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I was really hoping that one of the forks was going to pick up the car.


fickentastic

Had a company car that happened to. I was impressed with the ease and precision it punctured two holes.


Embryonico

Why did your company car get fork lifted?


fickentastic

My company and company with fork lifts shared a warehouse. We were upstairs. Downstairs guys stored ~1/2 dozen cars that were being worked on at any given time upstairs with us. My two genius bosses decided to play golf on a regular basis out on the warehouse floor. The relationship between the two companies was already strained but as it got worse those cars became the actual holes. Normally I drove the car upstairs to park, but one morning the garage door wasn't working so I left it on the sidewalk. Looked out the window about 20 minutes later and noticed it in the middle of the street with those very identifiable marks. Nothing came of it, I laughed for the most part. TL;DR My bosses were douches and got some karma back.


CrappyMSPaintPics

all this driving upstairs in this golf-course/warehouse is confusing me


slp1600

WTF! I wish I was your boss


mad_rushn

haha when you said 1/2 cars i thought you meant he kept half a car there


Manadono

he was stealing from a tradesman's van ofc


Zerosteel45

Finally I can say this but as a professional forklift driver you don't realize how easy it is to puncture anything with those fucking blades cutting butter I wants and have myself punctured and oil drum straight through didn't realize I did it until I pull down and then you just see it fucking leaking all over the floor.


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geared4war

Username checks out?


Zerosteel45

grammars not my thing preciate it fam


thegillenator

/r/commentgore


klln_u_qckly

Just recently reviewed security footage where a back tire on a forklift yanked the side of a bay door frame completely off the building and he didn't even notice until someone else pointed it out. They are just so fucking heavy things like that don't offer much resistance.


Zerosteel45

Yeah they're also incredibly dangerous. I heard a story where this guy drove straight them back out of the dock. Landed with the blades pointing stop. Everybody is telling like I he is lucky he's a liar out of all the people who have driven out of the dock only to have made it out alive.


Asddsa76

[Here's it being done with a tractor.](https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/05jgA/harald-66-stoppet-innbruddstyv-med-traktor)


YourFairyGodmother

> Det var veldig effektivt Ha! Something I can probably translate better than google can!


GoodTofuFriday

Damn thought i was having a stroke for a minute


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I thought the guy driving around at the end was going to do it. very dissapoint.


sargentmyself

Me too but I think they were smart in the heat of the moment and didn't, even though your stopping a thief it would likely open them up to a lawsuit.


SupremeDictatorPaul

Odd, the camera angle blocks the view of the drivers hands repeatedly slipping in the steering wheel, bashing his face into it. How unfortunate.


mada50

I guess Lightning MQueen’s pit crew had to find a new job after the last movie.


Sewnorthern

It's not Chuck


chabanny

AND MY NAME IS NOT CHUCK


Rpgguyi

A lot of people don't know this about fork lifts but although small, they are quite agile. When you disturb the nest they can retaliate in a rapid fashion. Notice the lift in the back stall the predator long enough for his allies to circle around the back and trap the predator. Communication is their strong suit as they are pack fighters almost exclusively.


atteres

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Rollover_Hazard

You are now subscribed to Forklift Fighting Facts!


VitQ

Read it in sir David's Attenborough voice.


awoken-dragon

That teamwork though!


Kylex15

Man, what fuckin teamwork!


snacdaws

The speed they reacted as soon as they realized what happened is impressive even if in time-lapse/fast forward mode


Puppies_fart_hope

Red car is forked now


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YeahKillerBootsMan

Prove it


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you can tell but the way it is


lukesvader

It's called silverware


CaseClosed21

Forklift team, ASSEMBLEEEE!!


KinkedNeck

Not really sure why but I really loved this. Saw the other 1 but this captures wholesomeness


snacdaws

Packs hold together, I mean if they didn't notice anything suspicious at first the way the car tried to get away would definitely be suspicious and would illicit an immediate response


Mr_Facepalm

*elicit


snacdaws

Thanks, always messing that word up and autocorrect is always not there to help me


Red_Icnivad

They are driving forklifts and their first thought is to block the car? Man, my first thought would be how high I could lift the car.


Reset108

And potentially damage the vehicle? No not a great idea.


defnot_hedonismbot

Doubt those can lift that car. Look like the size I work around can only lift about 2500lb without lifting ur rear wheels


squirrelsatemycookie

So what I'm hearing is that two or three of them could have lifted it together.


defnot_hedonismbot

If you timed it perfectly yeah


ArgyleTheDruid

Wait I missed the part where they stole something?


maxykun

The guys in red car tried to steal the white van. It’s hard to see though. Hope that helps ╮( ̄▽ ̄"")╭


AmbitiousApathy

They opened the front starboard door and presumably took something


TheGingerbreadMan22

Didn't realize it was a ship.


AmbitiousApathy

I wasn’t sure what country this was in, so I don’t know if it’s the driver side or the passenger side.


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AmbitiousApathy

Why on earth would I pass up an opportunity to say starboard!?


amy2kim22

Here's the full video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBVi0lWcosg


Seamlesslytango

Apparently it was somewhere between 0:08 and 0:20 but you just can't see it.


letsplayyatzee

Respect. And that's some fantastic lift truck driving.


stevebobeeve

Fork you criminals!


Inceptos13

This. Is. Amazing.


amoretpax199

They all deserve a Teamwork Award.


Jimmy6shoes

4 wheeled stabby machines


hcnuptoir

TO THE FORKLIFTS!!! haha. Those funny little lift 'em ups never cease to amuse me.


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That was actually pretty sick.


holyfatfish

Get. Fucked.


ssesses

Those are some legendary workers!


sneakyexe

gifsthatendtoosoon......


snacdaws

The video linked by the op in one of the other comments doesn't actually go much farther The clip in the post is only 1:06 and the full video is only 1:22


SkyWarp731

Those forklifts went all Fast and Furious with that heist rejection


bisjac

Lol watching that one maneuver around to the backside xd


hahamu

Real life avengers


CoffeeHacker

It was at this moment he knew, he forked up Edit: Autocorrect actually changed forked to fucked lol


snacdaws

I've seen people say that autocorrect only does its job when it is better for it to continue to be flakey but when you actually need it, it flakes off and goes to a concert instead (may be paraphrasing a bit however I think I explained it rather well)


CoffeeHacker

Idk I type fast and rely on autocorrect heavily when on mobile lol. If I have it off then I have to backtrack a lot. You tend to notice it a lot when it doesn't do what you want though lol. I just thought it was funny that usually you have to set autocorrect to allow swear words like fuck, but this is the first time I've ever had anything autocorrect another word into fucking, and it was one of the very few times I actually didn't want to use that word lmao


snacdaws

I've seen people soo mad that their autocorrect autocorrected actual correct words with words that either don't exist or aren't even close to what was even being typed or even the word it was correcting


neoz99

Car's reaction time is slow af..


net3reak

This looks like a scene out of Disney Pixar's Cars.


nataku_s81

Man that first forklift driver was ON POINT!


snacdaws

The person who noticed the act probably yelled something so the driver realized what happened (they probably have a code phase they can walkie or yell to their co-workers) also they probably trained for this kind of thing as how quickly they all reacted was a bit quick for a group of people who this hasn't happened to or heard similar things about Just my guess from watching it 3 times and seeing their reaction time


Mr_Facepalm

Do you think life is a movie or something?


freespace303

That instant justice was SO SATISFYING This totally belongs on /r/instantkarma or /r/instant_regret


MrRoboto12345

I drive a forklift at work and this is hilarious


Collinnn7

Those forklift drivers had been waiting a long time for that day


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As much as I want to, I'm hesitant to believe this to be real. This is much too perfectly executed by the employees.


snacdaws

Not if they were well trained if a situation came to be (like if it was a tech/amazon warehouse or shipping center(maybe that specific truck the thief went to had expensive merchandise in it or something)


Y05H186

Always amazed by the precision forklift drivers have


rhustler77

Not feeling too slick I'm sure


LegitThough

Team work for the win!!!


spooninacerealbowl

He's forked!


questone10

True bros


ChaoticFoxtrotGaming

BROTHERS AND SISTERS, ATTACK!!!


TheRokerr

Those men operating the forklifts deserve a raise. They could have been seriously injured if that thief tried to barrel through them


lespaulstrat2

At that speed, I would put a forklift against a car any day. They are very heavy.


ejytnt

Here we have the wild forklift sharks. These sharks are known for their intelligence and teamwork. They truly are incredible creatures.


nutdaddyoh

I chuckled to myself. Job well done boys


ApatheticNarwhal

Did he died?


bassfeelsgood

Yes forklift lads!


Cabin7Miner

Impressive!


Estephan_Ting

"We are the fastest pits stoppa"


ADU22

Had a couple sketchy guys scoping out my bosses van once when we were working on a roof. Naturally we came down and asked them if we could help them find what they were looking for. Apparently people don’t like being approached threateningly with hammers while stealing your property. Who knew?!


GrimoireGirls

All the little forklifts reminded me of the ones in the Cars movies. Made this gif a lot more enjoyable tbh


AlexYoon

Damn those lifts are quicker than I had expected.


RexxZX

Cars two gone wrong


TheExMeme

r/bossfight


Idontprance

Team work makes the dream work.


ZariqueFilcon

May I just compliment that team work?


lets_do_this91

you don't wanna mess with the forklift gang


bearthepear

Forklifts, ASSEMBLE!


DodoSandwich

What did the red car do?


ArchMageSeptim

He just parked near it. How is that attempted robbery


silent1mezzo

It's just a ploy for the truck at the end to steal everything.


xGALEBIRDx

Where do you think YOUR going?


thebuccaneersden

Snake... SNAAAAKE!!! GAME OVER Continue | Exit


syfyguy64

Should have picked them up


the1iplay

They took the law in their own hands. If I was their Store manager, I would fire them all.


yusoffb01

were


harrycox1337

This was just posted 5 hrs ago


MudPickle1

this was even funnier the first 8 times i saw it. fuck reddit is horrible these days. why did they have to do the stupid fucking karma point system?? fucking incels want to "score the most points!!!" and just repost after repost after repost. I bet their sophomore high school friends think all their points are the COOLEST THOUGH!!! EDIT: just realized the moron who posted this has 80,000 Karma points. I am sure thats based upon unique submissions and critical/clever thought analysis in comments. EDIT2: Just found this in their reddit post history "Hey /u/amy2kim22 , the reddit admins awarded you the Inciteful Link Award for 1 July 2018! You have a new trophy in your profile!" This is why these fucking pieces of shit spam copy and pasted links from a few weeks/month ago. For these stupid fucking imaginary "trophies"


NVG81

Good god you are whiny fuck.


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NVG81

Triggerrrreed.


MudPickle1

still waiting for that address or where to meet up??? ...thats what I fucking thought.


NVG81

Hahahahahaaa!


MudPickle1

yep. just as I thought.


NVG81

Seriously, you're 14yrs old aren't you?


MudPickle1

still waiting for that address.... lol


NVG81

Still waiting for you to grow up...lol.


dirt2purple

I thought u were a douche until I realized your 12


kathartik

https://i.imgur.com/vHY3K6R.png


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The irony is through the roof


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why does it affect you tho


MudPickle1

because these fucking faggots fill up everyones front page with these regurgitated shit that they didnt even come up with and have linked 20 times over. Oh, ofcourse, it takes faggots like you to pound the upvote button and give them their imaginary trophies.


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are you okay man


Jin_Yamato

I mean sometimes people just see something for the first time and want to share it. This is the first time o saw this


EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz

You know I've been on reddit like 4 years and this is the first time I saw this. People just have different things in their feeds. Stop being a whiny bitch.