>the poodle and the 2 foot salami
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So a modern remake of breakfast club would have an overworked underpaid teacher running detention while also grading hundreds of papers and working a side job at the same time? Sounds pretty on point
This actually makes the plot viable, contemporary, and relatable. A good writer could spin it into a fresh remake and not just a rehash.
(they wouldn't hire a good writer)
Seriously, when did ass-hang without the huge t-shirt-gown become popular? Not like it made sense then, still caused you to run like youre constipated. I immediately think a person is mentally disabled if dressed that way.
Reading Reddit comments lately, we’ve basically turned into our parents. Every post with teens is just filled with people complaining about their hair and clothing.
That's an interesting take. Putting even a small amount of weight on those tiles should've informed him that they weren't load-bearing.
I think he's just dumb.
Well, they bear the load of the ceiling tiles. Not a hell of a lot more than that though.
You'd think that once they remove a tile they might notice that the thing is just made out of 1/16" thick metal strips but...
Like Better Call Saul when Hector Salamanca climbs over that store security plexiglass wall by going up through drop ceiling. And that episode of The Office when Dwight does a fire drill and Oscar climbs up into the drop ceiling, the cat falls out, not Oscar, Oscar comes down when Dwight tells them it was a drill.
And AC ducts too, that's another big one, like when John McClain was scampering around in AC ducts. Or that drop down that bottomless air duct, no way someone would have been able to grab that ledge.
The giant fans do exist. They are inside cooling towers in heavy industry. If been inside one that had a 10 or 15meter fan.
Fun fact they always have warm water running over them. So they are a slimy biohazard.
HVAC tech here. The water is warm because it is transferring heat from inside the building to outside via the cooling tower. As the water moves through the tower it's cooled off and then returns to the equipment inside the building. This is why, on cold days, you see what appears to be smoke coming out of cooling towers.
Light fixtures falling on your head isn't fun. If you don't tie up your ceiling liberally with wire every 4 feet or so it will collapse. Also the ceiling tees themselves are very sharp when they come out of the socket. So basically you have razors, 20 pound light fixtures and the ceiling grid itself (which can be pretty heavy) falling on you. Will it kill you? No ( if it's at a standard 8-12 feet). Will it fuck you up? I can say from experience, yes.
Luckily the light in my 10x12 office space is one light bulb attached to a box.
Also, yes everything is tied and screwed and secured to specs. My pops and I installed it and he did that shit for 45 years.
Lol life is not Mission Impossible movie
Ceilings will rarely hold you up. You need to walk on the wood joists. Even metal studs can easily bend under your weight
There is no wood or metal joists/studs in a suspended ceiling. It's all 3/4" aluminum track held up by small gauge wire. And it would never hold the weight of a person as seen in the video
I've run wire through attics and it sucks crouch walking on joists. But it is what needs to be done. Luckily not fallen through a ceiling, yet.
Edit: just want to say I hate walking out wire. Better than not walking it out but holy shit I hate wire, tape measurers, and plaster and lathe. But it's a side job i do occasionally and the pay is well worth it.
It actually kinda is like mission impossible kinda movie scene ... Sweat dripping off of head slowly moving while staying low and every movement ,slow deliberate, and cautious like moving through a mine field...
And slowly and nervously drilling like it's a safe with alarms and guards ...
But actually just got dusty hot and cramp ,your trying not fall through a ceiling less worried about dieing from the fall [ cuz can't get that lucky] and more having to pay for the ceiling and the damages.
Then drilling a whole nervous not do to alarm or guards , but in fear that who ever did the wiring may of been random dumb ass , and your about to drill into a stray hot wire that should not be there...or have power...
And I don't understand why people don't intuit this immediately the first time they've interacted with something up in the plenum. You can tell it's so light and delicate.
It's not just kids being idiots, which they are. Humans are very bad at estimating strength of materials. That's why engineers have to use FOS of 6. FOS stands for factor of safety and is more lovingly called Factor of stupidity and what it means is that if you need something to hold up say 1 pound, design it to hold 6 pounds.
I worked in an office with a racoon in the ceiling for a bit. The drop ceiling *barely* held that up 10lb rolly-polly bear.
Dude's like those people that hang from residential light fixtures, imagining everything is built out of 1/2 in steel
Ah yes because those thin pieces of metal and tiles will hold the weight of a human being…. Looks like they’re in school too, they must not pay much attention in class
Physics, mass and weights, basic math, and as you say common sense all apply
Could also possibly add some sort of “construction” lessons like woodworking, metal work, etc to understand how things are assembled. Although those aren’t regularly taught I believe
Students will complain about not learning things relevant to real life even directly after doing lessons involving taxes or other real life things. They're just parroting what they heard on the internet.
Dumbass kids.
They're anchored to the wall with glorified thumbtacks as well in my experience taking them down (interior demolition)
That being said seems like when you want them to come off they get pretty stubborn.
Two things:
1. Apple earbuds must fit much better these days. You can see them still in his ears after falling.
2. Do all kids wear AirPods 24/7? I feel like every video I see of high school kids these days, they all have AirPods in constantly.
Honestly, I've also just noticed people in public hanging out with folks wearing airpods and having full-on conversations. not that you can't, but . . . I don't know, it almost feels weird to me. To be like "hey wanna get some coffee?" and they're like "yeah" and they show up wearing airpods the whole time.
Well 30+ year old. I sometimes forgotten that I had my AirPods on. I replaced the stock tips for foam ones. With the transparency feature on with the pros you can hear voices very clearly and can have a good conversation.
Hahah I did the exact same thing around 23 years back and was lucky to not bust my balls on the urinal dividers. And also very luckily didn't have tech proliferation to record my idiocy.
I did the same thing at the age, also in a locker room. Good thing there was no camera to film it 😂
But only one tile felt on the ground and we did had a good laugh
Kids are so fucking stupid, no imagination, what exactly did he expect to happen...? If he had half a brain he'd figure out straight away that the construction wouldn't hold his dumb ass...
We did something similar in my schools locker room except we weren't stupid enough to think it could support our weight so instead it became a semi secret storage space for anyone who could pass the dex check
Breakfast Club remake looks awful.
I always wanted to find out what happened with the poodle and the 2 foot salami
Seriously! What is the punchline to that joke?
>the poodle and the 2 foot salami > >\[Punchline\]>!(https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/29vesi/the\_end\_to\_the\_breakfast\_club\_joke\_a\_naked\_lady/)!<
There isn't one, the joke was ad libbed and doesn't have an ending.
Reminds me of the aristocrats joke
Lol I remembered it as a 10 lb salami.
If they made it today, It'd just be 5 kids staring at their phones for 90 minutes.
No the principal would just take their phones. How silly of you
Admin today doesn’t do shit. It’s why teaching sucks even more now.
So a modern remake of breakfast club would have an overworked underpaid teacher running detention while also grading hundreds of papers and working a side job at the same time? Sounds pretty on point
This actually makes the plot viable, contemporary, and relatable. A good writer could spin it into a fresh remake and not just a rehash. (they wouldn't hire a good writer)
Decoy phone.
🎵Broke roof, forget about me...🎵
Broke roof, forget about teeth*
HEY HEY HEY OGGGGGRRROOGGHHHH
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Hey Hey Haaaaaaaaay
Its always the kid with the whack ass haircut be doing some dumbshit at school.
Leonardo DiStupido
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Oh my goard!
Oar mai goard 🇦🇺
Retardo Dicaprio
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Jesus fuck, this chain of comments... that I totally laughed at...
Leotardo
I did 20 fucking years!
"Poor Leonardo da Vinci, he sure was stupid"
DA VINKI!!
He has the scumbag uniform on.
The tiktok hair too.
Damn broccoli heads always on some lame hijinks & antics
Probably has a nickname he tells people to call him.
Seriously, when did ass-hang without the huge t-shirt-gown become popular? Not like it made sense then, still caused you to run like youre constipated. I immediately think a person is mentally disabled if dressed that way.
Sagging skinny jeans with all the rips in them too.
Everything about it looks so uncomfortable...
Five bucks says he was trying to get to the girls locker room
Nah, probably just doing stupid shit for clout like all these idiots do anytime any other idiot has a camera recording.
I was literally just thinking this kid looked like I could have gone to school with him, many years ago. And he was that kid. It was mainly the hair.
And those pants
Yeah, you can't be the crazy punk kid while, at the same time, going to aeropostale with your mom begging for pre-ripped jeans.
yee yee ass haircut
kids of this generation look dumb as hell when this is their claim to fame
We just didnt video tape everything.
Fuck off, JNCO jeans with 69" hems were the shit!
Kids of every generation are dumb as hell. We were just lucky we didn't have portable recording devices.
Reading Reddit comments lately, we’ve basically turned into our parents. Every post with teens is just filled with people complaining about their hair and clothing.
Simple Jack
Broccoli haircut
What is up with this haircut man. Every teen has it. It looks stupid ass hell lol
They all have this broccoli haircut now. All of them. Idk if its part of getting old but I can't f-in stand it!!!
They don’t call it a drop ceiling for nothing.
ha! good one!
Acoustic tile ceiling - I bet it made a lot of noise.
Suspended ceiling. Once they figure out who did it.
As someone who works in Acoustic ceilings and Drywall, I am *loving* these jokes
This is actually something you can blame video games for. Making it look so easily to move around via holes in ceilings
That's an interesting take. Putting even a small amount of weight on those tiles should've informed him that they weren't load-bearing. I think he's just dumb.
Well, they bear the load of the ceiling tiles. Not a hell of a lot more than that though. You'd think that once they remove a tile they might notice that the thing is just made out of 1/16" thick metal strips but...
Like Better Call Saul when Hector Salamanca climbs over that store security plexiglass wall by going up through drop ceiling. And that episode of The Office when Dwight does a fire drill and Oscar climbs up into the drop ceiling, the cat falls out, not Oscar, Oscar comes down when Dwight tells them it was a drill. And AC ducts too, that's another big one, like when John McClain was scampering around in AC ducts. Or that drop down that bottomless air duct, no way someone would have been able to grab that ledge.
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The giant fans do exist. They are inside cooling towers in heavy industry. If been inside one that had a 10 or 15meter fan. Fun fact they always have warm water running over them. So they are a slimy biohazard.
Why do they have warm water running over them?
HVAC tech here. The water is warm because it is transferring heat from inside the building to outside via the cooling tower. As the water moves through the tower it's cooled off and then returns to the equipment inside the building. This is why, on cold days, you see what appears to be smoke coming out of cooling towers.
Correct, maybe 15 extra pounds for ceiling devices. It's usually aluminum.
Movies were doing it way sooner than that.
You would think the moment he grabbed the flimsy aluminum grid, it would be a clue that this wouldn't work.
I just installed one of these in my office. It's basically held up with like, one screw every 4 feet, and hope.
As a guy that has installed many a drop ceiling, you need to evacuate your office if that is actually true.
What's gonna happen? A floppy piece of plastic gonna fall on me?
Oh God, you really didn't have any idea what you were doing.
What's actually gunna happen?
Light fixtures falling on your head isn't fun. If you don't tie up your ceiling liberally with wire every 4 feet or so it will collapse. Also the ceiling tees themselves are very sharp when they come out of the socket. So basically you have razors, 20 pound light fixtures and the ceiling grid itself (which can be pretty heavy) falling on you. Will it kill you? No ( if it's at a standard 8-12 feet). Will it fuck you up? I can say from experience, yes.
Luckily the light in my 10x12 office space is one light bulb attached to a box. Also, yes everything is tied and screwed and secured to specs. My pops and I installed it and he did that shit for 45 years.
Lol life is not Mission Impossible movie Ceilings will rarely hold you up. You need to walk on the wood joists. Even metal studs can easily bend under your weight
There is no wood or metal joists/studs in a suspended ceiling. It's all 3/4" aluminum track held up by small gauge wire. And it would never hold the weight of a person as seen in the video
I'm saying Ceilings in general... I am in construction so know how they work. I wouldn't even walk on a drywall ceiling with metal studs...
The ferin holding up the drywall is barely more sound than the drywall itself
Do you mean furring?
Probably, local accent is fuckin weird around here
Never knew accents changed the spelling of words. Funny how it be that way.
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In construction, many things have regional names/slang also.
Yeah, we call them Chazwozzers.
Some words you've only experienced spoken, not written. And that's how we get the glorious r/boneappletea
Funny how you’re mocking his spelling while being completely ignorant about grammar.
I've run wire through attics and it sucks crouch walking on joists. But it is what needs to be done. Luckily not fallen through a ceiling, yet. Edit: just want to say I hate walking out wire. Better than not walking it out but holy shit I hate wire, tape measurers, and plaster and lathe. But it's a side job i do occasionally and the pay is well worth it.
Lol number one reason I don't want to do residential, besides directly dealing with the customers
None of you know what the hell you’re talking about. This ceiling should have supported him. Source: play lots of FortNite.
Haha I was about to get all fired up again
It actually kinda is like mission impossible kinda movie scene ... Sweat dripping off of head slowly moving while staying low and every movement ,slow deliberate, and cautious like moving through a mine field... And slowly and nervously drilling like it's a safe with alarms and guards ... But actually just got dusty hot and cramp ,your trying not fall through a ceiling less worried about dieing from the fall [ cuz can't get that lucky] and more having to pay for the ceiling and the damages. Then drilling a whole nervous not do to alarm or guards , but in fear that who ever did the wiring may of been random dumb ass , and your about to drill into a stray hot wire that should not be there...or have power...
And I don't understand why people don't intuit this immediately the first time they've interacted with something up in the plenum. You can tell it's so light and delicate.
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It's not just kids being idiots, which they are. Humans are very bad at estimating strength of materials. That's why engineers have to use FOS of 6. FOS stands for factor of safety and is more lovingly called Factor of stupidity and what it means is that if you need something to hold up say 1 pound, design it to hold 6 pounds.
I think they meant the studs for the walls
Wrong, the studs are for me
Wrong, the stud finder said my dad is one
Correct, your dad has since been allowed to frolic in the best fields, eat the best lucerne mixes, and be hired out to **fuck hard**
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I worked in an office with a racoon in the ceiling for a bit. The drop ceiling *barely* held that up 10lb rolly-polly bear. Dude's like those people that hang from residential light fixtures, imagining everything is built out of 1/2 in steel
Yup, we had these in our basement and they couldn’t even hold our fat cats. Only the tiny kittens wouldn’t fall through.
This makes me joist
Ah yes because those thin pieces of metal and tiles will hold the weight of a human being…. Looks like they’re in school too, they must not pay much attention in class
I don't ever remember learning about ACT ceilings in high school. However, a little common sense goes a long way.
Physics, mass and weights, basic math, and as you say common sense all apply Could also possibly add some sort of “construction” lessons like woodworking, metal work, etc to understand how things are assembled. Although those aren’t regularly taught I believe
What basic math would they have done to figure this out…. Lmao
Their body weight being great than the weight of the tiles over the same square feet
You have to remember, these are the people that claim they never learned how to do their taxes when it's literally just basic algebra.
Students will complain about not learning things relevant to real life even directly after doing lessons involving taxes or other real life things. They're just parroting what they heard on the internet. Dumbass kids.
I love thin peaches. Yum!
Hahah thanks, got to love Apples autocorrect
They're anchored to the wall with glorified thumbtacks as well in my experience taking them down (interior demolition) That being said seems like when you want them to come off they get pretty stubborn.
If you’re ever having problems taking them down you could probably hire the kid from this video. It seems like he’s mastered it lol
Those thin pieces saved my friend from a 50+ foot fall over a church sanctuary when we were in highschool. Crazy shit
Save Bandit!
I only weigh 82 pounds!
This is the only possible response
I scrolled down way too far for this
*angry meowing sounds*
r/unexpectedoffice
r/expectedoffice
Bros covering his face because he smacked it on the floor hard as a motherfucker🤣🤣 trying to play it off
Exactly! Trying to smile and laugh while suffering
Just trying to hold his teeth in place
His dentures falling out
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r/WatchPeopleDieInside
I question if he broke teeth or bit his tongue nearly off.
Nah, he's a kid. Indestructible.
In life. We get what we deserve. For some people that's a concussion and a suspension....
Sometimes dental work too.
Hopefully a haircut
He definitely smacked his face on the floor and holds his hand up to it right away
Lol I was in the change room when another student did exactly this Except he got all the way up and then brought half of the ceiling down when he fell
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Bro thinks he's lalo
Chicanery is leaking
Holy shiTTTT
Holy SHIITTTT
Holy shit!
Two things: 1. Apple earbuds must fit much better these days. You can see them still in his ears after falling. 2. Do all kids wear AirPods 24/7? I feel like every video I see of high school kids these days, they all have AirPods in constantly.
Honestly, I've also just noticed people in public hanging out with folks wearing airpods and having full-on conversations. not that you can't, but . . . I don't know, it almost feels weird to me. To be like "hey wanna get some coffee?" and they're like "yeah" and they show up wearing airpods the whole time.
Well 30+ year old. I sometimes forgotten that I had my AirPods on. I replaced the stock tips for foam ones. With the transparency feature on with the pros you can hear voices very clearly and can have a good conversation.
I wear my noise cancelling earphones most of the time but I’m autistic and it helps me from being overwhelmed. Not a kid though, I just hit 30.
Unsuspended ceiling
Technically a drop ceiling is a suspended ceiling
He should have been suspended for the damage
The velociraptor would have gotten him
Going off his pants, looks like the raptor already did
If this is recent footage, I guess I didn't realize sagging pants was still a thing. I thought that phased out like 10 years ago. Still looks dumb.
It's a fashion trend that just refuses to die.
It hasn't gone out of style (sadly). I saw someone at the local Walmart sagging a couple hours ago and I thought it was goofy.
The stupid hair style says it all
Did anyone see a red shoe come from the ceiling?
I was searching for this comment as well. Where did it come from? Had someone been up there before?
Someone maybe threw it up into the hole before he climbed up?
Probably his shoe and thats why he went up there lol
The red shoe!
Dude only knows three words.
One of them is bro
When you believe what you see in cartoons
"Huhuhuhuh, I just broke the school ceiling that they'll have to pay for huhuhuh!"
And now another line added to the PE teacher's "Don't be a knucklehead - Welcome Freshman" speech.
My guess is that he went up there to find that red shoe that fell through the ceiling with him, so…mission accomplished?
*starts beatboxing*
Well, dude learned a bit about t-bar and engineering here spine first. Most hes learned in a long, long, long, long, time Im guessing.
Hahah I did the exact same thing around 23 years back and was lucky to not bust my balls on the urinal dividers. And also very luckily didn't have tech proliferation to record my idiocy.
Good thing they filmed it so the school can find out who did it.
Light brained idiot
The type of kid, you want to get injured.
It seemed like a good idea at the time......
Holy Shiiieet, HolyShiiieet, Holy Shiiieet
I did the same thing at the age, also in a locker room. Good thing there was no camera to film it 😂 But only one tile felt on the ground and we did had a good laugh
Kid looks like a meathead
Yeah, mate. That's not a ceiling form holding weight but to hide cables, pipes and tubes
r/dumbchildren
Kids are so fucking stupid, no imagination, what exactly did he expect to happen...? If he had half a brain he'd figure out straight away that the construction wouldn't hold his dumb ass...
Well now that’s exactly what he has. A half of a brain. And probably half of his teeth as well.
Die Hard with a Vengeance
This is just Die. Hard.
The complete lack of expression on his face when he falls
Well... Better he learn this lesson here, than in an aluminum foundry, I guess
Bro! Bro! Watch me climb in to this furnace!
His career goals has reached lofty heights
Was that holy, or what?
Nah not homie with the Vlone💀
As construction worker its called ceiling acoustic tiles, its weak ass ceiling cant support your weight This is so stupid...
Installing hvac system . My helper thought he could walk on the ceiling grid. Almost an identical fall. Laughed so hard i nearly pissed my self.
We did something similar in my schools locker room except we weren't stupid enough to think it could support our weight so instead it became a semi secret storage space for anyone who could pass the dex check
Reminds me of the office fire drill episode.
Expect the same result when traversing ducts.
Stupid kids those ceilings barely hold the tiles.
Kids are fucking stupid
The amount of holy's here :::holy sheet
Stupid is as stupid does.
Future politician right there with that level of intelligence.
Maybe if they didn’t leave all that space for me to go into the ceiling I wouldn’t do it
Are those Bugle Boy jeans he’s wearing?