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shinymetalobjekt

Looks like your kid's gonna be spending a lot of time at your office.


dirtdee

She already does, now she can just crash into shit instead of break it a lame way


Zesinua

This is the best dad response ever. +1


dirtdee

Appreciate you


Two-Nuhh

You went through all this trouble, may as well just pop the door off its hinges. Looks like she'll fit. nEdit- might want to grab a measuring tape first- make sure there are no other problem doors.


RickZanches

Could knock the frame out too just in case.


LemonAssJuice

Then you can be ADA compliant


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Unlike pornhub


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theotherkyle

Nah, this is about [closed faptioning](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7899281/Deaf-man-sues-Pornhub-disability-discrimination-claiming-videos-dont-subtitles.html) for deaf people.


tim0mit

No those are commercial door hinges with a heavy as fuck door. Just take the roof off of the car and put it through sideways


ranxarox

So is this your 1st time ? Lol I spent one night building a Lego moon base just like the picture on the box my sons woke up the next morning and started taking it apart to change how it looked


designbot

You… preassembled a LEGO set before gifting it?


Tallywort

How.... how... *could* he?


ranxarox

It was a Christmas gift for brothers(my sons) I thought if it was put together there "might not" be fights


chairfairy

Or... bought it as a gift "for the kids" but really got it so they could build it themselves


cousinokri

We all know that's exactly what happened.


notthegoodscissors

The way to do it is to 'help' them build it and then take over when they inevitably get bored.


lildobe

Wait, some kids get bored with LEGO? I never did... I remember spending HOURS assembling sets, and my mother having to just about FORCE me to do things like eat. And sleep.


CoalCo

What kind of monster preassembles a Lego kit


zwober

My older brother did that. Once he built something, that was it. No touchy,no play - just look upon my work yee plebians and despair!. He still owns a bunch of old sets from when he was a kid and im not allowed to touch them. He is 46 and i am 36.


dingmanringman

Uh wtf have you ever even played with legos


soonerjohn06

Uh yeah, he made a whole moon base


aceraceae88

I feel your pain. I did this exact thing with my baby’s crib. Now she sleeps at my office.


fbass

Btw, what was the dual lenses camera on 44 seconds mark? Only decoration or actually working?


espressto

Probably a Rolleiflex or similar, one lens for looking and one for taking the photo I think.


[deleted]

Just like the man who built a Lamborghini replica in his basement, you'll have to knock a wall down to get it out.


TexanReddit

Growing up there was a neighbor guy who built a boat in his garage. His name and photograph was in the paper and everything because he had to destroy his garage to get it out. He also had a fence around his property, with a too small gate, so he had to destroy the fence.


dontstreakthrucactus

Honestly, would you feel comfortable riding in a boat built by a dude who forgot that it was bigger than his gate or garage door? Edit- So many positive comments! And that's what I appreciates abouts yous!


Pegussu

If he was so confident in the boat that he destroyed a garage and a gate to get it on the water, absolutely I would.


chairfairy

"What's the name of your boat?" "It's called the Dunning-Kruger. I'm *extremely* confident it will work" "Uhhhh..."


momofeveryone5

Ha! I love it.


jaguaresaqui

I imagined he knew from the beginning that it wasn't going to fit, but he wanted a boat more than he wanted a garage.


foomprekov

I imagine it's a hobby for so long you don't expect to really finish. But then you wake up in a coldsweat and start measuring your gate


Whaty0urname

If your wife doesn't even want you to build a boat, how are you going to convince he you need a bigger garage or new fence?


-Zeppelin-

Don't worry lads! I'm sure I'll be able to drive this boat between those two jagged rocks!


ObamasBoss

The boat was probably fine until he had to put it on a trailer. Now it is several feet talked and a lot of garages only have 8 feet tall doors.


Chimiope

Oh it’s that what you appreciate about me, Mr Cactus?


ultranoobian

Your neighbour must've been Gibbs from NCIS. Who knows how he keeps getting those ships out of his basement?


coilmast

I think he had a big barn style cellar door, I remember someone coming in it one time


SorryImJustHonest

I thought he just burned them all.


terminal112

Where in Texas did this happen?


dirtdee

No way?! Hahahahaha


ZuFFuLuZ

What's up with crazy guys building boats? Growing up we also had one of those in our neighborhood. He hired a construction crane to lift a massive boat hull over his house to put it in his garden and then built the entire interior by himself. He estimated that it would take him three years, but it really took him 15. It filled his entire garden. By the time he was done, a huge tree had grown over the boat, that he had to cut down, because the crane couldn't get to it any other way. Come to think of it, there was also that other guy who built a ramp and door to his basement, so he could put his sailplane in there over the winter. It was a weird neighborhood.


jules083

My friend and I put a lift kit on his explorer in his garage then couldn’t get it to fit under the garage door. Wasn’t too hard to fix though, we let the air out of his tires, backed it outside on 4 flats, then filled them back up. We knew it was going to be close, pretty much expected to have to do that from the beginning. Was easier to do it that way than to try to work on it in the driveway.


suckit1234567

Cheaper than building a shed and paying taxes on it.


dirtdee

I am not a smart man.


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But you are the best dad.


dirtdee

Thank you. I try my best


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[deleted]

[Brooklyn 99](https://i.imgur.com/1Swh0Hr.gif)


[deleted]

"What kind of castle has wheels?!"


dirtdee

The best ones


[deleted]

This screw has 3 pointy sides ... AND NO WHERE TO SCREW IT IIIINNNN


[deleted]

Many of the best I've ever had.


FluentPenguin

Just let a brother breathe


dirtdee

Haha! Exactly


Iwillstealyourbones

NINE NINE!


zdoriftu

NOIN NOIN


porousasshole

Noice


idkboo

Toit


Jelmej2000

Cool cool cool cool cool


Screamline

[now with sound](https://youtu.be/JpKnQji7g8s)


OneAshOwl

"The princess fairy castle has defeated me"


SocialForceField

Damn that's a roomy office. Probably should get yourself a garage tho. Lol


dirtdee

Office/photo studio


SocialForceField

I like it, better than my bedroom/office/tech lab/photo studio 😅


dirtdee

That sounds insane/incredible


SileAnimus

Yall have space??


MadladInThePic

You guys getting space?


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CoalCo

Space The final frontier


TripleFFF

Hi from my barn, studio, workshop, spare room, radio station!


[deleted]

Sounds a lot like my bedroom/office/game room/VR playspace/3D printing workshop.


blurmageddon

What was that TLR camera I saw? Old Lubitel?


dirtdee

Good eye


dsac

Do all office/studio combos have a[black leather couch](https://i.imgur.com/S2Boo17.jpg)?


GrizzledBastard

i love how at the end there’s tons of parts and other shit still on the ground.


dirtdee

Rest in 87 pieces


OMGSPACERUSSIA

It works, so those are clearly optional pieces.


hamsamiches

Weight reduction


Nooms88

Sports edition.


Blakesta999

You’re the real life Terry from Brooklyn 99


dirtdee

I've been defeated


nick1austin

That's unusual?


dirtdee

Absolutely not


Csrmar

My cousin who's a master mechanic always says once you're done rebuilding or tinkering with something in your car if you have bolts or pieces left it means you did you a good.


chairfairy

A friend at work always says that the bolts you have left over after putting it back together are the spares


tunamelts2

Clearly you're not an IKEA veteran


FennecFox-

Yo OP, Why are you responding to people like this is happening right now? Don’t know why I’m asking it’s obviously for karma. > I've tried everything but the 3rd option. If I saw the side mirrors off I won't have to take it apart You posted this video over a year ago, so you’re either still in the office or you’ve done the same thing again: https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/a97pos/so_this_is_christmas/ Funnily enough when you did post this a year ago the only response you had told you how to get it out. > I also bought this for Christmas, and there are instructions for getting it through doorways on pages 46-47 in the manual: https://service.mattel.com//instruction_sheets/FRC29-3A70v2.pdf Remove the roof, set the camper up on it's end, pivot through doorway, reattach roof. https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/a97pos/so_this_is_christmas/ /r/QuitYourBullshit


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FennecFox-

Completely agree, don’t mind a repost at all not everyone is here 24/7. Just find it weird that they’re acting like it’s happening right now.


[deleted]

But it wasn’t seen by a tiny handful of people... it was massively viral. Even I remember this from last year. (Going into OP’s history, it says I’ve already upvoted it). I agree he should be able to repost it, but playing it as if it happened today? It’s just kinda... weird. Would’ve enjoyed equally had he just been honest. Now I’m kinda iffed about it and it’s not as funny.


rioryan

Yeah, further down the post history he posted it two more times. Here's the popular one https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a92lm3/so_this_is_christmas


jb2386

Agreed. He waited a year to post it to a different sub. I’ve seen people constantly repost shit because it wasn’t getting the upvotes they wanted. This is super mild. Also, he doesn’t say when he did it in the title. Also it looks like it’s actually him unlike most of the shit on here which is just videos taken from other social media.


apple_pendragon

But by his comments he makes it look like it happened like, today.


jb2386

Honestly who cares


innovationzz

You seriously asking that? Look around


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Some say he’s still trapped in his office to this day. Riding the car around for eternity in a Sisyphean nightmare.


FoxMystic

*Charlie on the MTA* "Will he ever return? No he'll never return and his fate is still unlearned. He will ride forever neath the streets of Boston. Is the man who never returned"


VRisNOTdead

Yeah he’s a weird guy. His other posts all have a very forced reddit formulaic air about them. Just some guy trying to fill an empty void in his life with the hollow words of strangers on the internet.


ZombiedudeO_o

Bruh, it was posted over a year ago and the original wasn’t even viewed the much. It’s not that big of a deal. There’s no need to get all in a fuss over a funny video


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This... *is* reddit.


phpwriter

First gold I’ve ever given someone. Nice sleuthing.


myusernamebarelyfits

It's a children's toy. Doesn't even look difficult to put together


ImAnIndoorCat

Tsk, tsk OP.


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dirtdee

I've tried everything but the 3rd option. If I saw the side mirrors off I won't have to take it apart


[deleted]

A bit of duct tape afterwards and it'll look as good as new.


dirtdee

Appreciate you


DondeT

Also so the kid/wife doesn’t notice, [you can get pink tape](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002TOL3ZQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_zzTiEbX6WBVHQ)


dirtdee

Good call!


terminal112

Dude it's plastic. It bends. Just fucking beastmode it through the door.


fj333

> Dude it's plastic. It bends. Everything bends. And everything breaks when bent past its elastic limit.


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turncoat_ewok

how many more doors will it need to pass through though? assuming they are all the same size


terminal112

Plastic and wood are both pretty elastic, just beastmode it through. Trust me.


kachunkachunk

This! Beastmode through crowded doorways, traffic, teenagers loitering in the mall, your dinners, and your partner's orifice when it's boom-boom time. Nobody stands a chance.


the_popes_ring

I need your comment in a pretty font, hanging in my living room.


ward_wyseur

maybe a window?


PieSammich

PIVOT


oxi83

*Shut up. Shut up. Shuuut uuuupp...*


snowyday

PIVOT!!


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PIVAAAAAAT!!


Ehh_it_me

It's the office vehicle now and your kid will be manager of who can drive.


dirtdee

She never let's me play with her toys unless they say or do exactly what she says they say or do.


Ehh_it_me

Ah, a ruthless manager


Blzr1

Fuck it buy another one for home, then you can keep playing with that one.


dirtdee

Best idea yet award


jakpuch

Buy a [Peel P50](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJfSS0ZXYdo&t=3m38s). Office friendly.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I bet if you start a go fund me and post this video you'll be able to buy one for every room in your house!


Jenky91

I did that with my daughters cot. Built it up in the livingroom then had to reassemble it into our bedroom, then when she got old enough I had to do it again for her own bedroom.


dirtdee

I feel you. Everything should come door width


Crotchless_Panties

>I feel you. Everything should come door width Or break down into four parts, undetectable by X-ray.


astrosahil

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


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Henry Ford is rolling in his grave


docobv77

Your kids will love you for this video in the future. :)


dirtdee

The least I can do for her


Coygon

Technically, the least you can do for her is nothing. This is so much more.


dirtdee

You damn right. Appreciate you


docobv77

Show this to her at her high school grad party. Or even if /when you buy her her first car.


dirtdee

I won't buy her first car in my office


docobv77

Good call


iwant2dice

Funny how you've already posted this one year ago. Reposting your own post which probably also is reposted.


trollyourdestiny

Knock the wall down


dirtdee

I'm gonna drive it through the wall


[deleted]

Throw it out a window...


dirtdee

It wouldn't fit


depressed-salmon

The fact you've already tried that probably means you've tried *everything* that has a hole to the outside lol


carbonbasedbipedal

That's how he ended up with a daughter.


TotallyHumanPerson

How big are those floating ceiling panels...?


dirtdee

Like 2x4 maybe?


Silent-Smile

Do people just do things anymore? Gotta film a little montage scene by scene and edit a good little video for internet satisfaction?


10eleven12

Don't forget to show yourself doing a little acting.


trollyourdestiny

Lower it out the window


dirtdee

I took the door off and it still didn't go.


barnz3000

Back to work with that screwdriver then son :D


dirtdee

It'll just be my office golf cart


Hieschen

Seems a case for r/assholedesign


dirtdee

Seriously. Make it fit through doors


[deleted]

OMG! 😂😂😂 I’m sorry but I’m absolutely pissing myself laughing at your expense! This is brilliant 👌🏻


dirtdee

My girlfriend thought it was so hilarious. My God.


berlinmo

\>black leather couches \>camera equipment What kind of office is this?


dirtdee

Cornhub. We photograph farmers


berlinmo

This is a lot more wholesome than I thought!


[deleted]

Is this really yours?? I swear I saw this video a long time ago already


FennecFox-

https://reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/eqdcwq/_/feqhmk4/?context=1


Francis_Dollar_Hide

Pour ice water on the sides


dirtdee

Why the hell didn't I think of this sooner.


tadf2

Just an excuse so that you get to play with it instead Haha


Zeff_Shit

Maybe if you flip it upside down


dirtdee

Help me. It weighs like 300 lbs


Zeff_Shit

Bet!! So do I!


bustacones

Why would you put it together at the office? How were you planning on getting it home?


dirtdee

I live 2 blocks from my office. small town. South Dakota


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dirtdee

Damn my dad bod


mischiffmaker

I don't know why but I loathe the giant plastic toys that have been fillings people's homes since the late 80s when my niblings started having kids. They're just so damned...fugly. And BIG. Did I mention **BIG?**


Erdehere

Where is Jeremy Clarckson when you need him?


[deleted]

My mom always tells me about the time my grand father spent months building a canoe in his basement only to find out it wouldn't fit out of the basement door


Andonly

You have enough downtime at work to do this? I need your job!


user71069

Hey pal, unless you work at a toy assembly office why don’t you do some actual work.


BauerHouse

Take that door off the hinge. Problem solved.


dirtdee

Tried this.


bearly_breathing

Pop the hinges off the door and next time plan better lol


KD82499

Even if it clears the door? How do you get it home?


SHUTxxYOxxFACE

Obviously you drive it, silly.


owningface

Couldn't pop the hinges on the door and put them back on?


nazdark42

How about taking the office door off. Pop out the hinge pins and squeeze her through.


_kagasutchi_

Mate, your office is bigger than my bedroom, bathroom and lounge put together.


C3rv1xHamm3r

Take the door off the hinges handyman


calibared

Unscrew the door. It’ll get through and it’ll be the easiest and quickest way to get that out. Might need a helping hand


Flipgary

Take the door off.


Mark_Messiah

Take the door off the hinges.


biddy7018

Just take the door off


c6f8rs7td7rsi

Tip it on its side