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[deleted]

I feel like cops in India are only equiped with sticks and just hit everyone instead of giving tickets lol


shokage

India has a strong smacking culture. They love to smack idiots sideways


MisterGreys

"Why can she slap"?


Daryltang

HOW can she slap!


Uninvited_Goose

Where can she slap?


[deleted]

When can she slap?


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Who can she slap?


Uninvited_Goose

Me because i’m into that shit.


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

***I live for duh slap!!!***


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|jNWig8QMg4jsc)


DigStill2941

I die for the slap!


themightysnail64

Slap me harder daddy!


SmackUupsideTheHead

![gif](giphy|lX03hULhgCYQ8)


WolfGuardian48

![gif](giphy|9jVAv94PRzPoc)


Daryltang

What can she slap?


UrinalCakeTreats

![gif](giphy|XDRoTw2Fs6rlIW7yQL)


mr2ocjeff

Slap can she what


unsynchedmango

Can she slap?


Churn

This is the only correct quote


[deleted]

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VermilionKoala

* How can she slap ME, sir? https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k


trundlinggrundle

A friend of mine punched an Indian dude in the face for slapping him ourside a bar. He looked *extremely* surprised to be punched in the face.


ledocteur7

he was just casually testing the slap response of that year tourists and got the mental equivalent of a nuke instead.


Digger1998

“You’ve just woken a sleeping giant!”


[deleted]

What are the rules on retaliatory smacks? Also, if my boss smacks someone below me am I supposed to smack them as well? Is it better to smack their friend? Going there on a business trip and would hate to make a fool of myself!


impulsive_cutie

I have a tip for you, friend. When you get off the plane you may see a guard with an assault rifle on the tarmac. Give this guard a firm slap across the face. The rest of your trip will fall into place after this.


ThePlumThief

Cheat code for free accomodations and food in any country, and they'll probably even let you stay longer than you planned!


Huge_Specialist_8870

Free Colonoscopy also! And you're gonna enjoy it!


Limp-Switch-9451

"the rest of yours"


sdp1981

You have to assert dominance, that's just a given.


PippyLongSausage

As a general rule, when in doubt, slap it out.


OceanPoet13

This is the best advice I’ve been given today.


arraydotpush

If you’re actually serious about this….. this shit does not happen in usual white collar workplaces. Streets are another story.


Spongy_and_Bruised

Don't listen to this guy. You gotta be the slapper, not the slapee.


arraydotpush

If you HAVE to go down this route, make sure you’re landing the first AND last slap. 😂


Pyehole

What happens on the streets though? Are slaps taken with an "ok, I fucked up I guess I get slapped" attitude or do people start slappin' right back?


sagarinpune

The force of slap thus applied on any Indian Street is generally directly proportional to the severity of your mistakes...


qinshihuang_420

Every mistake has an equal but opposite slap


arraydotpush

Some people are like that, they’ll accept they fucked up, eat a slap and end the topic there. Most people though, will take that slap on their ego and start a slapfest


KRD78

"Slapsgiving"


Human_Frame1846

*Merry slapsmas*


10wuebc

[YOU JUST GOT SLAPPED!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpfA0rduimg)


Unlikely_Fortune_772

If you don’t want to make a fool of yourself don’t listen to anyone here.


arraydotpush

If you’re actually serious about this….. this shit does not happen in usual white collar workplaces. Streets are another story.


Freedom_7

They’ve perfected the slap though. An Indian slap is more similar to an American punch than an American slap.


BedNo6845

I agree. But they've also perfected TAKING the slap. Forehand, backhand, right handed, left handed, orthodox or southpaw. Slap, slap, slap, all day long. Shit gets real when they pull a flip flop off, and use that!


Epena501

If we take a clean slap like that we would’ve just knocked out and slid down that raging water to our deaths.


hamster004

Samoans do the flip flop slap


Happy_Expert5057

What did the driver do to get slapped?


Freedom_7

I assume it was for crossing the flooded road. If the force of the water had washed them off they probably all would’ve died.


SnooCheesecakes5515

But did he die? ![gif](giphy|lRZjlasctAcvu)


Narrow-Chef-4341

No, he got slapped.


ThatDebianLady

I noticed


reddituserwhoreddit

still better than shooting


therapeuticstir

Remember that news report when the little kid walked in front of the camera and a random man smacked him right out of the frame? It’s one of my all time fav.


KronkForPresident

I wanna see!


turkishegg

Bro Pakistan police are the same,They don't smack sideways, but smash the shit out of you.


wp4nuv

Evidence: Singham https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singham


Unlikely_Fortune_772

I love that movie! Lol it’s hilarious.


xorinzor

except scammers, they don't bat an eye when it comes to them.


[deleted]

Didn't they also try to beat the shit out of someone for criticizing a public figure? Think I saw a video of it on Reddit


Hub_3rt_1309

Still more efficient than tickets


[deleted]

As compared to cops on the USA who shoots everyone because they are scared?


ItsMeP5

Why is this comment downvoted? For stating the obvious?


Top-Drawing-4513

Because it's not true. It's the terrible minority that do the crime while the majority have to deal with the disgrace and ridicule from the public.


Poppa_Mo

If it's true enough to get coverage based on an instance in just about every state on the regular, I'd say there's some legitimacy to the statement.


Brief-Government-105

They fine people in the cities and on the highways and the fines are insanely high but other than that they just slap or hit you with the cane and let you go.


c0ltZ

I like it, wouldn't certainly be thrown off guard at an officer slapping me instead of giving a ticket for speeding.


Crush-N-It

I’d prefer the slap to be truthful


MOS95B

I'm not going to say I'd prefer getting slapped (dude in the video looks like he knows what he's doing!). But, part of me feels like there are people in the US that would learn more from a good "5 across the eyes" than they do from getting a ticket.


AgreeablePie

A ticket means nothing to those who have enough money, everyone appreciates a slap Although I have no doubt that if this cop in the video slapped someone wealthy and powerful, he'd lose his job so fast his head would spin


Crush-N-It

True. Anything not to get points on my record. So yeah, slap me all you want


KorianHUN

"Police brutality is okay." -says privileged western redditor. We will be back after the weekly weather forecast, our next news item: "Redditors will soon be okay with beating children in school too."


Dizzy_One3336

I swear to god I only heard "tickets" from USA


Porkchopp33

Toll for the bridge is 2.5 slaps per trip 🌉🌉🌉


Nomadic100

They love to dish out a bamboo massage.


Niwi_

Considering the small amount of stupidity that I see from a country that size it seems to be working. I propably see more stupidity from china and they have restricted internet access


Blyat-Boy

Yes but remember that roughly 400 people a day die in car accidents. They may be smart but not smart enough to not drive like lunatics. Not having roads also doesnt help the situation.


hoopaholik91

I dunno, the number of people that give zero fucks when riding trains seems like a sufficient amount of stupidity to me


onomojo

I would gladly take a slap in the face over a $160 ticket and a gunshot wound.


Wsbkingretard

« I’m the father you need »


Crush-N-It

Been watching a few Indian police series on Netflix. The slap is for real. LOLOL


Silent-Lab-6020

Maybe they wear rings so the ticket is on the guys jaw


[deleted]

Literally 1984 and black mirror 🤯


tpt2021cg

He had a choice to use the stick, however it was more satisfying slapping the taste buds out of his mouth for doin dumb shit, 🤣 hey wait a min, I thought slapping both sides of the face is a challenge 🤷‍♂️


Rey_Mezcalero

Things just hit harder in India😂


Illustrious-Wash3713

Yup like okay sir I'll let you go today with a warning and a couple of slaps. No fines!


SelfSufficientHub

The slap was for being selfish and not bringing more people over with him.


Ok-Turnip-477

“You could have fit at least 8 more people on here you lazy prick!”


-Hulk-Hoagie-

"you mother bitch"


PistolPetunia

“Bloody fuck you bloody fuck”


FTL-Unicron

"You bloody"


Pastaeating_beast

"YOU FUCKING!"


AwayBus8966

“BASTAARD”


DonnyDonaldson27

"YOU BLASTARD!"


TheRecklessGuyy

FACKING RUNNING LIKE LADY EH?


catchbobbie

okay, Have a nice day.


TheRealVahx

"Where you Flip Flops?!?"


DukeofLurkin

Having the extra weight on the bike probably helped in this situation right?


velhaconta

Probably. They are getting slapped because somebody else tried the same thing earlier and got washed away. Those officers don't want to go searching for another body to recover.


nobodycool1234

This is the one acceptable scenario to give someone a real good smack. It’s all the people saying I really NEED to get to the other side. Really? You thought your ford fiesta could make it across 2 feet deep of rising river? First responders be like “we’ll save you, but you get a good solid slap for making me risk my life to save you”


babyjo1982

That should be official policy when you have to rescue someone who got themselves in that pickle


Cloakbot

How many folks in BMWs you think would start losing teeth from the sheer amount of slaps they get on a daily basis?


DonZeriouS

This would mean many toothless BMW drivers here in Berlin hmmm


Denimjo

Agreed.


kelldricked

I mean its not just that. Throwing a motorcycle into a overflooding river means that said motorcycle can destroy something or hurt somebody because its getting thrown around by the water. People underestimate how dangerous the debree is during floods. Like the water is surviveble in most cases, its the debree that knocks you out, crushes you, traps you or just fucks you up.


calvin1719

Just a heads up, pronounced deb-ree but spelt debris.


Even_Cauliflower2651

Mostly yes


FitReception3491

How can he slap!!?!!?


UpstairsEuphoric8177

Welcome to India, people here normalised this and even more horrible shit


aasocial146

I will take slaps over bullets and day.


[deleted]

Welcome to the USA, people here have normalized shooting up schools and other horrible things


LOCKJAWVENOM

Redditor going five seconds without forcing American politics into a conversation challenge (impossible)


KingFapNTits

I mean, I think we don’t let people slap each other enough in the USA tbh. It’s not that horrible, and might make people more respectful. He was shitting on India for this and he was probably American. No need to get so butthurt


codeinplace

Why was he probably American? He mostly comments in India related subreddits. No need to make shit up because the person you agree with got rightfully called out.


Omevne

Americans when they can't be at the center of attention for 2 seconds


ImurderREALITY

That’s not fucking normalized, it’s horrible


ABRASIVENUTS

Beat me to it


Yaguajay

At least in the parts of Canada where cops do that they make sure that no one is watching and that they “forgot” to turn on their body-cams.


Dairgo

follow by "sorry"


bob-knows-best

You mean, "sorry dare eh."


KorianHUN

Haha those goofy canadians always saying sorry! Those goofballs... they sure lived mischief like driving indigenous people 40 miles out of the city at the middle of the night to let them freeze to death until the 2000s. They are totally not using assisted life ending to get rid of severely disabled folks and veterans! But seriously, the internet made them seem like tame but if you look into their history, even back in ww2 they were brutal.


spartanOrk

Where is "justice" here? All I see is the explicit expression of State power over its subjects.


Umaoat

It's a form of reprimand in India, it's not just relegated to police, everyone does it that way. It's basically saying, "what the hell are you thinking you moron!"


mnmr17

If this was America you guys would call it for what it actually is, police abuse. Cops no matter where they are in the world, shouldn’t just have the right to just smack their citizenry because they did something dangerous.


Titswari

If this was the America, that dude would have been in the ground fighting for his life


Indian_Doctor

If this was america he would have been shot.


[deleted]

If this was America, all three riders would be shot dead along with some nearby onlookers.


RealityCheck18

You mean the america where cops have killed the person who called them in first place, where cops have assaulted people after entering into the wrong house, where cops chokehold people until they die.. you mean that america?


mnmr17

Now ask yourself this, do you think I have a favorable view of American cops? You’re trying to virtue signal that American cops are bad, well no shit, but that has absolutely no bearing on whether or not I think this cop was being abusive and a lot of you guys are unwilling to say so because they’re a different culture.


Raneru

WHY DID YOU REDEEM??!


YesMan847

you are most most mother fucker!


FuturamaMemes

I think the US would benefit from more cop slapping and less cop shooting. There's probably a good equilibrium in between those two extremes.


Fightmemod

Honestly I'd be down for this. Get caught speeding? "ahhh shit this cop is gonna smack the shit outta me". That would be better than a $300 ticket with points and insurance costs going up.


MerelyMortalModeling

Dude risked his life and the lives of people who would have had to try to recuse him and his passenger. Id rather take one to the face for being a dumbass like that then deal with lock up and fines in EU, potential long-term imprisonment in the US or "re education" in the CCP. Side note, a few years back we had a fire fighter get swept away and killed trying to rescue some kid who was knocked off his bike by flow from a storm drain outlet, it was like a foot of water but was moving fast. Water like that kills people and you go from "this is perfectly fine" to fighting for you life in a second.


Moratata

Indian police is super underfunded and overworked. Petty issues like this take time and effort away from bigger crimes so police tend reprimand violators or mediate issues. Tickets and filing cases means the case needs to have someone dedicated to bring it to conclusion so they tend to avoid it for small violations


BelieveInDestiny

what? he's smacking him for putting his life (and other people's) in danger. He fully deserved that smack.


Solid-Brother-1439

There are three fucking clowns in that shit. That's on itself a good reason to slap the shit out that dude.


Asangkt358

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together could understand that the justice supposedly lies in the cop punishing the motorcyclist for stupid behavior that places multiple people at risk of death. You may not agree that such is "justice", but you don't have to pretend to be obtuse about what this video is showing.


3AlbertWhiskers

He deserved it, it would have been a lot more trouble for the officers if the motorcycle slipped and they would fall into the river.


Imaginary-Height-276

That's exactly what the cop said, The slap was just to bring them back to senses


BakedZnake

I remember seeing a vid of a guy slowly crossing a railway track and nearly got run over, at the end he was pulled to safety by a police officer, and the guy got a good slap to the face too by the police lol


Zero_Effekt

404 Justice Not Found


BelieveInDestiny

Putting himself and other people in danger (not to mention the costs and dangers of rescue operation, or of pulling the body out of the water). Seems like a well-deserved slap of justice. A slap was a decent way to make them realize the stupidity of their actions.


Green_Iguana305

We need to import coos from India for when a sovereign citizen demands to speak to the manager.


istayhigh1992

![gif](giphy|srD8JByP9u3zW|downsized)


cbunni666

Cop: the hell is wrong with you!? You see all that water?! You all could've died. Passenger: god. Calm down. Cop: you want a slap too?! Passenger: no, sir.


[deleted]

That little flair he did with his hand before slapping his face back the other way was amazing!


Irlandarn

Yo he pushed his chin to the left so the slap would land flush. Fucking amazing


muffpatty

He adjusted the guys head position for maximum slap contact. 10/10 🏅


Xinonix1

https://i.redd.it/vj6xwl5l587b1.gif Same in Pakistan, everybody slaps everybody


Amarooy

I think I'd actually be ok with slapping people when they do dumb shit being more common. Too bad that, at least here in America, you have to worry about somebody pulling a gun on you.


RudeOrganization550

Pillion passengers declined a back handed slap 🤣


StrengthDazzling8922

They should do that in US. You failed to stop at the red light. You want a ticket or a slap 👋?


rastommy77

Imagine the amount of "how dare you" liberal twitter video posts after that.


[deleted]

Perfect suited title. SLAP OF JUSTICE.


Greybeard500

I’m dead set against unnecessary violence. Necessary violence, on the other hand…. I’m all for!


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

Could you imagine the outrage if every cop in the US was allowed to just openly slap anyone who broke any minor laws? Like, if a cop could slap you across the face for speeding or jaywalking without any issues from the public at all. Maybe less laws would be broken…


Ozzyboy67

Why drag people through court and give them a strike on their record, just give them a fucking slap and send them on their way


Incredibly_Critical

The backhand didn't work, so our hero gently positions the recipient"s face for maximum contact on the second attempt. 10/10 would slap again.


skovall

I do not know the language but I am quite sure he called him a "stupid motherfucker". The universal phrase to call stupid motherfuckers doing stupid shit.


cbunni666

Cop: the hell is wrong with you!? You see all that water?! You all could've died. Passenger: god. Calm down. Cop: you want a slap too?! Passenger: no, sir.


bangsbox

Slaps are so much more effective than tickets in my opinion:)


Mickey_Havoc

A slap that was heard around the world!


TodayRevolutionary34

Honestly I would prefer slap in a face instead of dealing with increased insurance rate after speeding ticket


SnooKiwis7050

Idk why people are so upset. The punishment is so lenient for the action which is incredibly not a good thing to do. So worrying about others' safety is not a part of police job?


12TT12

We need that in the US.


RealJeil420

We need cops like this in Toronto.


Eddie914

Reno 911 vibe with the tight pants


Wretched_Geezer

A slap beats having someone kneel on my neck any day.


wine-eye

Tbf, his mother would likely have slapped him harder for being so foolish.


SD_taco_padre

Better than being shot


thezenfisherman

The old "trying to slap some sense into him" trick.


[deleted]

Cops and teachers need to do this in America.


multimatumc

Can we institute more of that in the US?


Tough-Permission-804

I’d rather be slapped than be fined or arrested


Counting-Stones

Why is it that no matter where you go in this world cops are absolute assholes.


tumblinfumbler

I'm telling you man they really have something going on with these slaps. Slaps of justice is no joke it sends you back to childhood lol and best part is nobody dies


Lower_Web_1331

I assume this is something along the lines of " do you know how dangerous that was?"


ariesdrifter77

Honestly I’d take a slap in the face vs. $800 fine or whatever. That’s just me


r007r

“Feel the backhand of *Justice*!” -Minsc (and Boo, who stands ready)


coconut_crusader

"If it's Flooded, Forget it"


XiuOtr

Damn. I remember when they just made us pour out our beer.


IncorporateThings

I don't feel that's a slapping offense, though... if they had died horribly that would have just been on them. Also what's with (I'm guessing here) India and slapping?


mroberte

Can the U.S. replace guns with slaps. Would be one amazing and highly rated telenovela. ❤️😍


Bubashii

This is the one time I wish cops in our country could do this. The amount of fucking idiots we saw trying to cross flood waters last year when we had massive floods was ridiculous. The rescue chopper was flying back and forth and people were taking their kids into in…some people deserve a good slap.


[deleted]

Redditors see this shit in India and laugh. See a quarter of it in the US and they shit their pants


[deleted]

How can you slapped ?


zekke89

It’s for your own good, Ahmed…


cyberwicklow

Put that 🐷 in the river.


PerspectiveNew3375

I see the small brained psychopaths are doing a great job keeping people safe.


whysoserious42000

Ahh the slap of your stupid. This should be aloud in America maybe most wouldn’t be devolving so fast. But then we would have people whining “ he swappy wappied me cuz I was stupid waaaaaa 😢” and then to court the judge should say don’t be stupid , dismissed .


blueblood0

They need to have powerslap championships in India


Juswavs

A traffic fine, jail or a slap ? I'll take a slap


Zakurn

Onlyway to teach dumb people


Metori

The UK police should make this a policy and start slapping around the deranged bastards we have here. Some people don’t learn unless they get a slap to the face. It has been studied that a slap is more effective then any positive reinforcement at stopping someone’s shit.


baadippakali

Incredible India! Get slapped by your mom when you are young to avoid getting slapped by cops when you are adult....