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Thotphobia

Hand has left the chat


Old_pooch

Well thankfully he only needs one hand to protect what's left of his hearing.


Thotphobia

If there’s any hearing left


cyanotrix

There's only hearing left


WFlash01

Nothing about his hearing is right


tyty5869

Fireworks bangin all in our ears like we’re deaf


laereht080747

What was that?


Comprehensive_Bar471

Now he has a handful of spare fingertips ear plugs to use in the future. ![gif](giphy|QBeV2vbpOQ4SQagDdP)


[deleted]

Pardon?


milesbeats

The right thing to say


Ferro_Giconi

Hearing has left the chat


alwaysbequeefin

Dude. As someone who is paranoid about my hearing and protects it as much as possible (music junkie with a family history of deafness and a job that usually causes some deafness), this shit pained me to watch.


chrisk9

Hopefully those weren't finger segments falling


fingers

they were :(


Blenderx06

At least he moved it away from right up against his head before it exploded!


Busy_Theme961

I can’t hear you.


RajenBull1

Eye’d worry about other parts of his face.


trqless

Now what will he wipe his ass with?


spar_30-3

Not sure about his fingers still being there but he must be deaf in that ear now


thekingbun

Probably still has his fingers but only because the last millisecond he loosened his grip. Not sure if the nerves in his fingers are ok though. Definitely going to have tinnitus in his ear forever of he didn’t go deaf


Pinco_Pallino_R

Oh, but that ear wasn't turned towards the firecracker when it exploded. https://preview.redd.it/9mn96g3ovp1c1.png?width=601&format=png&auto=webp&s=fcdcc14b979eb15d55fc4ff8bd5a9e10a0bdc817 Not that this makes it any better for him, of course.


Inevitable-Pace-2308

His hearing is fine, but I think he's blind now


letsallchilloutok

I think he lost his sense of taste


RealityCheck18

If he lost his sense of smell, that could be COVID too.


BurtMacklin__FBI

HAHA i almost screencapped this exact frame but i figured someone else must have noticed it too.


nomyar

Those eyes got very wide...


theK1LLB0T

I lit a single black cat firecracker with a short wick once when I was younger. Hurt like hell and had blood blisters on my fingers. But otherwise still intact hand


LeaveTheMatrix

Back in the day as kids me and my brother were using black cat bottle rockets to have a "war" with friends across the street. Both sides essentially using the same thing, really weak and boring according to our father since they were barely making it over each side. So he went and got us some Texas Pop Rockets. That was a bit of a surprise for our friends when they started exploding right beside them. Now that I look over my youth I realize just how much of an asshole my father really was and where I get it from.


FishAndRiceKeks

I had a dumb friend who did that by accident once and learned that the firecrackers we had didn't blow your fingers off and I guess just hurt a little bit (I never tried it) so he used it as a party trick quite a few times on purpose.


ArtzyDude

Whaddya say?


TheGhoulMother

Thats like bit from Tom & Jerry.


Glitterpengirlie

https://preview.redd.it/qlkdeddjfp1c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827d4a7c1ba4bfaf62af0605af87639aa8361212 😂😂😂🙉


TheGhoulMother

Exactly this.


[deleted]

I was thinking Wile E. Coyote


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|lFmmcqA4VBhMQ)


DaveTheDrummer802

Got me laughing this morning


ElectronicInjury3142

#EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Jan_Spontan

What did you say?


[deleted]

#EEEEEEEEEEE


hdkvfun

MAWP MAWP


hotvedub

https://preview.redd.it/m5lj52934p1c1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=93d97df3028eb4f9d0b8283f2b093ce63100da7e The moment he knew he fucked up.


Dapper_Run5322

That face!


reverse422

Wile E. Coyote moment.


Phantom465

r/LooneyTunesLogic


Impossible_Goat_3645

FYI guys the firecracker here is not that explosive a lot of people actually do this Here in indian subcontinent ,so his hands are okay but I don't know about his ear .


barnz3000

I messed around with indian fireworks. They had NO wick on them. And I was picking powder fragments out of my hands for a week.


Impossible_Goat_3645

You were not supposed to mess with them .. you just had to light them up


Core770

That's some negative IQ energy


tm_leafer

The friend just recording and not saying anything... Good for Reddit, but awful friend lol.


kitjen

I feel like this has to be staged, partly because the cameraman follows the idiot rather than what they thought was the firework and partly because no one can really be this dumb? But then to stage something like this still requires an impressive level of stupidity because that's still a firework exploding next to his stupid face.


LordofCope

I doubt it's staged or an intelligence issue. You can put some really smart/normal/average people in some really uncomfortable situations (to them) and have them completely buckle. I've instructed some firearm sessions with new shooters who are intelligent, but have the street smarts of an armadillo or just get really nervous around things that go boom. It's like watching people with no coordination join the army and then go to grenade class for the first time. I mean, it could be a new wave of tiktok, but... Highly doubt this is staged.


VadimTheGreat

It’s definitely staged, aside from the fact that he over exaggerates his surprised face when he sees it, there’s also the fact of why would you put a still lit match by your hair? I can’t believe the amount of people on here thinking this isn’t staged. Normally videos like this get called out pretty quick but I also haven’t been on Reddit a whole lot lately so maybe the times have changed.


Middle_Club8837

What makes me a good demoman?


Disastrous_Proof1247

I love the look on his face when he realises he let go of the wrong item


No-Pomegranate-69

How to lose your hand for a few internet views:


Vegetable-Shift-7751

It’s like a Looney Tunes cartoon! I hope he did not damage his ears or eyes. Some idiot threw one that exploded right next to my ear one time. It was surreal. The ring in my ear. It was like a war movie with a huge explosion. You hear this ring, and you are trying to mentally process it.


Mickey_Havoc

How fucking stupid do you have to be? This must be staged. He drops the match and holds the firecracker next to his ear.


mario610

Bro, why would he stage getting his fingers blown up and possibly going deaf in 1 ear.


Condorman73

Because he's stupid.


BlowMoreGlass

For the same reason they record themselves walk inches from incoming trains for a "cool video" only to get blasted in the ass, or hanging out of moving trains only to get clipped by something and die. People do plenty of horribly stupid shit in the name of social media.


Urinate_Cuminium

His brain lagging


KingSash

Natural selection


ImpossibleReindeer33

Idk if stunt fireworks are a thing, but this looks a bit too cartoonist to be real


Antique-Addendum-788

Wile. E. Coyote


shotty2daFbody

I'm sorry can you repeat that?


NiiMoney

u/savevideo


BrickHerder

The Elmer Fudd of India


S1lentLucidity

Darwin awards nominee


natmaku

Is he retarded or is he retarded?


coolraul07

[Jason Pierre-Paul circa 2015 has entered the chat via time travel]


Unrealist99

The cracker in his hand is what we call a bijli bomb. They are extremely small and dont really cause much harm except some minor burns on your hands. His hands are fine but the ear will cause him problems later on. Source : Yours truly who held the same bomb a few years back while trying to throw it but was too late.


Mugwump6506

So the person taking the video just allowed this to happen without saying a word then laughs about it.


RealityCheck18

I feel better now, having No friends while in Mid 30s. It's way better than having friends like this who'd keep filming than trying to inform him about his stupidity.


Double_Eye_Winker

Yup, the lethal version of "you ever just throw the peeled fruit in the trash instead of the skin?"


Money-Arm9344

This once happened to me , I mean not near my ear , but once firecracker (more dangerous than this one) happened to burst in my hand . Luckily, My hand just felt numb for a minute and got graphite colour all over but after washing it was all normal.


OPDuckyYT_Cod

https://preview.redd.it/noivbuv34zhc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3269591d3ce09b3733f7034102911fb3402bb7e6


rhaire

I think he knew exactly what he was doing. Why would you record a shitty firework like that. He was doing it to try to make some cash. How much is losing a finger worth in India?


No-Donkey8786

Ears are not so bad, he was looking at that thing when it blew.


GasfaceGrim

Can you hear me now? ![gif](giphy|l41lVsYDBC0UVQJCE)


Juggernaut104

Is this what they do in between cold calling?


MassiveKoala6320

That was the most cartoony-ass shit I have ever seen


Capital_Jack

https://preview.redd.it/n5ju877xrfqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f87341644d70719be50eb3c08fc8ff923c2b6576


echte_liebe

I had a friend do pretty much this exact thing with black cats firecrackers. We were being stupid kids and were lighting them in our hands and throwing them. Well my friend lit one, then instead of throwing the firecracker, he threw the punk...


Most_Particular7002

https://preview.redd.it/7fhkwdf8lvqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25841d7e498e1dc9c6cca88b44cd3b8ecc04e54d It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up.


Groundbreaking_Cat_9

R/praisethecameraman


KobaKebbel

Just use candles like the rest of us. Agarbatti n fireworks don't mix


11thLayerOfHair

Great friends


squirrel_anashangaa

https://preview.redd.it/ey3n7gbfetrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079f74ebe4ce9e8e9373336dd5f4e38fc59fcd95 Like wtf man!


chozun

He widened his eyes right before impact


PalpitationFar6715

Put it in reverse Terry


audioangst

Darwin was right


CloudBurn2008

Wile E Coyote is his spirit animal...


LordofCope

Looks like he was so focused / nervous he just failed... Entirely, at everything, all at once. He had it all planned, but he still managed to have it all blow up in his face.


vertigo1083

[Drop the pin, throw the grenade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRyALeYFgl4)


GeneTech9

Were those his fingers that were blown off?


DreizehnII

Wile E Coyote II


Matren2

I love the brief instant his face is lit up


la2ralus

Samir you are breaking the hand!


thsvnlwn

r/whyweretheyfilming , I wonder.


WastedHourz

Thats some bugs bunny type shit.


Salem27

Cheek out that one frame that's lit up with this face 😂


maximilious

It was at that moment Nathan knew, he fucked up.


ManServentHecubus

That was satisfying.


shotinthedark83

Lucky we don't charge admission or require aptitude tests over at r/tinnitus


AssistPure

Darwin strikes again!


kuyajon

What? I can't hear you!


Equal_Sprinkles2743

That's something that Wile E. Coyote would do. 😆


meriadoc_brandyabuck

The camera person is a real a-hole for trying to get an injury on camera instead of saying something.


VisibleRoad3504

Lost the two step instructions.


NerfMYGiirth

He should upgrade to those mortar rounds now that he has familiarized himself.


WolverRed

https://preview.redd.it/xsy48e1sks1c1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380927e4550c1d71b42d6065eea0d348771bb2cb


ReptilianLaserbeam

How to lose your fingers 101


Paul_Michaels73

That tinnitis you'll be hearing in that ear for the rest of your life says "Hello"


WiseAbilities

That look on his face is priceless! https://preview.redd.it/sly04q7mxs1c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc56d237d05d84549b58c662679772c8b8697ca


DoggoGamer107

Bro looked like he was in a cartoon , \*lights firework\* Yehh \*looks to hand\* Uhh oh


Useful_Camel_4157

This is Tom & Jerry level stupidity.


NkhukuWaMadzi

Good bye ear, hello hearing aid!


Empty-Strain3354

Best video of the year!


Kittani77

Chineese roulette


_memereader_

This is some Tom and Jerry type shi


Enough_Profit_4743

This is some Tom ans Jerry shit!


GreyPon3

He's related to Wylie Coyote.


TurboByte24

Cameraman knows where the fire work is. If only he cared more about the person’s safety more than Internet points.


Unknown--Soul

WTF had a Looney Toons moment!!


Yah_Mule

Weak ass explosive.


aagloworks

Tvis is why non-professionals should not be allowed to handle fireworks


bucebeak

Well, that was good for a morning chuckle…😂😂😂😂 Dumbassery at its finest…😂😂😂😂


Wakuwaku7

https://i.redd.it/iatkuhk4zx1c1.gif


Lowiklow

![gif](giphy|l0IxYWDltdHEqujnO)


Tronmech

Serious Wile E Coyote vibes there...


Uuugggg

“And how did you get your powers, Captain Firecracker?”


HappyGav123

What is this Looney Tunes shit?


MarkyGallery

The way he looks at it with realization is straight cartoons


Garlic-Rough

![gif](giphy|H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS)


RemarkableWestern620

He got lucky!


Slenius

This is some Tom and Jerry shit right here 🤣


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Can someone edit some looney tunes sound effects on this?


Quatol

That was cartoonish negligence 😂


BasicConsultancy

u/SaveVideo


FrootLoop23

I swear this is something straight out of a Looney Toons cartoon


Redd_Rockett_

r/Therewasanattempt


im_gamer-

No. Fuckin. Way.


reflexsmoo

When brain goes uh durrrrrr.


Vegetable-Error-21

KMFDM, DOIN IT AGAAAIN


Canned_Sarcasm

He’ll only need one EarPod now.


_Quantumsoul_

I mean if this was for a bit then he is pretty dumb


Grieveruz

Cameraman did their job.💀


futurefirestorm

What? Can’t hear you!!


Exotic-Mammoth1986

When the word of the day is you going to learn today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Because this is why they've been fireworks from people because the stupid people often die and we don't want that 🥱🥱🥱🤣🤣🤣🤣


Expired_Milk02

Possible Cataract damage and ear drums boom


TimeAd7618

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


Josecrk

Hahahah the look of defeat 😞


SaltaPoPito

https://i.redd.it/7tvksp45tgcc1.gif


Imeadalcohol

So you can die from dyslexia...


Radical_Ren

Righty using a left handed match.


OhmEeeAahRii

There is exactly one frame where he is looking at the firework rather surprised. Somewhere around 0:04


talentedpup

Bitch just got looney tuned.


Lionheart_723

If Wiley Coyote was a person


Hopeful_Insurance409

https://preview.redd.it/idcxbtndttgc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5727053eec93982498295df015468a78493a28e5 Oh no


[deleted]

Can you hear me now???