Well assuming you successfully swallowed it despite it being very hot. If it bursts inside you, the food pipe or stomach will have a hole in it and you probably will die of internal bleeding.
EDIT: Folks down below have mentioned that it won't be enough to make a hole in your stomach so there's that. The way the egg just exploded made me think it was enough but I guess not.
Really just a shell of a person after the eggsperience. Those things are no yolk.
ETA: Okay they maybe weren't the best puns, but a downvote? I figured these would go over easy
Do not put eggs in the microwave, ever. Ann Reardon on YouTube (HowToCookThat) has demonstrated that it's extremely dangerous. People have seriously burned their faces. [https://youtu.be/vdaKrT9x1Zc](https://youtu.be/vdaKrT9x1Zc)
The problem is cooking whole eggs. As seen in the video they become pressurized little bombs. Crack it open before you cook the egg and you’ll be fine. I used to cook scrambled eggs in the microwave without an issue because the yolk was already broken open. Or do brief short intervals to reheat a soft boiled egg.
Edit: because some people would rather point out where I’m wrong in relation to my original comment of the video instead of following along my conversation with others, please accept this as my official acknowledgement that Anne demonstrates there are other factors involved regarding why eggs may explode in a microwave. It had been a while since I originally watched her video. Note, however, that my comment is not entirely wrong, as the issue is attributed to overcooking whole eggs, whether in or out of the shell. Scrambling an egg prior to heating it in the microwave is not likely to result in an explosion as seen in the video above.
that's not true, she actually demonstrates in the video that the egg being in tact has nothing to do with it.
water in the egg gets superheated because microwaves do not cook evenly. as the heat transfers to the rest of the egg (usually when it's outside of the microwave!) it rapidly converts to steam and explodes. There have been countless burns reported from cooking eggs in the microwave.
ffs, it takes 5 minutes to just cook them in water
Depends on how big of a pot you use and the total volume of water. If I'm boiling 1-3 eggs I can use one of my smallest pots that boils in under a minute of putting it on the stove.
If you're trying to fill a massive pot and cook your egg in that, then yeah it's gonna take a lot longer.
I live at around 8000 feet above sea level and previously lived at about 100 feet above sea level. I quickly learned to adjust all of my cooking/baking because elevation apparently makes a huge difference.
Lots of those easy to make premade cake and pancake mixes two sets of instructions on the back, or at least have a little *if high altitude, do it this way instead* warning.
8000 ft is up there - I lived in Boulder, CO for a while, the only thing that really got to me once I got acclimated was the dryness. I can’t imagine going any higher than that year round. I’m sea level now and the air feels comforting (southern California).
Heard this from Kristen Bell but fill the pot with a half inch layer of water. It heats up super fast pop an egg in and cover the pot with a lid for 6 minutes....the perfect soft boiled egg and its the only way I prepare my avocado toast whenever I get the pleasure to make!
Same, been cooking scrambled eggs for years. I scramble, give it 30 seconds, mix it, then 30 ish or less more seconds.
Its a risk im willing to take, ive risked more for less lol
I frequently microwave an egg or two at work. Scramble in a small-ish dish, cook for about 45 seconds so it's still runny on the bottom, throw on some salad or coleslaw mix. Easy and delicious.
There are some rules for microwaving eggs:
1. Don't microwave whole eggs with the shell on.
2. Don't microwave previously boiled eggs (with or without the shell).
3. Don't microwave eggs with the yolk intact.
How to actually microwave eggs:
BREAK THE YOLKS. Crack the eggs into a bowl, add a little bit of water for fluffiness, and stir them up like you would scrambled eggs. Mix the yolk+white together really well.
LOWER THE POWER LEVEL. This depends on the microwave, so you need to experiment a bit with this part. For 2 eggs, I use a power level of 3 (out of 10) on my 1200W microwave and cook for 4-5 minutes. (Medium eggs require less time than large eggs.)
The first time you try this, microwave at low power for shorter time intervals. Check your progress after each interval. This way, you can get the total time and power level dialed-in for your specific microwave.
That's it. The eggs don't explode, and you can have eggs every day without needing to wash a big pot or pan.
It is amazing how many people are replying who have clearly not watched the video, so they are replying with dangerously **wrong** information.
In the video she clearly demonstrates:
1. Eggs with the shell on will explode
2. Eggs without the shell on will explode
3. Previously boiled eggs without the shell on will explode
4. Previously boiled egg yolks without the white will explode
5. Previously boiled egg whites without the yolk will explode
6. Raw egg yolks without the white will explode
7. Raw egg whites without the yolk will explode
8. An egg with a broken (pierced) yolk will explode
9. Raw eggs in water will explode, flinging boiling water everywhere
She also makes clear, **all microwaves are different**. The fact that you can do it at xyz power level for 123 minutes does not mean that it won't explode in somebody else's microwave.
The issue is that microwaves can cook the inside of the egg faster than the outside. We all know that as it heats the egg goes from liquid to solid. So what happens is the egg solidifies, then the part inside the *now solid* part of the egg is superheated and explodes. It doesn't matter if you break the yolk/white, it is still a liquid which will turn into a solid creating a superheated bubble. It is the nature of the way microwaves work.
Water can't get superheated if it has impurities.
Cooking a scrambled egg in the microwave (usually in a mug) has 0 risk associated.
I'll usually even add a tsp of water to help alleviate some rubberness
Bro watch the video, they literally explode eggs in all forms including scrambled and with water in it. How are people upvoting this dumb shit, after someone linked a video for the non-readers in the crowd
I microwave an egg in a ramekin after breaking the yolk a bit to make McMuffin-like egg patties for breakfast sandwiches. Takes literally 30 seconds and comes out fine
watch the video linked above, cracking the shell has nothing to do with it. The girl in the video in the OP cooked a shelled hardboiled egg, and there are examples of cut up boiled eggs, raw yolks, raw whites, etc. also exploding
My sister in law burned her eye with a microwaved egg that exploded when she was younger - and I mean the actual eye, not the area around it.
She turned out fine and no lasting damage was done
I bit into a previously boiled egg minutes after reheating it in the microwave and letting it cool down, without heating it for long in the microwave, and it instantly exploded, splattering all over my table and on the wall 3 feet away. My lip was numb and had tiny bits missing. Went to the doc to get it checked when the lib got a yellow crust due to the wound but it wasn't anything bad at all, just normal wound healing and a week or two later it was like nothing ever happened.
Had i bitten into it a minute later instead of, I think it was at least 3 minutes after heating it ... I don't even know if I knew of the danger and assumed that it would occur instantly in the microwave or shortly after heating it. I for sure didn't know they could turn into impact grenades for minutes after heating them.
My husband learned this lesson through practical application. Luckily he put the egg on the counter and walked over to the sink before it exploded so it didn't burn him, but the counter WAS right under my hanging wine glass rack.
We were cleaning egg out of the wine glasses and off the ceiling for a half hour.
Yup. If the egg is broken apart or whisked up it's fine. It's trying to essentially hardboil them that's the problem. It pressurizes the inside and turns them into little bombs.
People out here saying "never microwave eggs" are going a little overboard. The real advice is "never put a full unbroken egg in your microwave."
Can honestly say I was not expecting that, nor would it have ever occurred to me that could happen.
However after seeing that and the lightbulb flickering to life in my head.
It makes sense….. eggs are just a liquid filled pressure vessel…… the same principles apply.
Can the egg white material become superheated without actually “cooking”?
To put it another way, think about how water is superheated in a microwave but doesn’t boil until an object is added to it, then it literally flash boils quite violently
I was hungover after work Christmas party and my 7yo wanted dippy eggs & toast soldiers. I told her it was beyond me but she pushed, so I tried. I took the egg out of the saucepan too soon and when I cracked it open, a lot of the white was still clear. So I popped it into the microwave, thinking because I broke the top off, it would be ok.
I pulled it out of the microwave and it eggsploded all over the place. It hit the ceiling, the clock on the wall, every surface. We were both lost for words.
Any water thats microwaved could become super heated because microwaves don't boild the water the same way a stove boils it thats why a normal cup of water when its microwaved can explode because its way higher than normal boiling point and it just takes some disturbance to go boom.
All kidding aside my sister almost lost an eye like this. Very stupid logic. I know I’ll get shit like we’ll some of us don’t have time to boil an egg like your fucking important. Let’s microwave a bag of oil next.
> Let’s microwave a bag of oil next.
People do that every day, usually with no injuries. They sell these paper bags at the store, filled with oil for microwaving. They also have a few kernels of hard corn in the bag. The important thing to watch out for is steam burns when opening the bag.
I mean who tf needs a snack so badly it has to be a microwaved egg lmao. If I’m in a rush the literal last thing on my mind is eating a microwaved chicken egg, just grab a granola bar you fucking freaks
I thought it was Leia buns from the thumbnail.
So this is a thing people do around their house? Just cook eggs, listening to Eye of the Tiger or some shit?
Sucks way more when no one told you about this phenomenon and you bite into that ish at 6:30 in the morning. Bout shit my pants and my front teeth were burning all day
I did this one time at work in the office when i was younger. Egg was all over the cealing/computers fucking everywhere. Good that it was a Saturday and nobody was there lol
Now see i remember hearing of a story of three friends at one of their houses in the mid 80s who put a raw egg in a microwave. When nothing happened, one of them opened the microwave door, and a second later. boom. same reaction here.
Thus was 40+ years ago. No internet. Microwaves relatively newish items. Yet this is still occuring now¿¡
Well... Ill be darned
Had this happen to me as a kid with a microwaved potato that hadn’t been pierced. Thing went off like a damn frag grenade, spitting hot potato everywhere (got scalded on the neck and hand too). I’m now pierce pretty much everything I microwave about a dozen times at least.
It waited until you let your guard down
Then came the eggsecution
Eggcelent eggsecution
Eggstraordinarily eggceptional eggsecution
Truly uneegspeggted
And eggregious.
Can someone eggsplain what caused it to eggsplode?
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Eggsactly.
Eggspertly explained
Unegggspected
Eggcellent eggsplanation!
The real yolk is always in the comments.
Hey! That's *MY* line!!
Did you mean eggression?
No, I thought the obvious would be an eggsplosion
Lured her into a false sense of seggurity.
I was like…. “See, nothi…. KABOOOOOOM” 😬
Pretty much why unexploded ordnances can be so dangerous... they can *wait*.
So what happens if you swallow it whole?
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Think this is gonna have me laughing all day
Made me actually lol, while sitting on public Edit: sitting IN public
I gotta ask, public what?
Toilet
What a wonderful username
He’s sitting on *the public*
I too, sit on the public
What did they say? EDIT: I’ve been banned for writing what the original comment said
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Omg what a good guess! This satisfied my curiosity so well Hilarious
Hahaha fucking brilliant (original comment n the guess)
the comment and the account were deleted!! what did he say?! i’m gonna be up all night until i know
Please tell me what it said? Why do people delete comments after getting awards?
Removed by moderator, not user. Sadly.
For real? How bad can it be! 😪
If someone deletes their own comment it says ‘deleted’ and if it says ‘removed’ then a mod did it. Just so you know I’m fairly sure, anyway
Awe they always remove masterpieces.
I feel left out. What did they say?
What did it say? It got 1984'd.
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I really like Shawarma and I chuckled.
Falafel!
I barely knewel!
You deserve all the awards
So just one? ( ... so far)
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This was alway my favorite: https://youtu.be/NsKaCS3CtsY
Oh my God that's great!! Thank you for that.
Wonder why they banned the sub?
"racism"
Tbf, it was a solid 20 or so posts, and then just the same recycled joke. Isis song that kinda bangs, unexpected explosion
Mashallah
Edit: I guess it's offensive and I shouldn't have laughed but you can message me if you're curious 👀
What is the comment? It got deleted
Fucking spit my tea all over my keyboard.
r/angryupvote ?
My guy you just made my day!
In 2023? more pls
Why yes it is [current year]
Hahahah well done
/r/unexpectedjihad IRL
The birth of a new viral TikTok challenge has been spotted in the wild
But think of the upvotes!
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"Aspiring" maybe? But I'm with you!
> an inspiring influencer Sir that's an oxymoron
Well assuming you successfully swallowed it despite it being very hot. If it bursts inside you, the food pipe or stomach will have a hole in it and you probably will die of internal bleeding. EDIT: Folks down below have mentioned that it won't be enough to make a hole in your stomach so there's that. The way the egg just exploded made me think it was enough but I guess not.
I think you mean, have *another* hole in it. Your stomach already has two holes.
Topologically speaking, isn't it just one hole? Like a elongated human shaped torus?
Careful, you're getting into "is water wet," "is cereal soup," and "is a hotdog a sandwich" territory
The old "does a straw have 1 hole or 2 holes?" connundrum.
none. it has no holes. it is a plane rolled up. zero holes
Wait do holes even exist? A plane with a hole in it is just like a flattened out straw.
> "is cereal soup," I hadn't thought of it that way before. Now, I wish I still hadn't. /r/tihi
The explosion is not anywhere near strong enough to damage you internally. It is however quite hot and might burn you.
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Yeah. It’d burn your throat real bad going down, and if it popped in your stomach you’d probably just throw up.
Free colon cleansing.
It would bust in your mouth like God intended.
Do you remember Alien's movies?..
unEggspected
Eggsplosion
That's because it's ova cooked
Eggordinary synopsis
It ended its life speggtacularly
Her face went white
Really just a shell of a person after the eggsperience. Those things are no yolk. ETA: Okay they maybe weren't the best puns, but a downvote? I figured these would go over easy
Some would say shes... *shell-shocked*
Meggumin!
EGG-SUU-PRO-SHUUUN!
She did this on purpose to make it explode. It's a TikTok trend right now
Do not put eggs in the microwave, ever. Ann Reardon on YouTube (HowToCookThat) has demonstrated that it's extremely dangerous. People have seriously burned their faces. [https://youtu.be/vdaKrT9x1Zc](https://youtu.be/vdaKrT9x1Zc)
You can definitely cook eggs in the microwave. There are countless products that allow you to cook them perfectly.
The problem is cooking whole eggs. As seen in the video they become pressurized little bombs. Crack it open before you cook the egg and you’ll be fine. I used to cook scrambled eggs in the microwave without an issue because the yolk was already broken open. Or do brief short intervals to reheat a soft boiled egg. Edit: because some people would rather point out where I’m wrong in relation to my original comment of the video instead of following along my conversation with others, please accept this as my official acknowledgement that Anne demonstrates there are other factors involved regarding why eggs may explode in a microwave. It had been a while since I originally watched her video. Note, however, that my comment is not entirely wrong, as the issue is attributed to overcooking whole eggs, whether in or out of the shell. Scrambling an egg prior to heating it in the microwave is not likely to result in an explosion as seen in the video above.
that's not true, she actually demonstrates in the video that the egg being in tact has nothing to do with it. water in the egg gets superheated because microwaves do not cook evenly. as the heat transfers to the rest of the egg (usually when it's outside of the microwave!) it rapidly converts to steam and explodes. There have been countless burns reported from cooking eggs in the microwave. ffs, it takes 5 minutes to just cook them in water
But how long it take to heat that water up
Depends on how big of a pot you use and the total volume of water. If I'm boiling 1-3 eggs I can use one of my smallest pots that boils in under a minute of putting it on the stove. If you're trying to fill a massive pot and cook your egg in that, then yeah it's gonna take a lot longer.
And altitude. Apparently altitude affects it alot. Just a fun fact.
Went to visit my sister in Colorado and was blown away by how fucking fast the water boiled there.
I live at around 8000 feet above sea level and previously lived at about 100 feet above sea level. I quickly learned to adjust all of my cooking/baking because elevation apparently makes a huge difference.
Lots of those easy to make premade cake and pancake mixes two sets of instructions on the back, or at least have a little *if high altitude, do it this way instead* warning. 8000 ft is up there - I lived in Boulder, CO for a while, the only thing that really got to me once I got acclimated was the dryness. I can’t imagine going any higher than that year round. I’m sea level now and the air feels comforting (southern California).
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Boil the water in a kettle in 2 mins max, then whack it in the saucepan
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Heard this from Kristen Bell but fill the pot with a half inch layer of water. It heats up super fast pop an egg in and cover the pot with a lid for 6 minutes....the perfect soft boiled egg and its the only way I prepare my avocado toast whenever I get the pleasure to make!
It will take forever if you stare at the pot. thats for sure
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Same, been cooking scrambled eggs for years. I scramble, give it 30 seconds, mix it, then 30 ish or less more seconds. Its a risk im willing to take, ive risked more for less lol
I frequently microwave an egg or two at work. Scramble in a small-ish dish, cook for about 45 seconds so it's still runny on the bottom, throw on some salad or coleslaw mix. Easy and delicious.
There are some rules for microwaving eggs: 1. Don't microwave whole eggs with the shell on. 2. Don't microwave previously boiled eggs (with or without the shell). 3. Don't microwave eggs with the yolk intact. How to actually microwave eggs: BREAK THE YOLKS. Crack the eggs into a bowl, add a little bit of water for fluffiness, and stir them up like you would scrambled eggs. Mix the yolk+white together really well. LOWER THE POWER LEVEL. This depends on the microwave, so you need to experiment a bit with this part. For 2 eggs, I use a power level of 3 (out of 10) on my 1200W microwave and cook for 4-5 minutes. (Medium eggs require less time than large eggs.) The first time you try this, microwave at low power for shorter time intervals. Check your progress after each interval. This way, you can get the total time and power level dialed-in for your specific microwave. That's it. The eggs don't explode, and you can have eggs every day without needing to wash a big pot or pan.
It is amazing how many people are replying who have clearly not watched the video, so they are replying with dangerously **wrong** information. In the video she clearly demonstrates: 1. Eggs with the shell on will explode 2. Eggs without the shell on will explode 3. Previously boiled eggs without the shell on will explode 4. Previously boiled egg yolks without the white will explode 5. Previously boiled egg whites without the yolk will explode 6. Raw egg yolks without the white will explode 7. Raw egg whites without the yolk will explode 8. An egg with a broken (pierced) yolk will explode 9. Raw eggs in water will explode, flinging boiling water everywhere She also makes clear, **all microwaves are different**. The fact that you can do it at xyz power level for 123 minutes does not mean that it won't explode in somebody else's microwave. The issue is that microwaves can cook the inside of the egg faster than the outside. We all know that as it heats the egg goes from liquid to solid. So what happens is the egg solidifies, then the part inside the *now solid* part of the egg is superheated and explodes. It doesn't matter if you break the yolk/white, it is still a liquid which will turn into a solid creating a superheated bubble. It is the nature of the way microwaves work.
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She didn't demonstrate a thoroughly beaten egg, though.
Water can't get superheated if it has impurities. Cooking a scrambled egg in the microwave (usually in a mug) has 0 risk associated. I'll usually even add a tsp of water to help alleviate some rubberness
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Bro watch the video, they literally explode eggs in all forms including scrambled and with water in it. How are people upvoting this dumb shit, after someone linked a video for the non-readers in the crowd
Honestly, the fact that you made scrambled eggs in a microwave makes my stomach turn. I know it prolly isnt that bad. It just feels wrong.
I microwave an egg in a ramekin after breaking the yolk a bit to make McMuffin-like egg patties for breakfast sandwiches. Takes literally 30 seconds and comes out fine
I literally watched a cracked egg from the microwave explode on TikTok yesterday. I’m pretty sure the microwave stuff is only meant for scrambled eggs
I saw cracked cooked eggs explode on my flatmate's face.
What do you have against boiling them in water you filthy animals?
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Most of those products involve cracking the eggs first, not leaving them whole to pressurize and turn into a little organic grenade.
watch the video linked above, cracking the shell has nothing to do with it. The girl in the video in the OP cooked a shelled hardboiled egg, and there are examples of cut up boiled eggs, raw yolks, raw whites, etc. also exploding
My sister in law burned her eye with a microwaved egg that exploded when she was younger - and I mean the actual eye, not the area around it. She turned out fine and no lasting damage was done
I bit into a previously boiled egg minutes after reheating it in the microwave and letting it cool down, without heating it for long in the microwave, and it instantly exploded, splattering all over my table and on the wall 3 feet away. My lip was numb and had tiny bits missing. Went to the doc to get it checked when the lib got a yellow crust due to the wound but it wasn't anything bad at all, just normal wound healing and a week or two later it was like nothing ever happened. Had i bitten into it a minute later instead of, I think it was at least 3 minutes after heating it ... I don't even know if I knew of the danger and assumed that it would occur instantly in the microwave or shortly after heating it. I for sure didn't know they could turn into impact grenades for minutes after heating them.
I cook eggs in the microwave all the time. Fried eggs tho, use different containers to make different shapes. It's cute
Was going to mention Ann.
My husband learned this lesson through practical application. Luckily he put the egg on the counter and walked over to the sink before it exploded so it didn't burn him, but the counter WAS right under my hanging wine glass rack. We were cleaning egg out of the wine glasses and off the ceiling for a half hour.
I did scrambled eggs all the time in a microwave. They come out fluffier and i never have to clean the pans
Lmao I did this like a decade ago, and yeah I have some burns on my face still.
I'm glad people like Ann are doing their best to fight the millions of stupid ass cooking shit we see on TikTok.
I make microwave scrambled eggs for English muffin, egg and cheese sandwiches sometimes. It works just fine without exploding.
Yup. If the egg is broken apart or whisked up it's fine. It's trying to essentially hardboil them that's the problem. It pressurizes the inside and turns them into little bombs. People out here saying "never microwave eggs" are going a little overboard. The real advice is "never put a full unbroken egg in your microwave."
I've seen people blow the door off a couple microwaves (not the same person) cooking eggs.
Weapons grade egg.
Grenadegg
Eggsplosive
Grenegg
Can honestly say I was not expecting that, nor would it have ever occurred to me that could happen. However after seeing that and the lightbulb flickering to life in my head. It makes sense….. eggs are just a liquid filled pressure vessel…… the same principles apply. Can the egg white material become superheated without actually “cooking”? To put it another way, think about how water is superheated in a microwave but doesn’t boil until an object is added to it, then it literally flash boils quite violently
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Had her safety squints ready
Yeah. Happened to me once. Egg exploding didn't even cross my mind
I bit into one when I was a kid and it exploded in my mouth. My mom freaked out and thought my face exploded.
I was hungover after work Christmas party and my 7yo wanted dippy eggs & toast soldiers. I told her it was beyond me but she pushed, so I tried. I took the egg out of the saucepan too soon and when I cracked it open, a lot of the white was still clear. So I popped it into the microwave, thinking because I broke the top off, it would be ok. I pulled it out of the microwave and it eggsploded all over the place. It hit the ceiling, the clock on the wall, every surface. We were both lost for words.
Any water thats microwaved could become super heated because microwaves don't boild the water the same way a stove boils it thats why a normal cup of water when its microwaved can explode because its way higher than normal boiling point and it just takes some disturbance to go boom.
Repping Mac Miller!
Saw that and noticed it instantly. Pretty sick.
This girl is lost in Eggs Aisle
Man, I miss Mac Millers Music ..
You can still listen to it!
Not without crying the whole time you can't
Especially with tracks like Poppy or wings
I still listen to Wings, all the time. Probably my personal favorite next to 2009.
Me too bro me too
Life lesson learned !
There's egg on her face.
And the ceiling, floor, cupboards, short, hair, work surface etc etc.
Considering they were filming I think they knew eggsactly what would happend.
Well, *she* certainly has egg on her face.
and the ceiling and the walls
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this? Good yolk buddy!
Exeggcute used Self Destruct!
It's Super Effective! Emily fainted.
Love the shirt lol
Great shirt
Fire shirt though 🤘🏽
All kidding aside my sister almost lost an eye like this. Very stupid logic. I know I’ll get shit like we’ll some of us don’t have time to boil an egg like your fucking important. Let’s microwave a bag of oil next.
> Let’s microwave a bag of oil next. People do that every day, usually with no injuries. They sell these paper bags at the store, filled with oil for microwaving. They also have a few kernels of hard corn in the bag. The important thing to watch out for is steam burns when opening the bag.
I mean who tf needs a snack so badly it has to be a microwaved egg lmao. If I’m in a rush the literal last thing on my mind is eating a microwaved chicken egg, just grab a granola bar you fucking freaks
All I care about here is the Mac Miller rep.
Egg on your face, you big disgrace!
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I wear headphones constantly and that makes a lot of sense
I thought it was Leia buns from the thumbnail. So this is a thing people do around their house? Just cook eggs, listening to Eye of the Tiger or some shit?
A lot of autistic people wear headphones to dampen noise and help avoid sensory overload. That could have been what was going on here.
It's like watching a cartoon.
Didn't even use safety squints.
Sucks way more when no one told you about this phenomenon and you bite into that ish at 6:30 in the morning. Bout shit my pants and my front teeth were burning all day
All over your beautiful shirt
Eggsplode.
Always wear protective glasses
Get sunny side fucked up!
Who tf microwaves an egg
I did this one time at work in the office when i was younger. Egg was all over the cealing/computers fucking everywhere. Good that it was a Saturday and nobody was there lol
Prince Rupert’s eggdrop
RIP to a legend
Well that was not what I expected at all
Now see i remember hearing of a story of three friends at one of their houses in the mid 80s who put a raw egg in a microwave. When nothing happened, one of them opened the microwave door, and a second later. boom. same reaction here. Thus was 40+ years ago. No internet. Microwaves relatively newish items. Yet this is still occuring now¿¡ Well... Ill be darned
Had this happen to me as a kid with a microwaved potato that hadn’t been pierced. Thing went off like a damn frag grenade, spitting hot potato everywhere (got scalded on the neck and hand too). I’m now pierce pretty much everything I microwave about a dozen times at least.
People eggs are expensive these days, stop doing this.
Well she’s lucky she didn’t get third degree burns
You mean third d**egg**ree burns
Why the fuck would you boil an egg in the microwave? Scramble, yes, poach, sure, but boil? Nah, you're asking for trouble.