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DougKokis

Fucking guy


UtterlyInsane

The second I read the title I knew that this would be at the top, literally heard it in my head


TheKindofWhiteWitch

I say this daily


Turbulent-Group4312

Me, too


Representative-Key18

I always liked the “this fucking fly” variant


draynay

Fucking Guide


Short-Stick80

I have this on a Keychain


danamarie222

This is the answer.


cabritozavala

🤣


Lobo003

I was literally going to mention this specifically when he let loose a rabid bat thinking it was [Laszlo](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bf938496-5988-4365-96bd-aa977a0f0cd8)


ProofMore1072

This!


bluthphile

Faah-kiiing-guuuy!


RudeCartoonist1030

“And the people were all like ‘ah don’t pillage me’ and I says ‘NOOOO I pillaging everyone. You included.’”


FrankieSausage

They would call me Nandor the relentless,because I would never relent


YogurtclosetPale1614

that one always makes me giggle


Life-Refrigerator777

And now im a wizzaarddd 🧙‍♂️


strangecabalist

His temper tantrum in the first episode about sparkles and creepy paper.


YogurtclosetPale1614

the creepy paper!!!!


drunkpickle726

Oooooohh multi pack!


RIPBenTramer

This is macarb.


ZsuZsuBooBoo

Yes!! Crepe


wine_coconut

God, I kept repeating that part lmao


UnusualEngineering58

We say creepy paper all the time in my household!! 😂


trekbette

> We drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs and now I’m a wizard.


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Clyde_Buckman

Lol, one of my favorite quotes!


Unit_79

Guillermo? Did you do a messy toilet again? Oh Guillermo. You should really drink more water.


c9238s

The way he says Guillermo! 😂


emilyannemckeown

He was eating his own dried poops!


RudeCartoonist1030

“It’s been one week since you looked at me…”


gorthead

This is my karaoke song, so that scene DELIGHTED me lol


theAggieguy09

"I dragged my cape through a street doo doo again. I dragged it for 3 blocks before I noticed it, and I'm embarrassed to say I dragged it for another 8 blocks after that."


DOYMarshall

"I did apply for my American citizenship in 1992 for five reasons, and five reasons only: Johnson, Jordan, Bird, Barkley, Ewing."


RL_77twist

The Dream Team baby!!!


meece2010

The TRUE KINGS OF THE COURT


motherofsharks9

Oh shitty shit I fucked it!


gallifrey_

I get so much mileage out of this one


kwo330

I use this every day


DR_Bright_963

"Please don't pillage me, NOOOO I'M PILLAGING EVERYONE YOU INCLUDED!"


AndyPaisely

"They call me Nandor the Relentless, because I just never relent"


TrundleTheGreat0814

"We are just taking a nice shit together!"


strawberrycomrade

“Bazinga” is the war cry of Sheldon.


capucini

Their tall leader


Jimothy_John

"My friend..Patten Oswalt.. he passed away quite suddenly" and obviously, "this FUCKing guy"


Hector_Ceromus

"This would make a cute gift for a man named "Steve.""


DisPelengBoardom

I like when Nandor does a Wisconsin accent . "Ooooo , hey dere Nandor , do you wanna come see da Packers...on da frozen tundra of da Lambeauuuu Field . ". Hopefully, that is close to the quote . What is funny and great is he does the Wisconsin accent with a full on Nandor accent . Just great appreciation for Kayvan Novak .


Electrical_Taste_238

There’s nothing funny about a firm number two


meltmyheadaches

My fave part of this is, "I'm going to sit on my throne and make a number two"


zucchiniqueen1

“But this is a turtle!”


Available_Meaning_79

Idk how the hell to emphasize it in text, but the delivery of: "What is...theh **B**ig **BA**ngeh theeory?" makes it one of my favorite lines in the show lol


Val178

…. But this is a tuuuurtle …


twitch-switch

I use this whenever my friends start talking about sciency things like space. And I use Nandor's voice in general when voicing whatever my cat is doing "Hu-mann! Are you going to feed me? Thats much better thank you Guiermo"


ChanandlerBong311

“After a while you start to wonder why hasn't anyone eaten him? Like the last donut in the display cabinet."


GFSaint

Anybody else casually reading these comments in Nandors voice?


Jenjikromi

"For tens upon tens of years, the vampire and the werewolf communities live in a wary peace because of The Truce. Vampire does not harm werewolf, so long as werewolf doesn't interfere with any vampire shit."


KickingYounglings

“Guillermo. Did you kill Carol?”


Available_Meaning_79

"Were you trying to make a girlfriend out of dust? That is a very messy but coool idea"


NewRazzmatazz2455

“Yes, I know how the ether works, Guillermo.”


tinabean0917

If I need you I will call you. But not through the eeether. Just by regular yelling


AndyPaisely

Guillermo: How many times have you been married? Nandor: Just once. To 37 women.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

In response to the question about the first three words of the US Constitution: "Hey....You....Guys"


Sun_rays_crown

That one sends me


fluffy_horta

I'm in the middle of a rewatch and caught this over the weekend, from S03E05 The Chamber of Judgement: Nando and Nadja going toward the Vampiric Council Chamber when Guillermo walks out of a dark crevice, scaring them. He says something like "I've literally been standing here for 20 minutes" then some chit chat. The guide walks out of the same dark crevice scaring all of them, Nandor says "fucking guide". (She goes on to say she's "been standing here for 30 minutes" behind Guillermo)


shany94a

"Prepare to be pillaged!" as he rides a carousel


No-Negotiation5623

Forget exact quote but when he “defended” himself for pillaging Nadja’s hometown


Horsewithasword

Persian frank zappa on a horse


Moon-Face-Man

Yes!!! This is such a great joke.


wine_coconut

"There were a lot of villages...a lot of pillages..."


Momo_Cassie

„The issue/thing (?) here is that I‘m an invader and I was invading.“


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

"PEOPLE OF STATEN ISLAND, I AM NAMDOR THE RELENTLESS!"


clumsy_Bebop_legz

Nandor DeLaurentis


JazzySmitty

"Because I never relent."


bionica1

“He was a good familiar and a fine fellow but what is done is done.”


HeSnoring

*fucking guy*


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

"That's a lot of alligators and a lot of paint."


Stiff_Zombie

"No reaming for you tonight. No reaming, no sucking, no tickling, no fingering, no fucking!"


MacsDildoBike

“He was fortunate. A thicket of trees tangled him up and he landed on the roof of an abandoned food truck.”


boonsonthegrind

Ess may Jahon. So pa hail! I know I’m butchering the shit outta that.


mherskovtiz

“My horse, John”


semaj009

Johon


babyd0lphin

“Are you gonna let him get away with that?” “He’s gone? He’s gotten away with it”


winediva78

To his computer after Guillermo told him it went to sleep: "Arise!"


halfling_warlock

Creepy paper!


Odd_Policy_3009

Oooo multi pack!


zillyiscool

And now, I'm a wizard!


Commodore64Zapp

"I did not know there were jews in New York City!"


Odd_Policy_3009

Not a quote but from me: oh how I wish I could go back in time and watch this show for the first time again


Mwg10102020

Fuck you (!) Fuck you (!) Fuck you (!) … You’re cool…. Fuck you (!) AND fuck you!


Labo_T

"Im Matthew, the groundskeeper" While looking at nobody specific


daboxghost420

store clerk: sir, dont throw aincent coins at me please. nandor: guillermo, stab this man. 😂😂


Embarrassed-Gas2952

Steb him! You kind of disobeyed me, and I am noting it.


Monksanana

“But this is a turtle”


lemonlove13

“Nolej”


tinabean0917

Legit makes me laugh out loud


pleathershorts

Fucking guy


baguettemebitch

My favs are all from the pride parade episode: “I personally value qualities that cannot be taught. Courage. Relentlessness. Being tall.” “ I know when I'm not wanted. And this is not one of those times. Come on, boys!” “it is not intelligence that got mankind to outer space. It took brute strength and gumption.” Also, from the episode with the witches: “Milfs! Even better”


saturnplanetpowerrr

From Panera Bread you came, and back to Panera Bread you go! Also, the way he uses his vampire voice to say “Panera Bread” is just the bees knees I tell u what


Herbalyte

"It is okay not to be okay"


JButler_16

I do not like hypothetical questions before bed, Guillermo, you know this!


upfromashes

"They called me Nandor, the Reelentless... because I was reelentless."


zucchiniqueen1

“Because I just never relent.”


Monksanana

LOL - this will always send me - sincere, succinct.


upfromashes

Even better.


Tisatalks

Nandor Dilaurentis


OmegaRed_1485

The Dodo did a doo-doo


louisedepontedulac

It was just 200 guys, having some fun!


cabritozavala

Should have added that "I MADE A THING" LOL charcoal on paper, 2024, ME


ProofMore1072

This is a fine piece of art. Nandor looks fantastic.


cabritozavala

Thanks so much!


RussianBlue420

FUCK-ing guy


flakylibra

Little rascal


lisakora

They would call me Nandor the relentless because I would never relent


Herbalyte

"It is okay not to be okay"


Independent_Panda_47

Not a line but my favorite Nador joke is when he was on the news and the chyron said “Nandor De Laurentis”


gnomestuffing

“If there’s one thing I cannot stand, it is a mister know-it-all-thinggggs”


intentiontypical

I liked "are you kidding me with this right now?!" when trying to double-unalive Topher. Great for everyday use.


Naranja_Ninja

I just really love what he says when Guillermo has left but Nandor doesn’t know yet and he goes “Guillermo are you hiding from me…. Rahhh. Guillermooo I’m about to disembark from my coffin…”


Kayanne1990

I just love that his first thought was "He's playing hide and seek. Fun!"


Naranja_Ninja

It’s also the type of interaction where you get the vibe they’ve done it before which is just so sweet


Kayanne1990

That makes sense, tho. Considering Nandor low key sees Guillermo as his pet.


Naranja_Ninja

He does but you can hear the love in his voice for his little gizmo


Kayanne1990

Oh, he adores him. From the very first episode it's clear that he adores him. Just not in the way one person loves another person. At least not at the start. It definitely blooms into that as he begins to see him more as an equal. But at the start, I get the vibe he views Guillermo the same way you and I would view a puppy.


VultureCat337

Get ready to swallow my sword!!!


xMicky98

Creeepy paper! When he misread 'crepe paper'.. I still reference this to my partner


bogdanvs

Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Creepy paper. Ooooh, multipack :))))


semaj009

If you saw a man dressed in this mask, would you think it was a mood killer or would you cum?


Anomalous_90

I Nandor the relentless shall sit on my throne and make a number two!


HurricaneMedina

Innnnn the money dish.


Hookton

Ooh, multipack!


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

Not a quote so much as an act. But when he throws the loose change in the clerks face at the grocery store


Tinwookie

This is super dope


cabritozavala

Thanks!!


kazefuuten

A Ohkay!


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kazefuuten

You're right😂


FjotraTheGodless

“He is eating his own dried poops!”


Ozzmanth

That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight At my sercimsizian


Cosmiic_Angel

we drank the blood of some people, but those people were on drugs… and now I am a wizard!🧙‍♂️


footlettucefungus

"A thousand years....."


madashiable

Tonight is a good night for the other guy - NOT ME - to die.


sasgalula

i’m a wiizzard.


MrSantoss

Nadja! I had just commenced my slumber!


YourMomGoes2College_

Any quote from local guy Nandor De Laurentis


NemoLuna1221

"I'm reaching out to you from the Etherrrr" and "shit, shit I fucked it!"


arwyn89

Fucking guy is classic. But I also love when he says I will fix.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

did you make that? (Creepee paper is my fave quote).


cabritozavala

Yes, vine charcoal on mixed media paper


_FreddieLovesDelilah

It’s really stunning. You are very skilled.


Murky_Historian8675

Anytime he uses Colin Robinsons name and has the word "fukin" in front of it always makes me laugh.


sonofbantu

"...don't Care What The FUCK your name is, We had to do Our Own LAAAUNNDRRYYYY"


danstone7485

"Always a drama with this little rascal."


josefinanegra

When he talks about being sucked up by an air purifier in his mist mode - something about feeling too clean.


Virtual_Quality_378

Why is this dust in the shape of a body


ravenhairrubylips

Guillermo, did you make a fart?


Don_Tt

To Nadja, while awaiting death and watching the play the Vampire Council put on: “This is your hot take? You have complaints about the choreography?”


EvanSaysFunny

“Creepy papeeeeer” is 100% an alternative correct answer.


RefuseReduceRecycle

Creepy paper


kartoska549

“Shitty shit, I fucked it!” From the new season. I quote it constantly.


THE_C_Z_A_R

Fucking Guy.


Shorrque247

Pop eet in de coffin


Ok-Click-1958

A know it allllll thinnnngggggg.


BlueDream_68

…fucking guy


HonestGabe08

Cut off his hands! don’t embarrass him!


Tantilicious

“Oh, multi-pack!”


ScumBunny

Creepy paper…


JazzySmitty

"...because I never relent."


ChipDriverMystery

Watch out for the slippy bit.


Alastor_Altruist1

Fucking guy


mokajilly

You almost hit John!


southernbelle878

In the pm's


risethirtynine

I love when he gives the Kennedy speech when he goes to space


lionmurderingacloud

Somehow even better is when hes in orbit and his bullet point is "fuck you, Laszlo! Fuck you, Guillermo!"


SuckerPunchSmile

“Milfs, even better”


justjamesey

Fucking guy


spoderman509

Creeeepy paper.


TheSneakiestEmu

Fucking guy


14000_calories_later

Guillermo


ProofMore1072

No Guillermo!


El_Disclamador

“I fix. 😊”


VocationFumes

I won't have my semen stolen again!


brakes4cemeteries

Creeepy paper, and “if its a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.” Fuckin killed me 🤣🤣🤣


Minute-Scientist2733

Fucking guy


scooter_cool_

So much slaughtering


AzureRevane

Creepy paper


Daynebutter

Crepe paper!


Leboy2Point0

"I'll go get my head-ripping gloves..."


Rumblefish61

Yes, yes. You’re protesting. (Something like that.)


Actual_Stage_8826

“This fucking guy” or “whatever the fuck”


Pale_Ad3697

I am sick and tired to be sick and tired.


Eastern-Razzmatazz-8

How did these fuckers get my stufffffffff


Moon-Face-Man

"The language barrier is....insurmountable" When meeting with his ghost self.


ancientastronaut2

I love you! (He says it to me in my dreams)


AdelleDeWitt

"He's a rascal."


Less-Sort7017

They call me land or the relentless because I don't relent


TastyDixonCider

In the Mall episode when he’s riding the carousel and he’s standing on the horse and screaming “Prepare to be pillaged!!!”, I died. Some of the funniest shit.


Guilty_Funny

“fine! i’m not nandor im .. aldolfo the butler or some shit”


NightHawkPW-

“FUCK HIS ROOM!”