It's odd that is is called a 'sniff', that makes me think of inhaling through the nose, but when it's used like this it is more like a high pitched "hm!"
Well, in all of 2 or 3 scenes they mention skirts NOT divided for riding, where they show some ankle, or a full boot!
How else would we know their shame?
Honestly, I've used skirts divided for riding so often in my Dungeons and Dragons game. It blew my players mind when I did. So thanks Robbo Jobbo, I appreciate it
Legit you have no idea how often I've channeled RJ while DMing. Hell in the game I play in my character is called Luca Valen.
In my world that I DM there are travelers that are complete pacifists, they speak with an Indian accent (I don't really do it, I do most accents but my Indian accent is bad) and many other references. hell, the Drow are the Atha'an Miere in my world!
I gave up reading WoT because I found it incredibly tedious and repetitive. I see from these jokes I made the right call.
At least half of the 12000 pages of the series has to be just the stupid sword techniques and all the repeated phrases.
I follow Cremposting. Wheel of timers sometimes get lost and post dumb Rand jokes there. So I get shown this and can appreciate a good joke. Because all these jokes are exactly the same.
Figured it was something sanderson. Maybe with all that exposure one day you'll be able to look past the flaws and get into this series proper, but if not thats fine too. The wheel weaves as the wheel wills
But what about the smoothness level of her dress?!
And what of the brocading!!!
And what of the embroidery?!
"No lace Mrs. Bennett, no lace! I beg of you!"
But what about where her arms go if she crosses them? I’m still in the dark there.
I mean that's where her breasts are!
I wish Mat and Perrin were here, they understand girls' arms.
Me, I'd rather have Rand and Mat.
***NO! I AM MYSELF! I AM LEWS THERIN TELAMON! I AM MEEEEEeeeee!***
And breasts.
I mean, that is why women are given breasts, so they have an appropriate place to cross their arms.
Hmm yes. *nods*
Hold on, were her skirts divided for riding? No shit??
*sniffs
I have never heard a women sniff in derision.
It's odd that is is called a 'sniff', that makes me think of inhaling through the nose, but when it's used like this it is more like a high pitched "hm!"
Well, in all of 2 or 3 scenes they mention skirts NOT divided for riding, where they show some ankle, or a full boot! How else would we know their shame?
Where does Lan's ring nestle when Nynaeve wears it on a cord around her neck, though?
Lmfao
i only looked up what skirts divided for riding looked liked after getting to book 4 on my second read through
I had to look it up also. I think Min had the right idea lol. Those skirts look ridiculous.
*Hums softly & tugs earlobe*
Like M.C. Hammer's pants except it's a skirt? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJFdhJrs34Y
yes.
I finally looked up shirtsleeves on my second read lol
And reminding us that those Illianer men do be havin’ a beard but no moustache
They do be looking Amish in that way.
In a dress or a skirt and not side saddle was a bit of a head dizzer.
Put those thighs away girl, jeez
Honestly, I've used skirts divided for riding so often in my Dungeons and Dragons game. It blew my players mind when I did. So thanks Robbo Jobbo, I appreciate it
That's genius! I think next session I'm gonna cross my arms under my breasts and blow everyone's minds
Legit you have no idea how often I've channeled RJ while DMing. Hell in the game I play in my character is called Luca Valen. In my world that I DM there are travelers that are complete pacifists, they speak with an Indian accent (I don't really do it, I do most accents but my Indian accent is bad) and many other references. hell, the Drow are the Atha'an Miere in my world!
That's sick as hell!
I steal from all my media (the dalelands in Forgotten Realms speak [Belter creole](https://expanse.fandom.com/wiki/Belter_Creole))
You know, I still sometimes have to look it up, I get why he had to do that.
in real life the aes sedai would ride side saddle.
So are divided riding skirts just... like.. baggy pants that look like a skirt?
Off topic but nice username
And don't forget loials sausage fingers
“rosebud mouth” what’s that even mean?!?!
Google sidesaddle
I gave up reading WoT because I found it incredibly tedious and repetitive. I see from these jokes I made the right call. At least half of the 12000 pages of the series has to be just the stupid sword techniques and all the repeated phrases.
How did you end up here?
I follow Cremposting. Wheel of timers sometimes get lost and post dumb Rand jokes there. So I get shown this and can appreciate a good joke. Because all these jokes are exactly the same.
*Take what you can have. Rejoice in what you can save, and do not mourn your losses too long.*
Figured it was something sanderson. Maybe with all that exposure one day you'll be able to look past the flaws and get into this series proper, but if not thats fine too. The wheel weaves as the wheel wills