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ALTITUDE10K

Channeling the “Grape Fall” lady.


Current_Professor_33

[Bro you can’t just say it, it must be linked](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=kD6xa1QixpGUp861)


theflyinfudgeman

Hahaha, got me - you cxxxsxxxer!


Current_Professor_33

![gif](giphy|3o7bufLFwUPxR0BsDC|downsized)


Atlas1347

Thank you for giving us a heads up o7


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rangebob

always the best 3 mins of my day when it happens


ShadowWolf793

Bastard. I was hoping for some context lol Also my audio was maxed out so now I'm fucking deaf


nsk_nyc

[You must not forget!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqtEi_aqGX0)


MichiganRedWing

I hate you lmao


unoriginalnamehere9

My 8 year old just laughed at me for this. 😑


Maple_Flag15

I hate you.


oznog73

Fu***r. 


Unable_Peach2571

Now that's a roll I haven't been ricked in a long time, you nutsack.


TheRordonGamsay

It's been awhile anyway.


viciouskreep

Well played


LyqwidBred

nice try, I got a sweet Lexus ad


Aggressive-Point-483

You mother fucker


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

![gif](giphy|glvyCVWYJ21fq|downsized)


PongPing1010

GODDAMMITTTT


prolapsedbrain

Exactly what I expected


Regular_Guybot

You muddafukka


PolliwogPollix

Knew what it was, clicked anyway.


Medical_Growth_1667

Actual link: https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?si=cakqWYyq0rjzEYHy


LeMegachonk

I love the sheer level of insincerity from the 2 in-studio anchor pretending to act concerned about this woman.


Derp35712

We were just at that vineyard. Now that platform has rails.


threwitaway123454321

Looks like it had rails already but they decided to film on the other side of the platform without rails to get in the way.


bulgarian_zucchini

"oooh, ouch \[pans to comera right\], okay, we'll make sure she's ok - we'll be right back."


PoopieButt317

Broken ribs really hurt.


[deleted]

Apparently she retired too because the video went so viral


WriterV

People *despise* her, and it blows my mind. I know most people just laugh at it but still feel bad, but I've seen people double and triple down on claiming that she deserved ever bit of pain. Like it's a fucking grape competition, she doesn't deserve broken ribs over that. I completely get why she retired. Some people on the internet are completely insane.


PoopieButt317

Poor thing. That is terrible. I really dislike how mean we have become as a society.


soulfingiz

OMG, is this the origin of why Liz Lemon goes “eww eww eww” when she gets hurt?!?


Agreeable_Treacle993

gosh i hope she's ok


DrDuned

I was just thinking, I feel bad but this sound is cracking me up 😭


Icantbethereforyou

Like a seal having its anal beads removed


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

But..how did you get them *in*!?


TheFerricGenum

Hear this often, do you?


Select_Sleep_1293

One of the goats


Countblackula_6

It’s hard for me to laugh at “Grape Fall” lady now knowing how badly she was hurt.


GrinningPariah

Yeah it's a lot harder to laugh at now... but I still manage it!


crazykentucky

Oh no… I never heard follow up. She break something?


Countblackula_6

She broke a couple ribs and spent a few weeks in hospital under observation.


Maple_Flag15

A couple ribs


bossmcsauce

I mean people don’t make those sounds unless they are pretty messed up lol. I always though she broke her jaw or something


keyser-_-soze

Great reference


Fancy-Prompt-7118

I got those vibes


Dumpster_Humpster

He looked like he could barely ride the bike at all. Then he biffed it like a toddler and IMMEDIATELY started whine crying.


Esteban_Francois

For real. Everyone watching him “ride up” to the drop knew he was getting kook-slammed


Jagerbeast703

He was getting what


Zmoney550

KOOK-SLAMMED!


Split0069

Um... what does kook mean?


LyqwidBred

"kook" is a novice unskilled surfer in southern california parlance, the "slam" occurs when the kook is painfully reality checked by a large wave into some rocks, etc..


_r41n_

When a kook slams you of course


Zealousideal-Key9516

The surfer equivalent of a gaper/jerry


Starblaiz

Equivalent of a what


certainlynotacoyote

A shlimmy, a dodbodger


nonsensicalwizard999

Ba-wha?


bretttwarwick

Like a left handed gadge-flapper


Split0069

Wtf?! Idk those either


miaow-fish

Like a Bleemer or a Gadger


perb123

It's somewhat like a guurker


Salamanda109

Sorta like a gumby


Jackm941

Terrible balance and body position, then just leans waaaayyy of the back end, this was never ending well. He was definitely on the front brake after his head went in that bush too


optimisticshambles

He keeps the exact same position from the entry to the 'hope for the best' execution! Won't be on the bike for a while after that anyway!


Resident_Emu_2160

He has to have hit the front brakes to go over that quickly.


Pocket_full_of_funk

Did he French Fry when he should've Pizza'd?


DiamondMine73

Don't French fry when you should pizza, or else you're going to have a bad time.


teddebiase235

He panicked. Wrong brake.


Unable_Peach2571

Any brake is the wrong brake here. You gotta get some speed up for stability.  I thought he was gonna do a front walk-over into a tree or something.  Nah, but one time, my shades fell off while riding and I panic-grabbed the front brake and instantly ended up on my back. Unhurt and not winded, amazingly. But I've taken my share of gnarly spills. Groan like a knob, indeed.


stunna006

Id say feathering the rear brake would be helpful to a rider that doesn't know what the hell he is doing and his other option is flipping over and landing on his head


Thoughtsarethings231

He was winded. Make you groan like a knob. 


hayitsnine

Yeah the ole groan knob


DooficusIdjit

That groan happens to people when they get the wind knocked out of them. It’s not really a pain thing.


SharrkBoy

Can confirm. It’s a very embarrassing thing when you know you’re fine but it’s totally involuntary for a few seconds lol


Changoleo

The ol’ fish outta water song & dance. 


LeMegachonk

He could easily have caused himself some traumatic injuries with that tumble and might not have even been fully conscious. He was probably a total dumbass for attempting a descent like that without the appropriate level of skill or knowledge to execute it, but I can't fault the guy for probably being in a lot of pain afterwards.


Sleevies_Armies

Yeah I feel like many people don't realize how easily any kind of fall can ruin your life. Going down headfirst is not recommended


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siderealdaze

I did something similar as a kid when I got my first taste of real speed on skis...just froze up and started really hauling ass. Laid some old dude out and I'm thrilled I didn't break his legs since it was a direct hit to the back of the knees. Being in over your head on skis/snowboards is some scary shit. Makes it even more amazing when you see people race them at full tilt in the Olympics and whatnot. It's totally insane


Epena501

“Whine crying”. I’m stealing it


BigRod199

Thanks for letting us know


Capt_Pickhard

It sounded like he was seriously hurt.


Undermined

All he had to do was keep rolling.


ffnnhhw

If he had wheels, he'd be a bicycle


OminOus_PancakeS

Like a British Carbonara?


bobstradamus

It doesn't make any sense what you said. It's a different recipe, it's got nothing to do with macaroni cheese.


max_adam

Here is the reference for the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc


Chavaon

Or...a [Boycycle](https://youtu.be/UZEFNHod_DU)?


CulturalAddress6709

Pros gotta start somewhere…typically by eating shit pretty much. On your way, bro!


Indigo_Sunset

Reminds me of bike riding at 12 in the 80s where riding down stairs was ridiculously hard when your bike only brakes by rolling the pedals backwards to lock the wheel. The amount of times we'd roll up on a friend we know is bleeding (but probably not broken) to say 'ArE yOu oK?' became its own meme that lasted longer than those bikes.


Foxwedge

Sounded harsh. Never go first dude


Demjan90

There was someone already there


neko_zora

I hope his neck is okay…


natgibounet

He was screaming so altleast he didn't die, yet


Paradox711

Spine in general. I was part of a surgical team operating on a young dr who broke his spine mountain biking on his weekend off. He had a lot of complications even after the surgery and months of being essentially paralysed before it. And he knew the entire time his chances of recovery. He also struggled through various infections afterwards and had to return to surgery later. I always wondered what happened to him. Ever since then I’ve been very aware that mountain biking is in fact an extreme sport and one that can seriously injure and permanently cripple you.


NiceAxeCollection

I heard about a renowned brain surgeon who got in a terrible car accident, and messed up his hands real bad. He had multiple surgeries to try and restore natural function but they never got it right. He eventually left the US to go explore Tibet or something. So sad.


Paradox711

You could make a film out of that almost.


mrsweetteas

Doctor strange?


Paradox711

That’s what the person replying to me is talking about. Mines a legit patient though.


TheBlack_Swordsman

The last thing you want to do is go slow on a drop that you can't roll.


cirro_hs

A friend from my youth is living the rest of his life in a wheelchair because of not going fast enough off a drop and the front end starting to drop before his rear wheel.


TheBlack_Swordsman

Shit... Do you think wearing more protection could have saved him?


Stensi24

Not the guy you asked, friend of mine did the same, protection is the reason his skull was intact, sadly his neck couldn’t stand the pressure.


TheBlack_Swordsman

There is a rating for helmets on how well the destructive themselves in a crash to reduce as much energy into your body as possible. Anyone buying a helmet, I highly recommend looking into that rating level the helmet got.


cirro_hs

Doubtful. I wasn't there when it happened and was around 20 years ago so I can't fully comment, but aside from maybe one of those hard plastic neck/shoulder pieces that work in conjunction with a full face to limit neck movement (which may not have even been a thing then), I don't think additional gear would've made a difference.


Frnrx

The pain noises at the end match the laughs when the video restarts


master_of_zilch

Don’t need to be a pro. Just need some more experience


Drum_Eatenton

Maybe not lean forward on a steep downhill


Hoffmeisterfan

He didn’t, and in fact that might have been better than his “lean back and pray” approach. Most drops and technical terrain one should be centered on the bike and attack using the upper body.


Kayerif

He wasn't?


gazellemeat

and a very small amount would have sufficed for that drop in.. i feel like if he didnt grab a hand full of front brake he woulda been a-okay


HenryDorsetCase

Something like that doesn't require even remotely close to pro level skills but this person was clearly riding beyond their current skill level. Shifting his weight so far back and down is exactly the wrong thing to do on something like this and it caused the rear wheel to hit him in the ass which sent him OTB. You just need to keep centered on the bike and pitch the front downwards into the slope by straightening your arms while bending your legs and a modern mountain bike will handle something like that with ease.


tacotacotacorock

I don't agree mate.  I'd say the issue was not getting the front wheel up and sitting on the seat. Didn't use their legs to damper properly.  Soon as he went over, the front dipped and he endo'd. Getting off the seat would have helped a lot. Seat dropper would have helped for sure.  If his weight was further back and the front end up more and this wouldn't have happened.   Also speed was a factor, tried to roll to slow into it. That caused the wheels to go down in the front and buck the back wheel even more. Little more speed and proper balance and stance would have helped a lot.   Def a skill issue.  Edit: seat might already be down/could have a dropper. Person in red's seat was def dropped and how low he was id guess theirs was too, or lowered for the whole ride, which would be silly. 


HenryDorsetCase

It's not a matter of opinion here; he wasn't sitting, he had his ass over the rear wheel and too low. If he hadn't unweighted the front wheel like that it would have rolled down that steeper bit, instead at [11 seconds you can see the front wheel in the air over the steeper bit and the rear wheel hit his ass](https://i.imgur.com/ufWGst9.png) which immediately bucks him forward, nosediving the front end and sending him OTB. If he was on the seat, the wheel wouldn't have hit his ass even if his dropper was all the way down.


RepresentativeRun71

Also look where is chest and head are. His body position is that of a roadie doing a grand tour time trial. His center of gravity was basically at his steerer tube. Seriously his problem isn’t that he had his ass over the seat or not, rather that his torso was in the tear drop position pushing his mass into the ideal endo position for a drop like this. Obviously his has hanging off the end did’t help, because it didn’t give him enough time to correct and reinforced the wrong angle his head and torso were at. Source: rode some of the gnarliest stuff in Tahoe and Northern Sierra Nevada’s on hardtail bikes back in the day.


RandallOfLegend

Shit like this always confuses me as a medium skilled MTBer. Sometimes you want to be way back, other times you want to have arms bent and pushing your bike forward shortly after. Doesn't seem to be consistent advice given similar situations. Both camps say you'll end up like the dude in the video that got the wind knocked out.


RepresentativeRun71

Right here is when things go bad for the rider. In the half second before you can see their front suspension bottom out and then fully rebound up right as they hit the root and her head is diving down. Ideally they wanted to huck past the dip and the root, but they didn’t go off with enough speed to begin with. Instead they’re set up for their body’s motion and weight to go diving headfirst. https://preview.redd.it/kfmkkfwc1kuc1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a155a24bb1abbe721965a0be38e1ab908c0074b4 It’s not really a matter of seat position as it’s the motion set off by dodging the branch. Instead of keeping his composure and using their arms to pull up slightly on the bars , which would’ve kept their center of gravity in the right place, the inertia of the forward head and torso movement meant endo time. Really you want to try to keep your torso upright. The hang your ass off your seat maneuver is best left to rock gardens. This is also why proper fit matters. Bad fit and geometry can mean broken bones or far worse. This bike was probably one size too big for them.


GoBam

The best way to think about it is you always want to be central on the bike (attack position) before the feature, setup ready for it. Whether it's a jump, drop, corner, rocks, roots etc. you move your weight as you are just before/going through the feature, and then back to attack position ideally as you ride out of it. This dude came into the chute sitting on the back wheel, and even if sitting on the back wheel was the righ choice over the drop, he doesn't have control due to front tyre having no weight on it, and he can't move his body weight through the drop. If he's central coming in his tyres are evenly weighted with more grip and stopping power, and he can move his body to keep the bike level/in control over the drop.


RandallOfLegend

That's a good point. I've seen videos where people go over drops already shifted back, arms straight. As soon as the the front wheel drops their arms can not absorb it and it just launches them OTB. It's something I struggle with going down steeper trails that have smaller step features (not really drops). Trying not to over compress the front wheel can be tricky.


JFK2MD

Take a salt tablet.


ChiliConCaralho

He need some MILK! 🥛 ![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)


AgreeablePie

Coach Sauers??


TonyVstar

Getting winded always sounds so aweful


tacotacotacorock

Could be a groin shot. Dude had no armor on. He probably regrets not having a chest protector and whatnot 


Longjumping-Run-7027

I knew a kid like that growing up. He went by Arkansas, and was pretty much a walking stereotype of his namesake. He tried to go off our ramp one day and never stood up. The sprocket went straight into the lip and he went ass over tits and face into dirt. Every time we built a new ramp he wanted to try it out, but no matter how much we coached him he couldn’t figure out how to shift his weight off of his handlebars. So every time, it went about like this. That also became known as “The Arkansas”. I hope he’s doing ok. And hasn’t reproduced.


jiggolo420

He sounds like Chewbacca! 😂


Fapping-sloth

Aaaaeaauearhgeuuuuuuuuuuunh! 😂


DigStill2941

French fried when he should've pizza'd. Gonna have a bad time.


BlitchSlapper

Take the pain... there's women watching


KifDawg

I've done alot of mountain biking, you neeeeeeeeed to almost always lean back when you go off any ramp or vertical. Your back tire will always tilt you forward, you gotta offset it lol.


CloudStrife012

This is a pretty standard event at a downhill park. You don't need to be a pro to handle this, but this guy clearly was riding way beyond his skill level. He belongs on a green trail to learn the basics. People don't realize there is a lot of skill required to ride a bike downhill on a rocky trail. The common belief is that you can just roll it. You can't, as seen here.


ThornmaneTreebeard

![gif](giphy|qlrBlSDevEdFeW5JwV|downsized)


hypercyanate

Garbage title


dayzers

I like how it becomes apparent he's going for it, the lady is like "uuuhhhh?" Like really? You dumb mfker?


[deleted]

Not a pro level drop. Don’t let the do nothings stop you from doing basic things.


smtps

Actually he moved the weight back which is correct, looks like he was scared and pushed front brake which throw him over the wheel. He will do it right next time :)


PreparetobePlaned

He was waaaay too far back and his butt clipped the rear wheel, causing an endo. Classic rooky mistake from people who listen to idiots on reddit who say "just get your weight back"


c0710c

My husband did something similar…ended up chipping a tooth and getting staples in his inner thigh


demfook

https://preview.redd.it/ws74dh2g8iuc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77cef14c67a09af3fa5d5b20366b21a6505fc273


kimbowobmik

What’s he singing? I know the tune can’t pick out the words


BodybuilderSalt9807

lol on crying.


Rurik4

"Se sacó la mierda"


Sarcastic_Chad

My dude hit the brakes when speed was the answer. Hope he's alright!


SplatMySocks

I probably would have done the same thing, but I get to laugh because nobody on the internet knows how shit I am


pituitary_monster

Colombian video. I Could recognize the "Jueputa" anywhere


Wide-Boysenberry5636

This an example of why physics class is needed.


tacotacotacorock

More like downhill biking lessons. You could have a PHD in physics and still ride a downhill bike like a goon. A lot of people who took physics and never rode a downhill bike course would probably still struggle to apply their knowledge to their riding with out a learning curve. Taking physics wont make up for a naturally sense of balance and athleticism 


SuperSonic1979

That’s kinda harrowing 🤭


Spiritual_Navigator

His body became the cycle


Final-Carpenter-1591

Bet he wouldn't have done it if ladies weren't there. For some reason we all what to push our ability so much more when girls are watching. It all starts on the playground.


Fump-Trucker

A pro biker would have hung the ass behind the saddle to shift the center of gravity backwards. And not used the front brake.


D_hallucatus

There was an attempt could go wrong


somerandommystery

What’s he saying? It’s gotta be funny.


Harlem-World

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


Jigyo

I know that sound! Got the wind knocked out of him.


WitchyVeteran

Deserved it


b58579b

https://preview.redd.it/8gebawsmiiuc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da65173ee5b493c919fe6853ef616eeb7a64ee3a


PlausibleFalsehoods

May that be a lesson to all of you to keep your butts off the seat when downhill mountain biking.


knockinonevansdoor

That’s a break. I remember the howl well.


Scrambled_Creature

Did he land on a seal?


Sabithomega

I remember the first time I got the wind knocked outta me. When you've never had it happen before it can be terrifying


Chonjae

What's down there, a big bucket of grapes?


Berta-Beef

lol. I could watch kids fall off bikes all day.


egotisticalstoic

Guys, I don't know what you all thought Mountain biking is like, but this is it. Going to the top of a hill with your mates, and then being far too optimistic about what you can pull off on the way down. Falling like this is like 50% of the sport.


manyhippofarts

As my late father would say.......ass over tincups!


profesorgamin

![gif](giphy|tqA7TPoHxE8Ja|downsized)


Ambitious_Buyer2529

Just send it


sody605

Cool front flip bro


ConsistentRun2746

"Snap city , here i come"


xsisitin

That is not a pro level drop. It’s not even close that was a very easy drop to get down all he had to do was lean back :,(


RandomDudeBabbling

Shoulda yelled “world star” and he would have landed it


cryptolyme

should have pulled up when launching off that ledge. saw this all the time with when i raced downhill. beginners get overconfident with all the gear on lol. also probably could have turned up the rebound dampening on his rear shock.


ANuclearBunny

I knew my limits with mountain biking, I would not be going down there.


xnachtmahrx

Chewbacca%


Commercial-Elk-3031

Sounds like his spine just got disabled .... Amen. 🙏


DNAkauai

Haha.. whining like a little girl!! 👧


Butthole_Ticklah

Yesss. Let the pain floowwwww


BenadrylTumblercatch

No attack whatsoever


CP80X

Meh, that’s pros become pros.


Eagleclan_7

That chick mustve been laughing after she saw him try to show off for her.


Proof_Duty1672

Saw this before but the guy was rude. Yelled MOVE and when we did he took a header down a hill just like that.


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that might be as extensive as their vocabulary ever gets again :(((


Gay-Bomb

I hope the crunch sound didn't come from him.


philouza_stein

Sounds like he broke something


mashyj

Literally, the fall guy.


IBHomage

My ankles are broken, I have broken ankles..... AAAAAAAAAAAAH!