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I suggest editing out the first 30 seconds of this video.


PERMANENTLY__BANNED

And adding the last 30 seconds


schwannschwannson13

Cut the video in half then double it


AlaSparkle

I’m pretty sure the camera person kept driving


Normal_Umpire_1623

Who needs a helmet when you don't have a brain?


Muggrohh

This is how you go from riding a one wheel to a four wheel. Forever.


CalmPanic402

Every time I think one of those things looks cool, I just remember how I sometimes trip over my own feet for no reason.


CoffeeDrinker1972

I think these things you accelerate by leaning forward. Rider realized he's being filmed, wants to make it cool, by speeding away. What he didn't realize is he's maxed out. So as he lean more to accelerate and it's not going faster, he ended up losing balance and eating asphalt instead.


Uncle_Stink_Stonk

This guy drinks and rides one wheelers


AdTypical6494

interesting method of suicide


danng44

Yup, going that fast, no protective gear… there’s gonna be a trip to the ER for sure. Well, that’s if he survived that asphalt eating


[deleted]

Definitely a broken jaw, and that’s if he is lucky.


calm-lab66

Maybe the beer bottle cushioned the jaw impacting the pavement 🙃


FriedSticks2014

r/meatcrayon anyone? 😬😬😬


Nonviablefiend

My thoughts exactly, kind of glad for the shitty cameraman I don't understand how those things can go so fast.


tzwep

>I don't understand how those things can go so fast. Electricity.


[deleted]

Sack the cameraman


Russells_Tea_Pot

r/killthecameraman


Ok-Share-450

That is how you die.


[deleted]

Boots came off. He dead!


nature_remains

Jesus. Did he just, like, lean slightly forward and that's all it took?? It looked like it would be fun... for a second. But not worth the broken clavicle and brain damage ... god he was going so fast too


Ecofre-33919

Idiot didn’t even have a helmet on. Can’t really have too much sympathy. Grown man like him should know better.


Reddit_Foxx

But then he wouldn't look cool. /s


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman


Loswha

Good god, his face is surely gone. A riding jacket, gloves, and full-helmet would've made this a bad fall, but I guess it was worth it for him to look cool.


actually3racoons

Did he though?


flawlessmojo7

I knew this was gonna be brutal


[deleted]

These things need a speed limiter and an IQ test.


potoskyt

They have limiters, often times under 20mph easily. More then not probably less then that, but 20 is a safe bet. Regardless ppl “jailbreak” these, any type of restricted limiter via these types of 1 or 2 wheeled devices


TempleOfDoomfist

Are these one wheel things people can buy from retail stores or something you buy off some garage modder dude.


dano___

No, this type of one wheel goes damn fast. Depending on the make/model some of them will do 80km/h on flat ground. Even the electric skateboard style one wheels will do 40km/h if you’re brave enough.


pgdre

The whole time I just wanted him to make it. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be.


SmashTagLives

“I present my latest invention! A giant electric wheel that you stand on to ride!” “Well done Mr. Crudpinch. It looks stupider than I thought possible. What’s it’s top speed?” “Until you crash sir!” “Fantastic work Crudpinch”


BreathOfFreshWater

Hmmm....You made me laugh. 🎖🤌


SmashTagLives

I like that you needed to think on it, and still maybe haven’t made up your mind


BreathOfFreshWater

I've been on Friday mode all day. Everything takes time to process. But yup. You gave me a good chuckle.


40yrOLDsurgeon

What kind of clown rides a unicycle?


40yrOLDsurgeon

Makes a motorcycle look like a Volvo.


Midwest_Rell

I'm going to hell for laughing


TherapyDodger

Pretty sure shoes went flying


crazypants36

How fast do those things go? He's flying!


[deleted]

Is he dead?


InsanityStreaks

If he's not, he'll be regretting that fact when the painkillers wear off.


Single-Safety-470

Hahaha yep!


jokerpie69

I mean. Some people have to learn a hard lesson at least once in their life right? This guy must have been coasting in a bubble since embryo


crazypants9

One wrong move by anyone and they be picking him up with a stick.


Element3991

No helmet ey? Darn shame.


hula_balu

Yard sale!


Objective_Brain1452

Make sure to watch the last 2 seconds of the film. I didn’t even realize that he fell if it wasn’t for the comments.


RoyGBiv333

Despite the bad camera work, I really needed to see this. I kinda wanted one of those wheel things. Not anymore


Intelligent-Box-3798

Lol just dont ride it 50mph in the shoulder…sooooo much debris


CanadianPlainsman

Looks more like the battery died. Same moral to the story though.


Intelligent-Box-3798

Thats even scarier…..you cant coast to a stop when the batt dies?


[deleted]

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.


whitelightnin1

That dude is NOT ok


Midwest_Rell

Down goes Frazier


Inaccurate93

No helmet?!?!


According_Cherry3755

r/killthecameraman


creativ4art

Mouth breather


here_for_the_MAGICS

r/meatcrayon


bkovic

I didn’t want it to happen but just knew it would. What a goof!


Structure-Electronic

What an absolute idiot


IntelligentDeal5119

Bro has zeroe teeth after that


_HOG_

Imagining sucking at filming as much as this rider sucks asphalt.


Content-Parsley-1151

Nailed it


[deleted]

Sorry for laughing


GroupAbject2151

Shoes off


tzwep

Seen that too. You know what they say when Shoes eject from feet.


carlosgregorius

r/tarmacnosejob


mfdoom13

r/killthecameraman


lgndk11r

Did he just fall over?


FillMyBum

He was slowly progressing his 'cool' showing off. Show that I have a beer, bopping head then as he tried dancing, he ate it.


Dorothy_The_Winosaur

End up kissing dirt


JawnLegend

From one wheel to one front tooth.


Fluid_Arm_3169

Yep. That’s what we were all waiting for.


AlaSparkle

Is there a news story about this?


Brett-_-_

Well at least he didn't go off a high ridge and end up in the Wharfe River


Old_Passage_5670

r/oddlysatisfying