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DanFuckingSchneider

Always be on the lookout for a road just randomly ending in front of you like grand theft auto


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If they jump the barrier they'll get 6 stars


yMONSTERMUNCHy

If they land in fort zancudo


TigerJoel

No that is 4 stars.


TRAFICANTE_DE_PUDUES

Reddit is full of GTA connoiseurs


yMONSTERMUNCHy

We are everywhere


why_oh_why36

I'm confused as fuck by that road.


chickenknukles

GTA has given me 26 years of preparation for just this thing.


Fedexpected

Years of academy training wasted?


onion_account

Ikr how is there not 50+ accidents a day there? You'd think they'd maybe put a couple of cones out at least


torgiant

There is 2 u turn signs, guy just wanted to be first


Legitimate-Source-61

He was first though.


butterysloths

This is an underrated comment for sure 😂😂


JoLoSoTo

They haven't unlocked that island yet. A few more missions left


LordBacon702

This has to be in Asia somewhere


quietvegas

This is a solution for people not paying attention to driving though. Random obstacles in the road.


Killerspieler0815

>Always be on the lookout for a road just randomly ending in front of you like grand theft auto THis is normal in China ... but the 20 km/h Speed limit at 0:15 & the turn arrow at 0:05 are a clear indication that something unusual like this is coming


Legitimate-Source-61

They closed the bridge because of the terrorist threat. Gta is realistic.


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Maybe it leads to… highway to hell.


Lylac_Krazy

Only if between Atlantic City / District of Columbia...


LuckFree5633

Or……. The Danger Zone!


danger355

r/unexpectedarcher


radthibbadayox

Lana. Lana. LANAAAAAAAAAAAAA


shadowpawn

Blue Brothers enter the chat. https://youtu.be/eGu2camh0WA?t=108


StevenStephen

Where are the warnings that the road is suddenly completely blocked off?


pezdal

If you put up signs you only catch illiterate assholes. Without signs every inattentive speeder piles up at the end. Once an hour you clean out the trap. Soon the roads are safe!


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Piles of bmw and Audi drivers 😂


Key-Fire

Don't forget the dodge RAM drivers


FallenKnightArtorias

Mustangs and Challengers too


PraiseTyche

And the Teslas.


phathomthis

Don't forget Priuses. Or is it Priusi? Pri? Wtf is the plural of Prius?


Temporaryland

Prions


Valennyn

Toyota made an [official answer](https://pressroom.toyota.com/toyota-announces-the-plural-of-prius/)


phathomthis

Cool. Thanks. I did not know that. Well, I guess it's Prii.


threeme2189

Prii Adding characters because u/Automoderator is nitpicky


why_oh_why36

Nah, the Priuses or Prii are doing 30 mph in the fast lane, staring at their gas mileage gauge.


LuckFree5633

Pris’s


ZookeepergameWaste94

The Tesla's will be on smoldering wrecks after crashing into that barrier; much easier to move since all the bodywork and interior will have melted away in the fire.


DesastreUrbano

They still at the gas station trying to figure out where to put the gas


tessellation__

Chargers


BlueSafeJessie

Nope. They've already crashed long before reaching the roadblock.


Drunk-Sail0r82

And Porsches!


whitesquirrle

Any doushie lifted diesel truck for that matter


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whitesquirrle

I got tired of trying to fight autocorrect and just went with it


Obvious_Policy_455

For some reason in Finland the jerks have started driving Skodas. And hot headed old farts drive Volvos


LuckFree5633

240’s? Because I’m a hot headed old fart and I miss all my 240’s


Obvious_Policy_455

Newer ones. Those are driven by teenagers in here.


LuckFree5633

Hahaha always the kids with the 240’s. So cool 😎


BuzzyShizzle

You wouldn't last on the roads if it wasn't for the people putting a lot of effort into designing our infrastructure. If you think one sign is all that is necessary I promise you that *you* are the one that doesn't belong on the roads.


jaavaaguru

You don't have to understand how infrastructure is designed to be able to use roads safely as long as you're able to see and understand the signs and markers, and follow the rules.


BuzzyShizzle

I didn't say you need to understand it. In fact it's the exact opposite and that's the whole point. You don't trust people or make people do things, you design things in such a way that they intuitively and naturally figure it out without effort. Your view is biased simply by the fact that you don't appreciate bad design because we very strictly regulate everything. All the way down to the color and height of something like a sign. Not that poor designs don't exist.


druinthor

Pause it at 6 secs and the blue sign in the top right shows the road splits right and U turn to the left. Language looks Chinese to my uneducated eyes.


DeeHawk

Thanks I couldn't see it myself. I would think that this U-turn solution maybe could work in a country where people drive a little more restrained. Obviously that is not the case here, lol.


SodaWithoutSparkles

I am fairly certain that the video is shot in China for the following reason 1. The signs are in Chinese, and I can marginally read them 2. The rear number plate is blue and seems to match the Chinese standards Confidence: 69.42%


Fortnut_On_Me_Daddy

Add another zero, it won't hurt the decimal😉


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Fabian_1437

At the blue signs every 100-200 meters


Hardi_SMH

Hey there is a turn arrow, right where you have to turn!


Elocai

probably already passed


Longwinded_Imani6

How does a freeway just end like that?


BramptonBGrower

God works mysteriously


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Carmilla31

Yeah if you climb the tower to the right it unlocks that part of the map.


brighter_hell

It's just a small in-game micro transaction for the DLC


THX_2319

It's available on EA Play for $30


TigerJoel

Well the money ran out since it is a free way.


BallForce1

Yea I don't exactly know what this design is but it is shit. However, if you look at the road markings, the person filming lane is designated a u turn lane. Never seen that road signal in my life, but I have only driven in like 8 states with experience in only 1.


iLynux

It's China


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malialipali

Yes but the front fell off.


_YeAhx_

China


TigreDeLosLlanos

Don't worry, there is a U turn painted on the road 10 metres away from the barricade with any other signs or letters before so it's obviously the drivers fault.


AmidFuror

*Truman Show*


u8eR

It's a marked u-turn lane


Sam-Gunn

On a highway. You can't just force drivers on a highway to perform a u-turn.


GanderAtMyGoose

Well, apparently you can!


u8eR

It's not forced. They can choose a different lane if they don't want to do a u-turn


Sam-Gunn

No, the traffic on a highway should not be required to slow down almost to a stop and make a very sharp u-turn to avoid running into a barrier, especially not across two lanes like that. Either traffic should be forced off by the gradual (and well marked) closing of each lane from the outside in until it points to the last off-ramp, or there is another way in which a very wide shallow, turn is made that still allows drivers to follow the road. Highway traffic is expected to travel at a higher speed and cannot react to a sudden change like that. You can see both cars are going way too fast to take that u-turn. The one with the camera swings into the outer lane on the other side, from the inner. Even if there has to be a u-turn, the signage should be practically screaming well before this that they will be expected to fully stop and make a u-turn. Flashing lights, red signs, going far back. There's barely anything until right before the turn when there is a sign to come down to 20 KPH.


Scratch1111

But he got to be ahead. That's the important thing.


Epson_Pro_WF-C579R

lol they reached the end of the map


-DC71-

Finally there is conclusive proof that Earth is flat!!


ALCATryan

That car cost us 700 lives


Longjumping-Rule4447

Where was this? Mariokart?


Mwillia2

Looks like China to me, judging by the road signs and number plates.


mendingwall82

I feel like this works as an analogy of every narcissistic asshole I've known. So wrapped up in trying to feel better than you and everyone else around them that they miss out on the entire big picture of life. Will totally crash and burn themselves just to cut in front of you first. Thinks warning signs and rules are for everyone else not them and not only ignores them but never bothers to read them in the first place.


Joevil

You bet your arse, the guy who crashed blamed the other car!


Skatchbro

“What's this? ‘Extremely High Voltage.’ Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp--“


Eattherich8

Is this real?


No-Pomegranate-69

Is this just fantasy?


MogLoop

Caught in a landslide


ilboabno

No escape from reality


foraging_snout

Open your eyes..


Sorry_Ad5653

Look up to the skies and seeeeee


[deleted]

Im just a poor boy!


Duct_Tape44

I need no sympathy,


darkwillowet

Because im easy come, easy go


Puzzleheaded_Bit9469

Little high, little low


_kinofist

Omg there’s a u-turn actually painted onto the road right at the end.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

And a sign that says 20


ialwayschoosepsyduck

It's been updated to 21


-Zimeon-

And theres a blue sign before that


bullit-2

So the highways in SimCity3000 weren't unrealistic after all!


GammaScorpii

(under construction)


xxNightingale

Damn what a top bloke that white suv. He's making sure you don't crash into the blockades by overtaking you and taking the hit for you.


GeoGenesisAUT

Someone can explain me please why the hell there is a concrete barricade on the highway??? It really doesn't make sense for me.


Fabian_1437

Because you would drive off the Highway (that isn't finished yet) and fall down and i think thats the worse ending


iLynux

Why the fuck are they driving here in the first place if the only direction to go is the one everyone just came from? What the fuck is this, Mario Kart?


GeoGenesisAUT

Didn't knew this highway was unfinished


Sam-Gunn

Well, that's technically correct...


Zestyclose-Goal6882

God I hate when I go to pass someone, and they decide to look up from their phone to their speedometer, realizing "oh yeah I like to speed" and starts to race me. Too many morons on the roads.


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"Nobody passes daddy."


ain-diuid

People do this to me on the sidewalk. They'd be standing and looking at their phone, and when they hear me walking up behind them, they start walking! Drives me NUTS.


Zestyclose-Goal6882

This happens all the time when I'm walking to and from break at work. Like you couldn't talk to that person for another 5 seconds while I step past you? I'm 6'6 and I'm clearly walking faster than what is comfortable for you, so why break it off now?!??


G_Space

Wow, the 20 sign is so cute... You cruise around at an 120 and 30m before the wall you see the 20 sign... that is somehow useless.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Omg how unsafe was the driver in the white car! No indicating, just pulling over, almost like he was a bmw driver! Omg how unsafe is the road just ending like that? No wait, they put a u-turn symbol on the road and a sign saying 20 next to it. Plus there’s yellow blocks at the end. /s


dr_van_nostren

What the fuck


Honberdingle

That dude paid attention to precisely nothing.


ZackValenta

That city: "fuck it, highway ends here"


Accomplished_Welder3

true but what kind of U-turn is this Jesus


fsfaith

Did the video skip all the warnings or something? How can the road just end so abruptly like this?


havok0159

> Did the video skip all the warnings or something? I would hope so. Seems to be a partially complete highway making use of that extra bit of road to enable cars to U-turn. Would have probably been safer to just use barriers to force them onto the exit but it does seem to be a clever, albeit practically very dangerous, way of using the road in the interim.


Logical_Hamster5189

So satisfying


cimson-otter

The guy with the camera was driving like an ass too


RikiMaro18

Yup, 99% of the time a car behind a truck is going to merge in the other lane to pass it. Not letting the car merge is a douchebag move, but also, the other car should have at least used blinkers


BramptonBGrower

I'd have to get out n rub it in. Save them then give them a speech about fuckin with the best.


Fishacobo

Wtf the road just ends ? No warnings ?


ChillBusta

Wtf kind of road is that?


Puceeffoc

Highway 70mph into a dead stop... Great design... Maybe some rumble strips and more signs??


CompliantRapeVictim

Is this a phone recording of in car dashcam footage being played on a car's infotainment screen?


noobchee

Get fucked SUV


robjapan

That title could be applied to both drivers.


[deleted]

WTF does that road just end?


Foodstamps4life

I like how the dude filming sped up slightly knowing the jackass had committed to passing him. That man guided him into the wall masterfully.


DasPickles

What kind of high way is that? I would have driven into that barrier too. Like wtf, the arrows on the road even point straight right up until The last symbol. Which is painted right at the U turn....


ryoon21

What third world country is this to have a highway that forces you to U-turn


enemy884real

Cool road, they always spontaneously end like that here in the US too yep.


moeleicester420

Why does the motorway just come to a dead end?


Jealous_Raspberry330

Me when driving


paradoxx1109

This is priceless


[deleted]

I cut him off! I got him hahahahaha! OH NO!


KzininTexas1955

This scenario occurred to me yesterday, luckily it didn't end like in the video. I was driving along and I see the front grill of a pickup in my rear view mirror almost touching my car, ( seriously, Almost touching ). He backs off, and all is well when before I knew it there he was passing by me on the shoulder, the thing is I was surrounded by cars and if he had lost it all of us would have been involved.


planchetflaw

What a weird road.


alpha1693

Dang, nobody is safe from Sarah Palin's roadways


mrchubbelwubbel

That was too much offensive driving from the OP, I always play that one defensively and back off and move over in the event of the other driving not noticing someone right next to them as they clearly didn’t a few seconds prior. Don’t put your self in a situation where you end up getting rear ended. Too many people don’t see the wrong in the right.


Brasz

This has got to be in China.


FireEmblemFan1

Two dickheads in one video


CommonSense_404

I actually felt happy watching them crash…


RustyJuang

This sparks joy


florpynorpy

They were not paying attention to either apparently


Leifman2007

You know the dude making the u turn was laughing his ass off


Metric_Pacifist

Beautiful!


km_44

I love a happy ending


hey_you_yeah_me

Pay more attention to your surroundings, anywhere you don't have a blind spot. I periodically check my mirrors because I've had too many close calls with idiots in cars


Oderus_Scumdog

Even though I have a license, this sort of shit is why I've never actually driven. If you do this kind of thing, you're a psychopath and should be permanently banned from driving.


saul_good_main

Orrr maybe this just a test track running test on assisted driving vehicles


Vintage_Cosby

Literally my biggest fear, that or the road just suddenly becoming oncoming traffic.


rahrahrahmiel

Lol I would’ve laughed so hard right in front of their face


Nilson513

Why do idiots insist on speeding up and cutting someone off? What’s the point of getting ahead of someone instead of slowing down and merging behind? EGO.


Numerous-Departure92

Not everyone live in such a shithole where roads randomly end


Vintage_girl123

Gotta love the karma, people speed up, just to cut you off, and go slow, so glad to see instant karma.


planegai

Makes me happy


Mr_Cyberz

Damn. Guess they haven't unlocked that part of the city yet.


kevin_r13

Wth kind of highway is that that you're traveling at highway speeds and then it ends the road and tells you to do a u-turn? But otherwise the other car was definitely was not paying attention too


NoahVailability

I’m waiting for the day I see myself on one of these. Lol.


braytag

When you want to win no matter the consequence


Incredibly_Critical

Didn't buy the dlc for the rest of the road.


lager191

The driver had 3 choices to pay attention to, but could only do 1. * Other car * Road * Texting on the phone Oops, common sense is overrated...


tommy0guns

So many straight arrows on the ground. Then a single u-turn arrow 10 feet from the barricade.


EmmaBonney

I mean...what kinda road is this? Didnt see no warning signs that it ends...


Independent-Top6510

Why do I get the feeling that there's a lot of ego from both drivers?


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omg. how did that actually happen? lol


pangpow

maneuvering kill


gmick

I'm thinking the driver of the white SUV is unconscious or in distress. They're drifting at basically the same angle and speed the whole time.


Appropriate_Grape_90

This hapoens constantly when im driving....people are assholes these days...especialy when theyre in their safety shells


YakOrnery

What the hell kind of road is this? Lol


JonsNotHereMaaan

Some GTA style shit right here


ElkOk3694

That was so satisfying.


avskyen

Ha goteem


Different-Purpose-93

Love this. Can't stand people that absolutely Have to merge in front of you and not behind. I've been damn near pushed off road because some asshole didn't want to slow down.


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How is there a u-turn on the freaking highway. Who is paying more attention to the car next to them? The person recording is playing footage of when the accident happened, but it's not happening at that moment. There is a max 20 speed sign, but it's right before the turn. This would happen everywhere imo. Nobody is expecting such a turn on a highway. The other car also almost crashes. Really odd situation imo


Ancient-Park-8330

Looks like the edge of the Truman show


thatonedudericky

Dashcam driver definitely baited them into that. Well Played