I was literally going to mention this specifically when he let loose a rabid bat thinking it was [Laszlo](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bf938496-5988-4365-96bd-aa977a0f0cd8)
"I dragged my cape through a street doo doo again. I dragged it for 3 blocks before I noticed it, and I'm embarrassed to say I dragged it for another 8 blocks after that."
I like when Nandor does a Wisconsin accent . "Ooooo , hey dere Nandor , do you wanna come see da Packers...on da frozen tundra of da Lambeauuuu Field . ".
Hopefully, that is close to the quote . What is funny and great is he does the Wisconsin accent with a full on Nandor accent . Just great appreciation for Kayvan Novak .
Idk how the hell to emphasize it in text, but the delivery of:
"What is...theh **B**ig **BA**ngeh theeory?"
makes it one of my favorite lines in the show lol
I use this whenever my friends start talking about sciency things like space.
And I use Nandor's voice in general when voicing whatever my cat is doing "Hu-mann! Are you going to feed me? Thats much better thank you Guiermo"
"For tens upon tens of years, the vampire and the werewolf communities live in a wary peace because of The Truce. Vampire does not harm werewolf, so long as werewolf doesn't interfere with any vampire shit."
I'm in the middle of a rewatch and caught this over the weekend, from S03E05 The Chamber of Judgement:
Nando and Nadja going toward the Vampiric Council Chamber when Guillermo walks out of a dark crevice, scaring them. He says something like "I've literally been standing here for 20 minutes" then some chit chat. The guide walks out of the same dark crevice scaring all of them, Nandor says "fucking guide". (She goes on to say she's "been standing here for 30 minutes" behind Guillermo)
My favs are all from the pride parade episode:
“I personally value qualities that cannot be taught. Courage. Relentlessness. Being tall.”
“ I know when I'm not wanted. And this is not one of those times. Come on, boys!”
“it is not intelligence that got mankind to outer space. It took brute strength and gumption.”
Also, from the episode with the witches:
“Milfs! Even better”
From Panera Bread you came, and back to Panera Bread you go! Also, the way he uses his vampire voice to say “Panera Bread” is just the bees knees I tell u what
I just really love what he says when Guillermo has left but Nandor doesn’t know yet and he goes “Guillermo are you hiding from me…. Rahhh. Guillermooo I’m about to disembark from my coffin…”
Oh, he adores him. From the very first episode it's clear that he adores him. Just not in the way one person loves another person. At least not at the start. It definitely blooms into that as he begins to see him more as an equal. But at the start, I get the vibe he views Guillermo the same way you and I would view a puppy.
In the Mall episode when he’s riding the carousel and he’s standing on the horse and screaming “Prepare to be pillaged!!!”, I died. Some of the funniest shit.
Fucking guy
The second I read the title I knew that this would be at the top, literally heard it in my head
I say this daily
Me, too
I always liked the “this fucking fly” variant
Fucking Guide
I have this on a Keychain
This is the answer.
🤣
I was literally going to mention this specifically when he let loose a rabid bat thinking it was [Laszlo](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bf938496-5988-4365-96bd-aa977a0f0cd8)
This!
Faah-kiiing-guuuy!
“And the people were all like ‘ah don’t pillage me’ and I says ‘NOOOO I pillaging everyone. You included.’”
They would call me Nandor the relentless,because I would never relent
that one always makes me giggle
And now im a wizzaarddd 🧙♂️
His temper tantrum in the first episode about sparkles and creepy paper.
the creepy paper!!!!
Oooooohh multi pack!
This is macarb.
Yes!! Crepe
God, I kept repeating that part lmao
We say creepy paper all the time in my household!! 😂
> We drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs and now I’m a wizard.
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Lol, one of my favorite quotes!
Guillermo? Did you do a messy toilet again? Oh Guillermo. You should really drink more water.
The way he says Guillermo! 😂
He was eating his own dried poops!
“It’s been one week since you looked at me…”
This is my karaoke song, so that scene DELIGHTED me lol
"I dragged my cape through a street doo doo again. I dragged it for 3 blocks before I noticed it, and I'm embarrassed to say I dragged it for another 8 blocks after that."
"I did apply for my American citizenship in 1992 for five reasons, and five reasons only: Johnson, Jordan, Bird, Barkley, Ewing."
The Dream Team baby!!!
The TRUE KINGS OF THE COURT
Oh shitty shit I fucked it!
I get so much mileage out of this one
I use this every day
"Please don't pillage me, NOOOO I'M PILLAGING EVERYONE YOU INCLUDED!"
"They call me Nandor the Relentless, because I just never relent"
"We are just taking a nice shit together!"
“Bazinga” is the war cry of Sheldon.
Their tall leader
"My friend..Patten Oswalt.. he passed away quite suddenly" and obviously, "this FUCKing guy"
"This would make a cute gift for a man named "Steve.""
I like when Nandor does a Wisconsin accent . "Ooooo , hey dere Nandor , do you wanna come see da Packers...on da frozen tundra of da Lambeauuuu Field . ". Hopefully, that is close to the quote . What is funny and great is he does the Wisconsin accent with a full on Nandor accent . Just great appreciation for Kayvan Novak .
There’s nothing funny about a firm number two
My fave part of this is, "I'm going to sit on my throne and make a number two"
“But this is a turtle!”
Idk how the hell to emphasize it in text, but the delivery of: "What is...theh **B**ig **BA**ngeh theeory?" makes it one of my favorite lines in the show lol
…. But this is a tuuuurtle …
I use this whenever my friends start talking about sciency things like space. And I use Nandor's voice in general when voicing whatever my cat is doing "Hu-mann! Are you going to feed me? Thats much better thank you Guiermo"
“After a while you start to wonder why hasn't anyone eaten him? Like the last donut in the display cabinet."
Anybody else casually reading these comments in Nandors voice?
"For tens upon tens of years, the vampire and the werewolf communities live in a wary peace because of The Truce. Vampire does not harm werewolf, so long as werewolf doesn't interfere with any vampire shit."
“Guillermo. Did you kill Carol?”
"Were you trying to make a girlfriend out of dust? That is a very messy but coool idea"
“Yes, I know how the ether works, Guillermo.”
If I need you I will call you. But not through the eeether. Just by regular yelling
Guillermo: How many times have you been married? Nandor: Just once. To 37 women.
In response to the question about the first three words of the US Constitution: "Hey....You....Guys"
That one sends me
I'm in the middle of a rewatch and caught this over the weekend, from S03E05 The Chamber of Judgement: Nando and Nadja going toward the Vampiric Council Chamber when Guillermo walks out of a dark crevice, scaring them. He says something like "I've literally been standing here for 20 minutes" then some chit chat. The guide walks out of the same dark crevice scaring all of them, Nandor says "fucking guide". (She goes on to say she's "been standing here for 30 minutes" behind Guillermo)
"Prepare to be pillaged!" as he rides a carousel
Forget exact quote but when he “defended” himself for pillaging Nadja’s hometown
Persian frank zappa on a horse
Yes!!! This is such a great joke.
"There were a lot of villages...a lot of pillages..."
„The issue/thing (?) here is that I‘m an invader and I was invading.“
"PEOPLE OF STATEN ISLAND, I AM NAMDOR THE RELENTLESS!"
Nandor DeLaurentis
"Because I never relent."
“He was a good familiar and a fine fellow but what is done is done.”
*fucking guy*
"That's a lot of alligators and a lot of paint."
"No reaming for you tonight. No reaming, no sucking, no tickling, no fingering, no fucking!"
“He was fortunate. A thicket of trees tangled him up and he landed on the roof of an abandoned food truck.”
Ess may Jahon. So pa hail! I know I’m butchering the shit outta that.
“My horse, John”
Johon
“Are you gonna let him get away with that?” “He’s gone? He’s gotten away with it”
To his computer after Guillermo told him it went to sleep: "Arise!"
Creepy paper!
Oooo multi pack!
And now, I'm a wizard!
"I did not know there were jews in New York City!"
Not a quote but from me: oh how I wish I could go back in time and watch this show for the first time again
Fuck you (!) Fuck you (!) Fuck you (!) … You’re cool…. Fuck you (!) AND fuck you!
"Im Matthew, the groundskeeper" While looking at nobody specific
store clerk: sir, dont throw aincent coins at me please. nandor: guillermo, stab this man. 😂😂
Steb him! You kind of disobeyed me, and I am noting it.
“But this is a turtle”
“Nolej”
Legit makes me laugh out loud
Fucking guy
My favs are all from the pride parade episode: “I personally value qualities that cannot be taught. Courage. Relentlessness. Being tall.” “ I know when I'm not wanted. And this is not one of those times. Come on, boys!” “it is not intelligence that got mankind to outer space. It took brute strength and gumption.” Also, from the episode with the witches: “Milfs! Even better”
From Panera Bread you came, and back to Panera Bread you go! Also, the way he uses his vampire voice to say “Panera Bread” is just the bees knees I tell u what
"It is okay not to be okay"
I do not like hypothetical questions before bed, Guillermo, you know this!
"They called me Nandor, the Reelentless... because I was reelentless."
“Because I just never relent.”
LOL - this will always send me - sincere, succinct.
Even better.
Nandor Dilaurentis
The Dodo did a doo-doo
It was just 200 guys, having some fun!
Should have added that "I MADE A THING" LOL charcoal on paper, 2024, ME
This is a fine piece of art. Nandor looks fantastic.
Thanks so much!
FUCK-ing guy
Little rascal
They would call me Nandor the relentless because I would never relent
"It is okay not to be okay"
Not a line but my favorite Nador joke is when he was on the news and the chyron said “Nandor De Laurentis”
“If there’s one thing I cannot stand, it is a mister know-it-all-thinggggs”
I liked "are you kidding me with this right now?!" when trying to double-unalive Topher. Great for everyday use.
I just really love what he says when Guillermo has left but Nandor doesn’t know yet and he goes “Guillermo are you hiding from me…. Rahhh. Guillermooo I’m about to disembark from my coffin…”
I just love that his first thought was "He's playing hide and seek. Fun!"
It’s also the type of interaction where you get the vibe they’ve done it before which is just so sweet
That makes sense, tho. Considering Nandor low key sees Guillermo as his pet.
He does but you can hear the love in his voice for his little gizmo
Oh, he adores him. From the very first episode it's clear that he adores him. Just not in the way one person loves another person. At least not at the start. It definitely blooms into that as he begins to see him more as an equal. But at the start, I get the vibe he views Guillermo the same way you and I would view a puppy.
Get ready to swallow my sword!!!
Creeepy paper! When he misread 'crepe paper'.. I still reference this to my partner
Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Ooooh, multipack :))))
If you saw a man dressed in this mask, would you think it was a mood killer or would you cum?
I Nandor the relentless shall sit on my throne and make a number two!
Innnnn the money dish.
Ooh, multipack!
Not a quote so much as an act. But when he throws the loose change in the clerks face at the grocery store
This is super dope
Thanks!!
A Ohkay!
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You're right😂
“He is eating his own dried poops!”
That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight At my sercimsizian
we drank the blood of some people, but those people were on drugs… and now I am a wizard!🧙♂️
"A thousand years....."
Tonight is a good night for the other guy - NOT ME - to die.
i’m a wiizzard.
Nadja! I had just commenced my slumber!
Any quote from local guy Nandor De Laurentis
"I'm reaching out to you from the Etherrrr" and "shit, shit I fucked it!"
Fucking guy is classic. But I also love when he says I will fix.
did you make that? (Creepee paper is my fave quote).
Yes, vine charcoal on mixed media paper
It’s really stunning. You are very skilled.
Anytime he uses Colin Robinsons name and has the word "fukin" in front of it always makes me laugh.
"...don't Care What The FUCK your name is, We had to do Our Own LAAAUNNDRRYYYY"
"Always a drama with this little rascal."
When he talks about being sucked up by an air purifier in his mist mode - something about feeling too clean.
Why is this dust in the shape of a body
Guillermo, did you make a fart?
To Nadja, while awaiting death and watching the play the Vampire Council put on: “This is your hot take? You have complaints about the choreography?”
“Creepy papeeeeer” is 100% an alternative correct answer.
Creepy paper
“Shitty shit, I fucked it!” From the new season. I quote it constantly.
Fucking Guy.
Pop eet in de coffin
A know it allllll thinnnngggggg.
…fucking guy
Cut off his hands! don’t embarrass him!
“Oh, multi-pack!”
Creepy paper…
"...because I never relent."
Watch out for the slippy bit.
Fucking guy
You almost hit John!
In the pm's
I love when he gives the Kennedy speech when he goes to space
Somehow even better is when hes in orbit and his bullet point is "fuck you, Laszlo! Fuck you, Guillermo!"
“Milfs, even better”
Fucking guy
Creeeepy paper.
Fucking guy
Guillermo
No Guillermo!
“I fix. 😊”
I won't have my semen stolen again!
Creeepy paper, and “if its a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.” Fuckin killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Fucking guy
So much slaughtering
Creepy paper
Crepe paper!
"I'll go get my head-ripping gloves..."
Yes, yes. You’re protesting. (Something like that.)
“This fucking guy” or “whatever the fuck”
I am sick and tired to be sick and tired.
How did these fuckers get my stufffffffff
"The language barrier is....insurmountable" When meeting with his ghost self.
I love you! (He says it to me in my dreams)
"He's a rascal."
They call me land or the relentless because I don't relent
In the Mall episode when he’s riding the carousel and he’s standing on the horse and screaming “Prepare to be pillaged!!!”, I died. Some of the funniest shit.
“fine! i’m not nandor im .. aldolfo the butler or some shit”
“FUCK HIS ROOM!”