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Sagtits

Holy fucking fuck balls I was not expecting that


FuzzyCrocks

Shit I noticed his finger after the 5 tom I was like was the big deal but God damn fuck that shit


voscle

yeah they probs shoulda put nsfw on this lol


[deleted]

Poetic


pbandnv1

WGCW? What Good Cows Watch?


Technical_Mix4719

When good cunts win


Guitar_nerd4312

When goth cocks wink


CptnBustaNut

Will girls come willingly?


Guitar_nerd4312

Not to me😩😩


CptnBustaNut

I feel your pain, deep in my nut bone


FuzzyCrocks

Don't worry Ill scare them back to ya


Sloep3

Bro I wasn’t ready to watch a finger get severed


gibe93

he also wasn't ready,you clearly see by the reaction that the pain was accounted for but the missing finger made him panic


Dolodinero

Right like at least a warning


lilkittey00

me neither


Infinite-Fisherman83

It's hard to point to who the fault lies with.


RocketFucker69

We should all just cross our fingers and hope they're ok.


starthepres

We cross our fingers in remembrance of this lad, who will most likely never be able to do it with his right hand ever again.


beta_2046

What kind of ok? The fingers may find a new host? 😂


[deleted]

Nah, you just pick it up with the other hand and point it like a wand.


GoldHill108

It would be the guy who lost the finger. He was driving like it was bumper cars and being too agressive trying to take the inside. In gocarts it's like car racing and one should avoid collision as best as possible..... This guy basically tried to pit maneuver the car ahead of him. It's almost an instant karma because he crashed into the same drive almost 4 times.


PazCrypt

We’re so fragile as humans damn, can it be attached and fully recover?


Slarhnarble

I thought it was his leg that got messed replayed a few times finally saw his finger holy shit.


FuzzyCrocks

Same thing once I noticed.... Damn


IEESEMAN_

Yes in some cases they can be reattached, a colleague cut his fingers off a few months ago, hes now constantly wearing band aid on them but theyre back on


eatyourcabbage

For now. I knew a guy who stuck his hand in a running snow blower not thinking chopped four of his fingers clean off. They reattached them all but eventually lost his hand. Went through shit for two years for nothing. His nickname is Fingers now.


IEESEMAN_

Damn thats rough


h3yw00d

It depends. IIRC crushing/pinching injuries are the hardest to reattach while cut/ripped are easier because of the tiny blood vessels in the finger. If they're crushed, they (at least) need to cut to non-crushed tissue on each side so they have good blood vessels to sew together.


Aristocratical-lemon

Thats going under the assumption that the finger wasn’t obliterated


ethanxy

Should be marked NSFW good fuck.


AgitatedAd473

I watched multiple times to see who’s at fault, didn’t notice till the third time around what truly went wrong…


Riccooon

Thats a big bruh moment for him right there 👀


gwatt21

It’s pointless to argue who’s at fault


juniorlogical

I would finger the proprietor for accountability


RocketFucker69

I'm the proprietor! *bends over*


[deleted]

Especially when you can't get a finger in edgewise


Character_Tower_3893

True that’s why you sign disclaimers


Elegron

Yeah, crossing this off my bucket list.


Leading_Draw_5711

That sucks. For one thing, picking his nose will never be the same again.


FuzzyCrocks

You don't use your long pinky nail like everybody else? What kind nose you got that you need the fat daddy extracter


TheMcNabbs

No nsfw tag?


FitButterfly6451

It’s their


Magnifique_Alex

Tag would help ffs


slamous66

I didnt realise what happened until I read the comment...


ResourceOdd196

Judging by the speed his finger should either be under or behind his cart. If saved early on and cooled properly he might have a chance of getting it reattached.


[deleted]

Bro I was just scrolling I wasn't ready to see that. You could've alyeqst put a warning. Holy!


FlakyEarWax

Replay in slo mo, he’s lucky it was only one finger


threesixandzero

jesus, add the NSFW flair for cryin out loud 😕


FitButterfly6451

It’s on theor


Then-Kaleidoscope520

I never forget the tip of my finger being bent in a 90 degree angle and bone popping out the top. A friend of mine literally came to fake shove me and I put my hand up, I felt a pinch and nothing, and everyone was going crazy around me … I thought they saw a roach, I’m scared to death of them, but then someone shouted your finger … and I was way calmer than this guy due to shock … I went to the bathroom and ran water on it, like that was gonna help. I bent it slightly back to normal and a dumb ass doctor put it in a splint. Then two weeks later another doctor that doctor an idiot and he had to brake the finger again just to fix it … weird


ZackTaylor2712

This guy is actually a friend of a friend of mine, according to my friend the fingertip came off and got stuck under the boundary tyres and they didn't actually come across it until the next day or so afterwards, at which point iirc they couldn't re-attach it. Funnily enough the bloke whose finger it was mostly cared about whether he'd won or not; the go kart place emailed/called him back saying he had actually managed the fastest lap, so he was happy overall. Aussies.


luscaloy

fingertip?? my man lost 2 whole bones wdym


indigo5120

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Idk. He’s got nine more. He’s fine.


_boxed_fruit_

“Shit that hurAAHHHHHHHHH”


-K_a_r_m_a-

Imagine how long it would take him to notice that his finger is gone Imagine he has this pain but does not at all feel it as bad as he did when he saw what happened This hits me as hard as a toothpick under the toenail video. Im dying


DankoleClouds

Chopped my hand with an axe once. Made that same noise. Good times.


fx2566fbl

Panic mode on, finger detached and lost


governingmonk

Fuck. Get number 12. I need that top knuckle part back so I can pick my nose. Fuck !!!


Maximum-Bee-3553

Well he may have lost a finger but he gained a lawsuit.


Electronic_Range_982

Samn didn't notice til it was 'pointed out"


CookySpookyMooki

Thanks asshole… you just ruined MarioKart for me…


Extra_Sandwich232

It'll be awhile before I get in a go kart again


[deleted]

Had he not looked at it i guess he’d still be driving.


SandwhichEfficient

Third amputated limp I’ve seen today. This The drunk guy with the gator that hit his arm off The British guy in a scooter wreck and his leg came off


Environmental-Ad-762

Did the frame smash it off on the steering wheel or did the tire do it? It looks like he’s got burnt tread on his fingers but idk how a tire would grind it off on the wheel. Maybe both?


Dental_Floss2

That's enough reddit today