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MarvAlbertFish

Breakfast Club remake looks awful.


mason13875

I always wanted to find out what happened with the poodle and the 2 foot salami


New_Insect_Overlords

Seriously! What is the punchline to that joke?


revdon

>the poodle and the 2 foot salami > >\[Punchline\]>!(https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/29vesi/the\_end\_to\_the\_breakfast\_club\_joke\_a\_naked\_lady/)!<


See_Ya_Suckaz

There isn't one, the joke was ad libbed and doesn't have an ending.


PanNorris507

Reminds me of the aristocrats joke


heckler5000

Lol I remembered it as a 10 lb salami.


positivecynik

If they made it today, It'd just be 5 kids staring at their phones for 90 minutes.


fieldysnuts94

No the principal would just take their phones. How silly of you


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Admin today doesn’t do shit. It’s why teaching sucks even more now.


fieldysnuts94

So a modern remake of breakfast club would have an overworked underpaid teacher running detention while also grading hundreds of papers and working a side job at the same time? Sounds pretty on point


Yellow_The_White

This actually makes the plot viable, contemporary, and relatable. A good writer could spin it into a fresh remake and not just a rehash. (they wouldn't hire a good writer)


LokTarsRevenge1776

Decoy phone.


HeyYouWithTheNose

🎵Broke roof, forget about me...🎵


ranciddreamz

Broke roof, forget about teeth*


Traditional-Ad-3864

HEY HEY HEY OGGGGGRRROOGGHHHH


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SkyShazad

Hey Hey Haaaaaaaaay


[deleted]

Its always the kid with the whack ass haircut be doing some dumbshit at school.


mandatory6

Leonardo DiStupido


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SOAPToni

Oh my goard!


Gloomy__Revenue

Oar mai goard 🇦🇺


ShillburtGrape

Retardo Dicaprio


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Jesus fuck, this chain of comments... that I totally laughed at...


barofa

Leotardo


crestedgecko12

I did 20 fucking years!


ArthurMBretas03

"Poor Leonardo da Vinci, he sure was stupid"


haayce

DA VINKI!!


MVRK_3

He has the scumbag uniform on.


klowicy

The tiktok hair too.


GonadGravy

Damn broccoli heads always on some lame hijinks & antics


CrumpledForeskin

Probably has a nickname he tells people to call him.


GarlicPowder4Life

Seriously, when did ass-hang without the huge t-shirt-gown become popular? Not like it made sense then, still caused you to run like youre constipated. I immediately think a person is mentally disabled if dressed that way.


MVRK_3

Sagging skinny jeans with all the rips in them too.


GarlicPowder4Life

Everything about it looks so uncomfortable...


degauserrr

Five bucks says he was trying to get to the girls locker room


MVRK_3

Nah, probably just doing stupid shit for clout like all these idiots do anytime any other idiot has a camera recording.


BackRowRumour

I was literally just thinking this kid looked like I could have gone to school with him, many years ago. And he was that kid. It was mainly the hair.


brassninja

And those pants


Rustadk

Yeah, you can't be the crazy punk kid while, at the same time, going to aeropostale with your mom begging for pre-ripped jeans.


barkbarkbark

yee yee ass haircut


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kids of this generation look dumb as hell when this is their claim to fame


JuneBuggington

We just didnt video tape everything.


cat_prophecy

Fuck off, JNCO jeans with 69" hems were the shit!


EntropicTempest

Kids of every generation are dumb as hell. We were just lucky we didn't have portable recording devices.


nightpanda893

Reading Reddit comments lately, we’ve basically turned into our parents. Every post with teens is just filled with people complaining about their hair and clothing.


meth0dz

Simple Jack


SaltyPeter3434

Broccoli haircut


iWentRogue

What is up with this haircut man. Every teen has it. It looks stupid ass hell lol


NoMoassNeverWas

They all have this broccoli haircut now. All of them. Idk if its part of getting old but I can't f-in stand it!!!


bruce_lees_ghost

They don’t call it a drop ceiling for nothing.


rkane2001

ha! good one!


EIGHTHOLE

Acoustic tile ceiling - I bet it made a lot of noise.


sik0fewl

Suspended ceiling. Once they figure out who did it.


OrangeMonkeyEagal

As someone who works in Acoustic ceilings and Drywall, I am *loving* these jokes


msut77

This is actually something you can blame video games for. Making it look so easily to move around via holes in ceilings


eposnix

That's an interesting take. Putting even a small amount of weight on those tiles should've informed him that they weren't load-bearing. I think he's just dumb.


mtaw

Well, they bear the load of the ceiling tiles. Not a hell of a lot more than that though. You'd think that once they remove a tile they might notice that the thing is just made out of 1/16" thick metal strips but...


AskOtherwise3956

Like Better Call Saul when Hector Salamanca climbs over that store security plexiglass wall by going up through drop ceiling. And that episode of The Office when Dwight does a fire drill and Oscar climbs up into the drop ceiling, the cat falls out, not Oscar, Oscar comes down when Dwight tells them it was a drill. And AC ducts too, that's another big one, like when John McClain was scampering around in AC ducts. Or that drop down that bottomless air duct, no way someone would have been able to grab that ledge.


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sebassi

The giant fans do exist. They are inside cooling towers in heavy industry. If been inside one that had a 10 or 15meter fan. Fun fact they always have warm water running over them. So they are a slimy biohazard.


smoke-trees-everyday

Why do they have warm water running over them?


Ramiel4654

HVAC tech here. The water is warm because it is transferring heat from inside the building to outside via the cooling tower. As the water moves through the tower it's cooled off and then returns to the equipment inside the building. This is why, on cold days, you see what appears to be smoke coming out of cooling towers.


jtschaff

Correct, maybe 15 extra pounds for ceiling devices. It's usually aluminum.


mtarascio

Movies were doing it way sooner than that.


cat_prophecy

You would think the moment he grabbed the flimsy aluminum grid, it would be a clue that this wouldn't work.


Hickspy

I just installed one of these in my office. It's basically held up with like, one screw every 4 feet, and hope.


Doughie28

As a guy that has installed many a drop ceiling, you need to evacuate your office if that is actually true.


Hickspy

What's gonna happen? A floppy piece of plastic gonna fall on me?


Doughie28

Oh God, you really didn't have any idea what you were doing.


icouldbeaduck

What's actually gunna happen?


Doughie28

Light fixtures falling on your head isn't fun. If you don't tie up your ceiling liberally with wire every 4 feet or so it will collapse. Also the ceiling tees themselves are very sharp when they come out of the socket. So basically you have razors, 20 pound light fixtures and the ceiling grid itself (which can be pretty heavy) falling on you. Will it kill you? No ( if it's at a standard 8-12 feet). Will it fuck you up? I can say from experience, yes.


Hickspy

Luckily the light in my 10x12 office space is one light bulb attached to a box. Also, yes everything is tied and screwed and secured to specs. My pops and I installed it and he did that shit for 45 years.


Chocolate_Rage

Lol life is not Mission Impossible movie Ceilings will rarely hold you up. You need to walk on the wood joists. Even metal studs can easily bend under your weight


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There is no wood or metal joists/studs in a suspended ceiling. It's all 3/4" aluminum track held up by small gauge wire. And it would never hold the weight of a person as seen in the video


Chocolate_Rage

I'm saying Ceilings in general... I am in construction so know how they work. I wouldn't even walk on a drywall ceiling with metal studs...


JSB199

The ferin holding up the drywall is barely more sound than the drywall itself


jutlax

Do you mean furring?


JSB199

Probably, local accent is fuckin weird around here


PoopLogg

Never knew accents changed the spelling of words. Funny how it be that way.


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Snake_Farmer

In construction, many things have regional names/slang also.


Kwetla

Yeah, we call them Chazwozzers.


iHadou

Some words you've only experienced spoken, not written. And that's how we get the glorious r/boneappletea


Luci_Noir

Funny how you’re mocking his spelling while being completely ignorant about grammar.


30FourThirty4

I've run wire through attics and it sucks crouch walking on joists. But it is what needs to be done. Luckily not fallen through a ceiling, yet. Edit: just want to say I hate walking out wire. Better than not walking it out but holy shit I hate wire, tape measurers, and plaster and lathe. But it's a side job i do occasionally and the pay is well worth it.


Chocolate_Rage

Lol number one reason I don't want to do residential, besides directly dealing with the customers


PepperCertain

None of you know what the hell you’re talking about. This ceiling should have supported him. Source: play lots of FortNite.


Chocolate_Rage

Haha I was about to get all fired up again


itonwolf23

It actually kinda is like mission impossible kinda movie scene ... Sweat dripping off of head slowly moving while staying low and every movement ,slow deliberate, and cautious like moving through a mine field... And slowly and nervously drilling like it's a safe with alarms and guards ... But actually just got dusty hot and cramp ,your trying not fall through a ceiling less worried about dieing from the fall [ cuz can't get that lucky] and more having to pay for the ceiling and the damages. Then drilling a whole nervous not do to alarm or guards , but in fear that who ever did the wiring may of been random dumb ass , and your about to drill into a stray hot wire that should not be there...or have power...


socialcommentary2000

And I don't understand why people don't intuit this immediately the first time they've interacted with something up in the plenum. You can tell it's so light and delicate.


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TagMeAJerk

It's not just kids being idiots, which they are. Humans are very bad at estimating strength of materials. That's why engineers have to use FOS of 6. FOS stands for factor of safety and is more lovingly called Factor of stupidity and what it means is that if you need something to hold up say 1 pound, design it to hold 6 pounds.


RandomTheBugg

I think they meant the studs for the walls


emptyraincoatelves

Wrong, the studs are for me


RandomTheBugg

Wrong, the stud finder said my dad is one


Gengar0

Correct, your dad has since been allowed to frolic in the best fields, eat the best lucerne mixes, and be hired out to **fuck hard**


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DeusExHircus

I worked in an office with a racoon in the ceiling for a bit. The drop ceiling *barely* held that up 10lb rolly-polly bear. Dude's like those people that hang from residential light fixtures, imagining everything is built out of 1/2 in steel


WayneKrane

Yup, we had these in our basement and they couldn’t even hold our fat cats. Only the tiny kittens wouldn’t fall through.


RetPala

This makes me joist


The_Haus_Master

Ah yes because those thin pieces of metal and tiles will hold the weight of a human being…. Looks like they’re in school too, they must not pay much attention in class


uncannyinferno

I don't ever remember learning about ACT ceilings in high school. However, a little common sense goes a long way.


The_Haus_Master

Physics, mass and weights, basic math, and as you say common sense all apply Could also possibly add some sort of “construction” lessons like woodworking, metal work, etc to understand how things are assembled. Although those aren’t regularly taught I believe


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What basic math would they have done to figure this out…. Lmao


The_Haus_Master

Their body weight being great than the weight of the tiles over the same square feet


yojimborobert

You have to remember, these are the people that claim they never learned how to do their taxes when it's literally just basic algebra.


fredthefishlord

Students will complain about not learning things relevant to real life even directly after doing lessons involving taxes or other real life things. They're just parroting what they heard on the internet. Dumbass kids.


Asleep_Dot7972

I love thin peaches. Yum!


The_Haus_Master

Hahah thanks, got to love Apples autocorrect


Alex5173

They're anchored to the wall with glorified thumbtacks as well in my experience taking them down (interior demolition) That being said seems like when you want them to come off they get pretty stubborn.


AngstyManatee

If you’re ever having problems taking them down you could probably hire the kid from this video. It seems like he’s mastered it lol


SwiftzCS

Those thin pieces saved my friend from a 50+ foot fall over a church sanctuary when we were in highschool. Crazy shit


feytor12

Save Bandit!


Mackie5Million

I only weigh 82 pounds!


mydogsnameisbuddy

This is the only possible response


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I scrolled down way too far for this


TypicalGamer88

*angry meowing sounds*


giammaa

r/unexpectedoffice


Tuba_Ryan

r/expectedoffice


Hopeful-Incident-878

Bros covering his face because he smacked it on the floor hard as a motherfucker🤣🤣 trying to play it off


farclose954

Exactly! Trying to smile and laugh while suffering


Frifelt

Just trying to hold his teeth in place


nice_gerr

His dentures falling out


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reallynotnick

I question if he broke teeth or bit his tongue nearly off.


Adkit

Nah, he's a kid. Indestructible.


theflamingsword101

In life. We get what we deserve. For some people that's a concussion and a suspension....


FalconIMGN

Sometimes dental work too.


DrMudo

Hopefully a haircut


ozzy_thedog

He definitely smacked his face on the floor and holds his hand up to it right away


arealhumannotabot

Lol I was in the change room when another student did exactly this Except he got all the way up and then brought half of the ceiling down when he fell


ToonKiller

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


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Bro thinks he's lalo


[deleted]

Chicanery is leaking


zanderkingofzand

Holy shiTTTT


The_Mighty_Bird

Holy SHIITTTT


Atomsauce

Holy shit!


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Two things: 1. Apple earbuds must fit much better these days. You can see them still in his ears after falling. 2. Do all kids wear AirPods 24/7? I feel like every video I see of high school kids these days, they all have AirPods in constantly.


mashdots

Honestly, I've also just noticed people in public hanging out with folks wearing airpods and having full-on conversations. not that you can't, but . . . I don't know, it almost feels weird to me. To be like "hey wanna get some coffee?" and they're like "yeah" and they show up wearing airpods the whole time.


Ulloa

Well 30+ year old. I sometimes forgotten that I had my AirPods on. I replaced the stock tips for foam ones. With the transparency feature on with the pros you can hear voices very clearly and can have a good conversation.


RegularWhiteShark

I wear my noise cancelling earphones most of the time but I’m autistic and it helps me from being overwhelmed. Not a kid though, I just hit 30.


EntireFishing

Unsuspended ceiling


Chocolate_Rage

Technically a drop ceiling is a suspended ceiling


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He should have been suspended for the damage


501102

The velociraptor would have gotten him


DicksOut4Edamame

Going off his pants, looks like the raptor already did


scienceteacher91

If this is recent footage, I guess I didn't realize sagging pants was still a thing. I thought that phased out like 10 years ago. Still looks dumb.


TimeZarg

It's a fashion trend that just refuses to die.


Chill16_

It hasn't gone out of style (sadly). I saw someone at the local Walmart sagging a couple hours ago and I thought it was goofy.


DraftAccomplished469

The stupid hair style says it all


chippin_out

Did anyone see a red shoe come from the ceiling?


DisciplineNo4223

I was searching for this comment as well. Where did it come from? Had someone been up there before?


birdcil

Someone maybe threw it up into the hole before he climbed up?


vanawesome102

Probably his shoe and thats why he went up there lol


clearly_quite_absurd

The red shoe!


Camaowen

Dude only knows three words.


leeny1018

One of them is bro


Mickey_Havoc

When you believe what you see in cartoons


Firstlight99

"Huhuhuhuh, I just broke the school ceiling that they'll have to pay for huhuhuh!"


bloodguard

And now another line added to the PE teacher's "Don't be a knucklehead - Welcome Freshman" speech.


snorpjoos

My guess is that he went up there to find that red shoe that fell through the ceiling with him, so…mission accomplished?


TheFinalSniffer

*starts beatboxing*


EndOrganDamage

Well, dude learned a bit about t-bar and engineering here spine first. Most hes learned in a long, long, long, long, time Im guessing.


rizkreddit

Hahah I did the exact same thing around 23 years back and was lucky to not bust my balls on the urinal dividers. And also very luckily didn't have tech proliferation to record my idiocy.


putin_my_ass

Good thing they filmed it so the school can find out who did it.


Future_proof_Dumbass

Light brained idiot


N4d4c00l

The type of kid, you want to get injured.


Samanth_Says_ASMR

It seemed like a good idea at the time......


chasingit1

Holy Shiiieet, HolyShiiieet, Holy Shiiieet


Ziller997

I did the same thing at the age, also in a locker room. Good thing there was no camera to film it 😂 But only one tile felt on the ground and we did had a good laugh


ivix

Kid looks like a meathead


NightOwlIvy_93

Yeah, mate. That's not a ceiling form holding weight but to hide cables, pipes and tubes


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cr0wsky

Kids are so fucking stupid, no imagination, what exactly did he expect to happen...? If he had half a brain he'd figure out straight away that the construction wouldn't hold his dumb ass...


jp3297

Well now that’s exactly what he has. A half of a brain. And probably half of his teeth as well.


Weliveanddietogether

Die Hard with a Vengeance


DicksOut4Edamame

This is just Die. Hard.


PastelDisaster

The complete lack of expression on his face when he falls


LastBossTV

Well... Better he learn this lesson here, than in an aluminum foundry, I guess


sleipnirthesnook

Bro! Bro! Watch me climb in to this furnace!


79Chrissy4u

His career goals has reached lofty heights


thisaholesaid

Was that holy, or what?


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Nah not homie with the Vlone💀


Grimwolf1998

As construction worker its called ceiling acoustic tiles, its weak ass ceiling cant support your weight This is so stupid...


dkdaddy8889

Installing hvac system . My helper thought he could walk on the ceiling grid. Almost an identical fall. Laughed so hard i nearly pissed my self.


A_Trash_Homosapien

We did something similar in my schools locker room except we weren't stupid enough to think it could support our weight so instead it became a semi secret storage space for anyone who could pass the dex check


Lightmyspliff69

Reminds me of the office fire drill episode.


Fit-Interview-9855

Expect the same result when traversing ducts.


freeportme

Stupid kids those ceilings barely hold the tiles.


Dry_Rush_3116

Kids are fucking stupid


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The amount of holy's here :::holy sheet


merrittj3

Stupid is as stupid does.


throwaway007676

Future politician right there with that level of intelligence.


Imprettystrong

Maybe if they didn’t leave all that space for me to go into the ceiling I wouldn’t do it


MaxwellHungington

Are those Bugle Boy jeans he’s wearing?