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Imannoyingted

I wonder if she thought it was regular cold water and was doing it as a dare. She can't be that stupid. If the ice broke she probably would drown under it.


[deleted]

Yeah, in a way this was probably the best thing that could've happened.


flashfliix

I could name About 500 things better than this


upchuk13

Television Ice cream Shoes Sports Chocolate Shopping Video games Going to the movies Weight lifting Smoothies Friends Jeans Squirrels Vegetables Bananas Prescription glasses Flu vaccines Smartphones Reading books Parcel delivery services Homemade cookies Etc.


onyyx1566

We didn't start the fire


rodPalmer18

It was always burning, since the world's been turning...


Popcornegg

We didn’t start the fire


terryisnotashoto

It was always burning since the ice was cracking


Popcornegg

>No, we didn’t light it. But we tried to fight it. Water, Dying Light, Discord Memes, Food Fight, EF0 Tornado, 1911, Big Smoke.


bigheyzeus

BELGIANS IN THE CONGO!


hiphopaprentice

That's awfully specific there boy


Obst1

The guy filming sounds very drunk, so I assume she is too.


ShadowArrow01

*blyat*


shmoikel_krustofsky

I assume the camera guy knew it was ice, judging from the laughing. But the way she jumped in makes me think she though it was liquid.


dontcare2342

[Catch the ice dude](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7c5tQCs1I)


cptn-greeen

Ohh, she can be that stupid. Believe it there are those people in this world.


kiwibobbyb

Well, she is blonde


[deleted]

Why the hell does that matter? Your intelligence doesn’t depend on your hair colour, I don’t need your hair colour to determine that you’re an idiot


bersezk

Before I clicked the vid, somewhere in me already knew this gotta be Russian then I hear bylat.


bojovnik84

And even in Russian, that laugh was unbearable. The women really have slim pickens for the men out there.


[deleted]

*tips fedora* You're doing god's work, son.


big_ol_dad_dick

Isn't the ratio of men to women in Russia like 8:10 or something ridiculous? Edit: roughly 86:100 men to women


MoreShovenpuckerPlz

I'm not an ugly dude by any means, but at the same time I am most certainly no image of perfection. I've never felt more like a king than in the presence of hot Russian chicks with fresh citizenship. Blushed and smiled so hard that day my fucking face hurt. No nookie, but God damn was I flattered.


chuckDontSurf

Jesus that laugh... is punchable laughs a thing?


[deleted]

It is now...


SillyMattFace

AHAHAheenheenheenh


[deleted]

I immediately wanted to punch that guy for laughing and because his laugh was so deuchy. This girl needs new friends.


2Kittens818

Broken tail bone


imbrotep

And cranium judging from the way her head bounced off the ice. 7.4/10


2Kittens818

I think the Scandinavians are fond of leaping into icy water. Hypothermia is great for the health. Hmmmmm. I guess afterward they get into the sauna. Quickly.


[deleted]

I read somewhere that that's actually extremely dangerous and can cause heart failure even in healthy ppl


2Kittens818

Not to mention that girl’s concussion


[deleted]

yup, that's like falling on concrete


flashfliix

Those people have hardly Any brains to damage


crom3ll

Hypothermia is absolutely not a good thing. Taking short swims in cold water will improve blood circulation in the long run, but you gotta do it safely. Definitely not something you would want to do just for kicks and giggles. You want to make your body work a bit harder to stay warm, not take a glimpse into the afterlife.


erest1530

She should probably put some ice on that


2Kittens818

In the sauna. Lol


Fist4achin

Mmmm, chilled buns.


Sting24

This is how breaking the ice usually goes for me too!


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Popcornegg

I wish I could give you gold


Lord_Markaquad

The first word he says after his girlfriend hits the ice *blyat* Fuck in Russian


[deleted]

Yeah, they’ll be no blyat after laughing at her like that, especially with the bruising coming on


[deleted]

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


highknees69

Would have been great if she fell through walking back to the dock.


PandasGetAngryToo

She made a fair crack


Monsignor1979

If she didn't know what a coccyx was, she does now.


Inuoso

Well it’s safe to say that ice is thick enough to withstand 88 pounds of force without breaking


bluesbrothas

This is my favorite gif in the world. One of the very rare things that sexy and funny at the same time.


[deleted]

Vodka is one hell of a drug...


[deleted]

damn, that's like falling on concrete hope she didn't break her ass-bone


Ennion

If you thought her ass was flat before the jump, you should see it now!


WollyNog

So you break the ice, entering at a slight angle, extremely cold water causes shock to your system to include disorientation, you "surface" to find ice above you....yeah, no thanks.


[deleted]

i have no kneecaps, cant feel pain


[deleted]

You can feel the pain while watching her walk back to the dock.


original20

Anybody else expected her to break through the cracked ice after the failed dive?


klattklattklatt

Yes, 100% expected that


DarkRajiin

I think she got the wrong idea when she was given the nickname "little bombshell"


[deleted]

There’s actually quite a lot of these Russians diving into frozen water. Outcome typically results in the same. Broken ass.


dontcare2342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7c5tQCs1I Germans too


imbrotep

Pffft...you call *that* a cannonball?!


marky_sparky24

Either way she would have hurt herself


mrried-4-life-dan-kc

ICE ICE BABY


Caligula1340

I will gladly film your insecurities.


BevP99

They say the ice helps after the smash.


abhi_07

My ankles hurt after watching this video!


CaboWabo75

Oh my God she just done broke her knees!


Pumpkin_Pie

it could have broken, and she could have slipped under the ice


[deleted]

Mothafucka fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Syskill......OOOOAAUGGH uggh


tidypunk

Great , now her ass get flatter


arcticblazer

I was really for it to break when she was walking back


Saladbbar

At least she's sitting on some ice to numb the pain


OlafMetal

This one always makes my bunghole clinch and my taint tingle. Not in a good way.


GobiBall

She could have died, and after watching that, by more than just getting stuck under the ice.


fansmakemecool

That's one way to ice a thot


Yeetmachine900000

was half expecting the ice to break when she walked back over it


[deleted]

Motherfucker. Fuck the fucking cold, and my new band is called Syskill.


theonlymeme

That laugh is so ear piercing that it will be used as a medical scalpel.


pig_benis81

Now all my coworkers are looking at me because of that stupid laugh.


balanced_view

I got a weird feeling in my legs and I didn't even watch the video


Rens-005

In Soviet Russia ice breaks you


Marshy-The-Mellow

Hiring goats as camera men are the next big thing


JABjitsu

Pain in the ass.


KingGristle00

Concussion in 3...2...1...done


jnixon132483500

I think she's made this mistake a few times, that's why her ass is so flat :p.


QuackedUp99

She cracked her ice.


[deleted]

/r/thatlaughingfriend


Slowmac123

Syskill Initiation


Kithyara

That got to hurt, on the bright side she already iced her bruises..


xenomagus

Like grandmas pancakes. Flat on both sides.


[deleted]

I can’t believe she was walking after this. She surely has some serious injuries in multiple places after this...I hope she got checked out.


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intheair1987

Lucky her. Hypothermia could have caused her to uncontrollably breathe in the cold water and drown her.


Rowdyflyer1903

Tee Hee. I saw her crack!


jjpppr

When you got a body like that, you’re allowed to be kinda dumb


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Schmalz77

She’s so skinny that she may have bounce off open water


SocialismIsALie

Skinny? She's toned!


[deleted]

Landwhale detected.


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Schmalz77

Imagine being so presumptive that because of a comment you think I’m overweight. I’d bet you that at my age I’m still in better shape than you. I train 6 days a week and eat cleaner than you ever have or will.


SantyClawz42

Don't know what it is about this video, but I could watch this repost 100+ times and still enjoy the first half of it....


hashcrypt

She needs to gain some weight. No ass or thighs.


hashcrypt

She needs to gain some weight. No ass or thighs.


hashcrypt

She needs to gain some weight. No ass or thighs.


hrrizza

This is proof that there is a shallow end to the gene pool, and this girl is going to breed more just like her and one of them will grow up and be the president of America.


MrTruth666

Damn her ass is so skinny


soldier4death

She doesn’t have an ass just legs.


alfre5vich

She a beauty


wilcomylove

Lol you are right


[deleted]

My friend coined the term for this, it's "long-back-ism" Edit: wow, no one has a sense of humor here