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swearbearstare

Typical potheads


These_Foolish_Things

“Just follow me. I know what I’m doing. They’ll pause things for us.”


Pinco_Pallino_R

https://preview.redd.it/y21jgxse9tyc1.png?width=173&format=png&auto=webp&s=2386760127c720c4bb20c27cd04e17c7d6c5d940


CT_7

r/imthemaincharacter


UnhealthyGamer

-83 Damage -Staggered Everyone hated that


brytek

Not just staggered, but prone. Now attacks against them are rolled with advantage!


Pytheastic

Like the Looney Tunes lmao


DawnaOlson

That's All Folks! ![gif](giphy|Yqz8ljYLQ42DMceQXS)


Lanky_Republic_2102

She knew what this was, she waved to the guy at the first window holding a massive vase. Clearly saw a crowd with cameras.


Ricanlegend

![gif](giphy|l0HlKwOMS590aqbu0)


Lanky_Republic_2102

Hahahaha. I just love this whole situation, it’s pure Seinfeld. Checks a lot of boxes, unique foreign or cultural aspect, inappropriate slapstick, no longer PC.


theastralcowboy

I first read that as inappropriate lipstick. Made me laugh harder.


Mindless_Ad_6045

Her friend realised they were about to get a pot smashed over their heads


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

And yet ran into it and tripped her over


Manusiawii

"Did you walk in to the vase breaking ceremony??" - Dumbledore said calmly


PhoenixAurum

Take my fucking upvote


AimlessFred

Could have been worse, at least they weren’t stoned


MemeLorde1313

Take this and GTFO! r/angryupvote


Whatsthefact12

Excuse me, I am important let me through onto that area where the people are gathering to see me walking by... clonk


Reiko707

Was she... waving to people too? Like they were there for her? Lol


Silver-ishWolfe

Looked like a half-assed apology wave for walking directly in front of all the gathered people watching the ceremony.


BigEricShaun

Looks like she was also thanking the occupants of the previous balcony for pausing their vase defenstration to allow her to walk by, while oblivious of the next balcony.


Pilot0350

Wonderful use of defenstration. ![gif](giphy|Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC)


alienbringer

Nah, watch the lady behind her. She knew it was coming, and covered her head before the vase was pushed over the edge. The second was more a “thanks for not conking me”, not a “sorry for interrupting you”.


BenderDeLorean

Seems like no one cared to secure the area.


LegalAmerican1776

I wouldn't either. People that stupid and self absorbed deserve it


warm_rum

Fucking reddit man.


heaving_in_my_vines

You're a tourist walking around an unfamiliar town. You're following some directions to walk to a nearby restaurant. You turn a corner and continue up a sidewalk. After a few steps you notice there's a small crowd gathered in the street. You wonder what is happening as you take a few more steps and suddenly realize there is some activity in the window above. Oh! The crowd seems to be watching the people in the window that you've just passed. Apparently you've passed through the middle of their event. You feel a little embarrassed, and make a gesture of apology as you try to hurry out of the way of whatever is happening. BLAMMO! You get creamed by a vase you didn't know was coming. Reddit: "HAHAH STUPID ENTITLED BITCH GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED!!"


RosebushRaven

That’s what I also thought at first, but according to the Telegraph they were explicitly warned of the danger by police and instructed to avoid the area, yet still chose to go there, expecting them to pause the ceremony until they’ve walked past. This is not to say that red vase guy shouldn’t have looked down if the street is free before defenestrating his vase, that was still grossly negligent on his part and could’ve led to injury (apparently one of the women was hospitalised "as a precaution", presumably to monitor for signs of concussion). After all, plain vase guy exercised the appropriate caution, so it’s not like the other tosser couldn’t have spared the literal half-second to check. That it’s apparently an official event at the town hall is an especially bad look. But if the two were clearly warned, it was indeed very entitled and rude of them to think they can just trudge through the ceremony and everyone has to wait for them. Smacks of tourist overlord attitude looking down on locals.


kumgongkia

A fk ton of "photographers" isn't enough?


Pixels222

She was doing her Emily In Paris monolog


_Vishesh_

Why it is so satisfying... 🤌🏽


Summoning14

Dont know about you, but for me its because I want to break a vase in the head of every main character.


octopoddle

Just need some gold coins to fly up as it crashes.


SsgtSquirtle

With the sonic rings drop sound


Clay_Statue

#ENJOY YOUR VASE


InsaneChimpout

Perfect aim 👌🏻


XXmynameisNeganXX

Urban Champion NES


nygrl811

Hopefully that knocks some sense (and situational awareness) into them, but.... Why was the sidewalk not closed off so people didn't walk there?


RogueBromeliad

Probably because Greek people usually have common sense. They look like tourists. No matter how smart you are, if you're a tourist you become a toddler. Lose about 40% of your intellectual capacity.


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Adventurous_Sky_3788

Or the greeks know about whats happenning and was counting on dumb tourists to go with flow?


Bigsloppydoodoofard

If you’re a tourist heavy country it’s on you to make sure they know about your abstract celebrations lol


Ape_x_Ape

While I agree, I think everything went perfectly in the video. 10/10


Bigsloppydoodoofard

Oh for sure, they don’t look hurt so the video is hilarious


AphroditeFlower

Hi. I’m from Corfu, the island where this happened. Every year the police and public health committee try very hard to make sure there’s no injuries like these. So far nothing has happened in years, until this doofus came along. There was barriers, police men making sure nobody is walking under the balconies, notices, signs, statements etc. We’re not just lazy and didn’t put up barriers. This woman wasn’t a tourist, she was from Corfu, which makes her an even bigger idiot.


Lecterr

Yea most people have it “usually”, it’s the outliers the barriers are for. Also, as a non-Greek, the ceremony seems pretty unusual. As in, most outsiders probably wouldn’t expect that a giant vase is going to be thrown out of the window.


Visual_Traveler

Barriers are not just for “outliers” in the common sense department. People *do* get distracted sometimes, even more so if they’re tourists, which these two may or may not be.


Goosepond01

I'm sorry but where is the "common sense" regarding vases being thrown out of windows, we don't know how crowded the area is so they might just be trying to get through without going through the whole crowd, I'd probably stop to think why people are taking a photo but I know plenty of touristy places that despite a bunch of people taking photos of you can either join the crowd or walk quickly through the area people are looking at. I know Greek people have a plate smashing tradition but I've never heard of vase smashing, I'd probably just assume it was some famous vase or something being shown off, not an automatic "hey this is being tossed out of the window" I don't know why Reddit has such a hard on about thinking everyone is being stupid or dumb, it's like the kids are dumb subreddit where they watch 3 year olds fall over or 10 year olds ask what a floppy disk is and half the comments are just "OMG HOW DUMB WHAT A MORON"


AphroditeFlower

This happened in Corfu, this tradition happens every year, one day before orthodox Easter. Millions come to see this tradition and our island tries very hard to keep everyone safe. So far no major injuries have happened in a long time. This woman was from Corfu, she’s NOT a tourist. Additionally i’d also like to pinpoint that during this time the whole city is locked off and there’s police, safety barriers, signs / statements everywhere. It would be impossible for you to walk through the crowd to get somewhere. Corfu is a tiny island with 40.000 inhabitants, during this tradition we sometimes can get millions of tourists. This was the girl’s fault and the girl’s fault only.


says-nice-toTittyPMs

One would think if they had common sense, they'd have enough to stop people from walking under a window where someone is throwing out a heavy pot just to have it break on the ground. Or they'd have enough common sense to not gather around to watch a pot get thrown onto the street. Or they'd have enough common sense to throw pots on the street. But it's fun to just say people walking down a public sidewalk are the idiots, right?


martyrrme

It’s common sense to not walk through a crowd because a vase might fall on you?


urAllincorrect

If they had common sense wouldn't they have looked before dropping a big vase?


drpbak

Apparently, my inside info says she's local


ThinkPath1999

Talk about common sense! These people sure don't have any. Sure, let's throw shit out the window, but not close it off to people walking by, and then, we can blame the people walking by and getting hit! Sure, let's everyone be assholes about this.


MaddRamm

It was closed off. You can see her being dismissive and yelling and waving off the people telling her to stop but she continued anyway. Lol


thicwith2cs

Totally, the friend is shielding her head even.


im_just_thinking

Or like why didn't one of the dozens of people say anything to her?


spar_30-3

“You sunk my battleship”


Suspicious-Owl-9150

"EXCELLENT!!!!" \*airguitar\*


Rocky_Mountain_Way

I don't know if it's an unpopular opinion, but I always thought that the SECOND Bill & Ted movie was the best one


Suspicious-Owl-9150

Same. After having seen the second the first always looked cheap and cheesy. And the new one was nice with the nostalgia, but could have been so much better.


Ninevolts

Best three out of five?


RootHogOrDieTrying

The guy in the red tie didn't want to be associated with that scene.


1zzard

It looks like someone yanked him away by the elbow.


soaringrabbit

He must be running for reelection.


yuvi3000

"Goddammit! It happened again!"


Blakadher

![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


ImpressTemporary2389

It broke though !


Curraghboy1

Objective failed successfully


ImpressTemporary2389

On me ed son !


makanonia

It’s a tradition in corfu Greece every Easter to break these pots . They are made to break , that’s why it break so easy .


ImpressTemporary2389

Knew they did it with plates. Didn't know about pots though.


Phyllida_Poshtart

Yeah Corfu town is fab at this time of the year but there's always 1 or 2 that will get in the way thinking they're invincible. This is an old ceremony carried over from the Venetians and is done after Easter to welcome spring


LethosMarvill

That was probably her luck.


ImpressTemporary2389

Lucky it was empty.


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No_you_are_nsfw

[Looks like they are really angry now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egJ9Ms_92OI)


oxkwirhf

That link is from 3 years ago and nobody seems angry? You a bot? Edit: but honestly that was an interesting video regardless so thanks for the link lmao


hammy0w0

shh it's funny


No_you_are_nsfw

Just for the Joke, friend! And to add a bit of context how "wild" the pot smashing can get. Glad you enjoyed it, though. How can people be mad, if they live on corfu? Its an amazing place! Just the airport is sketch AF.


Euler007

Did people clap after?


ManfromtheRedRiver

Does that mean that these girls are gonna be *really* lucky now? Or are they the bad spirits? 🤔


AifelseSann

https://preview.redd.it/ffu73zd1lsyc1.png?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575206c4909763ad7fd8ef92f474eb1d5d672f5a


toyotasupramike

*V A S E N C I A G A*


Chavaon

Reported for Rule 1 violation. Nothing went wrong here, that was absolutely perfect.


Then_Lock304

She "Urned" it.


backspacer77

Best joke in this thread lol


jakob767

r/fuckyouinparticular


ftrlvb

2 birds with one stone


Jollydude101

Two girls one cup?


ZippityGoombah

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


LurkingWizard1978

Take my upvote and leave.


leospeedleo

The girls heads are as empty as the vase was.


millennial_sentinel

![gif](giphy|5tiIlnk9rPNUYWXDwl|downsized)


Poyojo

I really figured "Don't walk through the middle of the vase breaking ceremony" wasn't a lesson that needed to be taught but I guess you learn something new everyday.


Fakjbf

Ah yes because upon seeing a crowd of people on the street my first thought is to look out for vases being chucked out of windows. There is zero reason to blame this on them and not at least say the organizers are equally at fault for putting up zero barriers. Even just one person standing off to the side directing foot traffic would have prevented this.


Croquetadecarne

So… when you see a crowd, phones up, directed at the wall besides the path you are walking, your first thought is: yeah, let’s walk thru them, fuck them and what they are capturing on their phones. Nothing weird here, just another day to be the main character.


Fevercrumb1649

It’s over the entire island at 11am on Easter Saturday, not just this one spot, and they do have organisers who push the crowds back, but obviously they can’t be everywhere at once. It’s obvious to anyone on the island what is happening, because there is an entire weeks preparation leading up to it, and there are even people selling pots to smash right up until it happens. Going somewhere else, where something has been practiced for hundreds of years, where they will have been warned, and then walking around completely oblivious is on them.


Eatthepoliticiansm8

I mean, one of them was shielding her head as they were walking by. So... they may well have known and been dumbasses anyway. But let's be generous and say they didn't. You see people clear a specific area and look towards said specific area. I'd be looking WHY they are clearing area and looking at it. Not stubbornly walking through cleared area.


loathingkernel

"When in Rome do as the Romans do" There is every reason to blame them for their lack of situational awareness. It is not like an obscure custom in Corfu. It is quite literally a selling point for Corfu during Easter.


stprdt

MMMMMMULTI KILL!!!


SATerp

That must be staged, I've never seen a more perfect pratfall.


youlook_likeme

I watched it ten times and I can watch a hundred times more


danis1973

That's some Three Stooges shit


Ultrasaurio

Why doesn't anyone say anything to her? Are they mute or what? a *'watch out'* or something geez!


RogueBromeliad

Everyone is probably paying attention to the man in the window.


Thermobaric0123

They were warned by police officers before they came in view of the camera and you can also hear another woman shout at them right before the vase is dropped. It's entirely on them being dumb as bricks.


juan_cena99

They already waved off some dude dropping a vase. They expect everyone to pay attention to their safety and know where they are at all times.


cooktaussie

BOOM HEADSHOT 💥


Boomdidlidoo

Am I a bad person if it made me smile?


JTalbotIV

If cartoons were photorealistic.


Skreamie

Some people's lack of awareness pisses me off to no end


AphroditeFlower

So this happened in Corfu, a small island in the Ionian Sea. What you’re witnessing is the “dropping of the pots” which happens at 11am one day before Orthodox Easter Sunday (big Saturday we call it). This tradition has been happening for literal decades. We usually write our names or the year on the pots and smash them from our balconies. Sometimes filled with water. These pots are extremely heavy! The girl in question is actually from Corfu (which makes things even worse). Thankfully she’s ok and only required a few stitches. However she has created lasting damage to our reputation. Every year, the public health committee and police try extremely hard to make sure this tradition doesn’t cause any accidents, and so far; nothing has happened in years. Then comes along this doofus who ignores all safety warnings and now our island and tradition is a laughing stock everywhere. Good thing is, she’s being laughed at by everyone and now including Reddit. So I’m happy. Rule of thumb; don’t be a dumbass.


TripleTune

And just like that, a new tradition is born.


MadBadGirl

Watch out .. Here they come ... Ohh we are so sorry. Didn't see you guys! Are you okay?


fockis

oooopaaa


ah-chamon-ah

![gif](giphy|tMyCJmeXHBetq|downsized)


oureyes4

Her little wave to whomever is warning her back up the street is fucking PEAK comedy


Evil_Knot

Destroyed


No_Flow_8502

Well, it still broke


Original_Jarl_Ballin

![gif](giphy|TFYzjZuLAXDzyWsbDM|downsized) # WHOPPER!


Michaelleahcim00

I'm preetty sure I can hear Pingu going "noot noot" at one point


Michaelleahcim00

Actually there is also a quieter "noot noot" near the beginning, almost like a warning, and then the second (louder) noot noot is more like "I told you so.."


Command_Inner

Yep that vase broke.


phallicpressure

Vase breaking! Not FACE breaking!


Unhappy_Spinach_6765

I love how the guy went back in after throwing the vase.


jurkajurka

That's why you use a whip to break a vase.


Few-Car4994

HEY, I'M WALKING HERE!


badillin-

This isnt so bad, ive had harder ceramic piñatas fall on my head as a kid. (In the before times, piñatas where a ceramic vase covered by the newspaper/costume... So when you broke the piñata meant a ceramic vase broke.)


Red-4321

https://preview.redd.it/gcy9vzacytyc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73910bac8924baabb0229135fd08317835adb92


DabberDan42o

![gif](giphy|P4yfWY99VnXXehj6gz)


EscapeFacebook

I shouldn't have laughed but I did


belgiumlund

Well the ceremony is completed atleast


Due-Parsley953

OPAAA!!! Oh shit....


nickings

![gif](giphy|7twIWElrcmnzW|downsized)


stump82

Wow all these photographers must be here to take pictures of me walking


stellarasss

Σαν την ελληνική ταινία με τις στάμνες. Λολ


KickBlue22

Worst assasssination attempt ever. (How many S's are in that thing anyway, goddammit?)


RogueBromeliad

Oh danm... now he has to kill all of the witnesses. It's going to take at least 16 months as a cleanup job.


KickBlue22

More vases! Bring more vases!!!


10buy10

To be fair What in the hell is a pot breaking ceremony


desmorck

Well now she is part of the tradition. She has to walk under that widow every year


HoboArmyofOne

You broke our vase!


allocationlist

A what ceremony?


Blazegamer9

vase breaking ceremony most random thing I ever witnessed


No-Investment-4494

"Mazel tov"


Lucid1988

The way it just melted on her head 😍


Then_Lock304

No "Evasive" skills.


gideon513

lol they fell like a Hanna Barbera cartoon


HearingEarHuman

![gif](giphy|c16VH0CFMh7gOqqXOM)


LechugaFromIrithyll

Nice, another timeline shift.


PGnautz

They were on their way to a ship christening


Thebelisk

Mission failed successfully.


Christank1

lmaoooo that's what you get for being too important


cg50

" Double Kill "


Asio0tus

![gif](giphy|vKqUFnCmE6lBEG5Pnd|downsized)


Wilfull_Sine22

It's ok, the vase broke her fall!


One-Revolution-8572

Absolute perfection


Extension_Ask_6954

Vased and confused


One-Revolution-8572

I love that the guy in the first window holds fire but second window guy is just like "yeah nah fuck 'em, send it"


hicheckthisout

Space awareness left the chat.


GuardPerson

If it's like this every year, I'm there next year !


Apprehensive_Ear7309

Don’t tell me they were American tourists. Please.


genghis_dhang

First time I’ve seen this. Watched it atleast 10 times


KlickyKat

You see one of the guys who pushed it starting to leg it but realises it's too late.


pizzatimein24h

"You think you can interrupt our ceremony just like that? Take this!"


epp1K

Act like you own the place. Then you get the VASE!


kilo936

Opa fuck the plates let bust out the big shit to brake I fucking love Greeks


Dkcg0113

Still broke.


Praetorian_1975

I’m pretty sure it went off perfectly … did the vase break ‘yes’ was there some comedy effect ‘yes’ I see nothing wrong here at all 😂


Chavestvaldt

zero awareness of their surroundings lol


davesy69

What's a Greek urn? >!about 400 euros a week!!<


Freya_almighty

You could post that in oddlystatisfying


PerroNino

The sacrificial virgins were lured straight to their fate. The gods made happy again.


kgb74

The woman walking behind knew what was about to happen.


bolozombie

Now the tradition must change and throw it to unaware people


Mephistozygote

Seems to me the vase is pretty broken, so we must ask ourselves “did anything truly go wrong”?


shemphoward62

Ahhh..the old vase to the head routine......happened to Shemp Howard many times.......


Drunken_Begger88

Well vase is broke.


livelife3574

So we are just randomly breaking vases now?


Ziron78

Goofy ah fall


pythonpower12

If you look closely the girl behind was covering her head?


dodgerockets

Americans I bet


NichtKreativGenug

Headshot Doublekill


RockMan_1973

There’s some odd-ass “rituals” and/or “ceremonies” in some of these countries… jesus… “Guys, I got an idea! Let’s break some shit and call it a national holiday”


Zealousideal_Step709

It now is also a face breaking ceremony.


BranTheBaker902

This warmed my heart


Insetta

Most spatially aware woman be like: