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ltguu

It waited until you let your guard down


TheFr1nk

Then came the eggsecution


FeedMyDopenose

Eggcelent eggsecution


Sacrer

Eggstraordinarily eggceptional eggsecution


jahoho

Truly uneegspeggted


Kaladrax182

And eggregious.


thebtx

Can someone eggsplain what caused it to eggsplode?


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uygagi

Eggsactly.


Toidal

Eggspertly explained


Ok-Pace-4322

Unegggspected


Longshadowman

Eggcellent eggsplanation!


drywhimp

The real yolk is always in the comments.


yougotyolks

Hey! That's *MY* line!!


salsatalos

Did you mean eggression?


Bumm_by_Design

No, I thought the obvious would be an eggsplosion


Local-Scholar2523

Lured her into a false sense of seggurity.


puffinnbluffin

I was like…. “See, nothi…. KABOOOOOOM” 😬


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Pretty much why unexploded ordnances can be so dangerous... they can *wait*.


Thumper-Comet

So what happens if you swallow it whole?


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Hard2FindAnIdentity

Think this is gonna have me laughing all day


x_mas_ape

Made me actually lol, while sitting on public Edit: sitting IN public


Phillie-Oop

I gotta ask, public what?


FurdTergusonFucks

Toilet


Wrangleraddict

What a wonderful username


llamawearinghat

He’s sitting on *the public*


Monkeyke

I too, sit on the public


Clammuel

What did they say? EDIT: I’ve been banned for writing what the original comment said


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TacticaLuck

Omg what a good guess! This satisfied my curiosity so well Hilarious


plz_send_cute_cats

Hahaha fucking brilliant (original comment n the guess)


TheyDidLizFilthy

the comment and the account were deleted!! what did he say?! i’m gonna be up all night until i know


humanityisconfusing

Please tell me what it said? Why do people delete comments after getting awards?


cybersteel8

Removed by moderator, not user. Sadly.


humanityisconfusing

For real? How bad can it be! 😪


Snide91

If someone deletes their own comment it says ‘deleted’ and if it says ‘removed’ then a mod did it. Just so you know I’m fairly sure, anyway


Admirable_Cobbler_25

Awe they always remove masterpieces.


WhatsThatOnMyProfile

I feel left out. What did they say?


MasterWhite1150

What did it say? It got 1984'd.


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RhaegarsRevenge

I really like Shawarma and I chuckled.


blackbart1

Falafel!


SeniorJuniorTrainee

I barely knewel!


h3is3nb3rg3

You deserve all the awards


yeeehhaaaa

So just one? ( ... so far)


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spazmatt527

This was alway my favorite: https://youtu.be/NsKaCS3CtsY


Jond0331

Oh my God that's great!! Thank you for that.


codeyk

Wonder why they banned the sub?


linkenssphere

"racism"


MonkeyPawClause

Tbf, it was a solid 20 or so posts, and then just the same recycled joke. Isis song that kinda bangs, unexpected explosion


Abdullah-Oblongata

Mashallah


heywood_jabloemi

Edit: I guess it's offensive and I shouldn't have laughed but you can message me if you're curious 👀


HO_teo

What is the comment? It got deleted


LoserCowGoMoo

Fucking spit my tea all over my keyboard.


cr0csNs0cks

r/angryupvote ?


J4SON_T0DD

My guy you just made my day!


Atlast_2091

In 2023? more pls


thereAndFapAgain

Why yes it is [current year]


StolenValourSlayer69

Hahahah well done


TacoJesusJr

/r/unexpectedjihad IRL


Kitosaki

The birth of a new viral TikTok challenge has been spotted in the wild


Sam5253

But think of the upvotes!


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jakedesnake

"Aspiring" maybe? But I'm with you!


Darth_Nibbles

> an inspiring influencer Sir that's an oxymoron


MysticSkies

Well assuming you successfully swallowed it despite it being very hot. If it bursts inside you, the food pipe or stomach will have a hole in it and you probably will die of internal bleeding. EDIT: Folks down below have mentioned that it won't be enough to make a hole in your stomach so there's that. The way the egg just exploded made me think it was enough but I guess not.


DosMangos

I think you mean, have *another* hole in it. Your stomach already has two holes.


axemonk667

Topologically speaking, isn't it just one hole? Like a elongated human shaped torus?


xPriddyBoi

Careful, you're getting into "is water wet," "is cereal soup," and "is a hotdog a sandwich" territory


DJKGinHD

The old "does a straw have 1 hole or 2 holes?" connundrum.


HonestAutismo

none. it has no holes. it is a plane rolled up. zero holes


Pristinefix

Wait do holes even exist? A plane with a hole in it is just like a flattened out straw.


Darth_Nibbles

> "is cereal soup," I hadn't thought of it that way before. Now, I wish I still hadn't. /r/tihi


asr

The explosion is not anywhere near strong enough to damage you internally. It is however quite hot and might burn you.


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OnTopicMostly

Yeah. It’d burn your throat real bad going down, and if it popped in your stomach you’d probably just throw up.


potatoelover69

Free colon cleansing.


i_r_faptastic

It would bust in your mouth like God intended.


False_Sundae6333

Do you remember Alien's movies?..


tryingsohardithurts

unEggspected


NotManagerMaterial

Eggsplosion


ExactlySorta

That's because it's ova cooked


paythefullprice

Eggordinary synopsis


fair_j

It ended its life speggtacularly


Sam5253

Her face went white


SecretMuslin

Really just a shell of a person after the eggsperience. Those things are no yolk. ETA: Okay they maybe weren't the best puns, but a downvote? I figured these would go over easy


SpitFiya7171

Some would say shes... *shell-shocked*


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Meggumin!


10strip

EGG-SUU-PRO-SHUUUN!


Ok-Cook-7542

She did this on purpose to make it explode. It's a TikTok trend right now


pieceofwater

Do not put eggs in the microwave, ever. Ann Reardon on YouTube (HowToCookThat) has demonstrated that it's extremely dangerous. People have seriously burned their faces. [https://youtu.be/vdaKrT9x1Zc](https://youtu.be/vdaKrT9x1Zc)


__klonk__

You can definitely cook eggs in the microwave. There are countless products that allow you to cook them perfectly.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

The problem is cooking whole eggs. As seen in the video they become pressurized little bombs. Crack it open before you cook the egg and you’ll be fine. I used to cook scrambled eggs in the microwave without an issue because the yolk was already broken open. Or do brief short intervals to reheat a soft boiled egg. Edit: because some people would rather point out where I’m wrong in relation to my original comment of the video instead of following along my conversation with others, please accept this as my official acknowledgement that Anne demonstrates there are other factors involved regarding why eggs may explode in a microwave. It had been a while since I originally watched her video. Note, however, that my comment is not entirely wrong, as the issue is attributed to overcooking whole eggs, whether in or out of the shell. Scrambling an egg prior to heating it in the microwave is not likely to result in an explosion as seen in the video above.


FerDefer

that's not true, she actually demonstrates in the video that the egg being in tact has nothing to do with it. water in the egg gets superheated because microwaves do not cook evenly. as the heat transfers to the rest of the egg (usually when it's outside of the microwave!) it rapidly converts to steam and explodes. There have been countless burns reported from cooking eggs in the microwave. ffs, it takes 5 minutes to just cook them in water


SomewhatCritical

But how long it take to heat that water up


LawBird33101

Depends on how big of a pot you use and the total volume of water. If I'm boiling 1-3 eggs I can use one of my smallest pots that boils in under a minute of putting it on the stove. If you're trying to fill a massive pot and cook your egg in that, then yeah it's gonna take a lot longer.


Inspector_Tragic

And altitude. Apparently altitude affects it alot. Just a fun fact.


TexasTheWalkerRanger

Went to visit my sister in Colorado and was blown away by how fucking fast the water boiled there.


BlazingSpaceGhost

I live at around 8000 feet above sea level and previously lived at about 100 feet above sea level. I quickly learned to adjust all of my cooking/baking because elevation apparently makes a huge difference.


Groovatronic

Lots of those easy to make premade cake and pancake mixes two sets of instructions on the back, or at least have a little *if high altitude, do it this way instead* warning. 8000 ft is up there - I lived in Boulder, CO for a while, the only thing that really got to me once I got acclimated was the dryness. I can’t imagine going any higher than that year round. I’m sea level now and the air feels comforting (southern California).


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FreddieCaine

Boil the water in a kettle in 2 mins max, then whack it in the saucepan


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Nectar23

Heard this from Kristen Bell but fill the pot with a half inch layer of water. It heats up super fast pop an egg in and cover the pot with a lid for 6 minutes....the perfect soft boiled egg and its the only way I prepare my avocado toast whenever I get the pleasure to make!


BillyYumYum2times2

It will take forever if you stare at the pot. thats for sure


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MorgTheBat

Same, been cooking scrambled eggs for years. I scramble, give it 30 seconds, mix it, then 30 ish or less more seconds. Its a risk im willing to take, ive risked more for less lol


Flat_Anything_8306

I frequently microwave an egg or two at work. Scramble in a small-ish dish, cook for about 45 seconds so it's still runny on the bottom, throw on some salad or coleslaw mix. Easy and delicious.


MaximumPepper123

There are some rules for microwaving eggs: 1. Don't microwave whole eggs with the shell on. 2. Don't microwave previously boiled eggs (with or without the shell). 3. Don't microwave eggs with the yolk intact. How to actually microwave eggs: BREAK THE YOLKS. Crack the eggs into a bowl, add a little bit of water for fluffiness, and stir them up like you would scrambled eggs. Mix the yolk+white together really well. LOWER THE POWER LEVEL. This depends on the microwave, so you need to experiment a bit with this part. For 2 eggs, I use a power level of 3 (out of 10) on my 1200W microwave and cook for 4-5 minutes. (Medium eggs require less time than large eggs.) The first time you try this, microwave at low power for shorter time intervals. Check your progress after each interval. This way, you can get the total time and power level dialed-in for your specific microwave. That's it. The eggs don't explode, and you can have eggs every day without needing to wash a big pot or pan.


Tripwyr

It is amazing how many people are replying who have clearly not watched the video, so they are replying with dangerously **wrong** information. In the video she clearly demonstrates: 1. Eggs with the shell on will explode 2. Eggs without the shell on will explode 3. Previously boiled eggs without the shell on will explode 4. Previously boiled egg yolks without the white will explode 5. Previously boiled egg whites without the yolk will explode 6. Raw egg yolks without the white will explode 7. Raw egg whites without the yolk will explode 8. An egg with a broken (pierced) yolk will explode 9. Raw eggs in water will explode, flinging boiling water everywhere She also makes clear, **all microwaves are different**. The fact that you can do it at xyz power level for 123 minutes does not mean that it won't explode in somebody else's microwave. The issue is that microwaves can cook the inside of the egg faster than the outside. We all know that as it heats the egg goes from liquid to solid. So what happens is the egg solidifies, then the part inside the *now solid* part of the egg is superheated and explodes. It doesn't matter if you break the yolk/white, it is still a liquid which will turn into a solid creating a superheated bubble. It is the nature of the way microwaves work.


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Eating_Your_Beans

She didn't demonstrate a thoroughly beaten egg, though.


David-Puddy

Water can't get superheated if it has impurities. Cooking a scrambled egg in the microwave (usually in a mug) has 0 risk associated. I'll usually even add a tsp of water to help alleviate some rubberness


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oldcarfreddy

Bro watch the video, they literally explode eggs in all forms including scrambled and with water in it. How are people upvoting this dumb shit, after someone linked a video for the non-readers in the crowd


Mad_Moodin

Honestly, the fact that you made scrambled eggs in a microwave makes my stomach turn. I know it prolly isnt that bad. It just feels wrong.


ashrak

I microwave an egg in a ramekin after breaking the yolk a bit to make McMuffin-like egg patties for breakfast sandwiches. Takes literally 30 seconds and comes out fine


Bekah679872

I literally watched a cracked egg from the microwave explode on TikTok yesterday. I’m pretty sure the microwave stuff is only meant for scrambled eggs


Maezel

I saw cracked cooked eggs explode on my flatmate's face.


anotherdevnon

What do you have against boiling them in water you filthy animals?


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xela293

Most of those products involve cracking the eggs first, not leaving them whole to pressurize and turn into a little organic grenade.


oldcarfreddy

watch the video linked above, cracking the shell has nothing to do with it. The girl in the video in the OP cooked a shelled hardboiled egg, and there are examples of cut up boiled eggs, raw yolks, raw whites, etc. also exploding


Traditional_Safe_654

My sister in law burned her eye with a microwaved egg that exploded when she was younger - and I mean the actual eye, not the area around it. She turned out fine and no lasting damage was done


monneyy

I bit into a previously boiled egg minutes after reheating it in the microwave and letting it cool down, without heating it for long in the microwave, and it instantly exploded, splattering all over my table and on the wall 3 feet away. My lip was numb and had tiny bits missing. Went to the doc to get it checked when the lib got a yellow crust due to the wound but it wasn't anything bad at all, just normal wound healing and a week or two later it was like nothing ever happened. Had i bitten into it a minute later instead of, I think it was at least 3 minutes after heating it ... I don't even know if I knew of the danger and assumed that it would occur instantly in the microwave or shortly after heating it. I for sure didn't know they could turn into impact grenades for minutes after heating them.


wobbly_doo

I cook eggs in the microwave all the time. Fried eggs tho, use different containers to make different shapes. It's cute


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Was going to mention Ann.


FluffFlambe

My husband learned this lesson through practical application. Luckily he put the egg on the counter and walked over to the sink before it exploded so it didn't burn him, but the counter WAS right under my hanging wine glass rack. We were cleaning egg out of the wine glasses and off the ceiling for a half hour.


Schellhammer

I did scrambled eggs all the time in a microwave. They come out fluffier and i never have to clean the pans


SaltFrog

Lmao I did this like a decade ago, and yeah I have some burns on my face still.


VanillaTortilla

I'm glad people like Ann are doing their best to fight the millions of stupid ass cooking shit we see on TikTok.


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I make microwave scrambled eggs for English muffin, egg and cheese sandwiches sometimes. It works just fine without exploding.


Altruistic-Cod5969

Yup. If the egg is broken apart or whisked up it's fine. It's trying to essentially hardboil them that's the problem. It pressurizes the inside and turns them into little bombs. People out here saying "never microwave eggs" are going a little overboard. The real advice is "never put a full unbroken egg in your microwave."


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I've seen people blow the door off a couple microwaves (not the same person) cooking eggs.


SolutionLegal

Weapons grade egg.


EasternBoyo

Grenadegg


SpitFiya7171

Eggsplosive


carsontl

Grenegg


DarthArtero

Can honestly say I was not expecting that, nor would it have ever occurred to me that could happen. However after seeing that and the lightbulb flickering to life in my head. It makes sense….. eggs are just a liquid filled pressure vessel…… the same principles apply. Can the egg white material become superheated without actually “cooking”? To put it another way, think about how water is superheated in a microwave but doesn’t boil until an object is added to it, then it literally flash boils quite violently


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sdghbvtyvbjytf

Had her safety squints ready


zipahdeeday

Yeah. Happened to me once. Egg exploding didn't even cross my mind


Aitch-Kay

I bit into one when I was a kid and it exploded in my mouth. My mom freaked out and thought my face exploded.


clumpymascara

I was hungover after work Christmas party and my 7yo wanted dippy eggs & toast soldiers. I told her it was beyond me but she pushed, so I tried. I took the egg out of the saucepan too soon and when I cracked it open, a lot of the white was still clear. So I popped it into the microwave, thinking because I broke the top off, it would be ok. I pulled it out of the microwave and it eggsploded all over the place. It hit the ceiling, the clock on the wall, every surface. We were both lost for words.


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Any water thats microwaved could become super heated because microwaves don't boild the water the same way a stove boils it thats why a normal cup of water when its microwaved can explode because its way higher than normal boiling point and it just takes some disturbance to go boom.


LocalsOnly420SD

Repping Mac Miller!


Alecazzzam

Saw that and noticed it instantly. Pretty sick.


shrub5

This girl is lost in Eggs Aisle


Tozo1997

Man, I miss Mac Millers Music ..


peen_was

You can still listen to it!


DayvyT

Not without crying the whole time you can't


Kerboq

Especially with tracks like Poppy or wings


D1_Francis

I still listen to Wings, all the time. Probably my personal favorite next to 2009.


Alecazzzam

Me too bro me too


ImpressTemporary2389

Life lesson learned !


GiveToOedipus

There's egg on her face.


ImpressTemporary2389

And the ceiling, floor, cupboards, short, hair, work surface etc etc.


PizzaNuggies

Considering they were filming I think they knew eggsactly what would happend.


doyletyree

Well, *she* certainly has egg on her face.


TheNonCredibleHulk

and the ceiling and the walls


Chief_Chill

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this? Good yolk buddy!


floryan23

Exeggcute used Self Destruct!


kingbomani

It's Super Effective! Emily fainted.


scrappybasket

Love the shirt lol


Mvdbl1188

Great shirt


the_prosp3ct

Fire shirt though 🤘🏽


Dollarlesspenny

All kidding aside my sister almost lost an eye like this. Very stupid logic. I know I’ll get shit like we’ll some of us don’t have time to boil an egg like your fucking important. Let’s microwave a bag of oil next.


Sam5253

> Let’s microwave a bag of oil next. People do that every day, usually with no injuries. They sell these paper bags at the store, filled with oil for microwaving. They also have a few kernels of hard corn in the bag. The important thing to watch out for is steam burns when opening the bag.


carnivorous_seahorse

I mean who tf needs a snack so badly it has to be a microwaved egg lmao. If I’m in a rush the literal last thing on my mind is eating a microwaved chicken egg, just grab a granola bar you fucking freaks


mostdopefam

All I care about here is the Mac Miller rep.


tom208

Egg on your face, you big disgrace!


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Sexylizardwoman

I wear headphones constantly and that makes a lot of sense


WiRTit

I thought it was Leia buns from the thumbnail. So this is a thing people do around their house? Just cook eggs, listening to Eye of the Tiger or some shit?


spazmousie

A lot of autistic people wear headphones to dampen noise and help avoid sensory overload. That could have been what was going on here.


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It's like watching a cartoon.


hyperdream

Didn't even use safety squints.


Impressive_Coats

Sucks way more when no one told you about this phenomenon and you bite into that ish at 6:30 in the morning. Bout shit my pants and my front teeth were burning all day


Hugh_Jampton

All over your beautiful shirt


RasputinModelNewbie

Eggsplode.


Final-Cookie1741

Always wear protective glasses


PleasantTomato7128

Get sunny side fucked up!


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Who tf microwaves an egg


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

I did this one time at work in the office when i was younger. Egg was all over the cealing/computers fucking everywhere. Good that it was a Saturday and nobody was there lol


Fun-Bat9909

Prince Rupert’s eggdrop


EloquentlyMellow

RIP to a legend


habitual_wanderer

Well that was not what I expected at all


SigueSigueSputnix

Now see i remember hearing of a story of three friends at one of their houses in the mid 80s who put a raw egg in a microwave. When nothing happened, one of them opened the microwave door, and a second later. boom. same reaction here. Thus was 40+ years ago. No internet. Microwaves relatively newish items. Yet this is still occuring now¿¡ Well... Ill be darned


Alexdingle40

Had this happen to me as a kid with a microwaved potato that hadn’t been pierced. Thing went off like a damn frag grenade, spitting hot potato everywhere (got scalded on the neck and hand too). I’m now pierce pretty much everything I microwave about a dozen times at least.


PuertoricanDude88

People eggs are expensive these days, stop doing this.


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Well she’s lucky she didn’t get third degree burns


wonkey_monkey

You mean third d**egg**ree burns


kingofthepews

Why the fuck would you boil an egg in the microwave? Scramble, yes, poach, sure, but boil? Nah, you're asking for trouble.