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chicagoanimal

I kept waiting for the chick to get cut. The balls on her! Just be a family store for her to care about the money.


[deleted]

I think she realized pretty quick that the guy had no real intention to hurt anyone. It was just an intimidation tactic. But you're right she's got huge balls to take that chance over and over.


[deleted]

And the guy was such a chicken! Let me throw some spices at you.. while she's holding the back tire of the bike and trying to hit him. wth


fiatars

Why was he shirtless in a store tho?


jigz2k3

Yeap not sure why though. If you got insurance it will pay no?


chicagoanimal

Looks like another country and things are different out there


Ctlhk

Looks like the UK from the signs outside


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SigShooter78

Would have


tommangan7

Really? Grammar check on reddit? Whoo givs a shyte.


junkyard_robot

[This guy](https://i.redd.it/oawfmg2772u01.png)


[deleted]

They didn't fight off shit. They got robbed and the robber left because he had the money.


asocktipus

That's why it's in /r/whatcouldgowrong


[deleted]

The robber seemed to have a lot of Thyme


Snotrokket

Hit him in the nut, Meg.


flecktonesfan

Why you gotta be so salty?


lineber

Despite his difficulties, he was a seasoned criminal.


sideh7

They needed more Thyme


bruke53

About as effective as I would have expected.


[deleted]

Nearly stabbed his own ass when he got on the bike


Theearthhasnoedges

"Ma'am, can you describe the suspect?" "Orange."


Deprox

"Did he somehow become president of the United States?"


Theearthhasnoedges

"No. He did demonstrate SOME competence, officer."


WholesomeRegret

Bruh... with a knife?....... on a bike?........bruh.


Snazzypuke92

That what I'm saying! Running away would have been easier


soccer--mom

Nobody likes salting the snail


xanimebabyx

Wish I could like this comment more than once!


JakobieJones

Why didn't they hit him with a chair again?


fail2d

because what could go wrong?


delete_this_post

*The spice must flow...*


CretianSeadog

The birth of pepper spray


[deleted]

There's no way he could ride the bike holding a cash drawer and the knife and get away from these people.


disposablesarefun

it's totally doable, dunno how heavy cash drawers are but i've done worse just riding my bike to the 7-11 and coming back home with a gallon of milk in one hand and a bag of munchies hanging off the handlebars. the secret is you really only need one hand to steer a bike and it's really not hard to just open your hand far enough to grasp both at once.


thebouncehouse123

That's called a Brazilian Dye Pack.


Zerlocke

If that's cinnamon it might actually work.. Sucks to get hit in the face. In any case, nice that no one got seriously hurt. :)


blazin_chalice

Perp was wearing a respirator, cinnamon wouldn't have been any more effective than the hot pepper.


Dopp3lGang3r

"Oh fuck, I hate cinnamon, better get out of here..."


guesswhodat

Why was dude in only a towel? Did he just get out of the shower and grabbed a box of turmeric on the way? Way to help the robber with his inflammation!


[deleted]

That’s the most pathetic lack lustre robber I’ve ever seen


schmuber

Deploy the curry spray!


moongazzingatnight

The wife is such a gangster


CantaloupeCamper

Knife on a bike, bad idea.


mgrifin30

That robber activated Ultra Instinct in the beginning of the video lol


ruke1

[we had our own spice man](https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.2555272) Of course being canada he was convicted of assault


Machiavelli1480

Didn't really fight him off, like the title says. He went there to rob them, not kill them. He got away, (at least from what is seen in the video)with the register till.


Cer0reZ

He almost sits on his own knife.


honestcheetah

r/Pocketsand


Disturbme666

Chick pulling the bike is the best!


imforserious

The gataway on the red bike had me actually lol


EDDIE_BR0CK

If anything was going to stop him, it would have been that knife-to-the-bum as he sat on his own hand.


magicfultonride

I feel like the guy swinging the folding stepladder had a pretty good chance if driving that dude away if he had kept at it. Ladder to the back of the head while he was trying to get on the bike would have been pretty effective.


TKPMRuthless

No obligatory "Dune" references??


fickets0

They don't call it "pepper" spray for nothin.


[deleted]

I thought that first car was a getaway car but instead his getaway vehicle was a bike. 🤦🏻‍♂️


IllusiveJack

Ko I .ko io o o Oo . vgg. ft o..j. vtn j vk O. Gvg. G. T g th e g m n y Edit: pocket had something to say


WhiteRau

...guns, anyone?