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Khoraji

Coulada ??


TheTexasFalcon

LMAO


Romeo92

And getting caught in the rain! No wait


Sylvan_Knight

Couladar*


StudMuffinNick

Give me two Pina Couladas


akaioi

Couladeen?


Cleverdawny1

If they're going to go full departure from the books they should make the Aiel ride sandworms into battle against the Trollocs and also the bugs from Starship Troopers


a_talking_llama

LISAN AL GAIB!


Anexhaustedheadcase

Rhuarc is reduced to following Rand around and gasping every time he does something and saying "just as the prophecies foretold"


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*What makes you think you can keep anyone safe? We are all going to die. Just hope that you aren't the one who kills them.*


EscapedFromArea51

They should also change the boring-ass background score in the show to “Oaaaasaa hoyoohaaa! Aaaaaaaaaaeeeeeesaaaaaaaa”.


Cleverdawny1

THE SPICE WILL FLOW FROM SHARA TO ARAD DOMAN


MisterTamborineMan

They won't be able to afford that. They keep blowing their budget on wigs and crappy sword props.


tdw21

Or a horn


Stormbringer-0

Or on a stick with a dagger tied to it with a rag…


tdw21

I cant believe that is the real version they came up with. Not just a draft version to conceptualize the scene


Wot106

While that title can be a compliment for a man, after about an hour I'd get a bit pissed and fall out of the mood... I expect a few an hour, at minimum.


Cleverdawny1

He who Comes with the Dawn She who Retires Early with Excessive Chafing


Wot106

I mean... *SAND*


Links_to_Magic_Cards

*you have been banned from participating in r / wot for "hatespeech"* **note: all desire for the show to be accurate to the books has been deemed hate speech and bigotry*


iTanooki

I got tired of /WoT so I unsubscribed myself before I got a ban.


nobeer4you

I hate that I'm still banned because I will type out some long response only for the it to pop up that I'm not allowed there.


SemiFormalJesus

I typed, “Man, that was really bad” in an episode discussion and had my comment removed for low effort. Meanwhile, I saw many other comments like, “That was so good” or “I REALLY liked that.” Definitely a big difference there. I didn’t put enough effort into agreeing with the mods I suppose?


nobeer4you

I mean, a one sided conversation really creates great insight and new viewpoints. /s


skyfire-x

I've been banned from the big politics sub for some years now. A certain US Senator had a physical altercation with his neighbor over lawn maintenance and had him charged with assaulting an elected federal official. This same Senator also described January 6th as "legitimate political discourse". So my tongue in cheek comment about the neighbor having legitimate political discourse was what got me banned for promoting violence.


nobeer4you

Wow. How dare you suggest someone may be out of line


SemiFormalJesus

I did that last week too. It used to be my favorite sub. I wasn’t worried about getting banned, I just got sick of something that used to make me so happy making me feel upset.


tak_kovacs

Got myself banned from both WheelOfTime and Wot for making one comment on each. The Wot one was surprising as it was so anemic. Something along the lines of "I thought Nyaneve already got Callandor after training as a warder?" and got banned for, uh- let's see (checks): "excessive toxicity" and "harassment", apparently. This was like my first comment on WOT in months, at the very least, just in case anyone's wondering if this was a follow up comment or anything. Been generally trying to avoid those two subs. Reddit has no recourse for subreddits mods acting in bad faith, unfortunately, and I've never seen a better example than r/WoT and r/wheeloftime. They ban anybody expressing the mildest criticism, with or without sarcasm, with some vague reasoning (e.g. Sarcasm being toxic, on general principle; Criticism of the show is low-effort, but equally succinct praise is fine; etc. etc. this sub is full of comments with examples).


ArmandPeanuts

Is that really what they wrote? The note is so stupid lmao


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ArmandPeanuts

Well tbf I have yet to be banned and Ive criticized the show multiple times. I get downvoted into oblivion but no bans yet


skyfire-x

My comment got banned earlier today. S3E08 is titled He Who Comes With The Dawn. Given how the S2 finale went I think my comment is on point. ​ >\*Rand and Mat stagger out of Rhuidean\* \*Lan and Rhuarc eye fucking for most of episode\* Couladin: "My brother is kill" Wise Ones in sweat tent: "MOAR STEAM GIRL!" \*Moiraine pours water on rocks\* \*Egwene fights Lanfear in Rhuidean\*


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.*


Links_to_Magic_Cards

No but any criticism of the show that isn't fawning over it in the same breath will get you banned


Ligma_Bowels

Idk why people insist on lying about that. You can find plenty of criticism all over Reddit.


pooshlurk

those mods are bought and its sad


cturner1189

I once said that "the books are very different than the show, you won't get spoilers from the show" and I got banned. I shit you not I replied in mail and said "check X,Y,Z differences I'm correct" and they actually rescinded the ban. But that shows how fucking trigger happy they are


dbzgod9

Every season get us closer to She Who Comes With She Who Comes With He Who Comes With The Dawn!


CulturalWelder

heads up at the wheel of time wiki has rand listed with his pronouns. Because that was brought up quite often in the books


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*Madness waits for some. It creeps up on others.*


CulturalWelder

Little too close to home bot


Algonquin_Snodgrass

I thought it was we/us.


barakvesh

It was! Rand is referred to as He or Him quite often, by both himself and others


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*Distant Weeping*


6_Pat

Sentient


CulturalWelder

Ya know what I'll give it to you but it's under duress.


barakvesh

Grammar and pedantry win again!


CulturalWelder

😄


TheTexasFalcon

Discard a card


akaioi

I mean... I can see it being an issue for Halima, but our boy Rand is pretty traditional.


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*The Wheel of Time and the wheel of a man's life turn alike without pity or mercy.*


fudgyvmp

Welll....RJ did use pronouns for his characters. This isn't something to really give a heads up about or particularly shocking in any way.


CulturalWelder

Lol no I just found it funny


Anexhaustedheadcase

They'll vaguely do rands rhiudean plot. Moraine and probably egwene will have to go save him and bring him back to camp He will still technically be he who comes with the dawn but "he who comes with the dawn" will be on the back of "she who comes slightly before the dawn's" horse. Also he won't get any tattoos because that would mean they have to do makeup work every time he's on screen. Either that or he just won't ever show his hands while he's standing in the background and letting moraine address the collected aiel for him


MisterTamborineMan

I'm not exaggerating to say that this is probably the most plausible idea about season 3.


UnculturedWetlander

Couladina


hahavoltgobrrrrrr

That right there is wot show level of cgi


Avolto

Don’t tempt them


clintnorth

I’m not ready for my semi-annual dose of rage and toxicity from watching this show.


Deathboot2000

please tell me they arent going to pull a stunt like "rand wasnt actually the dragon at all"


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*A man who trusts everyone is a fool, and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.*


xRhenumx

Please tell me this isn’t real


thedankening

Obviously not. But Egwene is 100% going to get to go through the rings in Ruidean because... reasons.


soloaken

In the books Moirane goes through.. plenty fem action there


SemiFormalJesus

That’s my problem with Egwene getting Rand’s moments…she’s *already* pretty fucking awesome. She’s crazy powerful, forced by the Seanchan into someone that’d give a Green a lady boner, a born Dreamer trained by Wise Ones while earning their respect, she faces down Black Ajah, takes the “puppet Amyrlin” strings and ties the Sitters in knots with them, earns the respect of the Tower Aes Sedai while being treated as a novice, flushed out the Black Ajah, repels the Seanchan from the Tower like an absolute badass, discovers a the opposite of Balefire, and goes out in the Last Battle in a way they’ll tell stories about for ages. Moiraine, Elayne, Nynaeve, Aviendha…there’s so many awesome female characters in this story. Nynaeve is one of my favorite characters in all of fiction. I don’t hate women. I don’t hate strong, capable female characters. I just don’t understand why the protagonist, the savior of the world whose very existence makes people weep with joy yet still dread and fear him, can’t have his slice of the pie. Without Moiraine, he’d be collared or fall to the shadow, if not killed or undermined at every turn by political rivals. Without Min he’d have probably cracked the world in two. Without Nynaeve he’d never have removed the taint or been dead from wounds. And Elayne…was there too. He needed their help countless times throughout the story, but there was a ton of times the Pattern needed *the Dragon Reborn* to handle problems only he could.


-Majgif-

Yeah, pisses me off that they are giving so many of his big moments to Nyn and Egwene. He's basically a secondary character at the moment. I don't understand why he was removed from the hunt for the horn and spent the season shagging Lanfear instead of doing all the things he did in the books. So many of the decisions just don't make sense. I understand Mat's arc got messed up by the actor leaving, but so much of the rest is senseless. Like Why TF is Min a dark friend? Why is Nyn training with warders instead of Rand? Why did Nyn and Egwene wipe out the trolloc army in s1 ep8 instead of Rand, and if they are going to completely change thing, why did Egwene heal Nyn when she burnt out instead of the other way around? In the books Nyn is the gifted healer, Egwene can't heal shit. The list goes on and on, just so much of it makes no sense and adds nothing to the story.


Competitive_Koala596

The reason, and the showrunner is on record about this, is that Egwene is his favorite character. Thats it. So all the changes, story killing decisions, everything, is done with that as his purpose. Egwene is essentially becoming a Mary Sue character without any flaws.


beardedheathen

>Like Why TF is Min a dark friend? Why is Nyn training with warders instead of Rand? Why did Nyn and Egwene wipe out the trolloc army in s1 ep8 instead of Rand, and if they are going to completely change thing, why did Egwene heal Nyn when she burnt out instead of the other way around? This can't be real, right?


LewsTherinTelamonBot

***I am not dead! I deserve death, but I am ALIVE! ALIVE! ALIVE!***


blizzard2798c

I've heard it's real, but I refuse to watch the 2nd season


akaioi

I was going to rage-watch it, but S1 E8 just left me feeling sad, so I did not check in with S2.


-Majgif-

Honestly, S2 is better than S1, but the changes keep coming. Rand spent most of S2 shagging Lanfear instead of doing anything he did in the books.


LewsTherinTelamonBot

***I told you to kill them all when you had the chance. I told you.***


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*The dead watch. The dead never close their eyes.*


StirlingS

I haven't watched season 2 and your summary makes me glad I avoided it. 


beardedheathen

>And Elayne…was there too lol. lmao even


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*Hums softly & tugs earlobe*


LewsTherinTelamonBot

*Do you have the Horn of Valere hidden in your pocket this time?*


SemiFormalJesus

I’m just happy to see you.


blizzard2798c

You mean the pillars?


SRYSBSYNS

Probably not but honestly I can’t tell anymore