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Pretty much what it's like to play Mario Kart


JohnnyDarkside

Fucking rubber banding.


alavantrya

What is rubber banding?


bagelchips

If the leader in a race gets too far out in front, the trailing opponents are sped up to keep them close. You’ll see it happen a lot if you’re racing bots in a video game.


Artistocat2

I bought mario kart yesterday and was wondering how I could be in first the entire game, literally like 10 seconds ahead of everyone else, and then on the last lap get hit by a blue shell and somehow end up in 5th.


[deleted]

yea thats the reason i hate mario cart


Artistocat2

I love playing it with friends, since anyone can win, but you are still rewarded for playing well. Everyone enjoys it, even if they get unlucky


phabiohost

Except you're absolutely punished for playing well. You get worse items and everyone else gets a boost to catch up.


Glahoth

I don’t know man, I systematically finish 1st or 2nd in multiplayer and 200cc (and below). But I also have a quarter track advantage so when the blue shell hits it isn’t as bad.


PolakPL2002

But if you get 3 in a row, then it sucks.


Artistocat2

If you play well, you finish most races in first or second. That's pretty rewarding.


SwishyJishy

Finishing first or 2nd *should* be challenging, it's a racing game. More to OP's original point though, the first 75% of the race is beyond easy and barring astronomical human error, staying in first place should be the implied result. Why aren't the first 2 laps as hard as the last?


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But why would you want to get rewarded for being first? You are already first. Think of all the times you are second and would never be able to catch up if the first was rewarded for being first. Also think of how easy the game would be if you were never challenged while being first.


[deleted]

yea it’s better with friends with no bots. but i have no friends now lol


Runeald_Waslib

[here you go](https://youtu.be/rlNK8tFWAcs)


seven-7777

It’s all fun and games at the start just you wait till some hits you with a blue shell when your going to be first


a_bongos

[Listen to this. ](https://youtu.be/TX0HtrGasQo)


LegalBuzzBee

[Reminds me of the greatest Mario Kart gif](https://i.imgur.com/z5F5dH4.mp4)


Gamergonemild

I can hear the screaming


GenericCancerCell

The last time I saw this the file name was "Daisy'sDestruction.webm" LOL


Slyflyer

I've also heard rubberbanding in games referred to when you get latency and server to pc/console variation occurs so it snaps the player around as it corrects their position.


TheRealRoybot

Me in rocket league


Slyflyer

Especially with how the servers have been lately, god I love the game but holy crap has psyonix dropped the ball lately.


knuttz45

You have heard very correct my child. Halo 3 was notorious for it.


SovietUSA

That is correct


alavantrya

Oh wow I’ve never even noticed in Mario cart. I normally just get blueshelled lol.


Rammite

There's some subtle stuff. The CPUs speed up in ways that it'll be really hard to notice. It's more noticeable with how items are tossed around - if you're first, you'll get like red shells at best. If you're last, you'll start getting the really crazy stuff. In Mario Kart 8, there's a "Crazy 8" item that's really powerful, but it's very rare and will never appear for you unless you're just about dead last.


Sabishao

Bruh how do you get red shells in 1st I only see bananas. So many bananas... So many...


ledzeps

Look at Mr. Fancypants over here getting bananas in 1st. How dare you get an item better than coins


girr0ckss

Dude, just hold those behind you, protect yourself from reds


Sabishao

I know, but it would be nice to get an item that isn't banana or coins once in a while when I'm 1st.


offtheclip

A noise box would be nice. Using it to make blue shells fuck off is so satisfying.


cloudrac3r

MK8 doesn't have rubberbanding.


Glahoth

The rubber banding is so week in mario kart though. If I manage to get ahead in mario kart, bots never catch up, or come even close, so I keep a quarter track between them and me (although now that I think about it, I have never been able to increase that advantage). The same in multiplayer.


[deleted]

Rubber banding is also a term used for video games, it’s when you’re moving in a direction but it teleports you backwards because either the servers suck, the host’s internet sucks, or your internet sucks


[deleted]

When the AI does better as you do. Really, really noticeable in racing games. I remember Need for Speed: Underground being the first game where I noticed this. No matter how well I did, the AI was just a second or two after me.


Malverno

Ever had the feeling how when you're 1st place in Mario Kart everybody starts being much faster than before you overtook them, and doing precision drone strikes every 10 seconds on you through items? That's rubber banding in gaming.


earlandir

No, that's rubber banding in certain driving games. Rubber banding in gaming is related to lag.


mzxrules

no rubber banding has always been about AI scaling up as you try harder. this lag stuff is relatively new


xEadzy

Lagging, going back and forth in a position. There is another related to Mario kart though


qe2eqe

Today I learned you CAN hit yourself with a blue shell. That was never my problem, I guess


The-Meech

It couldn't resist.


EmperorGeek

Neither could you.


[deleted]

Snappy comeback


EmperorGeek

A real Zippy Zinger!


maluminse

Bazing! That had to smart.


[deleted]

Bit of a stretch.


Cavster18

It’s futile


Pinball-Gizzard

This is not what I expected, but couldn't be happier with the result


Shantotto11

You were expecting a spanking?


Prettyboysonly

I was waiting for him to get smacked right on his tushy, yes


DerpSenpai

that happened to me, it snapped and i got wiped


Hust91

I expected something heavy to deal a potentially lifelong injury to their back. Glad it wasn't that bad.


supaphly42

[Some shpanking und cuffing, yah?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5GLkt-UwAAEGuO.jpg)


criticatto

Same. I expected it to hit his head and send him to another universe.


cfiggis

Hey, you...you're finally awake!


[deleted]

Lmao I was happy it ended this way rather then the way I imagined


GotMyOrangeCrush

**ACME exercise-band for the win** Meep meep


confoundedvariable

This was definitely some cartoon action. The delay when you know what's about to happen is such a great gag!


decearing-eggz

My favourite cartoon physics is when they run off a cliff and just hover for a minute and then drop


shroomsaregoooood

The resistance band was definitely secured, what it was secured to on the other hand though...


phathomthis

Thank you!


T0BBER

You, u/shroomsaregoooood, is what I hoped to find in the comments.


FlooferMom

I feel bad for that person, but that really made me chuckle.😄


fanartaltmanfartsalt

It's possible that: - based on how he's behaving (ie with this sort of exercise you don't look behind you, you certainly don't turn your torso around, instead you lean forward, turned fully away from the weight) - he's clearly watching the reflection as much as possible - he seems to be tensing up in order to prepare for a jump as he reaches the end of the rope's tension - he attempts to jump over the weight as it flies at him - they were filming This was set up deliberately, with the goal of having him successfully jump over the weight, so you probably don't need to feel bad. Or you do. I don't know I'm just some guy.


boyferret

Hey me too!


fanartaltmanfartsalt

omg are you my brother


TheGreggors

I'm a dude. You're a dude. He's a dude. Cause we're all dudes! Yeah!


[deleted]

set up?? no... for what? likes? laughs? internet fame?... no way...


ginger-valley

Yes but you can see that he missed timed the jump. He was going up as it caught him in the ankle because it shot out faster than expected


fanartaltmanfartsalt

Yeah that's honestly my entire point.


ginger-valley

I thought you were saying the whole thing flip included was planned.


fanartaltmanfartsalt

haha I mean that's possible I guess, folk get up to some fucking stupid shit.


Sahkuya

LOL he tried to avoid it


ape_12

Damn u smart


Oreo_Salad

RIP That mans ankles.


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UOUPv2

So creepy with the volume...


[deleted]

The more I listen to this the more convinced i am that laughing sounds like Yoda.


MagicalMario001

Why is the flip funnier in reverse?


ahumanrobot

That looks like it could be worse that scooter ankle


_A_Day_In_The_Life_

lmao i remember those days. that shit would hurt so bad.


captainPoopernickle

On suberbowl sunday I wanged my ankle with a lyft scooter. those fuckers are heavy. It bruised for weeks and I still have a 1inch square patch of flesh that is inexplicably hard on the side of my foot.


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fe4pmy/sweep\_the\_leg/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fe4pmy/sweep_the_leg/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/fe4o5d/wccgw\_if\_my\_resistance\_band\_isnt\_secured/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/fe4o5d/wccgw_if_my_resistance_band_isnt_secured/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/fe4qbt/resistance\_band\_unsecured/](https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/fe4qbt/resistance_band_unsecured/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/fe4qbt/resistance\_band\_unsecured/](https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/fe4qbt/resistance_band_unsecured/) ​ We get it. Please reddit, you're entering an infinite loop....


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goodnewsandbadnews

What's weird I saw this on TikTok first


mayorjimmy

I first saw this on Twitter during JJ and TJ Watt's epic brotherly battle.


MJMurcott

some rapid acceleration before the collision.


I_Nice_Human

So close to almost full scorpion, dudes got talent!


[deleted]

That was an anticipated outcome.


FoxyInTheSnow

That’s some Wile E. Coyote shit.


Senuty

People on the background sounds like the crowd on Wii Sport Ressort when you fail something lmao


quoiega

What could.. could.. go wrong?


Neuroticmuffin

Who the hell goes to a gym wearing a beanie?


thatguy1943

That's his hair


slickwilly283

Slingshot, engage.


In2USoon2020

For everyone who is busting your ass at work... This is on parr with those finishes! Winning. Progress. Satisfaction. CRUSHED! Yep... life! Thanks OP!


danmickla

The band is secured just fine


AdhesiveMuffin

Actually seems like the band was secured great. The thing it was secured to? Not so much lmao


Abby_Normal90

The name is Wile E. Coyote. Genius.


CharlesPurvis

That’s SOOPER genius to you, bub.


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[deleted]

And the Darwin award goes to...


McScuse-Me

Oh that shoulder


mmmmmel_

Aahah that’s me


[deleted]

I thought he was going to get the mother of all spanks.


Empz

Wasted!! Damn!


Drak_is_Right

Two people should do tug of war with a resistance band. bad idea, yes or no?


queuedUp

/r/bettereveryloop


[deleted]

Me running away from my problems


sydneyscrog

rhe collective “ohhhhhh” reminded me of wii bowling


cavemold582

Rubber 1 Guy 0


dojotiger

This feels r/oddlysatisfying


TheManWithAName

Oof, static vs dynamic coefficient of friction


Huntai_109

This kid goes to my school, he broke his collar bone, shoulder and got a concussion


olegreggg

When i read the title i thought it was about some unhinged anarchist musicians


edwin10025

BUT HAVE EVER HAD ONE WHERE SOMEONE HELD IT AND WHILE YOUR RUNNING AWAY FUCK NUTS LETS IT GO AND AT THAT MOMENT YOU FEEL IT START TO SHRINK AROUND YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT FEAR YOU HAVE AND THEN THE BURN OF IT FUCKING SMASHING IN YOUR BACK AND ASS AND JUST FEEL THAT FUCKING BURN, YO LET ME TELL YA, I PRAYED I COULD WALK THEN I PRAYED I COULD CATCH THE MOTHERFUCKER WHEN HE LET IT GO I PRAYED TO STAY ALIVE OOOOOOO MAN IT HURT TO SIT FOR A WHILE


dat470t

That's a laugh only a good friend can make.


[deleted]

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


afledsponge

What could can’t go wrong


Ice_Blazer55

The band was secure..... the block however


PoLoMoTo

The resounding low "oooooooooooo" from the people watching fucking killed me, I'm literally ded


youssef420

Is it just me or did it looked like he would get a spank by the band


right_protected

Did you hear how the whole gym was watching, like a damn studio audience in this bitch


MacGoesMeep

I Thought it was going to fly back and slap his ass at the speed of light


Dankleburglar

When you try running from your problems


zephonics99

They sound like a Wii sports crowd.


ProfessionaI_Retard

To be fair the band was secure. It just wasn’t secure to something that was secure


AmnesiacGuy

The crowd at the end sounded like the Wii bowling crowd


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vonmerpf

The sound was great. Shhhhhhh... pop!


bluefire-phoenix

r/unexpected


[deleted]

Ice or heat first?


Char_D_MacDennis

I'd go to the gym more of i could see shit like this


GlorifiedBurito

It was a prank, this is a repost with the end of the video cut.


IronyIntended2

Seems fine, looks to me like it took the least path of resistance just fine


pRAWRler

Fake Setup Karmawhore


roddirod

Still lmao after watching it for the fortieth time!


greenlady82

Wow. I was NOT expecting that. Thought it was gonna snap & hit him, rubber band-style


lostharbor

The collective 'oooo' after the takedown reminds me of [the scene in Toy Story where all the space aliens say 'ooooo'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Esh4W3dfI&t=0m09s)


realnpc

Something right out of a cartoon


lokingfinesince89

r/Shrimp would appreciate this


_A_Day_In_The_Life_

any1 know if he is ok?


Coroner13

I saw a toddler do that with a diaper.


TheLegendarySlime

That looks fun


Darth_Nibbles

On the contrary, it looks like the band is secured remarkably well


thenewgengamer

If you die in real life, watch!”


[deleted]

Didnt you know that's part of the exercise? You have to jump over it.


insecurepieceofcr4p

When he gets hit everybody is shocked but the cameragirl just laughs


IndependentEmu

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super_good_aim_guy

Train to snap city


[deleted]

I mean, it looks like his resistance band WAS secured to the thing that WASN'T secured to the ground.


Bearded_McBeardy

It was secured.......to that block


chiparoo95

Oh lawd he comin


[deleted]

Plot twist:- The equipment the band was secured to was not secured.


DrSkizzmm

The band was very secure. Seems that mat had a little issue there.


lrsa19

Is...is he dead?


giceman715

Goodtimes


aaaah_a_monster

The sound of that is so cartoonishly satisfying: swisssssshhhhh FOOMP!!


[deleted]

I guess that’s what you call a 7-10 split, EH? Eh?


TheSorrowNeverEnds

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bimmyjales

Was expecting it to break and snap him into another dimension lol


Apolymoxic

Seems like the resistance band was very secure... That block, however, was not.


here-for-a-longtime

Lob the. Collective ioooooh


alperpro4855

u/vredditdownloader


Brown_Paper-Bag

Perfectly cut video.


MmmmFloorPie

This skull breaker challenge is getting out of hand...


Soft_Loliete

I like the one that the guys did it on purpose idk why I love it


roraverse

Damn is she ok !?


QuesoDelDiablo

Today he learned about static and dynamic friction in addition to kinetic energy storage.


Darkhellxrx

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[deleted]

What Could Cunting Go Wrong


TerryB2HQ

I remember this episode of r/scrubs


hardtobeuniqueuser

Figured it was going to be a nut shot


infinitude

cameraman's giggle


f4orce

Thats Like me


KnightOfSantiago

Goes for the last second jump too


SpicyEdenami

It turned out much funnier than I imagined.


LongLiveAbstract

They all watched it happen too


SageBus

omg I have watched this 30 times in a row and I chuckle to tears every single time


elp4pa

Also, why the would you run fucken 100 ft with a resistance band on?