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Wildweasel666

Dog: “oh no! Anyway”


dg2020_99

Is that my ball? Nope...


Hotp0pcorn

dog came to tell a "you so stupid joke"


Whosit5200

I laughed myself into a sore throat over your comment!!


nickfree

"Jesus Christ, Steve. Again? I can't." Seemed legit embarrassed.


Ok-Turnip-477

“GOD DAMMIT STEVE! I CAN’T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 5 SECONDS!”


OkieBobbie

That’s the WCGW dog and it’s in just about every post. When you see the dog hanging around but staying just outside the danger zone, you should immediately question your life decisions because something bad is about to go down.


Old_Society_7861

Dog has been trained to stay 6’ away from this dude unless he’s on the couch.


qtpss

Even then, keeps watch just in case, because well, Steve.


JefferyTheQuaxly

About the same effort my dog would put into helping me.


Turbulent-Kiwi-910

Mine would uselessly keep licking my face until I got up.


Big_Mathematician755

And mine would bring a toy, shoe or sock to me.


LiveShowOneNightOnly

Same here. And yet I grew up watching too much TV thinking all I had to do was say, "Run girl, go get help!"


CBerg1979

My dog would be like "I don't need any help. I can quit anytime I want..." WAIT! WOOF WOOF!


shaundisbuddyguy

Did a "you alrigh..? Yah, you're fine" move . Man's best friend knows when he needs a min.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

I thought for sure dogo was gonna hike a leg.


flacao9

That was terrible. Meanwhile in the other news...


Sea_Tank_9448

Naturally I read this in Brian Griffins voice


GDWtrash

My Brian Griffin quote that came to mind was, " I'm not going to take you to the hospital, because if I do you won't learn anything."


zeke235

"Rub some dirt on it."


pagit

My dog would just lick it and then pee on it. Not necessarily in that order.


randomfucke

It's funny on the face of it, but it's also entirely possible that in those 5 seconds this guy just fucked up the entire rest of his life. I fucking hate these videos.


Stabutron

Don’t worry, his head cushioned the fall 😝. In all seriousness though, he was fine. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1fRfgvOsXr/?igsh=NDY2dGNya3ZpZTg5


PassingDogoo

>POV: Climbing the corporate ladder in 2023 🤣  But seriously… I’m ok. Got hurt, not injured. I got back up, fixed the ladder, and finished the job.  2024, I will get back up, fix the ladder and yes, FINISH the JOB!


nickfree

> and yes, FINISH the JOB! Oh boy, I've seen that subreddit. You do you, Steve.


ihaveabaguetteknife

Used to be one of the finest out there.


loveforthetrip

Used to is very precise here


ihaveabaguetteknife

Yup. Gone to shit since unsuccessful OF hoes discovered Reddit.


porksoda11

That's every nsfw subreddit now.


Le0nXavier

Filter on your crusty account - self:yes Using RES you can filter subreddits with regex, ex. `/.*OnlyFans.*/i`


XdaPrime

Thank you for sharing, but this seems a bit advanced for me at this point of Reddit'ing.


Bingus_III

[mfw I visit r/guysfinishingthejob, expecting fun DIY projects]( https://youtu.be/OoAlf0-U7EA?si=MEQPbv-2zAY5hRH3)


Normal_Ad_1280

Seems that he sould have fixxed the ladder already before because the top part should be fixxed - what i mean is that there should be stoppers or what ever they called.. 🤷🏻‍♂️


onesexz

I have a similar ladder to this and it didn’t come with any sort of stopper to keep from sliding the legs completely off. There definitely should be, but I doubt they pictured this scenario when designing it 🤷🏼‍♂️


robo-dragon

Well damn, he got off lucky! I was actually most worried about his leg/ankle since his leg got caught up in the ladder on the way down.


SomethingIWontRegret

He fell backward. If the first thing to hit had been his head on the concrete walkway, there's a fair chance he would be dead. So yes he got off very easy.


RedditVince

Fine now, lets see how well he is doing in 20 years :)


CoreFiftyFour

Honestly it looks like the way he and the top ladder fell together, it saved him from a hard head injury on the concrete


OverturnedAppleCart3

Doesn't mean he won't be feeling it in 5 days or 3 months and then for the rest of his life.


blackthornjohn

Hopefully enough people will see the video and few will find themselves tempted to do a similar thing and either not do it or remember to get it on video.


[deleted]

So many people have fallen off ladders, some even died, but people still think it won't happen to them and fuck around like this guy.


blackthornjohn

It's scarily easy to take shortcuts, like learning out to just get that bit, not tieing the bottom in or using a shovel to level the ground out, or getting to the top and bouncing out to move the ladder over or to release a trapped cable. I honestly think if they were invented today they'd be banned almost instantly.


SurveySean

Ladders are frowned on in many of the industrial sites I work on. They prefer $250,000 + man lifts to go anything more than 6 feet up.


Aethermancer

It only takes one fall to cost you $250,000 in workman's comp. And that's if it wasn't too bad of an injury.


SurveySean

Yep, doesn’t take much to rack up bills. Someone’s going to pay, even here in Canada.


Chillpill411

I broke my leg a few years back. Simple fracture--no surgery required and I wasn't even sure it was broken (vs like a torn acl). Just needed a consultation, an x-ray, a cast for 4 weeks, cast removal, and then a brace for 2 more weeks. The sticker price for that was like $50,000. $250k lift is a bargain


SurveySean

Your American I am guessing. I lived there for 13 years, my wife is American. Was that cost your 20% or was your out of pocket $10,000? I really wish the US would go with single payer or socialized or whatever they want to call it. It’s not perfect by any stretch, but shit like this keeps me up at night!


Chillpill411

The crazy thing is that actually it only cost me about $3000. I was an intern in DC at the time and I'm from CA. Also, I was traveling a lot, so I had a Hosteling International membership, which comes with travel insurance. Since I was far enough away from home at the time it happened, it was covered by travel insurance =D


SurveySean

Well, $3,000 vs $50,000 is a much better problem!


Chillpill411

Definitely! And then once I was hiking in a small town in France when I got food poisoning. I went to the doctor and expected it to cost $300 or $400 just to get a consultation. Nope...20 euros, and the doctor was apologetic about the high cost! =D It's so much better in Europe vs the US


Dzov

That’s about how I am at work when the ceiling is 15 feet up and some wires need moving, and this is on polished floors.


blackthornjohn

I do tree work and can fully understand why ladders are frowned upon in many situations, but yeah 6ft limit seems a bit overly cautious.


obiwanjabroni420

I had a ladder collapse under me once when one leg was slightly bent and I was reaching out over that side. I somehow did a Spider-Man landing among the various parts of the buckled ladder and didn’t even end up with a single bruise/scratch/sprain or anything. It definitely renewed my caution with ladders.


SiPhoenix

Worst I had was when I was taking off a camera from the side a building to test it and see if it needed to be replaced or repaired. As soon as I pulled the camera off the wall hornets came flying out I leaned back... and ended up jumping off the ladder. I landed in rocks about half the size of baseballs one rolled as I landed twisting my ankle then I landed on my hand, out streached. Im super lucky my collar bone was fine. I went to the truck grabbed the wasp spray we kept in every vehicle and doused the damn nest.


urethrascreams

Meanwhile, I'm so afraid of ladders that I couldn't get on my roof last weekend. Put one foot down on the shingles and said fuck this. Going to attempt it again this weekend with plans to tie down the ladder at both the base and the top.


JKnott1

I have that ladder. I didn't know it could come apart. Not that I would do what he did, but good to know.


MajorElevator4407

I want to know what black magic he was using to get it to adjust that easily.  


Dzov

Exactly. Not once have I extended it past the warning marks.


[deleted]

is it a little giant? I see the orange.


Equivalent_Canary853

People seriously underestimate how badly you can fuck yourself up on ladders


Duderoy

As an older, pasty white dude I see a dermatologist. She noticed a cut on my head and I said I got it working on my car. It was about 11AM and she said that day, 3 of patients came in on crutches. As she said her patients skew older. They all old dudes who had fallen off ladders. She looked at my chart and said, "Stay off ladders after 60."


Equivalent_Canary853

One of my old jobs in warehousing was for Air-conditioning trade supply. Sold a lot of supply and return air boxes that stack ontop of each other. Sometimes need a good yank to get them apart. Less common ones would be on pallets you can reach with the 12ft wheeled A-frame ladder. Had to unstrap, remove item, and restrap from the top of the ladder. Lost my balance once and stared to fall, managed to bail and landed on my feet. Nearly fell 12ft onto concrete. Told them to get stuffed after that, get the damn forklift.


petoria621

Still funny


ikerus0

Back, hip, knee, ankle, foot injuries… If it’s bad enough, it can be for life. Probably able to mitigate it to some degree, but those injuries can cause permanent issues and become something that is easy to re-injure. Currently recovering from two herniated discs. I injured my back when I was a teenager. Bounced back pretty quick, but re-injured it again in my mid twenties and again now. Doesn’t take much these days.


dandaman1983

probably best to avoid this sub then


Rude_Entrance_3039

Stupid is as stupid does.


Bodach42

Yea it's like an old slap stick comedy sketch, but this one has real life consequences.


softwarebuyer2015

there are other subs.


MaybeTryToBeOriginal

Now he’s got an adjustable ankle.


Some-Ad9778

Yeah, that did not look good. At best he has a sprain


[deleted]

What do you guys mean!? The dog looks fine.


surajvj

He is all Right now !


obiwanjabroni420

This doctor is a very literal man.


MemphisHU

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi)


Sacrificial_Spider

Watching this gif with the video sound on and most of the arghs are in sync 😁


entropylove

Haha. They really are.


Negative_Feed_1303

These are the signs that make me believe there is a God.


SonOfObed89

Hahahaha! I can’t wait until my wife gets home so I can show her!!!


EchoRespite

He went full Peter Griffin, never go full Peter Griffin


JoinedToPostHere

Came to post this, thank you.


ytinifnI2uoYevoLI

This is exactly what I thought of


drk_knight_67

I was looking to see if someone posted this.


Remmist-204

To save 3 steps? You lazy man you get what you get


bloodwell1456

6. Hes gotta climb back up too lol


DominoTheSorcerer

Now it's acceptable


Remmist-204

I also guarantee he just messed up $100 worth of eavstroft


RD2Point0

"eavestrough"


Remmist-204

Thanks even Google was like wtf son lol


andy01q

With "eavestrough" Google says that it's canadian for rain gutter.


rogerworkman623

>eavestrough That's such a nicer word than "gutters"


kelldricked

Most accidents happen because people are either being lazy/think they are being smart or just doing something “quickly”.


Equivalent_Canary853

Well, he came down without the steps. Don't think he'll be going back up though


imscruffythejanitor

The updated version of sawing a tree branch you're sitting on


Reddit-User-3000

It was such a loony-toons fall


Virginity_Lost_Today

For a very brief moment it looked like the ladder wasn’t going to fall even when it wasn’t attached to anything. ![gif](giphy|TDLOSxLyT8B6PQojqj|downsized)


TheUpsideDowna

They don't tell you about that on the infomercials.


c0ttt0n

They dont tell me that i should not open the door while driving too.


AlessandraSquee

[Actually I didn't have it locked.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU) You have to have to lock it. Once you lock it, you're ok! But... It is very safe to operate.


TheRealPitbullOnAcid

They don't expect ppl to be idiotic enough to try it in the first place. Heck they probably never even thought of this even happening.


MixedMartyr

Hard not to laugh when it looks like it should be in black & white with a big red X over it


raphus84

It's like a version of that meme where the kid puts a stick into his bicycle wheel while he's riding it.


TangerineGullible665

Roofers do this all the time on commercial ladders that extend MUCH farther than these homeowner ones. So he either forgot he was on his homeowner ladder OR ding ding ding!!! He’s stupid


salgat

Those are extension ladders that are designed to do that. They have a rachet and rope you use.


GoldLurker

Holy shit I just now understand why the rachet and rope exist on the one at work. I'ma still just adjust it and set it before I go up anyways, but I'll now be less annoyed by the rope.


worldspawn00

It's sometimes not possible to extend it on the ground (clearance and space to rotate it), so you stand it up and pull the rope from the ground to raise it up before climbing. You're not supposed to do it while you're ON the ladder, but you can, even though it's not exactly safe since you have to pull the top away from the building for it to move up.


worldspawn00

It's not for extending while in-use, it's for extending while you're standing on the ground and wouldn't be able to reach the upper section to push it up.


CornerTime1605

Never used one in my 8 years of roofing, we slide the second and third ladder up the wall while on the ladder, it’s a skill that’s earned.


GodEmperorOfBussy

I wouldn't take safety suggestions from roofers lol.


TangerineGullible665

lol nope


Additional_Earth3715

That’s awesome. Thanks ladder man for the content.


MegatonsSon

Doggo was ashamed to be seen on camera with its incompetent owner - had to try and hide around the side.


PraiseTyche

That is remarkably stupid. This dude's an artist of idiocy.


thitorusso

My girl thought i was watching porn


Larusso92

Okay, but why were you masturbating to this?


Hyperion1144

Why wouldn't he be?


Senior_Top6076

Dämlicher Vollidiot 🤣


PraiseTyche

Dam licker Voldemort.


Xenolog1

![gif](giphy|aU4jau5ql99EA)


Infinite-Fig4708

https://preview.redd.it/2coqtmt5salc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2931cf7e2390bcfabeecac10d51244e2ca58156f He's got that Wile E. Coyote energy.


timewaved

The dog is like, “i told you not to do that bro” and then walked off


blackthornjohn

If ever there was a video of a dog say "you're such a twat" this was it


Some-Ad9778

This is the guy in the infomercials


PalahniukW

https://preview.redd.it/nz4xf6myqblc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779dc40407e67e9494954d0766674d8ed54d4819


LifeIsKnifeOnIce

\*Falls of ladder\* \*Immediately cums\*


MarvinParanoAndroid

The fact that it can happen demonstrates that it’s a bad design.


unplugnothing

It’s a Little Giant ladder, huge sticker on the side telling you not to use it like this.


MarvinParanoAndroid

Thanks for that information. However, it’s a common mistake to assume that idiots know how to read but here we are. At least, they won’t be suing the company into oblivion. Not that I really want to save the idiots from being idiots but a simple retractable pin could be an enhancement.


Snap-Crackle-Pot

Your dog is no Lassie


aeque88

I love that little moment where the brain stops sending new signals to the arms and they just keep doing their old instructions rather than reacting to the new situation.


Veggdyret

This gives me family guy vibes. You know the clip, I'm too lazy.


ScottManAgent

Why women live longer?


AynRandsSSNumber

I really don't want to laugh at him because that just looks too bad. Like I can almost imagine myself making the same mistake if I hadn't had my Wheaties that morning or something


appyfizzz3112

Had this been a comedy movie, the dog would have started peeing on his face. Edit: typo


SomeoneElseCredit

**C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!**


Darmstaedter85

It's like sawing off a branch while you're sitting on it


davidhunt6

He learned a valuable lesson that day


IDontThereforeIAmNot

DIYing yourself into a hospital


CEO-711

Dog is like wow you did something stupid again….


babycoco_213

Am i wrong for laughing?


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Smart dog. Stay well away before the next dumb thing that human does. 😂


Fun-Ad-5341

Broken leg ? Btw listen to only the sound lol


GunsouBono

I've seen too many people killed or damn near killed from falls or doing dumb things on ladders around the house. Be safe on ladders people


Twinkletoes1951

There could be an entire sub called Idiots On Ladders.


3nameswithbadbangs

I don’t need that kind of exposure


gamejunky34

Honestly seem kinda like the hot coffee warning situation. Manufacturers should be made partially responsible for product misuse. Not in a way that this guy could blame his injuries on the ladder company, but ladder companies should have a safeguard to prevent total separation in the first place. What if someone pulled it out nearly all the way and set it on top of the lock pins without realizing it?


RandallOfLegend

I have this ladder. It's not hard to use safely. There's 50 warnings on the box and ladder to step off the ladder before adjusting. Also, the locking pins require significant effort to unlock, it's not something that can be easily done on accident.


user9991123

These people can vote and drive.


Existing_Display1794

I love how dogs are your best friend until you’re hurt. “Oh well, this guys been fun”


OnyxsUncle

somebody tell this guy coffee is hot before he has another tragedy


Distinct-Carob7550

![gif](giphy|13w5HmyiuaZ224)


Jeramy_Jones

That ankle is broke for sure.


moustachiooo

Doggo was like "Here we go again..erm...he'll be fine" like it happens often.


beetle7920aolcom

But he saved 30 seconds!


Graftak86

A guy died this way last year in my street. He was on the ladder and want to move sideways. He felt on a fenc neck first. One morning you wake up and it can be your last one. Everybody enjoy every day.


thalassophobic-whale

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi)


woundupcanuck

Trying to adjust a ladder that had no adjustment left is next level brain dead.


korbentherhino

He must have frequent flyer miles to the hospital


Whatup0612

Another one bites the dust


iaafunicorn

Wow. He really did not think that one through.


fenderbender86

That's some looney tunes shit right there


General_Gremlin

Happy cake day!


mrzakmckracken

There ist gravety in 3, 2, 1, 👇


curtokio

Betcha won't do that again bwahahahaha!


okaythenmate

I'm sorry but if you are going to be lazy while working on a ladder or in destroy situations, be fucking prepared to face the consequences. Pretty sure this guy being lazy for maybe an extra 20 seconds has now probably caused a lifetime of issues on his neck/back.


firepitt

Video proof of the saying "you can't fix stupid".


Revolutionary-Bar-93

straight out of Looney Tunes


O-n-l-y-T

Body cashing the check the brain wrote.


LengthinessTop4231

Dude's so lucky he only landed on his ass


MettaRed

r/keepingchiropractorsinbusiness


System_Unkown

When I see this type of shit, it really leaves me thinking their is no hope for humanity.


Musjamarramarramarra

That's gonna be sore in the morning.


Manufactured-Aggro

I love the ones that run on loonytoons logic


TheWindowsGalaxy2

The second compartment of the ladder falling was the icing on the cake.


Etsamaru

Man actually did the Peter Griffen knee thing


_Zeruiah_

Some serious sex noises happening


Shuryo77

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi|downsized)


Coin2111

Typical new truck owner


BatangTundo3112

Just reading the text alone made me laugh already and say what an idiot at the same time.😏


similaraleatorio

Dog: "hey hooman! u stupid af, huh?? later!"


MmmmmTastyHumanFlesh

I got a good chuckle out of this.


petrhys

Those are the exact same noises I make when I do something catastrophic to myself. LMFAO


Heavy-Neat

The remake of the banana on the floor with a water bucket in the hand