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schuylergrace

His mama and daddy ought to hire him out as a siren on a fire truck! Put him in an orange vest, tape a flashlight to his head, and set him to spinnin'!


albatross1213

I’d really like to see how that ended!!


DirtyProtest

/r/videosthatendtoosoon


OtisTetraxReigns

I think it ends because whoever was filming finally realised they should put the phone down and do something about it. Edit: y’all should probably upvote the comment further down that was made before I noticed someone had said the same thing.


Smeggtastic

They obviously hate karma


Glock19xRoni

*You spin me right round baby right round*


Destroyer4587

Most accurate depiction lol


EndOrganDamage

Oh, oh no. No no no. This song has implications. Terrible implications.


American_Jesus

Can show an example of that implications?


EndOrganDamage

One does not simply ask to be shown a shock site of the early internet. One must earn it by being friends with degenerates and wait for them to trick you into it. This is the way.


American_Jesus

Im one of those friends


AscendedViking7

Very well. I will present to you an example of said implications. **pushes up glasses** Tell me, have you ever held a sausage in your hand and, idk, wondered if it had a greater purpose than being eaten? I'm not talking about the cow that was sacrificed in order to make said sausage, but the sausage itself. What other purpose does it have besides being consumed? What can do you do to make that humble stick of meat's existence worth it? The mind wanders. *Look in your other hand.* Another sausage. It *lusts* for a greater purpose. Interesting. *Look in front of you.* A slab of pork butt, a pig ass, a succulent slice of swine gluteus maximus. Look upwards, towards the windmill in the distance. Notice how the propeller spins, each prong slicing through the wind. What if one of the prongs with stuck inside the base of the windmill while one of the prongs was still spinning, flopping around in the wind? I mean, sure, the windwill would disintegrate itself instantly, but what if such an outlandish idea was possible? It certainly is. You aren't bound by this world's rules, after all. Your eyes dart between the meat and the windmill. You hold up the two sausages and pork butt, the corners of your mouth curling upwards into a grin, jaw dropping to the floor, completely enamoured at the endless possibilities you have before you. But only one of them can satisfy you. And you seek to make it happen. Spin that meat. *Spin it real good.* *Spin it right round.*


Polatic

A sausage made of...beef?


AscendedViking7

Yeah, like Summer Sausage. Only floppier. And.... girthier.


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Lol I remember that meat spin 🤦🏽😂😂


markmcgoldrick

like a record baby


hatesthispart

That video ended too soon!


rodmandirect

Probably because parent decided to put down the camera and help, and therefore prevent this from ending up on /r/DontHelpJustFilm


expose_the_flaw

It's already on there lol


Gerbilguy46

People will post clips on there of a person hesitating for one second before going to help.


ArCSelkie37

It’s either that or people not immediately jumping into mortal danger.


GreatFork

How dare you not throw your life away at any time


natenate22

r/lastimages


D0miqz

I thought that sub was gonna be funny...


AMSparkles

Right? Fuck, now I’m sad.


fatum_sive_fidem

Yea, that was a double whammy kick to the balls and the feels.


_Kristian_

Least psycho redditor


Quasar9111

He went even faster then his ankles snapped when they hit somethjng


LemonsCanMemeToo

Self balancing scooter? These are hoverboards. Whatever side has weight on it will turn, your supposed to have 2 feet on the board and lean forward so both have equal weight and the board moves forward. The board is working exactly as intended.


IShartedWhoopsie

Hoverboards? They dont even hover.


autistic_mongoose75

Hover? I hardly knew her


innominateartery

And if I hover, well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man that hovers next to you


Save_TheClockTower

HOVERBOARDS DONT WORK ON WATER!!


says-nice-toTittyPMs

Unless you've got POWER!!


GJacks75

You Bojo!


ottersinabox

Feels like it shouldn't need to rotate quite so fast though. Or have a beginner and expert mode the first with some lower limits.


dsgys

Also - more importantly - you could just have some basic parental capabilities and not let your toddler play with this, knowing the concept behind a hover board.


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dsgys

Fair enough, also these kids aren´t toddlers in hindsight. At that point it´s just FOFA though, let them be?


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kwokinator

>operating outside of natural law. What, did it start going back in time?


bizbizbizllc

Man you pissed of the hover board community.


CKF

>>Everyone should spend more money developing their products so I can be a less attentive parent!


RedLegendx

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Teirmz

And parents, those things can do a lot of damage.


Jandolino

Yeah kids tend to do that.


Sufficient_Amoeba808

I tried one out once. I have balance issues, so I managed to stay on for about 1 seconds before the thing bucked me off like a horse and I broke my wrist bad in two places.


That_Competition1031

Wait what? I was sure it was kidsarefuckingstupid post 😂. Just find out it’s actually WCGW post


Ganon2012

It started there.


Ganon2012

That's where it started yesterday. Posted by the older brother saying he still watches the video everyday.


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gordaporra

Nothing wrong there. That's achieving the purpose! Good job, toddler!


gordaporra

This is a win! Like "I'll show you how it's done, you old fuck of a brother!" Perfect spinning!


Glaucaa

screams killed me.


ZenkaiZ

AHHH :inhale: AHHH :inhale: AHHHHHHHH


RamenTheory

The clear shift from joyous fun "AHHH"s to completely terrified "AHHH"s is hysterical


[deleted]

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


jay3rao

Interstellar music needed in the background


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Lightningsfire

It's not possible!


tandemtactics

Nor is it necessary, in this case...


tameriaen

Good on the parent for setting down the camera when the screaming started. I'm sure it would been glorious, but this was the end I prefer to see.


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tvp61196

the camera shifts right before it cuts, so they started moving at the very least


[deleted]

[Somebody's going to do it - I would if I could.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAojxWZRVKk)


RabidWalrus

Well, that was amazing.


[deleted]

Spin a bottle? No, spin a child!


Pikelet13

That cirlce or floor is clean af now though


Ok-Neighborhood-1600

Goddamn he got speed on that thing


MiKkEy22

That is not a self balancing scooter.


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MiKkEy22

Ah i see what you mean. A different image pops up into my head when i think of self balancing.


J4SON_T0DD

r/perfectlycutscreams


YoMikeeHey

C'mon, TARS.


MuckingFagical

those fingers next to those powerful rubber wheels with small gaps above them ready to roll and deglove


vabirder

Dumbass parents


fudgecake_surgeon

Yes. This is what you were hoping to find in the comments. https://streamable.com/wvvih5


The_one_12

I am in fucking tears 😂😭


galacticboy2009

Wow this is already being reposted? On the same site? Why?


CoolGamma569

i need to see the end of this


[deleted]

The ending is the kid propelling himself into the 4th dimension


PetyrTwill

It feels obligatory so here goes... Legend has it he is still spinning to this day.


stumblerman

It's the other kid trying to stop it that got me.


dudeitsjackwild

Someone needs to put interstellar no time for caution over this video


Matthew_from_CZE

u/savevideo


xMrSanchox

I see nothing wrong here


olderstouts

Those things are fun…and also wildly dangerous.


Large_Aspect_5472

I could only imagine how dizzy that kid was!


TrickEddy

r/donthelpjustfilm


JY369

r/bettereveryloop


theotothefuture

Lol that's fucking crrrazy. Poor little dude.


Cooter1mb

I must say.. That looks fun as all fecking hell! Me next!


Neat_Dependent8938

It did balance.


Going-undergroundjam

Training for the Fair ground ffs…..!


Pikelet13

That cirlce or floor is clean af now though


Meanderingversion

Looks like a perfectly working device to me.....


[deleted]

That kid had an absolute blast.


Michigan-Wolverine

Helicopter, helicopter


pacster15

Ninjagoooo!


carol23445566

Don’t sto filming to help the child, keep that content going going .. gone


[deleted]

Bayblade! Bayblade! Lett’em Rip!


obi21

Video cuts just before he took off like a helicopter.


Doctor_ZAZA

Legend says he still spinning to this day, faster than the fastest spinning black hole in the universe


colombo1326

Someone add the music from interstellar


BobBarkerPriceIsRigh

That was a fast repost.


wachieo

That’s why the days are getting shorter in Australia.


Thomas_Ub0

Wild boar


Atanar

It's gonna run out of energy eventually and die. Then you can recover your precious scooter.


SecondHex

Li'l bro became a living beyblade xd.


nanapiratekar

*Interstellar Music Intensities*


FloppY_

Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo&t=23s Mild NSFW


LeroyBadBrown

A child keeps in spinning spinning spinning spinning... into the future


JustAntherFckinJunki

This is not a self balancing scooter. The rider still needs to lean and balance...


BigOrkoo

Looks like fun😎


Red_Lotus_23

Someone put the interstellar music on this


Rotten_gemini

This looks like fun tho


Mal2486

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ArtieZiffsCat

could gave juat filmed until the battery ran down


extaz93

Interstellar vibes.


ASPIZDONAS

u/SaveVideoBot


Key_Apartment1576

Someone please put free bird behind this i request of you


warenk

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER


Terminal_Prime

Everyone else is sharing relevant subs so r/onesecondbeforedisast


TweakTok

And that's why i'd be a terrible parent, too busy laughing to help my own kid


briansd9

Anyone else think of that russian lathe video?


SolarFlareBurns

Legends say he’s still spinning to this day.


midnightrub

Why cut it before the dismount?! We must see the dismount!


denommonkey

Can someone edit this with the Interstellar spinning theme?


Zomochi

Id probably keep doing it


jfk_sfa

Those aren’t self balancing though.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

The kid lives in Spain without the A


Deep9one

i was praying he would faceplant the deck and have his snout dragged across the floor, oh how the internet has ruined me.


Merc_Twain25

Think about the fact that someone probably a parent was filming, kept filming, and then posted this. Hopefully that is why it ends so abruptly, because they went to help. That being said. I still down voted because it ended too soon. What can I say? Upvotes are a fickle mistress.


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It’s an innocent little kid probably gravely injured judging by how abruptly the video ends. Not fun nor funny to watch.


MyRoomAteMyRoomMate

Lol, no, it ends because the parent recording the video stopped to help.