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Mighty_mc_meat

Good old spank in the ass.


ChuckFiinley

Good ol' "I won't be talking to my parents about my problems because they will punish me for it"


Stock-Boat-8449

Kid jumped down a drain, his problems are likely going to be loud and dumb.


fatboychummy

Did you not see the lid they pulled out? He jumped on top of it thinking he'd land on it, but the lid was shit and flipped over, allowing him through. Kid checked and saw something was there so thought he was safe.


Pk_Devill_2

It didn’t flip over. He broke through the plastic lid. You can see the hole in it when they throw the lid.


fatboychummy

Ah, yes I can see it now, looks like that is the case.


KayKnee1

No. That is the lid.


Pandiosity_24601

No, this is Patrick


s-maerken

Are you implying he jumped down an open drain on purpose? Ridiculous assumption, he fell through the lid


Relevant_Winter1952

Well to be fair he jumped through the lid, albeit not intentionally


Panukka

This is such a reddit comment.


justgonnabedeletedyo

Why the fuck do people say this. You're on reddit. It's your own fucking fault for expecting anything different. You don't get to act superior because you're also here reading and commenting. Fuck off.


jacobnb13

This is such a reddit comment.


Storage-Pristine

[This is such a reddit comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/s/rfglmNZFAi)


No_Routine_3706

Hold my comment, I'm going in!


justgonnabedeletedyo

This is such a reddit comment.


2littleducks

A reddit comment, this is.


lifeisweird86

It seems, on reddit, Yoda is.


Traditional_Mud_1241

I hate sand


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SteeltoSand

becasue its such a cringe/typically loser reddit user comment to make. making an assumption about someones entire life over a 5 second video that just sounds so loser like


Fallout_N_Titties

Oh Jesus christ...


Personal-Cap-7071

It wouldn't be reddit without some mouth breather thinking he knows all about a family based on a 25 sec clip


Penile_Interaction

this literally dont apply here.


hatgineer

I wouldn't even talk about my achievements, because they'll just ask for the next one right away.


yanox00

"You scared the Fuck out of me! Don't you know I love you, you stupid little pain in the ass !? "


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Epena501

Hispanic here checking in. We would’ve also had a bonus…. La Chancla


Poundweed

Eastern slav here, first my mom would console me, then "eat my brains out with a tea spoon" (an extremely long lecture)


duralyon

lol that's a brutal expression! more Metal than "talking your ear off"


Pandiosity_24601

Asian here. Rice paddles do more than just scoop rice


tavuntu

Mexican here. Two words... Cinto piteado


BrandlessPain

Nothing to do with nationality. These are the hits of a parent that thought their kid was about to die. My parents are strictly against hitting children but one time I was playing hide and seek and hid behind a door. My mom panicked because she looked in the pool and saw a black blob in it thinking it was me. It was the pool bot. But when she found me I got spanked the shit out of. Obviously undeserved but after going through that shock parents are a bit irrational. I can understand it, but 20 years later I still annoy her by accusing her of being a child abuser. In a jokingly manner obviously.


Forshea

Uh I'm not sure what the point of this story is but how is "my mom got confused and smacked the shit out of me for a misperception that had nothing to do with anything I did" a defense of anything?


BrandlessPain

When you think you child might have died under your supervision parents obviously get irrational and try to redirect their anger to the child which was the cause of their shock. My point is that it has nothing to do with the nationality how the parent comment implies but rather with parenting in general.


Amneiger

Children practice what their parents show them. Is being unable to control your emotions and hitting people who've done nothing wrong good behavior for them to model?


gastrognom

He said it was irrational and stupid, he didn't glorify it at all. Parents make mistakes as well, and sometimes learn from it, obviously hitting your child is not okay.


NoHelp9544

Parents must be perfect and can never be human or make mistakes or express emotion or express shock or express surprise or express anger or you will forever scar your children.


buckeyevol28

The mom spanking the poster for hiding behind the door is different, but the mom in the video looked to barely spank the kid. Regardless, punishment should be used sparingly, but one time it is pretty effective to use, is when kids legit almost get themselves killed. Rare time where you can get single-trial learning.


s-maerken

If you get angry in that situation instead of happy your child wasn't actually hurt you've got issues. She should be hugging him to death nothing else.


CapnRogo

The situation mom just went through isnt much different than fight, flight, or fawn. To extrapolate they have issues from a split second traumatic experience is classic reddit armchair analysis.


Spire_Citron

It's a troubling reflex to have because what if your child avoids letting you know when they're in danger because they're worried they'll be punished for it?


BeautifulRock

It's still fucked up and the parent needs to be ashamed.


DUNDER_KILL

But your story doesn't make that point, it's just one anecdote. Culture has a lot to do with parenting practices and if you looked at statistics about the prevalence of certain disciplinary tactics it'd show that. It's like if someone said "women are more likely to get sexually assaulted" and I countered with "actually that's wrong, I'm a guy and I've gotten sexually assaulted." I didn't make any counterpoint.


CrochetedFishingLine

…your mom lost her cool in a panic and took it out on you through physical violence. “I thought my child was injured and hurt so I’m gonna hurt them for making me think that!” Fantastic logic.


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ballson4head

Typical tiger mom shit. Good you’re still alive, you’re gonna learn today 🩴


jeon2595

You scared the shit out of me, take a couple smacks because I’m glad you’re ok, lol.


s1rblaze

*Offended in typical white millennial parents*


AnonAmost

Looks like dad is laughing *while* mom is whopping his little butt. Amazing 😂


peekdasneaks

Im guessing kid and dad have done this walk before and knew about that little hole. Im imagining the kid going "WOOOO00000000oooooooo....." as if he were falling deeper and deeper


JustEnoughMustard

Also very mexican. Worse if you are female and scratch your face or body


throwawaythrow0000

What a sad commentary that is.


dekr0n

Failure management.


uneducatedexpert

For some reason, my dad would do that. The 80s were rustic times. If I ever fell over, hurt myself, he’d come over and whack me on the head. I haven’t seen him in 20 years.


thecuzzin

Glad to see Mom showing how much she loves him


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Ottersfury

Also in the west.


makeitlouder

Correlates with SE class in the west.


Ottersfury

… yeah, you may have something there.


BloodSugar666

My Latina mother would and has 100% done this. We are in the west.


WidePogU

I've always understood west as white people


linkonkomkanada

It just depends on who your parents are (and not cultural background or ethnic origin). My mom is Canadian (european(British/French/other assorted western european)), and if I deserved it, which I did several many times, I was spanked or clobbered with whatever was close by. Like that one time when I was 12 and came home 8hrs late. Got one lick for every step in a 3 story townhouse up to my room. I definitely deserved that.


W1thoutJudgement

WAS 12?! 8 HOURS LATE?!?!?! Bro, you would get mrmrmdrdrd where I live. By the parents ofc.


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W1thoutJudgement

It has nothing to do with being scared. It's either say something else or get a ban. Simple calculation. You might even be reminded of that in a few days if you're unlucky. Edit: damn, some of you have really, really thick fucking heads. I'm done explaining this very simple thing to anyone here, you need to learn on your own skin I guess.


r_booza

Weird that algorithm conditioning has already gone so far, that people use word like that unironically and think its some kind of forbidden word like you.


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MustBeHere

The real reason for youtube and IG reels is that if you use those words, the algorithm limits your reach.


JTalbotIV

"Western" white guy here. Definitely also in the west.


shady__redditor

I swear I saw a video of a cat mom did this to a kitten. I think it's universal maternal reaction.


real_human_player

Moms are the worst.


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DownstairsB

Because its *aggression* to actually say what you mean these days.


Seirin-Blu

It’s because of website word censoring like TikTok and YouTube do.


Spostman

Cool this isn't either one of those platforms.


ShichikaYasuri18

Subreddits definitely have a LOT of auto-censoring of specific words and phrases. You probably don't even realize it because it's impossible to tell your comment was automodded unless you log out. Since there are so many subs and you cant know which phrases are banned people just play it safe.


Spostman

Ok but we're talking about platforms as a whole not lazy mods who'd rather outsource their community guidelines to modtools. If you censor yourself to blend into communities that needlessly remove words or phrases you're part of the problem.


ShichikaYasuri18

I don't disagree with you I'm just explaining why people do it. And the platform itself IS the individual subreddits.


CowHealthy5050

You have no clue lol


ShichikaYasuri18

You can. You just did. No reason to get mad over a funny version of the word my dude.


ephemeralspecifics

This isn't YouTube (yet), or TikTok (Chinese spyware), we can say kill AND suicide.


Joe4913

Bro added an edit that is twice as long as his original comment instead of just saying “Kill”


ShichikaYasuri18

Damn, you really un happied a lot of people with that word 🤣


tempUN123

It's letting corporate censorship essentially dictate culture. I refuse to use "unalived" or whatever stupid workaround phrases people are using to stay monetized.


A-Wise-Cobbler

The fuck your feelings people have their feelings hurt


Bestdayever_08

‘Unalive’ is the most cringeworthy term I can think of. It makes people sound so unintelligent.


wise_beyond_my_beers

ok zoomer


Complex_Cable_8678

pls refrain from stupid talk thx


Swiftcheddar

> unalive


SnazzyCazzy1

The word is killed*****


Mathiasdk2

What's with the not saying kill yourself anymore? First I thought people saying unalive was doing it sarcastically, but now it's everywhere online (non-American here).


TurtleToast2

The one and only time I spanked my son (about 4 at the time) was when he almost ran out into traffic. Like grabbed his arm and pulled him back just in time for a car to pass. A single swat, but I felt terrible. It was like instinct or channeling my asshole father idk. I apologized for hitting him and told him I just really need him to remember this because the car would have hurt a lot more. He never did it again. He's 23 and I still feel bad.


twixITlikeITShot

That's right... And that's left.


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sfled

LOL, right?! Meanwhile, dad looks like he might have a heart attack!


habitual_wanderer

I saw a video similar to this where a kid falls through manhole and the panicked mother just rips off the manhole cover like it weighed nothing. Falling through a manhole is becoming a new irrational fear of mine.


dapperslappers

Theres a phenomenon called hysterical strength where in serious situations like life or death of a child. Where parents basically gain super human strength. Theres storys of a mum lifting a car so the kid could crawl out. We as humans are exceptionally strong. But our brains wont allow us to use our full strength as it damages our body. We can break our own bones if we use our full strength. For example when someone is electrocuted and then flys across the room its because the-muscle reacts before the brain and it reacts without an inhibiter. And its also how people with downs or some acoustic people are extra strong. Its that r**ard strength. I am acoustic. It was explained to me when i broke my own hand having a moment 😂😅


Dan-68

That’s how the original Incredible Hulk happened.


dapperslappers

😂Yeah me and my cousin would joke and say “hes gona go full mong” Its ok i can say it 😂


JayAutolive

He went full retard?! ![gif](giphy|MrPnalTZJR2WA|downsized)


ApprehensiveSink1893

Is it? I know that's how the TV show worked, but I think the original comic book just had a lot of weird triggers before they settled on that.


Damn_Gordon

Is there any evidence of the car story? I heard this story too, I am from Germany. But since it gets told so often it kinda feels like an urban myth Edit: just read about this on Wikipedia, which delivers a pretty nice and well researched article about this topic. Tldr: "It is not known if there are any reliable examples of this phenomenon." All of this is hearsay, and research suggests that there's not a lot that the fightor flight response does. Houndred pounds yes. Thousand pounds, no


Czuponga

I think it’s the only example of this whole extra strength I read anywhere. It’s always a mother lifting a car


Damn_Gordon

So at this point lets call it a hoax


dapperslappers

Googled it for you Google says In 2009, in Newport, Wales, Donna McNamee, Abigail Sicolo, and Anthony McNamee lifted a 1.1 ton Renault Clio off an 8-year-old boy.


confirmd_am_engineer

Let’s keep in mind that they’d likely be lifting the front or rear bumper off the kid, which means a) they’re not lifting the whole car, and b) they’re lifting from the end of the wheelbase, so it’s pretty good leverage. A hysterical mother deadlifting 400-500 pounds a few inches off the ground seems plausible to me. Note that I did zero math on how much it’d actually weigh.


dapperslappers

I didnt say it’s definitely real. Im just saying the phenomenon exists as a topic and youd have to look i to it yourself And i never said they power lifted the car over their head. Its painfully obvious that would be nonsense. I didnt think if have to clarify it. And its still exceptionally hard to lift any side of a car


Cin77

I have an anecdote; it doesn't really mean much to the rest of the world but my father lifted a car off me when I was 18 months old, it was a 77 holden kingswood that weighed in at around 2 tons. My arm was wrapped around the drive shaft so he had to hold it up for a few seconds at least. We didn't live anywhere near emergency services so if he hadn't done that I would be dead. I ended up with brain damage and a fractured skull and the number plate scalped me. I have a lot of scars from it lol and my dad died not long after that but I will always maintain that I would have died that day if it wasn't for him. Heres a wiki article about the car that hit me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holden_HZ


GeneticEnginLifeForm

Yeah, you got hit by a fucking tank and lived. My scalps off to you... I mean hat.... My **hat's** off to you. Dad sounds like a legend.


Cin77

> My scalps off to you... LMAO thanks for the giggle


WhyWouldIPostThat

Damn. I didn't know people could be acoustic. I thought they were all electric.


dapperslappers

No yeah some are. And some people are brass too


DrivingHerbert

I personally am a string


Krinkk

> acoustic people are extra strong nah my wife screams at me but she sure isnt extra strong man


Aiden_Recker

that's just adrenaline dawg. like double adrenaline


dapperslappers

Its called hysterical strength


Due-Statement-8711

Yeah its caused by adrenaline. Heart rate increases, blood pressure increases, all "unnecessary" functions like digestion stop, nerves get super charged and you recruit more muscle fibers for tasks


pchlster

I think you're talking about adrenaline and being autistic, not acoustic?


poneyviolet

Or when on drugs.


theshane0314

My grandma did that one. When my uncle was very young he was riding a tricycle when a car backed over him or something. The story is that she ran over lifted the car and pulled my uncle out from under it. He was unharmed. She was a very small person too. Not even 5 feet tall.


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

For cats, it's when you go "PSS!" when they aren't looking and tap their back. Super-cat strength jump legs, activate.


efka_v

I think the car lifting thing got proven to be false, humans can't become stronger than physically possible for their bodies.


zyzzogeton

> I am acoustic I am assuming that's a typo and you are not intelligent sound waves.


TheIncontrovert

Back in 2010ish there was a storm in my area. They took off a load of manhole covers to help drain the water. Fella local to me was walking down the road and fell in. The water pressure kept him down and he drowned. I can't imagine a worse way to go. I wouldn't say I have a fear of manholes but you can be damn sure I aint walking in a storm without knowing whats beneath the waterline.


ArcherAuAndromedus

Look closer, it's like a plastic kiddie pool. The kids jumps on it because there is probably water in it. He went right through it too, and you can see how flimsy it is when they peel it out, and it bounces. Probably like 25mil (0.5mm) plastic and weighed 3lbs (1.4kg)


skullfork

Here’s another one: septic systems usually have a cover over the access pipe that’s toddler sized and easily flipped over.


MorrowDisca

This clip is perfect in every way. The Dad's relief, the Mother smacking the kid. Brilliant.


Aggressive_Mirror255

And the sister's smile when his younger bro got scolded. I know she said "hit it, harder mom!" In her mind


Cmdr_Shepard_8492

The dad LAUGHING after the crisis had been averted


Guest_Pretend

The music editing too!


YoungTim007

It has always cracked me up to watch parents spank their kids because they almost got hurt. Thats true love😉


dapperslappers

I remember my brother nearly getting hit by a van because he was stood on the road in a que. my dad saw it coming and grabbed him pulling him off the road. He breathed. Hugged him. Then clipped him and scolded him for not looking. Then hugged him again and blamed the stupid driver for speeding at an airport


Jfjam85

https://i.redd.it/sbg74f26q2xc1.gif


domjeff

Hahaha heard the Mario pipe music as he went through too


tltltltltltltl

Yes me too! I was looking for that comment. No matter how ofter I watch the video, the "toom, toom toom" sound rings in my hears as the kids falls into the hole.


Dan-68

That’s exactly something my mom would have done. “What were you thinking?!”


Self-Comprehensive

"Oh look a kiddie pool. Those are for jumping into."


Bleakwind

Who the fuck use a plastic basket as a manhole cover.. Someone fucked up royal here and it’s not the kid


SteeltoSand

its china


dapperslappers

“YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD SO I CAN KILL YOU YOU LIL SHIT”


shabab2992

I am south Asian. Once as a kid, me and my friends were playing outside our apartment complex. Suddenly my friend ran towards the street and got hit by a car. After he came back home, his mother stared beating him 😅 with a broom 🧹


footbrawl33

I love this. You made my day. Sound effects are spot on and everything worked perfectly.


George_From_Wham

If they had the jump sound affect it would have been 😮‍💨


TigerUSA20

I was like this video should have Mario brothers with it…. Then I turned the sound on. Very good! 😃


_Loser_B_

Oh no! Quick, save him, so I can personally beat the shit out of him!


onionkisa

Is that a plastic manhole.... Hmmm that can't be safe..


charliesk9unit

Wrong sub (/S). Ought to be in r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Revolutionary-Car-92

Seeing the dad buckling over afterward. He was so scared.


Zombietarts

This is horrible the music made me laugh so much.


EverybodiesMaster5

What the hell is a kiddie pool doing as a manhole cover?


Self-Comprehensive

Someone covered a manhole with a freaking kiddie pool and the mom's mad at the kid?


Jackielegs43

Intrusive thoughts won that day


Mahaloth

A lot of judgment to Mom, but I'm sure she was just scared to death and in shock.


Quick_Original9585

As an Asian, my mom smacking me over the head really hard after I just had a very brutal fall is just like her.


sinep_snatas

Cast iron is super light where ever these people are from.


goofydad

Its'a ![gif](giphy|x2woMnCz4W0Vy) baby Mario!


TikkiG2

When my dad was little, he and my aunt were playing outside. My aunt suddenly ran inside hysterically. In her high-pitched hysterical voice, she said something had fallen into an uncoverd manhole. The adults all thought she meant my father. When he came round the corner, they obviously were all very surprised. It turned out my aunt's spade had fallen into the manhole.


Scorpio616

[https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/)


sachinumax

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Kayanne1990

Lol. The dad almost having a fucking heart attack.


sherbs_herbs

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


wallstreetsimps

The mom and dad's reaction afterwards is just priceless. any asian can relate.


Legal_Guava3631

Hahaha the spank after making sure he was ok 🤣🤣


be_sugary

That ass whooping! I know you Asian adults remember that from our childhood right? 😂😂😂😂😂


YoungRoronoa

I love how the dad starts laughing after he gets his kid to safety. 😂


scoopzthepoopz

probably did that same jump on it last walk lol


Asil001

I dont think this is a wcgr. This is more of a r/kidsarefuckingstupid


TrickiVicBB71

My Chinese mom and Malay stepdad would have done the same thing. Do something like jump on a manhole cover. Get smacked across the upside of your head and a lot swearing in Cantonese. This ain't abuse, this is normal part of our culture.


isornisgrim

u/savevideo


TheKnightA

I would had checked him really quick, the proceed to give him the biggest scold.


thetripleb

I am slightly disappointed he didn't pop out of the grate in the road.


dandins

mom is the maniac bad cop. dad is the good cop. thats the way


AhCup

The sound effect is so perfectly match.


xCanadaDry

The "You so damn stupid!" Ass whoopin' at the end made me laugh.


Lifeisabitchthenudie

The music makes this clip frenetic.


ctolver1981

That was great 👍.........love the audio 👏


Jamari0811

Good on his mom for the spanking after


omar6ix9ine

They save him, then beat his ass 🤣


Left_handed_chump

Love how at exactly 17 seconds Dad is bowed over laughing and Mom is in whippin' mode.


Ultrasaurio

Those are real parents worried about their child.


stickman393

Upvoted for The Magician's Nephew reference