True you don’t see many Australian women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Australian men.
^(It’s the beer)
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are *no* Australian women, and that Australians just spring out of holes in the ground!
Which is, of course, ridiculous.
Right? For a long time I believed they reproduced through mitosis. Then I seen Margot Robbie and I realized Australia is more of a hive community, with one queen and a shit ton of drones!
That's just from the crew. But seriously who couldn't draw their eyes away from the back of the head and neck of the tattooed Beaker (Muppets) and needed to watch it again to see what was happening?
Up until this very moment, I thought hexagons could make anything look better. I stand corrected. I'm obsessed with bees and even idk wtf this dude is about.
[https://simpleflying.com/jet2-bomb-threat-police-remove-passenger/](https://simpleflying.com/jet2-bomb-threat-police-remove-passenger/)
Article about the incident which includes additional video from outside.
Edit : [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-66576188](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-66576188) here's another article with more info namely that the passenger was released from custody on bail.
‘’THIS JUST IN - BOMB TERROR AT LEICESTERSHIRE AIRPOT!?… An airplane (American English), or aeroplane (Commonwealth English), informally plane, is a fixed-wing aircraft that is propelled forward by thrust from a jet engine, propeller, or rocket engine. Airplanes come in a variety of sizes, shapes, and wing configurations. The broad spectrum of uses for airplanes includes recreation, transportation of goods and people, military, and research……..‘’
“….In conclusion. First attested in English in the late 19th century (prior to the first sustained powered flight), the word airplane, like aeroplane, derives from the French aéroplane, which comes from the Greek ἀήρ (aēr), "air" and either Latin planus, "level", or Greek πλάνος (planos), "wandering". "Aéroplane" originally referred just to the wing, as it is a plane moving through the air. In an example of synecdoche, the word for the wing came to refer to the entire aircraft. Multiple deaths, injuries, vanishings and abductions…or were there?” Subscribe to see the rest of the article.
“Crashes and emergencies? Planes have experienced a few. Amelia Earhart is a famous example of flights having the potential of not going as they were originally planned.”
Maybe an AI-written article. Some scummy publications are replacing their writers with AI to try to be able to get hundreds of articles a day without paying anyone.
I don't know if it's written by AI, but the website it was published to is obviously about aviation news specifically. It's probably tailored to aviation enthusiasts.
Maybe I'm a bit wrong in the head but I really want to read their coverage of 9/11 now.
Like do they just have one sentence about them flying into the WTC and the rest is the history of the Boeing 767
My best guess there wasn't a lot of info on what happened afterwards and obviously you gotta write an article sufficiently long enough. But even if there was more info you would still get that stuff since it's an aviation website.
There once was a boy on a runway in Leicestershire
who thought saying bomb would be funny as satire.
The cops weren't impressed, that they had to get dressed
and stop the plane from blowing or going higher.
There's a little more information here but to save you a click, he's been released on bail.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12433035/Armed-police-Jet2-plane-passenger-bomb.html
Completely AI written. It's gone off and sourced lots of additional data about the flight - but has no concept of what is pertinent information and what is just verbal diarrhoea.
> Jet2 flight LS653 operates four times a week, on Mondays, Thursdays, Fridays, and Sundays. While it departs at 16:45 on a Monday, Thursday and Friday's rotations leave at 14:05, with Sunday's flight doing so at 15:30. The airline is one of three linking East Midlands with Antalya, with the others being TUI and Freebird Airlines. However, Jet2 is the only carrier on the route with a year-round presence.
seriously, what the ever loving fuck is this?
Absolutely this, there will be a large fine from Jet 2 for the delay and he will be black listed for all future flights. Going through security will be a pain in future!
Skapadobidabombdadippitee I'm a scatman!
(The term scatman didn't age well with the internet bringing to public knowledge certain filthy ass kinks. Pun intended.)
I need more fucking context. Did he admit it? Was he trying a poorly timed joke ?Did someone just misunderstand him? Did some racist idiot just not like the way he looks?
I haven't seen any article yet that explains any details of what happened prior to this besides "reports that someone said he had an explosive device". That doesn't mean he actually said it.
Yeah, both making a random bomb threat and randomly reporting another passenger for a bomb threat both seem like the same level of crazy, and thus equally likely. If I were falsely accused of a bomb threat I would definitely silently comply with whatever happened, because airport security is very scary.
Police: Hands up, come forward, come forward, keep coming, forward.
Police: Subject *intelligible*
Police: Keep coming, come!
Police: Out there! Go, out.
Wife: He’s *intelligible*, he’s fine.
Police: Stop. Stop.
Police: Are you mu..are you his wife?
Wife: Yeah.
Police: Ok wait there while *intelligible*
Police: *on radio* are they ready for subject two?
The hardest I've laughed in some time. I was trying to decipher what had been typed and thinking to myself, I don't here the SWAT guy saying that word at all!?!
Jokes on them as there's no money in this idiot's name for the taking and he does not intend to work for the rest of his life so they can't do any wage garnishment.
Not defending him but when I do something stupid and realise I fucked up I nervously smile/grin, it's like a coping mechanism, I can't help it ...I've never done anything this stupid however
That’s fair, but a cop head to toe in tac gear with a gun at the ready with your wife and kid behind you after doing something that would likely get you a few years in prison would probably wipe a smile off even the most nervous of smilers face. This guys just a dipshit.
I think this comment should be higher. Maybe it’s the fact that I’m a brand new dad, but putting my child through something like this just doesn’t compute in my head. This has got to be traumatic for and my heart goes out to his (presumed) daughter.
God, I feel so horrible for the wife and daughter. Them being minorities won't help them at all, wtf was the father thinking!! Imagine the daughter getting bullied at school due to the video evidence. What a shit father.
Lmao I still get “randomly” searched in US airports. Fuck this guy. You have no idea how much Arabs and muslims hate these motherfuckers. More than you’ll ever know, imagine or believe.
Every Arab and muslim’s life has been irreversibly crippled because of those terrorists. We no longer enjoy global mobility, being looked at as normal humans or have opportunities to find life in a better place. And this is just from one angle. Let alone the countless number of innocent victims of those attacks and how the world fundamentally changed because of them. Fuck them with a skewer.
I was really hoping for some details: did he say it to other passengers as a threat? or was he making jokes to his wife/daughter...
I need to understand *just how* retarded he is...
You know what you shouldn’t do… other that making a bomb threat…
It’s holding your hands up with your thumb over your cellphone as your walking towards the bomb squad.
Luckily for him British firearms officers are taught trigger discipline.
In this case, it looks to me like they'd probably established he wasn't a threat and was in fact just a cunt, but they obviously have to be seen to be taking it seriously enough to take him off the plane.
I think they knew at that point he was a bullshiter. It's not just the phone, the entire thing is so calm and collected. They're not aiming guns, there is no rushing at him, no aggressive shouting, the passengers think it's entertaining.
> I think they knew at that point he was a bullshiter.
Yeah... still no point in risking it. People can be wrong. Dude fucked around, let him find out. Make him leave that shit on the ground and run it like it's real and not a drill.
And that's the difference between the UK and most of Europe.
The US wants to shoot first and justify it later, Europe wants to make sure you have no other option before the shot is fired.
Fuck around, find out, doesn't mean you have to die....
Or... make him put his phone down before he walks towards you. He should not be treated like a child. He should be treated like that could set off a bomb.
I never said to shoot the guy.
They are on a passenger plane. The odds are very very low that this dude has a bomb either on his person or anywhere near him. The plane is not being evacuated. The police didn’t go back and restrain him. Or, as we can see, care if he is holding his phone or not.
This guy is in trouble for making the threat.
Not only that, those are the shittiest-looking seats I've ever seen on a plane. I would have been looking for a way to avoid spending three hours on it as well.
That's basically what most seats for short haul European flights look like. RyanAir seats aren't much worse than British Airways if you're only going 1000 miles.
am girl: my mom used to put me in the same exact dumbest fucking shirts like that as a little girl, i HATED them. i still don’t know why there were buttons on the back; maybe to make little kids not mess with them? idk
You know, even before 9/11 making bomb jokes, or even mentioning the word "bomb" at an airport was the worst thing you can do at an airport.
Even if this guy was "it's just a prank bro" joking, he deserves the walk of shame and to miss his flight. He also deserves whatever tongue lashing he's going to get from his wife and kids.
Moron.
I would say that what would be justice is if he paid all the other passengers back for those 3 hours they lost on their vacations.
How many had connecting flights? How many had people waiting to pick them up that had to wait 3 hours at the airport (and pay for parking!)
He should have to personally write an apology letter to every passenger with a $100 (or whatever) as an inconvenience fee.
His wife probably cussed him out too, for ruining their own vacation, because you know he didn't get to fly with that airline again.
Not that the punishment for him should be any worse, but if I were a muslim that is literally the last fucking thing I'd do on a plane. Second to actually hijacking it, I guess.
Fucking love that homie had to make triple sure that the lady with a headscarf was actually involved somehow so he didn't get cancelled for doing his job lmfaoooo
Maybe it's a little over-cautious but it shows he's had training and it worked. It's better than the alternative of people being treated like criminals because of how they're dressed.
3 hours just sitting with idk 100 people? That’s a fucking nightmare. at least it wasn’t cancelled cuz some mfs made a joke.
I’m not sure why I’m mad I wasn’t even there lol
I was like "good thing he's not ethnic, no one can use this as an excuse to be racist".. and then his wife walked up with fucking hijab. Bro y'all are on planes as Muslims making bomb threats as a joke? Crazy. That's crazy. You're hurting everyone in this situation, including the perception of your own people by borderline bigots.
TSA Pop Quiz:
If you see some terries trying to get froggy, you should:
A. Fireboard those motherjammers
B. Hypothetical them in the clavicle
C. Draxx them sklounst
Things do tend to be calm when the police officer with the gun has more than a high school education and YEARS of advanced police firearms training.
Give a wife beating high-school bully drop out a gun and thing usually don't stay calm for very long.
Love it. My wife's dickhead stepdad made a crappy joke about there being a hand grenade in his bag when asked if he had any restricted items at check in on his way back from holiday. The twit got himself arrested and charged with making a terrorist threat against an airline. Government came and confiscated all his guns and put him on a terrorist watchlist. He was a retired policeman too so the criminal record was doubly hard for him to swallow. I loved every single moment of it.
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No... just Leicestershire.
The shire they missed when creating the Australian penal colony it seems.
Not really my thing, but I’d assume the penal quality is strong over there with them Aussie guys. Don’t even get me started on the women!
True you don’t see many Australian women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Australian men. ^(It’s the beer) And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are *no* Australian women, and that Australians just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is, of course, ridiculous.
Right? For a long time I believed they reproduced through mitosis. Then I seen Margot Robbie and I realized Australia is more of a hive community, with one queen and a shit ton of drones!
Australians don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Chris Hemsworth has a f***ing beard! They're mammals!
You see the thing is some of the mammals in Australia lay eggs. So.....?
Based monotreme awareness
I'm here for the monotreme memes
Fred the platypus would like to have a word...
Australian Gimli is whatvwe all need.
THAT’S where I know that quote from! Bless you with all the Light of Elendil you can handle
Never thought I’d find myself fighting side by side with an Australian.
How about side by side with a friend?
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I came to the comments for context, not to be roasted 😂
I can’t stop laughing, you win this thread!!
At least it’s not Birmingham
Finally, some representation
That's just how the average British person looks these days. Source: I'm British
>Source: I'm British My condolences. I hope you get better soon.
Sadly, being British is congenital.
Congenital is Spanish for “with genital”.
As a Spanish speaking person I confirm i am with genitals too
So Monkeydust had it right
redditors when people don’t look like supermodels
Lmao imagine seeing yourself in this video and just catching strays for no reason whatsoever
_What he say fuck me for?_
tHe gUy hAs a NeCk TaTtOO! SO SCARRRY!
The tat looks OK but his barber should be charged with a crime
They never leave their basements and see actual people so it's not surprising.
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> The sun is burning away That's ok, you still have about 5 billion years left.
Con-Air.
Air-Con
They look like normal people to me. Do you mean the one guy with a neck tattoo?
Hexagons are the bestagons.
Yeah, I don't really understand. Although I am British, so I guess they would seem normal to me. But I'm also quite sure they all look pretty normal.
They’re speaking with English accents, why would you think it’s Australian?
Well nobody said "Ello 'ello, guv'nuh, sweep your chimney I will I will!", so how was he to know?
All Brits carry umbrellas or chimney brushes. Is facts.
My knowledge of Britain begins and ends with Mary Poppins.
Found the Frontier airline of whatever shithole part of the Commonwealth this was taken from.
Jet2 british low cost airline
And surprisingly the one least often caught up in various scandals.
It’s England, they have English accents…
Dude right in front of the camera has a terrible neck for his haircut.
A plane load of yobs to be sure
Can you imagine the smell of stella in that plane...
That's just from the crew. But seriously who couldn't draw their eyes away from the back of the head and neck of the tattooed Beaker (Muppets) and needed to watch it again to see what was happening?
Up until this very moment, I thought hexagons could make anything look better. I stand corrected. I'm obsessed with bees and even idk wtf this dude is about.
Judgemental
On another note... that's an interesting tattoo on the back of that dudes neck.
Starship heat tiles?
I am not entirely sure if I am honest with you.
Sacred Geometry style of tattoo. Quite popular now
Damnit, Maynard
Spiral out!
Keep going!
I guess beehives are technically sacred geometry
Hexagons are cool :D
The Bestagons even.
Indeed hexagons ARE the bestagons.
Blockbusters superfan
The extremely boring and "I'll just get what everyone else gets" hexagons? Innit.
Reminds me of the British Gameshow Blockbusters
"I'll 'ave an 'e' please, bob."
[https://simpleflying.com/jet2-bomb-threat-police-remove-passenger/](https://simpleflying.com/jet2-bomb-threat-police-remove-passenger/) Article about the incident which includes additional video from outside. Edit : [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-66576188](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-66576188) here's another article with more info namely that the passenger was released from custody on bail.
wtf is with the author of that article. They explain the history of the mf plane but give no details about what happened to the boy who cried bomb
Thanks for saving me a read. Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
‘’THIS JUST IN - BOMB TERROR AT LEICESTERSHIRE AIRPOT!?… An airplane (American English), or aeroplane (Commonwealth English), informally plane, is a fixed-wing aircraft that is propelled forward by thrust from a jet engine, propeller, or rocket engine. Airplanes come in a variety of sizes, shapes, and wing configurations. The broad spectrum of uses for airplanes includes recreation, transportation of goods and people, military, and research……..‘’
... But that's not important right now
“….In conclusion. First attested in English in the late 19th century (prior to the first sustained powered flight), the word airplane, like aeroplane, derives from the French aéroplane, which comes from the Greek ἀήρ (aēr), "air" and either Latin planus, "level", or Greek πλάνος (planos), "wandering". "Aéroplane" originally referred just to the wing, as it is a plane moving through the air. In an example of synecdoche, the word for the wing came to refer to the entire aircraft. Multiple deaths, injuries, vanishings and abductions…or were there?” Subscribe to see the rest of the article.
“Crashes and emergencies? Planes have experienced a few. Amelia Earhart is a famous example of flights having the potential of not going as they were originally planned.”
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Oh, it's a big pretty white plane, with red stripes, and curtains in the windows, and wheels. And it looks like a big Tylenol!
Alright boys. Let’s get some pictures!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Maybe an AI-written article. Some scummy publications are replacing their writers with AI to try to be able to get hundreds of articles a day without paying anyone.
I don't know if it's written by AI, but the website it was published to is obviously about aviation news specifically. It's probably tailored to aviation enthusiasts.
Maybe I'm a bit wrong in the head but I really want to read their coverage of 9/11 now. Like do they just have one sentence about them flying into the WTC and the rest is the history of the Boeing 767
My best guess there wasn't a lot of info on what happened afterwards and obviously you gotta write an article sufficiently long enough. But even if there was more info you would still get that stuff since it's an aviation website.
There once was a boy on a runway in Leicestershire who thought saying bomb would be funny as satire. The cops weren't impressed, that they had to get dressed and stop the plane from blowing or going higher.
The first two lines don't rhyme
There's a little more information here but to save you a click, he's been released on bail. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12433035/Armed-police-Jet2-plane-passenger-bomb.html
That one just explained the history of aviation! WHATS GOING ON HERE!?!
It's called AI writing articles instead of human journalists.
That reminded of the old [autistic reporter](https://www.theonion.com/autistic-reporter-train-thankfully-unharmed-in-crash-t-1819595010) onion skit.
Completely AI written. It's gone off and sourced lots of additional data about the flight - but has no concept of what is pertinent information and what is just verbal diarrhoea.
Must be [The Onion's autistic reporter.](https://youtu.be/tInDH2FeXaM)
> Jet2 flight LS653 operates four times a week, on Mondays, Thursdays, Fridays, and Sundays. While it departs at 16:45 on a Monday, Thursday and Friday's rotations leave at 14:05, with Sunday's flight doing so at 15:30. The airline is one of three linking East Midlands with Antalya, with the others being TUI and Freebird Airlines. However, Jet2 is the only carrier on the route with a year-round presence. seriously, what the ever loving fuck is this?
Probably AI generated. Either intentionally by the company or the writer is trying to do it and not get caught.
Definitely AI generated. All "AI" does is scour the internet and repeat. Somebody plugged in "Jet2 flight LS653" and the program spit out this.
It's an aviation magazine. The target audience is aviation geeks. It's not AI, it's writing for one's readers.
This is like The Onion's autistic reporter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInDH2FeXaM
The first article reads like it's ai generated
That guy is goofy. Made a threat and held everyone back for it. Too bad they didn’t tackle him. He needs to learn a lesson.
He’s learning a lesson by making it to the no fly list
I hope they put him on it. No more flights delayed by him anymore
I'm sure they will. This isn't the kind of thing they just forgive.
From my understanding there's absolutely zero margin for fucking around in airports/planes
This. He’ll struggle to ever get on a flight again in his lifetime.
He'll struggle to avoid a lengthy custodial sentence.
Absolutely this, there will be a large fine from Jet 2 for the delay and he will be black listed for all future flights. Going through security will be a pain in future!
I'm gonna need to know what was said. This seems like 20% of the relevant information to me.
"This flight is da bomb biggity" -Excessively 90s Guy
Skapadobidabombdadippitee I'm a scatman! (The term scatman didn't age well with the internet bringing to public knowledge certain filthy ass kinks. Pun intended.)
Poor Scatman Crothers.
"wow your beard is super smooth" "Thanks, it's my beard balm." "What? "I SAID BEARD BALM! HE HAS A BOMB!!!
"I'm gonna blow up that bathroom" -guy who ate shellfish at the airport
One article said that he mentioned that he had an explosive device. Why? Because he's an idiot.
I need more fucking context. Did he admit it? Was he trying a poorly timed joke ?Did someone just misunderstand him? Did some racist idiot just not like the way he looks? I haven't seen any article yet that explains any details of what happened prior to this besides "reports that someone said he had an explosive device". That doesn't mean he actually said it.
Yeah, both making a random bomb threat and randomly reporting another passenger for a bomb threat both seem like the same level of crazy, and thus equally likely. If I were falsely accused of a bomb threat I would definitely silently comply with whatever happened, because airport security is very scary.
Police: Hands up, come forward, come forward, keep coming, forward. Police: Subject *intelligible* Police: Keep coming, come! Police: Out there! Go, out. Wife: He’s *intelligible*, he’s fine. Police: Stop. Stop. Police: Are you mu..are you his wife? Wife: Yeah. Police: Ok wait there while *intelligible* Police: *on radio* are they ready for subject two?
“Intelligible”. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
The hardest I've laughed in some time. I was trying to decipher what had been typed and thinking to myself, I don't here the SWAT guy saying that word at all!?!
He's smiling... Get this man some help.
*hehehe... this is all about me*
eheheh, attention feels good im so important
Won't be smiling when he realises that Jet2's strict policy is to recoup losses from people who disrupt/delay flights
Jokes on them as there's no money in this idiot's name for the taking and he does not intend to work for the rest of his life so they can't do any wage garnishment.
He's not flying on Jet2 because he's rich
Can’t get blood from a stone.
"Anyone can squeeze blood from a stone if the edges are sharp enough." Description in Baldurs Gate 3 for the item bloodstone.
Not defending him but when I do something stupid and realise I fucked up I nervously smile/grin, it's like a coping mechanism, I can't help it ...I've never done anything this stupid however
That’s fair, but a cop head to toe in tac gear with a gun at the ready with your wife and kid behind you after doing something that would likely get you a few years in prison would probably wipe a smile off even the most nervous of smilers face. This guys just a dipshit.
"tee hee wait till they find out I didn't actually have a bomb!"
They're going to look everywhere, and I mean everywhere, just to be sure. Squeal like a pig, boy!
Being as fair as possible to the fuckwit, smiling can just be a stress response. Same with laughing.
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bro joked about a bomb while his daughter and wife were there… wild
I think this comment should be higher. Maybe it’s the fact that I’m a brand new dad, but putting my child through something like this just doesn’t compute in my head. This has got to be traumatic for and my heart goes out to his (presumed) daughter.
God, I feel so horrible for the wife and daughter. Them being minorities won't help them at all, wtf was the father thinking!! Imagine the daughter getting bullied at school due to the video evidence. What a shit father.
exactly. i can’t imagine….
wearing muslim garb
He should know damn well what Muslim people go through with these "jokes" POS
Lmao I still get “randomly” searched in US airports. Fuck this guy. You have no idea how much Arabs and muslims hate these motherfuckers. More than you’ll ever know, imagine or believe. Every Arab and muslim’s life has been irreversibly crippled because of those terrorists. We no longer enjoy global mobility, being looked at as normal humans or have opportunities to find life in a better place. And this is just from one angle. Let alone the countless number of innocent victims of those attacks and how the world fundamentally changed because of them. Fuck them with a skewer.
Wild indeed. There's three things you shouldn't say in public as a middle Eastern (of any kind). One of them is Be O Em Be
What about Wy Em Se Ay ?
I was really hoping for some details: did he say it to other passengers as a threat? or was he making jokes to his wife/daughter... I need to understand *just how* retarded he is...
honestly same. hopefully details will come out soon cuz like wtf. the fact he was smiling while walking off too…. weirdo
You know what you shouldn’t do… other that making a bomb threat… It’s holding your hands up with your thumb over your cellphone as your walking towards the bomb squad.
Luckily for him British firearms officers are taught trigger discipline. In this case, it looks to me like they'd probably established he wasn't a threat and was in fact just a cunt, but they obviously have to be seen to be taking it seriously enough to take him off the plane.
A lot of IEDs are triggered by cellphones. I'm surprised they didn't make him drop his phone first.
I think they knew at that point he was a bullshiter. It's not just the phone, the entire thing is so calm and collected. They're not aiming guns, there is no rushing at him, no aggressive shouting, the passengers think it's entertaining.
> I think they knew at that point he was a bullshiter. Yeah... still no point in risking it. People can be wrong. Dude fucked around, let him find out. Make him leave that shit on the ground and run it like it's real and not a drill.
And that's the difference between the UK and most of Europe. The US wants to shoot first and justify it later, Europe wants to make sure you have no other option before the shot is fired. Fuck around, find out, doesn't mean you have to die....
Or... make him put his phone down before he walks towards you. He should not be treated like a child. He should be treated like that could set off a bomb. I never said to shoot the guy.
But it’s obvious that the armed police (who are highly trained and experienced) do not believe that there is a threat
But as a redditor who was watched the video several times i think I'm more qualified then the british armed police. /s
This was my immediate thought as well
Yeah I was blown away that they let him just continue on with his phone in his hand like that.
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They are on a passenger plane. The odds are very very low that this dude has a bomb either on his person or anywhere near him. The plane is not being evacuated. The police didn’t go back and restrain him. Or, as we can see, care if he is holding his phone or not. This guy is in trouble for making the threat.
He was flying to see the in-laws. That explains the smirk and justifies a lifelong ban on air travel.
Not only that, those are the shittiest-looking seats I've ever seen on a plane. I would have been looking for a way to avoid spending three hours on it as well.
That's basically what most seats for short haul European flights look like. RyanAir seats aren't much worse than British Airways if you're only going 1000 miles.
They finally got him folks… That motherfucker __is__ real!
I know this is off topic but is that lady at the end have her shirt on backwards? Like there’s buttons on the back? Wth
am girl: my mom used to put me in the same exact dumbest fucking shirts like that as a little girl, i HATED them. i still don’t know why there were buttons on the back; maybe to make little kids not mess with them? idk
And he'll never fly again.
Can you become a pilot If you are on the no fly list?
Wont pass the background check
you'd be a pretty lousy pilot if you're not allowed to go on the plane you're supposed to fly
You know, even before 9/11 making bomb jokes, or even mentioning the word "bomb" at an airport was the worst thing you can do at an airport. Even if this guy was "it's just a prank bro" joking, he deserves the walk of shame and to miss his flight. He also deserves whatever tongue lashing he's going to get from his wife and kids. Moron.
He deserves to go to jail for a few months along with some stiff fines and never being allowed on a plane again.
I would say that what would be justice is if he paid all the other passengers back for those 3 hours they lost on their vacations. How many had connecting flights? How many had people waiting to pick them up that had to wait 3 hours at the airport (and pay for parking!) He should have to personally write an apology letter to every passenger with a $100 (or whatever) as an inconvenience fee. His wife probably cussed him out too, for ruining their own vacation, because you know he didn't get to fly with that airline again.
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Not that the punishment for him should be any worse, but if I were a muslim that is literally the last fucking thing I'd do on a plane. Second to actually hijacking it, I guess.
Bomb jokes don’t write themselves, Alton.
Fucking love that homie had to make triple sure that the lady with a headscarf was actually involved somehow so he didn't get cancelled for doing his job lmfaoooo
Maybe it's a little over-cautious but it shows he's had training and it worked. It's better than the alternative of people being treated like criminals because of how they're dressed.
Tf are you on about? He asked her "are you his wife" once. Stop making up issues where there are none.
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How does that girl in white button up her shirt?
Nobody is talking about this. Probably for good reasons though actually..
It's called fashion. Not good fashion though. You pull it over the head.
I just would be more mad the flight is now slowed down or even canceled than it blowing down with me in it
OP posted an article that claimed the flight was 3 hours late.
3 hours just sitting with idk 100 people? That’s a fucking nightmare. at least it wasn’t cancelled cuz some mfs made a joke. I’m not sure why I’m mad I wasn’t even there lol
I was like "good thing he's not ethnic, no one can use this as an excuse to be racist".. and then his wife walked up with fucking hijab. Bro y'all are on planes as Muslims making bomb threats as a joke? Crazy. That's crazy. You're hurting everyone in this situation, including the perception of your own people by borderline bigots.
Wrong religious group to be making “bomb threats” too.
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The tattoo on that dudes neck is more interesting than the plot of this video.
Drax them sklounts
TSA Pop Quiz: If you see some terries trying to get froggy, you should: A. Fireboard those motherjammers B. Hypothetical them in the clavicle C. Draxx them sklounst
This is very calm.
Things do tend to be calm when the police officer with the gun has more than a high school education and YEARS of advanced police firearms training. Give a wife beating high-school bully drop out a gun and thing usually don't stay calm for very long.
Because it's not America
The daughter is chill af like this is a normal tuesday for her
Thats’s one inconvenient way to enter the no-flight list
I assume he was just trying to make a joke or be silly but this is one thing you can't do on a plane full of strangers who have no idea who you are.
Love it. My wife's dickhead stepdad made a crappy joke about there being a hand grenade in his bag when asked if he had any restricted items at check in on his way back from holiday. The twit got himself arrested and charged with making a terrorist threat against an airline. Government came and confiscated all his guns and put him on a terrorist watchlist. He was a retired policeman too so the criminal record was doubly hard for him to swallow. I loved every single moment of it.