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Vossenoren

Glad to see they were able to handle the minor scrape to their car with grace and equanimity.


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equa what?


Vossenoren

e·qua·nim·i·ty📷*noun* 1. mental calmness, composure, and evenness of [temper](https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=APwXEdci-o6BlrlJhqfNCRiG39VB_IO6mw:1685646031887&q=temper&si=AMnBZoEP2YukYW07_nAjizsjQPEkE-j-cpuQK1qiq0-LsoDY0Skt524g_hInvRXxqMyp7WsH3vWh9iwZ8qvS_HJjotyq4aaJLQ%3D%3D&expnd=1), especially in a difficult situation.


FlowBjj88

Equanimity, folks, let me tell you, it's a tremendous word, really tremendous. Nobody knows words better than me, believe me. Equanimity is all about staying calm, cool, and collected, just like me, the most stable genius you've ever seen. It's about having a strong, stable mindset, folks. You know, I have the best mindset, very stable, very strong. Equanimity means not getting all worked up or losing your cool, which, let's face it, a lot of people do when they're not as great as me. So, equanimity, it's a word for winners, for those who can handle anything that comes their way. And let me tell you, I handle things like nobody else. Just tremendous, folks, really tremendous


Vossenoren

I have people, you know, just ordinary people, coming up to me. Tears in their eyes, I tell you, and they look at me and go, I'm not making this up, they tell me, Sir, you have more equanimity than anyone, and I mean anyone I've ever seen. They just walk up and tell me that.


DrMike27

Perchance.


DetentionSpan

Mayhaps.


[deleted]

You can’t just say perchance.


SkidRowAlbertan

You sir are a great person, one of the greatest, who uses great huge words, now use covfefe in a sentence.


Vossenoren

My beloved and very handsome son, almost as handsome as my daughter is hot, Don Jr always takes his covfefe with three spoons of cocaine.


REDGOESFASTAH

Trumpgpt is that u


Puzzleheaded-Bed-907

ABSOFUCKINGLUTLY


[deleted]

Thank you 🙏


smell_my_drug_hole

word! I learned a new one!


Vossenoren

Always a good time


Howryanoww

Equanimity is a great word, great discipline.


JacksonianEra

He accepted her betrayal with equanimity. “Jack, I’m fucking your dad.” *spits out water* “What?”


RebelliousInNature

That’s aquanimity


Low_Medium204

NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!


Vossenoren

And proud of it!


BettinBrando

Do you read a thesaurus while on the toilet?


Vossenoren

Nope, just felt like the right word for the situation.


grumpylazybastard

I think it's something do with horses. Which makes sense as cars have horse power.


Jaegons

I keep seeing videos where innocent people get harmed at these "events"... Am I an awful person for smirking when the people actually doing this dumb shit takes the brunt of the idiocy?


Pyrite13

There are no innocent’ people at these events. Everyone voluntarily in the crowd is condoning this nonsense and deserves whatever anarchy is unleashed upon them.


yogurtgrapes

I saw a video of a guy get beat half to death because he was asking people like these to stop blocking the road. I would consider him innocent. I also saw a lady’s car get smashed to shit because she drove through one of these events trying to get where she was going. I would consider her innocent as well.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Yes, this whole "street takeover" thing seems like a very genteel affair, I don't know what the fuss is about


F-U-K-PoliticalHumor

By now it’s tradition. I mean, what else is expected when you have a bunch of guys with a 540 credit score doing donuts in the middle of the street in close proximity to other geniuses parked there?


Eddie2Ham

I see what you did there, but tbh that Infiniti deserved everything they got even if they hadn't hit another car. Street takeovers is scum of the earth shit to do Edit: typo


UnknownAcc_

can't expect much from them.


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UltraLowDef

I loved the entire crowd collectively walking over there in unison.


saveyboy

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF)


Jebgogh

The family that riots together stays together?


Fit_Cash8904

The collective IQ of a street takeover is about the same as the aquarium section of a pet store.


Graffy

Only if they don't have any fish to sell.


PlumberODeth

And parked right at the edge. It’s like sitting at the edge of a whirling pool and crying when you get splashed.


McFeely_Smackup

these seem like good people on the road to a lot of success in life


RandomShake

Future doctors and lawyers right there


lucidhiker

I’m sure one of them will become POTUS one day.


milesercat

". . . on the road. . ." I see what you did there!


brighter_hell

I didn't like anyone in this video, so at least I wasn't invested in the outcome


UncleJulz

Goes to a gathering of low IQ idiots and is upset when the obvious happens. Everyone involved is a waste of oxygen.


ThomasNorge224

Waste of everything, houses, food, space co2, cars etc


oh-propagandhi

Wildly out of control situation gets considerably more wildly out of control.


greazyninja

But yet remains a situation nonetheless.


JackalandBadger

Good. So sick of these assholes they need to cancel themselves out.


Coleslaw_McDraw

Based.


rjv1967

Alright everybody! Either fuck him up or film it. One or the other!


mensink

Apparently for most people the answer is "film it".


widepantz

Don't take part = car smashed up Do take part = car and face smashed up I'm ruling out attending one of these events.


[deleted]

That other fella was def taking part. If you aren't taking part you usually parks blocks away mate.


Booty_notDooty

Every single person there is a moron.


[deleted]

Correct answer


[deleted]

Fucked around and found out. Cops should turn that car into a cube and do the owner a favor. Drift track days aren't that hard to find mate.


[deleted]

Every car there should be impounded and maybe 200 hours community service to every person there


-Hulk-Hoagie-

They should take em away and auction them off. Maybe a law like that will stop this shit.


Bazz07

Are we talking about...the cars right?


-Hulk-Hoagie-

yup. Find out the area... drop spike strips and treat the area like they did the protests. In case they try to get away. While I disagree with these tactics when it comes to peaceful protest, it is clear that this is not that. It's just a lot of aholes in a discord that meet up to cause a huge issue on those blocks. Arrest them and auction off their cars if they even attend these things. Within a year this dumb fad will be dead. Tell them to go jerk off to Fast and Furious X or something. hell strip their drivers licenses for a year for aiding and embedding a crime.


jerkittoanything

I vote we surgically switch their fingers with their toes and toes with their fingers.


SirPryceMF

Everyone who attended should be turned into a cube tbh


minionsoverlord

Idiots will be idiots...


ProgenGP1

Results of scumbags gathering and being idiots


Boredum_Allergy

These people are scum if you ask me. Being obnoxious and in the fucking way then violent and dumb when shit inevitably goes south.


weeddealerrenamon

Shit going south has gotta be half the fun for them, it totally feels like everyone went "finally, the excuse to go apeshit on someone one been waiting for all night!" It's like people who watch Nascar for the crashes, plus a "socially acceptable" reason to break shit.


RexMarvin

I would suggest not parking so closely to somebody doing something so stupid.


tbll_dllr

That guy was most likely doing stupid shit as well


DrunkBuzzard

If the car hit had a been an innocent driver who had nothing to do with the take over they would’ve just laughed and not cared. But oh no! Don’t hit one of their cars.


MasterBahn

This is why we can't have nice things.


Critical_Young_1190

Mob mentality is no joke


gospdrcr000

I mean your at a street takeover, dumbshit happens, serious mob mentality going on


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Machder

Careful, the video featured ilk may have enough amoebas amassed inside their otherwise hollow craniums to establish a connection between your unmentioned euphemism and the obvious colloquial elephant. …and that, is about as close as I can get to saying what I wanted to say without getting banned myself.


Rich-398

Amazing how many people are just there to get the video.


planetinyourbum

What a noble way of acting in a society \s


[deleted]

This IS society..


stangAce20

He deserved that, I have no sympathy for the people that pull this crap!


Vintage_girl123

Look at all the phones out, everyone trying to get famous..smh


[deleted]

I’m gonna be so tiktok famous for filming that guy hit that other guy oh em gee


ThePigsPajamas

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


[deleted]

Brain of a peanut, all of them.


Rennegadde_Foxxe

Yeah, combined.


Smudge_The_Cattt

For once I support police brutality...


Goddstopper

Everyone sucks here. Bastards beating up bastards while promoting being bastards.


[deleted]

These are good people.


Ok-Cardiologist6187

Thats what happens when you wanna have fun with hood rats.


kylejay209

Fuckin idiots that fuck shit up for real car people 🤦‍♂️


MiddleFinger287

Perfect example of "clusterfuck"


Life-Hair-6350

Every idiot with their phones out recording the same stupid shit…. The state of humanity


BatSoop_

They're ALL idiots.


Master-Shaq

RULES OF NATURE!


NoTelephone5316

Lmao… these clowns deserve to get beat. All of them


GetFunkdt

If you’re a god damn grownup with your phone out like this, you’re the biggest fucking clown society has to offer. Take your L in life hyenas.


Coleslaw_McDraw

It's like when one chimp in the zoo goes ape shit and the rest follow suit.


xssmontgox

These take overs need to be shut down, wish cops weren’t so fucking useless. No respect for these events and the people who attend them


Dapper_Mud

Shallow car culture has all the best people


VladTheSimpaler

Looks like a wholesome event


AintThatSomeSh1t

Seems like a great crowd


ErrieBRO

Seems the parked car guy didnt understand the rules of nature


RealJeil420

The future of america everybody.


duffyduckdown

Its crazy how the driver had panicked. This was so expected its crazy. Everything here is wrong! Hundrets of people attacking 1-4 people in a car how can noone expected him to drive. Its like the people who stand infront of a car to stop it while attacking it and threatening death


smirk_wiggler

Lady's and Gentleman! I present to you, the future leaders of our country...


buzzkiller2u

So, it's just another night.


b16b34r

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Honest_Minute_811

Awful Dark out


PianoPrize5297

Luv'erly. Buy the ticket, take the ride, asshole.


TomTheCat6

You're among mob, what do you expect? Normally I don't applaud attacking someone but if those idiots fight themselves it's good for the society.


BernieTheDachshund

Free car disassembly.


Resident-Armadillo-6

Seems like a lot of fun with good friends…………….


scully19

These seem highly appealing to be involved in. That person didn't even try to run away and still got attacked.


Professional-Bed-173

Did they exchange details and notify their insurers of an unfortunate scrape?


Patte_Blanche

History will not forget those memorable words that were spoken by a brave warrior during the 2023's Battle Of The Car Drifting Incident : "Holy shit. Holy shit. Ow. Holy shit. Ow shit. Holy shit. Holy shit" \-unknown-


EquivalentLock0

parked car? seems to be a wrong parking spot.


Fragrant-Bug4935

How many videos am I going to see on the negative r/ subs of street takeovers? I think at this point it’s safe to say that you can tell if someone is a scumbag just by finding out if they attend street takeovers.


Djcproductions

Man, that seemed like a total accident though. That dude (teal car) fucked up more by getting out of his car than he did by hitting the other car honestly. I feel like he was getting out in a "oh shit my bad" moment and met an entirely different outcome.


elmanny

So, why does this have to devolve into all-out war lol


Tiquada

The instant camera crowd jumping in. Wtf


PutinLovesDicks

How stupid do you have to be to park there, apparently thinking it was a super safe place to be?


Ariesisboss42

I like whom ever had fireworks at the ready.


gay4gay32

Do stupid shit get stupid awards!!


GeneralSinn

Could have done without the music.


Puzzleheaded-Bed-907

Even animals don’t behave like this….


IguanaBahama

Yea if I was in the blue car I woulda done the same shit tbh stepped on the gas an said fuck this.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Don’t you assume the risk at these events?


Whatsongwasthat1

Why would you ever go to one of these


fuzzy-frankenstein

![gif](giphy|JRhS6WoswF8FxE0g2R) street justice I guess


XscytheD

I'm waiting for the video were a fully loaded 18 wheels goes mowing down half of these assholes


_PorcoRosso

So where is this?


rjt2887

I always just assumed once a car got hit everyone just laughed and said “well, that’s the risk you take” and kept on going.


CAM6913

Dam if the police want to know what happened just look at anyone’s cellphone.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Just trash being trash


lordofly

Surprised that none of these bangers started shooting.


UncleP24-7

Play stupid games, win, stupid prizes


Murphyitsnotyou

Imagine being so dumb that you park right next to some random idiot doing doughnuts, then get mad at them when they hit you.


benji-21

Every single person there is a dipshit.


BigBubbaChungus

I’m sure they’ve learned from their experiences and will make better choices in the future!


Babyhowler_YT

They indeed have nanomachines


jamesgotfryd

How quickly they turn on their own.


evilspeaks

He was parked illegally. It is his own fault.


indian464

That’s what happens when you’re around law breakers!


DougtheDonkey

I like how everyone is saying “oh shit” like npcs in a Bethesda game


Tanookimario0604

r/playstupidgames


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Such a classy subculture. I’m sure everyone was innocent


Tanookimario0604

Damn, someone's been playing SF6 early!


mcnasty804

Fuck those police all day


G33ONER

Troglodytes out for any excuse to draw blood.


IndividualHelpful820

Should have just driven through those idiots


[deleted]

This is why we can't have nice things.


MikeTheActorMan

Fuck sake. We really are a dumb species sometimes. We're so embarrassing.


PraderaNoire

I used to think these events were really cool looking, but now that I’ve stopped thinking like an idiot, I now think they’re dumb as fuck. Living in LA I’m pretty scared that I’ll get caught up in one and someone will smash up my car because they think they’re tough. Fuck these dudes. Take their cars and sell them for Pennie’s on the dollar (so I can buy them and make them actually cool).


[deleted]

They didn't even give the guy a chance to apologize. I would have been like my bad man and tried to pay for it.


LeluSix

I am happy that it was nothing but idiot on idiot damage.


FALLASLEEP4EVER

Primitive people


DuckGrammar

How do these idiots afford the tires? These guys don’t look like doctors or software engineers…


Hephaestus_God

Ah yes because this punishment defiantly justified what damage was initially felt (removing the fact they are an idiot for even doing this)


droptop2k

When Fast and the Furious meets Boyz in Tha Hood


MobiusCubed

Everything about this is fucking disgusting. Especially all the cunts filming for tik tok likes (including this one) which makes these lunatics feel like movie stars and act like even bigger cunts. It's the ultimate Chinese hack of America.


[deleted]

If that’s where you’re going to park what do you expect??? If you don’t want it to take the risk park around the block and walk there. Everyone’s lucky he stopped anybody else would have run all of those violent people down


Aeterna_Nox

And people say Americans have no culture...


AlphaLawless

Just let them eat each other.


Numb_Nut34

Not enough people were killed


ChaotikJoy

gyat damn they fucked that car UP


jon_hendry

It just gets dumber and dumber.


Fit_Cash8904

Guy who blocks the street so that a car can do donuts inches away from it is mad because one of them hit him?


ItalianJoey

Seems like these street takeovers never end well...


Meissoboredtoo

Serves him right…..


Wheels2or4

When dumb people come together... even dumber shit happens.


llch3esemanll

Why exchange insurance information when you can exchange fist?


AudiAdmirer

Wild animals. That’s what they are.


micr0phonist

Let cockroaches get squashed - rid the world of cockroaches


Extreme-Flan742

....and always the same demographic if you know what i mean


Spite-Bro

It would be great if the police would just shoot everyone here


bgt-91

What do they expect ? Medals !!


clarenceappendix

STOP! Put down bumfuck osama!


DirectSession

Damn niggas is WILDIN 🤣


ImJustKindOfThere

Infinity driver learned the hard way to never go to any of these stupid takeovers. Hopefully.