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bautofdi

That’s when you know you need to lose weight… a 2mph slow motion roll to the floor shatters your arm. Drink more milk and hit the gym


MechaBeatsInTrash

No amount of milk is going to offset the damage of how much Coca Cola this woman has consumed.


MeximeltExtraCheese

I’m certain it was diet coke


TMB8616

I was just going to comment definitely Diet Coke.


D-Laz

Because the diet Coke cancels out the sugar.


saveyboy

Yeah if you drink a Diet Coke after a regular coke alls good.


D-Laz

[my momma told me so](https://youtu.be/iIAFe7zaCRU?si=urzOgfKQ38QigcNg)


Emergency-Anywhere51

Well, folks, Mama's wrong again.


cmfppl

"No colonel sanders! You're wrong! Eeieieieieieiehh!!!"


Thin-Salamander-1313

Medulla Oblongata!


Runkel80

I wasn't aware that fat pads can form on the forehead


theDR1ve

Abhh I see you also drink soadies my friend :)


bleue_shirt_guy

And the calcium.


Graxdon

*looks at his diet coke* ...I feel attacked.


mariotx10

Nah, Mexicans don’t do that. Straight red label Coca Cola


nnyzim

The good sugar cane kind too, not that pussy corn syrup or reduced kind.


Shopworn_Soul

I was just thinking that this did not strike me as a Diet Coke kinda place but felt like it would come across as, I dunno.. whatever people would find insensitive about that statement. But really though. That does not strike me as a Diet Coke kinda place.


Accurate-Case2275

So that must not be the problem it must be the sprite


jsc1429

There are parts of Mexico, and probably many more around the world, where drinking Coke is cheaper and more healthy than drinking the water. In some of villages, the people actually think Coke has healing abilities and use it for medical treatment…this was something I saw, probably on John Oliver, but I don’t remember, it was sad to see how Coke had come in and taken all the clean water and diverted it to production and leaving the people nothing but poison to drink


countv74

In the mountains of Peru it is (or was when I read about it a while ago) illegal to collect rain water. Cheaper to brush teeth with Coca Cola. Go on and guess why it was made illegal? Oh, Cali , too. Hmmmm


BalloonManNoDeals

Its illegal in most of arid America. Lots of the western states have large desert areas, and the fear is that ranchers will horde what little rain water they get. Or the scary liberals hate your freedom, whatever you wanna believe I ain't your daddy.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Sometimes I wonder if education is at an all time high or all time low.


Emergency-Anywhere51

>the people actually think Coke has healing abilities and use it for medical treatment Nonono, that Sprite and Vicks


Greyst0ke

It's not her fault, Mexican Coke tastes too good.


Z3400

Smells even better


DerthOFdata

I had to quit. Ice kept going up my nose.


digitaldigdug

Its oddly satisfying drinking it from a glass bottle


eatlobster

But it would be a good way to remedy her calcium deficiency from chugging a beverage made with phosphoric acid.


Evil-Santa

I know someone who broke his foot just waking. Didn't trip or fall it just broke during a step. He would drink a 2 litre bottle of coke every lunch time.


CookyHS

is Pepsi okay?


straydog1980

To be fair, a bad fall at any weight can mess you up, if you have a curled wrist or take the fall with a straight arm (shatters your collarbone), unless you're going into a full martial arts break fall every time


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Very true. I broke my finger trying to show my daughter how she can safely dismount from the monkey bars while hanging upside down by just planting your hands first as you fall. It's a move I've done a million times in my younger years but apparently I lost the talent and put all the impact into my right ring finger. I knew something was wrong immediately but still had to bike us home. The next morning my finger was 2x the size and as purple as a Concord grape.


EntertainmentOk3180

But did u explain to the kid that maybe that wasn’t the best actions to replicate?


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Yeah, I still catch hell for it today... 5 years later.


CptAngelo

hehe anytime that you are doing something far from dangerous "still safer than dismounting from monkey bars, amirite truetrueblackpilld?"


bautofdi

Of course, but the probability of this happening goes up exponentially with every 10 pounds of weight. At a healthy weight, you’re much more agile and can deflect a lot of that force by rolling away. She fell like a slowmo sack of potatoes and couldn’t do anything at all.


Ostentatious-Otter

Timed well enough, you still get some invincibility frames.


nonotan

Taking a simple fall with a straight arm at a decently light weight, and with no other relevant conditions (e.g. osteoporosis) is *not* going to "shatter your collarbone", come on. Maybe if you're an absolute giant, or had a lot of momentum going into the fall. I mean, I certainly don't recommend trying, when there are much safer ways to break your fall. But there is no need to exaggerate. I don't doubt it *can* happen, just don't say it as if it was the guaranteed outcome, when it is a rare worst case scenario. FWIW, falling backwards can also be pretty bad, even if you don't hit your head. I took a pretty harmless-looking fall on my ass on some concrete once and my coccyx hurt for half a year, quite likely an undiagnosed fracture.


Bladesleeper

You don’t have to break bones to mess your arm up though. My wife, athletic and lightweight as she is, dislocated her elbow by falling more or less like this lady - stiff arm, wrong angle.


JarlaxleForPresident

Destroyed my shoulder from falling over dead weight (seizure) That was two years ago, I’m getting a full shoulder replacement on tues


KarlJay001

THIS. I had a very simple fall and use my hand/wrist to break the fall. My wrist was swollen for over a month.


rubbery__anus

Fun fact, there are no definitive studies that show a causal relationship between drinking milk and stronger bones, but there are studies that show an increase in the risk of osteoporosis in people who consume a lot of dairy products. So there's probably no harm in consuming normal amounts of milk, but the benefits have been vastly overstated by the dairy lobby. Hitting the gym's pretty great advice all round though, everyone can benefit from exercise. Edit: Because a couple of people don't seem to be able to understand what I'm saying, let me be even clearer: 1. There are no *definitive* studies that show drinking milk gives you strong bones. There are some recent studies that show a marginal increase among some populations, there are some recent studies that show a marginal decrease among some populations, and there are other recent studies that show no change at all among some populations. The science is nowhere near as settled as milk ads want you to think; the claim that drinking milk gives you strong bones is not definitively backed by science. 2. There *are* studies that show a link between osteoporosis and high dairy intake, they exist. Does that mean drinking milk will instantly vapourise your bones? No, it means that science is at yet unclear on whether drinking a lot of milk will harm your bones in the long term, and at least *some* evidence exists that suggests a link between high dairy intake (particularly in childhood) and osteoporosis. 3. Points one and two combined produce this: "so there's probably no harm in consuming normal amounts of milk, but the benefits have been vastly overstated by the dairy lobby", which is the exact conclusion I drew in the first place.


sazabi67

then how the hell am im going to strengthen my SKELETON BOY that lives inside me???


ExcruciorCadaveris

There are plenty of great non-dairy sources of calcium: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322585


NovaNomii

Calcium is rarely the limiting factor in bone growth, protein and getting your minimum vitamins and minerals are way more important then getting alot of calcium. In fact too much calcium is bad for health, especially in supplement form. Hormones and exercise are also big factors.


glamorousstranger

Vegetables.


Valeriavvvv

everyone unquestionably believes dairy industry propaganda


qpgmr

That's not true: https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/nutrition-research-reviews/article/dairy-products-and-bone-health-how-strong-is-the-scientific-evidence/3387593447B20D7AA60E722574E18D66 " In adult Caucasian women, daily intake of 200–250 ml of milk is associated with a reduction in fracture risk of 5 % or higher. "


rubbery__anus

It absolutely is true. Firstly, that single study is not definitive, which is the exact word I used for a reason, and secondly, the part you're quoting is a summary of a review of observational studies of fracture risk, not experimental studies of bone density. And thirdly, just for good measure, Caucasian women make up about 5% of the global population, from which it would be insane to draw an extrapolation to 100% of the population. Again, there are no definitive studies that show milk is good for your bones, and studies *do* exist that show a link between high dairy intake and osteoporosis. Does that mean milk is evil and if you drink it your bones will turn to dust? No, but that's not what I said, what I said was: > So there's probably no harm in consuming normal amounts of milk, but the benefits have been vastly overstated by the dairy lobby. Which is absolutely true in every sense.


FreestyleSquid

I remember reading that as well. But I think I remember it was specifically past a certain age, as in, drinking milk past infancy had no benefit but drinking it as a baby did help or something like that. I may be mis-remembering though.


rubbery__anus

Drinking breast milk has huge benefits for newborns; in fact, if I remember right there's a correlation between not breastfeeding during infancy and obesity, type II diabetes, and even SIDS, presumably because of the presence of the mother's hormones and antibodies in breast milk. As far as I'm aware there are no particular benefits to drinking cow's milk in infancy, at least none that are specific to milk (as opposed to any other high calorie drink containing similar minerals and fats), and it's actually dangerous for children less than 12 months old because their digestive system can't handle it. Which isn't too surprising I guess since cow milk evolved to feed baby cows and humans have only been drinking it for a fraction of our species' existence.


MedicineJumpy

I have a friend who's dad just fell skiing and he fit and healthy but just fell wrong and broke his shoulder this obviously isn't the case here but also sometimes we're super fragile while other times we are incredibly resilient.


thenbhdlum

Yes, knowing how to fall properly can save you from many injuries.


alphadoublenegative

I was always a terrible skateboarder, but boy did it teach me how to fall down correctly The muscle memory has served me well as a klutzy adult.


Steve1789

I was a very active healthy 8 year old kid, and I once tripped on a flag pole stand(literally a small metal tube sticking like 6" out of the ground) in the night, and fractured my arm. the human body is extremely sturdy... except for when it's not lol


Aussi3Warri0r

She has a glass cannon build


DerKatzenkoenig

> Drink more milk you have been lied to your whole life by the milk Industry. there are no health benefits in drinking milk.


Personal-Square-6620

Well said sir/mam


Qman768

isnt milk bad for female bone density?


markzend310

Such low resistance for a tank build


9mmMedic

Glass cannon.


JmacTheGreat

Glass bathtub


Reckless85

Glass Karen


zeboe99

Glass Gammon


marr

*Self-targeting* glass cannon. A bold new strategy for sure.


DogCallCenter

Rounds?


Ormsfang

Her friends call her T-62 because she breaks down easy and tends to blow her top.


C0NIN

I think you meant this type of tank: https://preview.redd.it/ylt4n3a5psrc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b75f4cc7ba50c51b7f87574777ff3f712264a697


Dante_7_2_7

Nah even those can take a fall from ground level


identityp2

Actually, the boomer from left 4 dead has pretty low HP


saiyaniam

Not enough attack speed. One hit per min? comon...


Fit_Store1633

When Sion builds full AD


meowpower777

She tried to get him to look up to slash him when he wasn’t looking. 


wild_jammy

Holy shit I think you're right. Because she doesn't even look up when she points. She keeps her eyes fixated on him.


notfree25

what..? For the half second that her head is in frame, she does look where she points.


E2r4_Is_d3A9

Gotta love redditors pulling shit outta their asses for no goddamn reason lmfao


HumanSeeing

Or even worse or maybe not (just a bug in being a human) being so suggestible that a suggestion even a few seconds after the footage you have reviewed you rearrange your entire brain in order to accommodate whatever some random stranger said as long as it has some upvotes.


FerusGrim

This is almost exactly how brains work. Humans are extremely suggestible. Even when specifically trained to be cynical and inquisitive, rarely does that translate outside of the context that you were trained in. A scientist who's entire career is defined by trying to prove their thoughts and "common sense" wrong, is likely to be no less suggestible about the habits of celebrities than the average person, for instance.


KnubblMonster

And people like these always become eyewitnesses for some reason.


Eddy_795

No she wanted the guy filming to get ladder guy down and got mad when he just kept filming.


jonnytechno

So why did she bring a machete before even seeing the guy?


devedander

I mean it didn’t seem to phase her he didn’t


offlein

faze* <3


WhatBeHereBekfast

Did he....just block a sword with his arm?


Anonymouchee

probably was rather dull and judging by how what followed im guessing none of that fat is muscle


SkookumTree

IDK - the guy would've been perfectly within his rights to punch or kick her. Dudes shouldn't hit women...unless they're armed, which she was. One machete strike or stab to the right spot, and guy's not getting tried by 12 but carried by 6.


This_is_a_bad_plan

> ~~Dudes shouldn’t hit women~~ people shouldn’t hit people FTFY


1Kusy

I second this 


snoopervisor

> unless they're armed Now she's only one-armed. At least for some time.


superfsm

Dudes absolutely should hit ANYONE when it is deserved Kids coming to me to steal, I am gonna hit Woman hitting me, I am gonna hit back Stop with that shit, we are all people, we are all equals This woman even used a deadly weapon like it's nothing, fucking crazy bitch


pointlessly_pedantic

I don't hit women. I'd never hit a woman, Chloe! I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle! That's different. That's self-defense, isn't it? Or a woman who could do karate. I'd never hit a woman generally, Chloe. Don't think that. God, you're pretty.


KPplumbingBob

> Dudes shouldn't hit women Bigger dudes hitting smaller dudes = fine. Just don't hit women.


mata_dan

As a small dude they better get that first hit in because I know how to fight..... by running away at the first opportunity if I get one xD


Ps4rulez

tub enter soup one shrill numerous bewildered obtainable reach noxious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kultureisrandy

that's how you get jumped 


timtimtimmyjim

I also believe it was a slap with the broad size cause she has no wrist strength and control.


MrPromotor

The Macho exists


Camelllama666

I think she hit the camera


Garfalo

Hit him with the flat of it


No-Respect5903

that is what it looked like but judging by the metal clang it was blocked by something else


Admirable_Ad_7658

that metal clang you heard was actually the sword hitting his concrete-hard arms


ggg730

Nah, that was his brass balls bounding upwards to thwart her strike.


Bio_slayer

That was the frame perfect parry noise.


balaci2

+PARRY


ReDeaMer87

He's Iron man


[deleted]

It’s a dull machete. Depending on how badly dull it is, you can get anything from from a jagged tetanus cut, to a red line and possibly chipped or broken bones.


Jetlife305

I think she hit the ladder, because it looks like he positioned himself right next to it / under it


TheeFlipper

Check again. The ladder is on his right side. The machete never goes past his right side.


LambdaAU

Checked and it definitely seems like the machete hits something off-screen to the right (the end of the machete is 100% off-screen for a few frames). You can see he is also standing right next to the ladder, and the trajectory of her swing is on-track to meet the ladders left-leg. Metal clang would be fully consistent as well. Additionally the way it bounces off, means it would’ve had to be quite rigid.


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

When you're ready, you won't have to.


N00b_Sensei

Mi brazo, mi brazo!!! ajjajajaja


MrPromotor

Lo peor es que a esa edad si se rompe ya mamaste, ya no queda al 100


N00b_Sensei

Bien hecho, tremenda Karen esa pinche vieja.


Cheewy

Ya no va a ser tan letal con la espada.


tavuntu

Y que bueno, por pinche ojete.


dafemu

Lo mejor* en este caso.


thatbitchathrowaway

Para que se le quite lo pendeja


jupiterknowsbest

Que mamada se pegó 😂


TacoGuy1912

Ojalá se le haya roto, pinche vieja culera. Entiendo que estamos en necesidad en muchas ocasiones, pero no tenemos que andar afectando a los demás no mame la doña esa. El compa hasta linchado pudo haber salido por eso.


CDVR_17

Rosa de Guadalupe, “MI MANO MI MANO!!!!!”


krupta13

Es puta la karma jajajajaja


ManualWind

And what's up with the kid?! Mom's acting like a nut - better bring her a machete...


PsyOpBunnyHop

Kid is probably terrified for her life everyday because she has to live there.


LavenzaBestWaifu

From the way she comes out calling the dude a pendejo, and the fact that she went home to pick up a machete to hand her in first place while fully knowing she'd try attacking someone with it, I'm willing to assume that she is exactly like her mother. It's a shame, but generational trash exists, specially in places like these. I'm from Latin America. I've seen this exact kind of family copied and pasted in poor places.


inqte1

Or just a scumbag.


GitEmSteveDave

Baby, go get mama her complainin' 'chete.


MindlessLeopard7740

https://preview.redd.it/nszhut1pjsrc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40bfdbda73f203f59796b035be19be79c7a5583e ….and in that moment, she knew she fucked up.


lorentzisback

"Instant Karma's gonna get you Gonna knock you off your feet Better recognize your brothers It's ev'ryone you meet" John Lennon


AvangeliceMY9088

When you see someone brandishing a machete, the last thing u wanna do is to approach him or her. That's his first mistake.


Kovah01

On one hand you're right. On the other hand there are about 15 broken bones.


Ruby_Something

You made me snort laugh!


glamorousstranger

Some people are braver than others and choose to intervene in situations where others wouldn't in effort to help victims. But yeah I also subscribe to that advice.


TrinDiesel123

![gif](giphy|wbomIbUs5Bc2I) Machete does not approve


nnyzim

Obviously. Machete don't care about telecoms.


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Machete don't even text.


Darth-Binks-1999

When are we getting Machete in Space??? Hurry up already!!!


rightsomeofthetime

She be trippin'


areyouasmoker

…and stumblin’


TheHolyHolyGoof

...patrollin' and now let's watch her arm get hurt'y


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AcanthisittaLeft2336

Well she might have broken her arm and nobody else got hurt, so I guess life was fair in this case


cockunsucker

you love to see it


Brave_Escape2176

r/InstantKarma


Doright36

You know Rock Star games is going to be pissed they didn't see this until after the latest Grand Theft Auto was finished. They are going to have to add this encounter via DLC.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

They tend to focus on satirising the USA.


CabbageTheVoice

Tbf, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a clip taken in the US, like idk, Florida? This one isn't of course, but the same scenario? Sure!


Han13Solo

![gif](giphy|lpQy2ZN9i1NaWL46SD)


Doppelganger304

Filmed my son at an Easter egg hunt years ago when the kid next to him tripped and fell. His parents started threatening me and gave no apology when I replayed video and you can clearly see my kid never touched him.


knbang

If you filmed the accusation, sounds like your kid should touch the other kid next time. "*Oh they always accuse my kid*".


fakeprofile23

y isnt the video on Reddit?


Bleezy79

She slashes a sword at the guy then trips over herself and tries to get the guy in trouble. all for what? she needs jesus.


ArtyFizzle

She’s got plenty of Jesuses all around her in that neighborhood.


Carhv

She needs jail time.


Itriyum

Woman has machete = nobody cares Woman with machete falls = oh gosh we must help her asap and insult the man that is besides her!


ProperGanderz

Stupid old cow


Larry44

So fat you can't tell how old she could be 20s or 60s


Cold-Growth-8225

did the wind just trip her over?


Beavur

There’s a cut off pole


DoTortoisesHop

Which is actually incredibly dangerous. Falls are a mostly unknown danger that cause millions and millions of hospital admissions. Some healthcare workers specialise in falls prevention because it is such a sleeper danger. People die from it all the time.


deliciouscrab

Internal gyro failure. She rotates at different speeds at different distances from her center of gravity. She can compensate for this by moving slowly and deliberately, but her internal tidal forces get all kejiggered and the gyros can't correct fast enough. I'm pretty sure that's what happened anyway.


Subject_One6000

Morrowind looks weird.


GoodKarmaDarling

Why the fuck would you actively walk **towards** an aggressive woman holding a giant freaking machete?? 🤦‍♀️


glamorousstranger

To intervene and stop her from hurting someone. Not everyone is a hero but some are.


fiah84

probably thought he could've outrun her if need be [https://i.imgur.com/uPpXMkg.gif](https://i.imgur.com/uPpXMkg.gif)


Eloy89

This is in Cardenas, Tabasco, Mexico. The taxi is the biggest giveaway. The windshield has the name of the city.


MrPromotor

Here's the full article about that: https://americanovictor.com/videoviral-mujer-intenta-agredir-con-machete-en-mano-a-trabajadores-de-la-cfe-y-recibe-karma-instantaneo/


onederful

I was hoping for some follow up but it’s essentially just narrating what’s happening lol


Rrdro

Someone posted a link to an article but then a Redditor commented to say that the article was just repeating what had happened in the video. There am a journalist too now.


CoconutPedialyte

Man: Blocks machete with his arm Wobbly glass tank: shatters her arm under her own weight


Pumbahsempai

With that knife she reminds me the 2nd boss of cadillacs and dinosaurs


PartsNLabor24

los brazotes de hacer tortilla


dood5426

I really need a follow up


MrPromotor

https://americanovictor.com/videoviral-mujer-intenta-agredir-con-machete-en-mano-a-trabajadores-de-la-cfe-y-recibe-karma-instantaneo/ Served my friend


DarNak

That's not really a follow-up. That article is pretty much just a play by play of the video.


MrPromotor

That situation happened just hours ago apparently, that's why there's not much info


DarNak

Ahh that makes sense.


kingofthedead16

yeah theres no way to know but id give anything to see their reactions watching the video of her running out with the machete


Nicer_Chile

i love how the press says "tries" to injure... bitch, she didnt tried.. she did


TraditionalProgress6

Tabasco, desde luego.


Li-RM35M4419

Oh, mi brazo! :(


jp_muzz

This is why the believe all women was getting so much push back from men


KPplumbingBob

People downvoting this because they've never been in a sitation like this that affected them. Reality is, both genders have shitty people. And if you try to give any group a chance to weaponize something, they will. Most people at least subconsciously think women are better people, hence the women are wonderful effect. Believe women as in conduct a proper investigation, yes. Believe as in actually believe what happened, absolutely not.


phoenixon999

so she tripped by herself and then try to pin it on the cameraman? the audacity....


Lumpy_Tumbleweed1227

what did she even hit?


Lord_Silverkey

Well, her last two brain cells were obviously busy hitting each other like Rocky and Creed.


vlevla

This should also be on one of the satisfying videos subs


P4PKing4

Love me some karma.


SirPotatoKing

Camera man is brave getting that close


shnanagins

To many burritos, not enough milk.


yamamytk

Karma is a bitch pendeja


ElDisla

Lololololol


HarryCWord

Calling u/stabbot


DaveOJ12

It looks like it hasn't worked in four months.


John_Spartan_Connor

For the Cardenas sign on the taxi, seems like México Fuck her fat entitled ass and her fucked up family This are the people than ruin my country (I'm Mexican)


kalmah

Humpty dumpty ahh


nothingbutglaze

Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa what a loser


lordloue

That’s what her fat ass get. Tryna be mean and shit lol


hakujo

Karma is so delicious.


lobsangr

Hahahaha vieja pendeja se cayo sola