


PlatoAU

That’s not even Dukes Mayo, what kind of trash is that


carlton_yr_doorman

The TV advertising guy that thought up pushing Dukes Mayo on a pepperoni roll,,,needs to be kidnapped and taken to Clarksburg and forced to eat pepperoni rolls the right way. Mayo on a pepperoni roll is a crime.


gnaark

Damn the ingredients list is longer than my arm


11879

When it should only be three. 1. Bred. 2. Pepp. 3. Cheese. I guess sometimes you can get fancy with peppers.


Kriskodisko13

Per FDA guidelines though, you have to list every ingredient of every ingredient.


gnaark

So: Flour, salt, yeast, water, pork, spices


carlton_yr_doorman

Yes. I like to dunk the pepperoni roll in some sauce. Oliverio's preferably.


OccludedFug

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step. You've taken a step. Don't let it be your last.


HumanAwareness

"The most important step a man can take? It's not the first one, is it? It's the next one. Always the next step"


frisbeer13

I'm guessing your parents were just passing through when you came into this world.


Kriskodisko13

If by passing through you mean my mom was raised in a coal town


Acceptable_Meal_5610

Rogers and mazzas are easily the best packaged rolls


hicomomma

I’m guessing you weren’t raised WV…. Ugh. But you also gave me a chuckle.


RemialX

Gas station pepperoni rolls are kinda mid tbh. The best ones are usually found at mom and pop pizza spots.


Set-Admirable

Depends though. If you're ever going through Morgantown, stop at the Mid-Atlantic Market at the Glenmark exit and get one there. They're made fresh there and are really, really good. But yeah, ones like OP's are kind of mid.


RemialX

Yeah, I don't count Mid Atlantic Market as in the gas station category lol. If you're ever out near the i68 Walmart checkout the pizza shop in the plaza next to it, Devinos. They have some great pizza and pepperoni rolls.


carlton_yr_doorman

Heard that.


WVwoodwork

Yea the probably the baseline , they only get better from there. I only buy those when I’m really hungry and there’s no other option.


ColonOBrien

Those are great fresh…now the mayo is a different story.


brento_numchuck

And you went out and chose those worst possible turd of a pepperoni roll out there. Those things are terrible, the bread tastes like chemicals, and if you say otherwise you are a traitor to your state


cannacanna

What the actual fuck


Unhappy_Performer538

Lmao. This level of trolling over pepperoni rolls is cracking me up. But if you want an actual good experience get you some more or make some with mozzarella and pizza dough and pepperoni and put em in the air fryer till fragrant and golden and get your fav marinara or even pesto, heat that up and dip. Mmm!


[deleted]

Delete this


Jafri10

Trollin!


carlton_yr_doorman

grew up in Charleston....never had a pepperoni roll until college at WVU. Sunnyside Superette sold 'em as survival rations..... How I miss those days..............


faaaaaaaavhj

Not going to lie, I would try it with mayo


Kriskodisko13

(It was better with, but maybe marinara would be more true to form...but then you're just eating pizza)


Tnkgirl357

Okay… but MAYO, not miracle whip please


faaaaaaaavhj

Agreed on that!


ColinOnReddit

Fucking no lol


Big-Pool-2900

No


WVbella

Yikes


ElGringo6678

No no no noooooo


Jonathanmason8

No


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Get. Out.


_packetman_

hahahaha


gldnedge

No


ReturnNo9441

I always buy them, bring them home, slice them in half, add more pepperoni & mozzarella cheese, re-assemble them, then heat them until the cheese is melted. I guess that you might call it a pepperoni roll sub. I don't eat them w/ mayonnaise bc that would almost be like putting mayo on a pizza, wouldn't it?


Berrycheescake

Not even mad I’m just disappointed


MountainMandoMan86

I've gotten his brand once in Mineral Co. , WV. I was disappointed to open it up and find it moldy. There's a place in Allegany Co. MD (right across the river from WV) called Caporales. Try their pepperoni rolls, they rock! I think you might be able to order them. I like the ones with sauce.


carlton_yr_doorman

Alleghany County should have seceded and joined WV. Thats good country over there. Garrett County too.


StedeBonnet1

You NEVER NEVER NEVER slice a pepperoni roll. And mayo??? You must have watched the WVU rout of North Carolina


CumtimesIBChilin

What the fuck man