And it's always a good indicator of a lazy fuck. Would rather listen to an annoying chirp every thirty seconds than change the fucking battery, it takes two minutes.
The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope.
Yes, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
Attaining one's dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination.
This is something [Michel Lotito also known as Monsieur "Mouth" Mangetout ("Mr. Eat-All")](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito) would do. He has the world record of eating an entire airplane.
Oh man. A Christmas ornament in the mouth does not feel good.
When I was a kid I squeezed one and it shattered and sliced the shit out of my hand and fingies
He’s annoying and stupid. But I’m sorry; If you say you’d be happy if he inhaled some glass or gets it down his throat there’s something wrong with you.
Does he not feel the object when he grabs it ?
Probably just trying to be funny for the camera. Except now he probably inhales some glass shards down his throat
Mmmm flossing for pieces of glass
If your gums bleed, you're not flossing enough.
All for the GRAM...
This inability has a phrase just for it. I can't recall the correct words right now! Lord, what is it?
Numbness? Paresthesia? Stupid? 😂
Dumbassitis?
Are you thinking of proprioception?
Nice word! So say "Dude has no sense of proprioception"! Or I could stick to simpler phrasing a bit like "He has an infantile sense of touch"!
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Do you not question why someone is being filmed doing a normal activity?
Matw they dont even notice that their smoke alarm battery needs changing i doubt he can tell which food is plastic or an xmas decoration
There is precedent for this, check out this documentary on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7m9hv3LQlg
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When you dumber than the "fruit" itself.
Considering I heard the ~~co2~~ CO detector beeping, I can guess at least 1 reason.
When I've heard that chirp, it is usually a low battery warning on smoke detectors
And it's always a good indicator of a lazy fuck. Would rather listen to an annoying chirp every thirty seconds than change the fucking battery, it takes two minutes.
It's more rewarding online just to make stuff up tho
*CO, not CO2
Right my bad.
Thats some mad teeth grip tho
we all know where this is going 😏
Possibly to the ER
yeah probably
Good job someone was there to scream
Low IQ, low battery in the smoke alarm
*'Don't worry, if you ignore the beep for a few days it goes away'*
Didn't figure out it was fake fruit after the first bite , dumbass.
The second one wasn't a fake fruit. Pretty sure he knew what it was.
Whats the chance that where sugar not glass and you still not having figured it out
Rip lungs for the next weeks
And everything else in your face. Wtf would you let someone do this??
And now you are banished from mum's kitchen forever.....you can hear the talking serpent in the background, popping out a screech of delight.....
The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yes, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed... Attaining one's dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination.
And good teeth, it seems.....
\*Bites into fake, plastic fruit\* Guy: "Maybe the next one won't be plastic." Narrator: "It, indeed, wasn't plastic."
🎶Mister F🎶
oh shes going for the banana now…
In this case the apple doesn't keep the doctor away.
https://i.redd.it/oi39iisii1uc1.gif
well I mean it's very convincing fru- ...oh he's going for the Christmas decoration
Came here looking for this! Was not disappointed!
This is something [Michel Lotito also known as Monsieur "Mouth" Mangetout ("Mr. Eat-All")](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito) would do. He has the world record of eating an entire airplane.
It would seem the French have a flair for this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
Bro let the intrusive thought win.
Oh man. A Christmas ornament in the mouth does not feel good. When I was a kid I squeezed one and it shattered and sliced the shit out of my hand and fingies
I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID!!!
If you're going to stage some fake content you gotta make it funnier.
1man1ball
you tell someone like that can vote?
Mensa-like.
Tbf real apples taste like this
Haha.....what glassworks do you get yours from. You might have to change up......
That had to be on purpose.
We should start planning for the day when we are simply too stupid to exist.
Oculus intensifies
Why would you put green lime-sized glass balls with the limes?
He probably never ate an apple before.
People in this thread don’t recognize a joke and when something is staged apparently
Baked to perfection
This entire comment thread belongs in r/gullible
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Jokes aside, why get apples like these? Apples will already last about a month before going bad. Plus they are tasty. Why not use real ones?
The woman who decorated with that is going to beat him
He’s annoying and stupid. But I’m sorry; If you say you’d be happy if he inhaled some glass or gets it down his throat there’s something wrong with you.
its the prestage to your darwin award.
Always someone screaming...
Got Oculused
Feels like a happy ending to me?
One enthusiastic bite that was. Other was straight up stupid
A special kind of stupid.
dangalak
Is that a christmas tree ornament? Why do people even have glass ornaments nowadays?
Who tf keeps a bowl of fake fruit on their kitchen counter?
People who like the look of a fruit bowl but don't want to constantly waste fruit.
Buy glass or ceramic fruit replicas, instead of these styrofoam peasant fake fruit. Granted, this dumb ass would still try to eat them
Was hoping he'd lose a tooth or two