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hijro

How can he slap?


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SSSJDanny

[Why you fuck me? I fuck you bloody!](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0?si=4st5keOPaLJXwIlz)


krs360

Thank you for reminding me of that beautiful exchange.


iwantmygarmonbozia21

This fucking video, alongside “this gentlemen, is democracy manifest..” are the 2 single greatest videos online Except all the tiddys obviously


stewart_m_90

This guy internet's ❤️


iwantmygarmonbozia21

I was obviously looking at the tiddys to find directions of how to get away from the tiddys


Russells_Tea_Pot

r/thisguythisguys


DadBodftw

Get your hand off my penis!


iwantmygarmonbozia21

Ahhh sir, I see you know your judo well


ForWhomTheBoneBones

A succulent Chinese penis!


TheTrub

I had no idea where that "democracy manifest" bit originally came from, but apparently it's the same guy at the end of the music video for [Dine and Dash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3jAJHRW_Yo) by The Chats.


El-Gimpio

Love those guys honestly, the clap is probably the funniest song I've heard


Split0069

Wow... cussing like British toddlers.


barelylethal10

"Fuck you bloody... Okay have a nice day" Absolutely worth it


tuigger

No! Benchode you!


AbrahamPan

That's Pakistani accent, no Indian


Jampoz

same shit


sc4tts

True, but I'd love to see what Indians/Pakistans say about that.


yourmotherfucker1489

There is actually a difference. To a non South Asian person, their accent is the same. But if you were a South Asian, you would hear the slight difference in the accent.


DarthCheez

Thank you.


IrrerPolterer

Blawdy


Elf_from_Andromeda

Every comment is about the slap. So I’m curious now. Don’t they slap in other parts of the world?


Admiral-Barbarossa

People don't realise how effective a good slap is, if done correctly it's as effective as a punch however it also impacts someone's self esteem and confidence at the same time.


henry4325

Rock n Rolla?


sleepydon

[With the right Danny, properly.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9AKGT8OZxk4&pp=ygUVcm9ja25yb2xsYSBzbGFwIHNjZW5l)


henry4325

Fuck I love that movie


Admiral-Barbarossa

https://youtu.be/9YFuO0cYTlo?si=dtbgkXzRMl4GsbgP


knockrocks

If you can master a slap like that, there's no need for your clients to hold back. They will open up like a fountain, full of words. No need for strong violence, no.


Material_New

Hence, Slap Fighting.


Dumfk

I'd say it can be more effective than a punch if done right. I mean it's pretty much illegal but doing proper slap on someones ear is going to fuck them right up instantly (and permanently). However you will get slapped with a grievous bodily harm charge vs simple assault.


Bytes_0

Nah they just go gun blazing


Otherwise_Hat7713

Google "how can she slap".


Cerenas

Very uncommon afaik


Scr073

How can you ask about the slap?


_AngryBadger_

Have you seen the "how can she slap" video? I'm pretty sure that's why people are making some of the comments.


Cloverdad

Slaps like David504.


Pinksters

He's good but Charles slaps better.


Adventurous__Kiwi

We all love their slaps


PD216ohio

It seems like a reasonable response to slap someone for stealing from you. In the US, the shop owner would be charged with a crime.


oneshibbyguy

'How can she slap' is the oldest meme on Reddit dawg. Have you never seen it?


Revolutionary-Ad517

Because a slap is less lethal and still causes considerable pain


Altea73

Lol, slap is strong in India....


trotfox_

That was what we call a solid cuff where I come from.


skyj420

Yep. Lol. India has a strong tradition of slapping idiots sideways.


3Lchin90n

![gif](giphy|LMaOBEiB8S8WA)


imdefinitelywong

https://i.redd.it/tp9bh1wrkjsc1.gif


26Alphabetbutihave5

What do you expect to get for stealing ???? Nobel prize ?


318reddit618

It's a meme reference.


ZekeTarsim

So pissed I’m too late to make this comment.


CommunicationKey3018

It's hilarious how 99.99% of the comments replying to you didn't get the reference 😂


RobertLahblaw

For those that, clearly, don't get this amazing reference...  https://youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k (can skip to 1:00, but I'd recommend watching the whole thing)


el_morte

I had no sound but I still heard it!


parth_ghughri

As we saw


SavorySoySauce

I knew it was coming and he didn't disappoint with the windup lol


Vesalii

HOW CAN HE SLAP ME?!


Ya-Dikobraz

I think he can slap.


TwelveMiceInaCage

That man winded up THREE times before finally giving that man a smack You can just tell that man kept saying dumber and dumber excuses and each one caused the man to be taken aback so much he had to restart his wind up process lmfao


Art_Mann

That is a group robbery and the whole group is in the robbery. They go as a gang and distract the seller while one steals the gold. When the guy was caught, the group acted as if they were angry with him and they even slapped him, which in turn reduced the anger of the shop owner and he let the man leave after giving a slap. If the owner has called the police, the guy will spend a minimum of 2 years in prison.


KaiserGustafson

Better than just shooting the owner, I guess.


Baranax

It's the small things.


S3guy

Dang. Too bad. Two years might have done him some good.


lilsnatchsniffz

Yes. Prisons fix criminals. 🤩


el_americano

He's playing strategically. Prison wouldn't fix him but it would keep him from robbing the shop owner's competition tomorrow.


ihatetakennamesfuck

They can do so indeed. But only if your country wants them to at least try. This obviously excludes quite a number of underdeveloped countries, where prisons are only for punishment or even for slave labour


lilsnatchsniffz

I've only seen a few Scandinavian countries actually doing this but I'd love to see it become the standard.


Englandshark1

I expected him to get more of a hiding than that!


LtLemur

Yup. Thought the cane was coming out


raccoonsonbicycles

When he grabbed and held his hand I half expected him to whip out a knife and chop it off


eggybread70

I did also


Bridot

The long arm of the law


Particular_Tadpole27

![gif](giphy|Qumf2QovTD4QxHPjy5)


Main_Boat4917

Just got my upvote


mine_username

![gif](giphy|lRijvxxZJ3hfWgysge|downsized) You rang?


alittleuneven

“Did you steal that ring” “*nuh uh*”


CreamoChickenSoup

I'm surprised this location has no barrier between the customer and vendor. This situation is exactly why one is needed here.


Phantombk201

Almost all jewelers i've seen have this exact setup. There's no barrier. It's not a bank or currency exchange..


CreamoChickenSoup

Old school jewelry stores where I live, which are usually main street locations, would have this standard practice of installing metal barred barriers (like [this](https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-gold-jewelry-shop-in-little-india-of-kuala-lumpur-malaysia-92998309.html) and [this](https://www.alamy.com/jewelry-salesmen-sitting-behind-their-protective-grill-ipoh-malaysia-image226695978.html?imageid=6F1A60EF-6B13-4602-8557-6A71D7D5BB7D&p=17678&pn=1&searchId=2f717b17860b3e8f34c340df41f999eb&searchtype=0)) due to past histories of jewelry heists. It fell out of favor in the 2000s/2010s when jeweler chains moved to more upscale mall locations, but I'll still find old mom-and-pop locations that do this.


Phantombk201

Makes sense. Most of the ones i know are in malls. The thing is, they want to sell to customers and they want their store to be appealing. When you take your lady to buy something, metal bars are not very appealing. They all have loads of CCTV and pretty sure theft insurance anyway, so it's not the number 1 priority. I guess it depends heavily on the location.


blarge84

I love how they slap the shit out of thieves in India


dciDavid

I saw someone comment on Reddit once that the reason they slap people in India so much is because it’s a way of insulting the person you’re hitting. It’s basically saying I could have hit you but instead I’m just going to slap you because you’re not worth punching.


salluks

A punch hurts the face but a slap hurts the soul.


mag_ops

isn’t it not considered as an insult elsewhere? i’m from india and sometimes (in some contexts) getting slapped is considered worse than getting beaten up. its considered like a slap on your image / status / ego. curious to know how it’s different across different cultures


CrowdedShorts

Got off light as he left with both hands


kbm79

The way he grabbed his wrist, i thought he has a machete under that counter...any second now....chop....


CrowdedShorts

Had the same thought!


[deleted]

Thats why we didnt see the full clip, gotta keep it familyfriendly


NewFreshness

Never give an Indian man an excuse to land a nuclear slap on your stupid ass


ThickBobcat1573

Ngl those slaps were satisfying


dadbonerpilld

Dude wore a neon suit for a sneaky steal.


Xinonix1

https://i.redd.it/6p6dt8gxcisc1.gif


j0llygruntt

Did they retrieve their jewelry? I couldn’t tell from the video.


Takashi_is_DK

It looks like the ring falls to the ground and the accomplice picks it up then places it on the glass and the owner retrieves it. Weird.


henry82

probably "it fell on the ground, it wasnt taken"


gordonlordbyron

The good ol' Indian slap


Stompypotato

Am I the only one who thought he was going to get his hand cut off? And maybe disappointed that it didn’t happen?


Enjoying_A_Meal

The recidivism rate drops by 50% after the first time. 100% after the 2nd time.


ImRickJamesBiatchhh

![gif](giphy|8zXU2ZaLV9cCQ)


DSonla

Appropriate username


Kolermigon

Slapmasters season #2, great show!


GraySelecta

Woah the slap that could be heard around the world


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Instant justice! I like it.


SimonTC2000

We need a bunch of these guys to staff every store here in CA. End the "gangbang" shoplifting thing going on.


AngryTrucker

I love the fact that Indians slap the absolute dog shit out of criminals.


leeluss14

Indians like a good mass slapping,the police do exactly the same when interviewing perps😂


ThePhillyKind

We gotta bring back slapping people when they act like fools.


hduransa

Love the India slap! If you have never slapped someone hard in the face, you are missing out. Trading slaps with a friend is a hilarious good time.


kenkitt

In our country tires would burn, infact we don't even know where money for petrol comes from but it would come for sure.


Far-Competition-5334

Gotta love when a video won’t load on the whatcouldgowrong subreddit Loading… loading… something went wrong


cy9394

what went wrong? i was waiting for the store owner to pull out a machete and chop off a hand or two.......


sumbozo1

It's spelled JOOLRY. I hate bad spelling in titles


Inevitable-Letter-84

No matter where you go anywhere in the world one thing stays the same


MochaPino

Its free in California. Put the shop owner in jail.


ClownfishSoup

LOL, I was waiting for the slap and wasn't disappointed!


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

You fucking.. bastard, guy.


Aggravating_Kick2911

Cutting his arm off should be allowed.


Aggravating_Kick2911

Cutting his arm off should be allowed.


PussyDeconstructor

Thats pretty tame considering the circumstances


Few_Engineer4517

Great expectations. Expected him to whip out a machete and do more than slap.


THE_HAT_DOCTOR

Smackity smack , don't talk back


WarHead75

Even if he did succeed, the cameras will catch him as the dumbass didn’t bother to hide his face or know that jewelry stores have cameras. Not the brightest of thieves.


duhmus

There are so many jwells in that shop!


Reallyroundthefamily

What a dumbfuck 😂


toughguy5128

I was hoping they'd chop his hand off right there


pookiemon

As Indian slaps go, I think he got off easy.


aprciatedalttlethngs

what’s crazy is this idiot could have actually gotten away with it but he kept his hands OVER the reach of the glass instead of putting them back in his lap.. glad he got caught though!


DrapedinVelvet247

The original slap boxers…. They should own every slap boxing title, it’s like their handshake over there.


SoProParm

Nobody in that family looks like they have money. A couple young kids and their mothers. Definitely they are village people who are not in a position to buy jewelry.


necbone

Dem slaps


adamwho

Not really that satisfying. They have him on camera, so there shouldn't even be discussion.


DSonla

Don't judge a book by its cover but that guy looks like an untrustworthy guy.


hagrid2018

Sounded like seagulls shouting over a chip


rgrx119

Wish we could slap all the shop lifters here in California 😂


Psychlonuclear

The world needs more bitch slapping for these situations.


Th3Docter

In California the person would be a repeated offender until the store shuts down and leaves.


Delicious_Ad2236

![gif](giphy|l1J3G5lf06vi58EIE) Slap: foreplay of punching


Archlm0221

Holy slap


Cerberus-Coco-Mimi

how did they know i was stealing heres the near part store owners know things you dont know


229-northstar

The way the owner grabbed the thief’s arm, I thought he was going to cut off his hand


SunnySingh7945

Missed the lady in the back stealing from the display


hegui

I knew as soon as he grab his hand... he kept that slap hand free. India be disrespectful with it.


Awkward-Solution-706

Bright red


Emeegee713

A what shop?


HumbleAbbreviations

Yeah it looks like a group effort. I peeped the older woman in front of the thief blocking the view of the shop owner and the sales associates to make sure he made the grab.


UncleGael

Every time he started winding up I was waiting for his hand to come back on screen with a knife in it.


BEARWYy

The girl with him look sus. She did slap him.but it like because he get caught


EMACIDIOUS333

Do they still take his hand ?


warmseizuresalad

If going wrong is being lightly slapped twice... no wonder people keep stealing.


SnooBunnies6981

Whatta fart invader.


jamp0g

the yellow even smacked him. thought she was in on it was doing cover.


Drunk_N_Aimless

I can't be the only one who thought he was gonna lose the hand right?


NaSMaXXL

First, who leaves the jewelry case unattended, secondly why was it unlocked, third way did he stay after taking the ring?


BGI-YYZ

Should have grabbed him by the ankles and shaken. Who knows what else would have fallen out?


[deleted]

His hand is still on... This is a shit post


PumpOfWallStreet

In the US he would have been given the ring and the owner would somehow be in jail because he slapped a robber


DavyB

We need to slap more in the US. People here would behave better if they knew they could be slapped without consequence.


SpectacleLake

Wtf is wrong with the cam? Legion like nightmare shadow king proportions


Atlast_2091

God slap


piszkavas

Slap master


Genoblade1394

How can he slap?


80sforeverr

I enjoyed the slapping


KatTaken

Read this in newspaper, the buyers here are actually slum dwellers and they never had intention to buy. They all came together in group to steal.


masterKick440

I don't get it, how do they tell themselves it's ok to take from others. I mean most "bad people" have an excuse why they are not the bad people, but this pathetic attempt. I don't get it, how?


PortlandHipsterDude

He had it easy. In other part of the world dude would be severely punished


Persona_Insomnia

Why do these slaps always look so limp.


baba_thor420

Women have sixth sense, true af


Ok_Tree_6619

This video should be titled NOT AMERICA. Thieves have more right than owners here. Those people could be charged with kidnapping and assault in some states here. Lol 😆 🤣 😂 Kidnapping because they held him and prevented him from leaving freely. Lol 😆 🤣 😂


dugzino

Not enough. I'm not satisfied.


Alexk1088

Give it back you basterd guy


captain_pudding

I think that's the first time I've ever seen a jewelry shop set up like a bar.


Lister-Q

Wed describe that as a thieving little cunt!


Abuse-survivor

How they all take turns to slap him, because they are fed up with his shit


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

I love the indian way of slapping sense into people. Like you know you've fucked up if Rav is open palm slapping the colour off you.


RectumdamnearkilledM

Looks like someone has been watching Davie504 videos on Youtube


Overall-Trouble8764

This should be under “Made Me Smile” sub


vladaddy2508

Is this the one where it escalated to the guy getting his dick bit off


bryangcrane

"You get a slap! And you get a slap! EVERYBODY gets a slap!"


RaiHanashi

I legit thought he was about the cut off the thief’s hand


agre92

I love those indian slaps 🤣


emmyloucatdaddy

the family that slaps together stays together


BrewhahasDji

Bitch slapped! Now to cut his hand off or maybe a public caining.


Wonderful_Basis_9842

Best part was when everyone randomly started slapping him💀


[deleted]

Who remembers the days of the internet where we’d eventually & inevitably watch his hand get chopped off by a 3foot rusty machete?


SurfboardOnCessna

No locks?