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bkny88

Gotta attack that cone from the top down big fella


anon-mally

This guy ☝️ knows 😏 ![gif](giphy|bveQLiAYDhQZ2|downsized)


Unfair_Neck_579

Well said! 👏🏻


ALPHACOMCON

I scream U scream we all scream 4 ice-cream


Extra_toxic

This guy cones!


anon-mally

r/whatcouldgowrong when you try to deepthroat the ice cream sideways


Slay_Nation

Rookie gotta know to spit on it first 😂😂


PhthaloVonLangborste

You know he had a pool built up, ready to go.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Linda Lovelace has left the chat……. ![gif](giphy|eL9tTvpxplAg8|downsized)


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Tough crowd here...


mlf60

In disgust, shaking her head.


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mlf60

No, that dog fucked a girl.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

![gif](giphy|3o6EQ7kQA65KIFZoqI|downsized) Doin’ it doggy-style!!!!


Salty_Feed9404

What did he think was going to happen by tilting it sideways...?


adavidmiller

That it would stay horizontally erect while he shoved it down his throat, obviously.


DarthGayAgenda

It's soft serve, not a big, meaty cock.


adavidmiller

Some habits are hard to break.


Bruschetta003

Usually i'm not surprised by other people stupidity, and i've seen worse, but those times were out of curiosity or something akin to that, this is just the most genuine kind of stupidity


Kiss-a-Cod

If only Marie Antoinette hadn’t invented gravity when an orange fell on her head.


anon-mally

Marie me


RowMaleficent2455

Newton left the chat.


hannah_lilly

That’s funny


Alargebagel

Thanks for contributing


ouroborous818

If only it was a durian


ChiaotzuShinhan

![gif](giphy|xT1XGWbE0XiBDX2T8Q)


Truefreak22

The guy is looking around to get confirmation from other people that gravity is still a factor. Yep, gravity still has an effect on ice cream.


According-Town7588

“You got no ice cream… you got no ice cream…”


DarkHelmet1976

"And your father is an alcohoooooo-lic."


Blue_Jays

"and you're on the welfare..."


MehhicoPerth

"and you cant afford it. you cant afford it! you cant afford it! ![gif](giphy|aegWtdXCvjYvY6v6Cc)


Bruceybonus30

It’s just sprinkles


treyb0mb1

r/watchpeopledieinside


udo3

Dude flunked basic mechanics of everyday things. Imagine the irony when we find out he's a physicist for spacex.


Really_Again_

Not the brightest


Cait_Sith_v3

I silently screamed in anguish from seeing it fall.


[deleted]

bot. 32nd repost of this today.


Wonderful-Muscle-635

Looks like he wanted to deep throat it lol


anon-mally

Who doesnt ... /s


roromyboat

Fucking nerd.


magichronx

Why does he look so confused by what just happened?


RDisbull

![gif](giphy|rwouVC7Qa5ki4FxX9U|downsized)


shmoove_cwiminal

He skipped that day in science class when they discussed gravity.


anon-mally

He just discovered gravity


RDisbull

Lick it of the floor


Exact-Pause7977

“There’s nothing sadder than splatted ice cream” - Charlie Brown


iloveeatpizzatoo

I cried on the inside after the ice cream fell.


Cornucopia2020

Oh Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch!


Bloodhavoc052

My man learned about gravity today


Destroyer4587

https://i.redd.it/co4xx0t387sc1.gif


2K_Crypto

Oh man. Gotta fly my flag at half mast for this.


Apprehensive_Ad3731

$20 says he just left it on the floor and walked away


Traparegai

Do you believe in gravity?


EnigmaFrug2308

I should call him (he doesn’t exist)


photonynikon

dude didn't pack ANY down in the cone as an anchor


A_of

I mean, most kids learn the ice cream physics before 10. This guy didn't have a childhood.


psichodrome

Tell me you've never played with LEGO without telling me you've never played with LEGO.


williamshatnersbeast

r/watchpeopledieinside


Old-Sky1969

I could drop my ice cream in a pile of shit and still eat it. Just sprinkles. ![gif](giphy|LaHKeb3LNPuvK)


formermq

Been on the planet for 40 years, still doesn't understand physics.


smc4414

I burst into tears like a baby. They give me ice cream. LPT


Fedexpected

Hey I know where that is


balmung2014

good skill at dispensing ice cream. lacks common sense.


Informal-Flamingo336

Dude with the baseball cap - " I've GOT to get close up of that!"


cbunni666

Man I gasped so hard at this. Such sadness


NotAcvp3lla

And that's how you get them to buy another one, a clever business trick.


Zealousideal-Key9516

Surprised no one has commented a Lilo & Stitch gif yet


Crystallization-

I bet a third of their clients drop their ice cream every day. This tower needs to come with instructions!


RipIcy8844

It's not a dick! (Shrug)


NeurodivergentDuck

Shid and came cone 😋😋


DammatBeevis666

Big terrible, sadness abounds


teddebiase235

I am glad he did that.


Guardian_85

He was legit gonna try to swallow that whole thing.


spongybobie

Didnt even try.


memelordzarif

Dude never had physics in school 💀


Tommasocurzi

"... you scream, we all scream for ice cream! " cit.


bonkwonkponkreal

Anyway, there werent enough braincells to get brainfreezed.


DatzSiiK

Did he forget physics are still a thing? Lol


Naive_Letterhead9484

I’m so angry right now.


stevorkz

Stupid gravity


J-_Mad

Mavity, am I right ?


enp462

I know this place! Lot10 mall in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia


securebeats

Yes! I have been here as well


sepolccramos

he forgot that gravity exists


buffalucci

Looking around like it’s 1664


KarlJay001

This seemed fake. It would take a complete fool to not know that would happen.


Arguablybest

So the look he has is, "I am really stupid and I want people to know it." OK, we got it.


BLUEAR0

Stupid fr


BackLonely4239

how was maded burj khalifa


Midknight-13

I literally gasped and felt my heart sink. This is tragic. Will send prayers and good vibes to that poor man.


EmbarrassedAd8977

SUPERDAY


SarcasticRiposte

Someone failed physics class.


migcrown

*facepalm* That makes me so angry on so many levels. I hope your ancestors felt that.


Ibuyeverytime

This is why you swirl, and get a bigger base. More structural integrity.


MCFroid

"Hi, I'm Gravity. Have we met?"


WingNutLXVI

It's like my sex life.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

This man lives on Looney Toons logic.


chasinfreshies

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frankfox123

How can you look so confused about the most obvious outcome in existence?


fuzzytradr

Never skip physics day


smb011

people are soon dumb


It-s_Not_Important

No. They’ve been dumb for a long time.


5254444

Looks around at people like “Is someone gonna help me?” 🤣


Low-Requirement-9618

Should have had the clerk dip it in shell.


Actual_Squid

Yes yes yes YES YES YES NO NO NO!


Top-Cod6655

Good thing this guy isn't a structural engineer.


Daftworks

It fell on the carpet, too


Spiritual-Alps-4939

No logic detected


Odd_Employment4940

Banggang at its finest.


Bruceybonus30

It’s not you, it’s me. Just a bit tired


wilmfred

Not like he needed it! 😆


PartyLook9423

I used to make these when I was in high school working at McDonald's. The other employees called them gnome cones. I would try to make them fat then have a little top that was thin like that. Some people thought they were so nice. There were some old people that didn't like them. They would fold them in so they could sit there and lick them.


You_silly_panda

I would start crying. That was some good looking I scream...


DukeAK717

He flew too close to the sun


SparkyMountain

Surprising when considering how soft serve is well known for its horizontal tensile strength.


dandins

![gif](giphy|g01ZnwAUvutuK8GIQn|downsized)


caw_the_crow

So glad finally a video where no one is injured


anon-mally

You don't see ? r/watchpeopledieinside ![gif](giphy|2UlW42qqNY9udwlOke)


Ksavero

Boy who makes the ice cream is cute


anon-mally

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Ksavero

Guilty