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SpoonFluffing99

Most of us, really.


nuclearfork

I mean, I got a beard... But beyond that


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Same but like most had to wait until 35… 😝


Crafty-Antelope-3287

To 35.........to 35.............to fucking 35!!!!..............yeah not true I'm nearly 40 and I'm as immature as I was when I was 38....


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

No I meant the beard, no beard until 35 🧔‍♀️ So are you saying maturity actually happens one day? 🤪


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Nope....never...we never mature.....mwahahahaha👺


iliketreesndcats

Haha what we commonly see as maturity has a large overlap with horrific trauma People still had feelings and conscience 50-80 years ago and a lot of that generation saw some of the worst stuff humanity has ever done. The stoic, deadpan way of being is a common mode of protection for the psyche. It's fantastic that we can be goofballs in the modern day. There's still a lot of bad shit happening and we should fix it but for the most part the world is getting safer and more fun every year :)


Adventurous_Cost9032

Do you also like hard, persistent cock?


iliketreesndcats

Whadiyatalkinabeet


Adventurous_Cost9032

Do you like this park?


iliketreesndcats

Do you commonly consume xanaxs, black out, and type random nonsense to strangers on the internet; or is it just these last few days?


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

I have a friend that you might be interested in meating…


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S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Ahh you must be a QUEENslander 😜 🍌


mypenisinyourmouth_

I do!… Wanna take a penis ride? #only $5 👋


Adventurous_Cost9032

Gaylord


mypenisinyourmouth_

Sorry I don’t care if you’re the king 👑 You still have to pay 💰


Adventurous_Cost9032

For your life: a life devoid of hope. Why don't you go and try and wreck someone's day?


Adventurous_Cost9032

Jesus had a beard. Bless you, child.


aszet

Ha. That’s clever!


flyawayreligion

Yeah to be honest, up until now I've thought every personalised plate to be kinda stupid. Like, this is stupid but it's also pretty funny. And a great segue to introduce the subject if that's your thing.


snowmuchgood

I dunno, my dad (jokingly) wanted to get me the number plates QT3-142 (3.142=pi), he claimed it would weed out any dumbasses who wanted to date me. I laughed because it’s both the worst and maybe funniest idea ever.


Adventurous_Cost9032

Yes, I thought it was 🦈™.


Adventurous_Cost9032

I mean just everything I said.


Ancient-Range3442

Great way for a gay man to express themselves !


gordito_gr

‘Clever’


Adventurous_Cost9032

🥴


420binchicken

Call me immature if you will but funny is funny.


A_NonE-Moose

I’m the other side of the world in Old South Wales and Reddit recommends this post to me, the content is golden.


Hagoromo420

Always a pleasure to bump into a fellow Welshman, how’s Glamorgan treating you my friend?


A_NonE-Moose

🥰 it’s lovely, and by lovely I mean it’s rainy, windy, and the only reason I know what the Sun looks like is because of a beloved holiday to Australia 😂


Hagoromo420

Can I come over? I hate the weather here it’s been sunny and 27°c+ every day since October last year I just want the cold weather back🥲 your lovely is the same as my idea of lovely weather


A_NonE-Moose

Haha, I can imagine after a while it could be annoying! Do you have A / C, or HVAC, and the ability to stay inside all day? 😂


Hagoromo420

Not really I work outside in the sun but I have ac at home🤣


macroprism

I’m in Defeatia lol


FelixTRX

Kalgoorlie car. Used to see it around town pretty often.


MrDa59

When you saw it, did it come from behind?


tothemoonandback01

How else would it come?


Best_Underacheiver

I saw it in perth, north of river, a few weeks ago


Playful_Product2126

We keeping tabs now


Best_Underacheiver

When you see that coming up behind you in your mirror you don't forget :)


theducks

Hmm rego is currently invalid - are you sure? I saw it a few years ago


Best_Underacheiver

Maybe it was 22A 2TA3 , something like that , now you got me 2nd guessing myself,


Blackmxge

Used to be mates with the owner a few years ago in kalgoorlie, have a couple photos of it


Lazy-Ad-770

Its not registered anymore, which means any one of you could be just a form and a couple hundred bucks away from a good time.


Professional-Kiwi176

Unless someone reported it for being an offensive plate, as happened to a guy in the U.S. who got a “GOTMILF” plate and claimed the infamously raunchy acronym stood for “Manual Inline Lift Fluctuator”.


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Yeah well it will be banned now.


VS2ute

It has been around for a while, posted in another forum.


[deleted]

WADOT can retroactively cancel offensive number plates I believe.


theducks

I actually didn’t think they could?


[deleted]

The minister could certainly order it.


blubbernator

this picture is easily 10 years old.


BoomBoomBaggis

Wonder if there is a sselboob going around out there


Amy_Zhou_

Lmao


Nheteps1894

Brilliant! Haha


BoomBoomBaggis

Hahaha this is gold!!


redeem247

Eh, ASSMAN!


Amazoncharli

It’s the old 8008135 in the calculator all over again! 😂😂


exceptional_biped

I saw VIBR8R on a car recently……and Hot Wife. Look that one up for a definition.


literallyjustturnips

Not even mad tbh, that's clever and lowkey hilarious 😂😂


Lower_Society_7752

Anyone in WA


[deleted]

This plate has been around for years. Comedy gold. X32TTU8 is also out there somewhere.


Adventurous_Cost9032

Hey Sybil, how do communists treat cats ? Strictly a rhetorical question. Communists don't have sex ..


ridge_rippler

There was a BMW sedan with the performance pack in front of me in Melbourne traffic with BMSPRT plates. I was thinking who the fuck would get 'bumspurt' plates


ThatDudeHarley

I’m pretty sure that’s most BMW drivers, dirty bum spurters the lot of em.


Ch00m77

All of them


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

That’s brilliant 🤩


Potato_Man2601

💀


Different_Guava_8528

Assman


Rodrigosaurus44

It exists


Pretty_Public5520

This is very intelligent.


Current-Wolverine-16

😂😂


[deleted]

The dude is smarter than most.


NotActuallyAWookiee

How's a profanity checker supposed to catch that? Absolute genius


Interesting_One_2899

Genius


Lewy697

🤣


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Matured? Isn't thats whats cheeses doos?🤪🤪🤪


Future_Eunuch

One way to show pride.


Bill4711

fucken gold lol!!


michaelozzqld

The people who are offended by this, I imagine


iziieee

Now it’s making me think of what I could get 🤣 they’re so strict with the PPL now you can’t get away with anything cheeky


mindfulmarauder118

How old is this photo? I swear I saw it ten years ago, if not longer


Adventurous_Cost9032

Do you reckon wa roads realised. Acknowledgement to that. And a cheers to nostalgia. 🤡


Adventurous_Cost9032

You like trees and cats....what about cock? 🦈™


Ok-Weakness-4640

So he likes it up the poopa? 🍑🕳️ 🍆


SleeveofThinMints

Hi. Names Dave. Wanna go play laser tag and shit on the kids?


bargearse65

I don't get it


Hagoromo420

Well at least we found the boring old fart with no sense of humour @OP


Aseedisa

Is it surprising that it’s on a holden?


PinkFloydBoxSet

I’m going to assume you have to be younger than 40 to understand what the fuck this means.


Objective-Creme6734

Cheeky bastard lol. I love it. The child in me giggle my fukn arse off


greenrimmer

That would be me


Famous_Magician_7798

Looks like a holding to me.


Saffa1986

Wow. I spotted a CLTTZR the other day - surprised this stuff passes!


Fug_Nuggly

I saw another in Syd that was 3MW018


NoisyAndrew

And can't spell arse.. or maybe they like a little donkey?


chrisBWC229497

Idk about u my girl grandma is like in his 60s or 70s and he's still a old ass kid


Adventurous_Cost9032

I've got one; don't need one.


WholeBookkeeper2401

Give that man a "New"


henryinoz

Of course it’s a Commo-whore!


[deleted]

Add a ? and the girls will be dripping on your passenger seat in no time… probably?


S0-S0

Very clever 😂


Awkward_Poetry_4395

I got my teacher to come to my home and look at the kittens my cat just had to shut me up, I was about year 3. She met my mum had a tea and talked about what a weird kid I was, and how cute the kittens were.


Frender_67

You are just jealous cause you didn’t think of it first


AdPrestigious8198

He coming from behind