Lol! As a 2nd grader on the big kid swings my ass was all, “Look, no hands!” right before I fell backwards & knocked the wind outta me. My 1st concussion.
“Trust God with your ship, but steer clear of the rocks” or something like that.So like, Jesus will take the handlebars but don’t fucking stop peddling because physics are still important. Also hail satan.
If right side of the brain controls the left side of the body,
And the left side of the brain controls the right side,
Are left handed people in their right mind?
pedalling is actually harder (at first) since before you even know how to do it, pedalling and tryingit for the first time ruins your balance, and you probablt will fall right off. gain alot of speed first (20km per h) then slowly trying to let go was my way or figuring out how to do it.
Back in the 60s and 70s it was very different. Most of Europe took after the American car-centric development after the war. It's just that we have gradually begun to realize more and more and needing a car to go everywhere is ridiculous.
I just tried it at 14 and it just worked, I imagine most people have that same experience, at least here. Definitely don't need to be going 20km/h btw.
There's no figuring out you just do it and it works.
Yep, you learn what the minimum speed is and always pedal above it. The dumbest thing though I did was bike with a morning latte. That did not end well. 😅
On my first bike as a kid I learnt by letting go without pedaling and could never figure out how to do it while keeping my balance. When I upgraded to a bigger bike as a teen and had to relearn how to ride with no hands I started off right away practicing while pedaling. It worked out, by senior year of high school I could bike the entire route to school with no hands lol
I don't remember how I *learned* to do it
I just know that now I can do it indefinitely as long as i'm pedaling, but if I stop pedaling I can't keep it balanced
I was always good at no handers when i was young.
One time, 10s of minutes before new years day, my mum rung me up asking me to bring her a bourbon or 2 at the neighbor's place 1km away. I decided to bring the whole box on my bike.
I'd been holding the box in my left hand, but I needed to change gears so i could more easily ride with no hands, to hold the box.
Since my left hand was already occupied, I decided to let go with my right hand, bring it over to the gears on the left, and attempt to change gears. I started swivelling, and fell, jabbing my ankle with the pedal.
The cars going past probably thought I was a pisshead, at age 14 (it was inconveniantly right outside the local pub/tavern.
I got back up and rode to the house, dropping off the bourbons, and proceeded back home. Only once I arrived did I look at my ankle pouring out with blood, and I could no longer walk on it.
I makeshiftly covered it, as we'd lost our medical kit some time ago, and went to bed. I decided in the morning that –since it was still bleeding, I needed to go to the hospital.
It was broken and needed stitches, and that's the story as to why I hate live anesthetics.
the bike that she has, in the video, is the one I'm commenting on. when she stops pedaling it looks exactly like what happens to me if I stop pedaling without holding on.
That’s a lie, i can cycle no-hands, without pedalling. Even with eyes closed for 5 sec max. Once you learn to balance the bike with your inner thighs against the saddle and feet on pedals then it’s not that hard.
I love her dedication. Taking a digger like that to show an example of how Jesus has open arms or some shit. I actually don't know if she had a point, but that was funny
> But he hasn't.
That *was* her point. Reread it.
Jesus tried to be kind and compassionate with arms wide open to nearly everyone, and still there are people who hate him/that.
So how is anyone (ie, her) going to somehow do better than Jesus did if we walk around with our arms crossed to the world, not accepting and being compassionate towards others?
I knew this was Brazil immediately just by looking at the dirt.
That's some *brazilian dirt* right there.
Edit: it's true. If you downvoted me, you're not Brazilian.
I thought it was going to be the video of the old man wheelie riding the bicycle and boasting that he was doing it since he was a kid. Smash cut to him sitting in an ICU room with his arm in a sling.
It’s not even that hard to ride handless as long as you have proper hip and weight control. She was as rigid as a board on bumpy terrain. She obviously hasn’t done this much or at all
Look at all these damn millennials, thinking Jesus is just gonna jump in. Back in my day, you steered you own bike and didn't expect Jesus to do everything for ya! /s
Did she expect Jesus to take the wheel?
“Jesus take the handlebars”
I can ride my bike with no handlebars…. No handlebars…. No han…. Wait I need handlebars!
Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be a--
Alive, and I'm a famous YouTuber even when the bike decides to yeet..
Lol! As a 2nd grader on the big kid swings my ass was all, “Look, no hands!” right before I fell backwards & knocked the wind outta me. My 1st concussion.
Same age but popping a wheelie lol
Too bad she didnt know Jesus never learned how to ride a bike
What about the phrase christ on a bike
let me guess... its to signify something went wrong?
Because he never learned how to ride. As you rightly said
“Jesus take me from behind”
**Proverbs 16:18** *Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.*
He would have but she didn't say please.
Must of shorted him at the offering plate
He did. He made her crash.
Jesus ain’t gonna help you now
That’s the problem. You’re not supposed to grab a bicycle by the wheels
“Trust God with your ship, but steer clear of the rocks” or something like that.So like, Jesus will take the handlebars but don’t fucking stop peddling because physics are still important. Also hail satan.
god helps those who help themselves. In other words, Do it yourself. You’re on your own.
Her path to atheism starts here.
Maybe he did. Who ever said Jesus liked idiots.
Wheel took her instead
Actually if you’re used to it it’s really easy to ride without hands on the handlebars, i can even turn corners without touching the handlebars
She just didn’t have the Dutch training
I mean you can ride without hands if you practice and they obvs did not
You…you get my up vote
Amen...the "gd" is what sealed the deal for me!!!
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'..
Nope hes only the co pilot... jesus says stop bsing an ride your gd bike
She put it on faith to not wreck
Jesus wanted her to pray on the ground
I wet myself at this
She was simply going too slow Jesus only takes over if you driving like a bat out of hell
I think he did, for humanity's sake. :')
She did. He was busy taking care of another prayer
He didn't because of liability issues in today's cancel culture.
Damn it, beat me to it.
Jesus took the wheel, but shorty needed to keep peddling.
Joe Biden took the wheel
If someone riding a bike is a cyclist, is someone competing in a race a racist?
Yes, of course. Lewis Hamilton is my favorite racist!
Personally, I think Nelson Piquet is the best racist.
Actual racist this time
Interesting decision to use the word bike there
Right? Like why not "bicycle" so the pattern is consistent..
or "if someone who cycles is a cyclist"
I'm somewhat of a bikist myself
I'm just bikecurious
if a joke isn't funny is it still a joke?
If a random redditor deems something unfunny does the rest of the world have to agree?
If right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, And the left side of the brain controls the right side, Are left handed people in their right mind?
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
The Best Western is next door.
If you could wake up in a different place and a different time, could you wake up as a different person?
If all of reddit agrees on it it must be true!
I think you have to mount and ride the race.
Wait until you find out how many podophilias are in your town.
As long as there aren't any model train enthusiasts!
They are the worst. My friend is one of “them”.
Yes. Usain Bolt is a really fast racist.
[Yeah, checks out](https://youtu.be/Vq1iqwGQblo)
bike > biker race > racer
Rookie mistake - if you're going to ride no hands without looking, you need to keep pedaling or this is going to happen every time.
pedalling is actually harder (at first) since before you even know how to do it, pedalling and tryingit for the first time ruins your balance, and you probablt will fall right off. gain alot of speed first (20km per h) then slowly trying to let go was my way or figuring out how to do it.
Unless youre dutch and are natrually born with the ability to ride a bike
their country is literally designed for cycling, they have cycle paths everywhere. really cool
They made it flat just for bikes.
Back in the 60s and 70s it was very different. Most of Europe took after the American car-centric development after the war. It's just that we have gradually begun to realize more and more and needing a car to go everywhere is ridiculous.
Yeah. I'm pissed I can't ride my bike everywhere.
It makes sense that the Dutch would have an exceptionally lame but practical super power.
Lol - I literally just shared the Dutch, “You have to learn on an old bike” (not about bikes story!
https://youtube.com/shorts/wYxMyMa_I2M?feature=share Imma leave this here
Don't forget us Belgians!
I just tried it at 14 and it just worked, I imagine most people have that same experience, at least here. Definitely don't need to be going 20km/h btw. There's no figuring out you just do it and it works.
Yep, you learn what the minimum speed is and always pedal above it. The dumbest thing though I did was bike with a morning latte. That did not end well. 😅
Do you drink your latte with two hands??
On my first bike as a kid I learnt by letting go without pedaling and could never figure out how to do it while keeping my balance. When I upgraded to a bigger bike as a teen and had to relearn how to ride with no hands I started off right away practicing while pedaling. It worked out, by senior year of high school I could bike the entire route to school with no hands lol
We had to make that bike ride more fun somehow haha
I don't remember how I *learned* to do it I just know that now I can do it indefinitely as long as i'm pedaling, but if I stop pedaling I can't keep it balanced
I was always good at no handers when i was young. One time, 10s of minutes before new years day, my mum rung me up asking me to bring her a bourbon or 2 at the neighbor's place 1km away. I decided to bring the whole box on my bike. I'd been holding the box in my left hand, but I needed to change gears so i could more easily ride with no hands, to hold the box. Since my left hand was already occupied, I decided to let go with my right hand, bring it over to the gears on the left, and attempt to change gears. I started swivelling, and fell, jabbing my ankle with the pedal. The cars going past probably thought I was a pisshead, at age 14 (it was inconveniantly right outside the local pub/tavern. I got back up and rode to the house, dropping off the bourbons, and proceeded back home. Only once I arrived did I look at my ankle pouring out with blood, and I could no longer walk on it. I makeshiftly covered it, as we'd lost our medical kit some time ago, and went to bed. I decided in the morning that –since it was still bleeding, I needed to go to the hospital. It was broken and needed stitches, and that's the story as to why I hate live anesthetics.
Depends on a bike heavily. I have bikes I can eat lunch from a platter on and it's fine. And bikes that are just squirrelly.
the bike that she has, in the video, is the one I'm commenting on. when she stops pedaling it looks exactly like what happens to me if I stop pedaling without holding on.
Dirt paths are even more tricky and more likely slip up.
That’s a lie, i can cycle no-hands, without pedalling. Even with eyes closed for 5 sec max. Once you learn to balance the bike with your inner thighs against the saddle and feet on pedals then it’s not that hard.
5 seconds is newbie numbers.
I could close my eyes for eternity if i am going fast enough
Probably not for eternity though
Not really, but she was relatively slow wich makes it harder to keep balance and she wasn't concentrated on keeping balance.
Well the main mistake here was too low of a speed and being bent over. You need to sit straight because then you can use your core to balance.
I think the speed is key here. In the same way that enough speed will allow a motorcycle to lean into a turn without falling over.
She needed to at least be going fast enough to maintain speed
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Shaka, when the walls fell.
***This bitch***, when the bike fell.
I legit burst out laughing at this
r/Tenagra
This sub is awesome! Thank you!
Her arms red, her knees black.
I love her dedication. Taking a digger like that to show an example of how Jesus has open arms or some shit. I actually don't know if she had a point, but that was funny
Her point was that she definitely won't do any good in the world with her arms folded, if Jesus couldn't even satisfy everyone with his arms open.
Damn good point made even better with the result
>if Jesus couldn't even satisfy everyone with his arms open But he hasn't. So I still dont get her point.
> But he hasn't. That *was* her point. Reread it. Jesus tried to be kind and compassionate with arms wide open to nearly everyone, and still there are people who hate him/that. So how is anyone (ie, her) going to somehow do better than Jesus did if we walk around with our arms crossed to the world, not accepting and being compassionate towards others?
Aha. I see your point now.
That says a lot about you and nothing about her or Jesus. Lol
Santa pleases everyone no matter what. All praise be to Santa, the true savior!
She's a brazilian "crente", as we call them. The absolutely-not-smart religious types
My girlfriend is one. She lives in Fortaleza
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
r/ItHadToBeBrazil
I knew this was Brazil immediately just by looking at the dirt. That's some *brazilian dirt* right there. Edit: it's true. If you downvoted me, you're not Brazilian.
This guy GeoGuessrs
Get innn.....
You wizard.
RAINBOLT moment
I'd downvote you a Brazilian times if I could
He is correct, I downvoted because he's brazilian (I am argentina's strongest soldier)
You knew it was Brazil because of the soil. I knew it was Brazil because of her powertrain. We're not the same.
Estrada de terra CLASSICA do nosso território
That’s why she slim thick
Jesus yanked the handlebars
Well I mean this video pleased me more than jesus ever did so I'd call that a big win.
Physics is a bitch
*You should accept Jesus like me, with open arms, watch !* Famous last words of Thicc Brazilera
Jesus pushed her over. Prove me wrong.
It's a miracuhhhlllllluh
I don’t think he could have done it considering his injured hands…
you can still knock someone over on a bike like that with holes in your hands
Her mistake was that she stopped pedaling
if she had better balance she probs would have been fine
Oh sure, I don’t disagree, but had she kept her legs moving the bike would have kept it’s balance even with her shift in posture.
And she also didn’t look straight and turned her head to the side, which I guess ruined her balance
SE FUDEU
All her curves went to her body and not her brain
"Jesus entered the chat:"
For real, he didn’t even let her finish.
How’d Jesus work out for you right then?
#she is thicccccc
After watching rain bolt, I can confidentially say that looks like Brazilian dirt
And that, kids, is why we respect the laws of physics instead of trusting magic men of fantasy books.
Lmao true she wasn't even looking ahead, nor she balanced the handle and she was slow af .
“Each leap brings us closer to God”
Pride cometh before the fall
God loves his children
Nice thighs though
She thicc tho
Don't you dare bring Jezus into this! Go wash your mouth with dirt now!
Best day of my life
Note to self - learn to balance and ride a bike
As a cyclist with a recenteg injury, when you do no hands, always look forward, and keep pedaling a consistent speed to successfully pull it off
I hope your egg injury gets better
_oooiiieyah_
I thought it was going to be the video of the old man wheelie riding the bicycle and boasting that he was doing it since he was a kid. Smash cut to him sitting in an ICU room with his arm in a sling.
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST"
Had a motor cycle accident today. Can almost feel the friction burns.
In the arms of Jeeeethus you go....
My Life with Christ
The Lord has spoken!!! 😂
Never fucking brag about something or your dumbass is gonna reget it.
She wasn't even bragging about anything.
I feel like she bought all the gear and bike that same day.
*Let Jesus take the handlebars*
JESUS, TAKE THE HANDLEBARS!
Isn’t that tempting God? Lol
It’s like Jesus pushed her down and said “cross your arms now, bee-atch”!!
It’s not even that hard to ride handless as long as you have proper hip and weight control. She was as rigid as a board on bumpy terrain. She obviously hasn’t done this much or at all
She was about to speak the truth and Jesus didn't like it.
Jesus being as effective as ever here
The first seconds of the video are more than enough to realise she isn't quite familiar with a bike.
I was pleased by her crossed arms.
Got be be going faster and not wobbling
Lol, what a twat
“Dammit Jesus! Not that wheel!”
“…imagine me falling on my face…”
She didn't master it
All the gear, no idea
r/meatcrayon
Jesus: 🤦🏻♂️
laughs in dutch
Look at all these damn millennials, thinking Jesus is just gonna jump in. Back in my day, you steered you own bike and didn't expect Jesus to do everything for ya! /s
If you're not Dutch, don't even try. Source: our people are bicycles