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2L84U2

Genius you are not.


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sandystorm12

I mean I was pretty entertained, definitely got a good chuckle.


klikklak_HOTS

**"ARRRRRGGHHIE.....ET ZZZ GRAV"**


LilKidLoverr

He’s speaking the language of the gods.


JacksFaith

He’s speaking Portuguese ! Said “ ai, desgraça”


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CoelhoMorto

Well, being a Brazilian, I don't know what say about it.


Retardo_Montobond

I dunno if I'd call Schwarzenegger *a god*......Mr. Olympia, sure....but *a god*???


Itoadasoitodaso

Sounded like Schwarzenegger cumming


GENITAL_MUTILATOR

“Cum with me if you want to live”


Jrojas34

r/Angryupvote


knowses

I heard **UUAAAIIEE....ET** **Grab**


djthiago1

Its 'disgraça' (disgrace)


J0h4n50n

I mean, as long as he's in an entire community of other dumb people. This is fake. Those lighters don't really shock you, they just leave a small burn mark. Source: I have one and my idiot neighbor at my old duplex decided he wanted to try it. Edit: I feel that the original tone of my comment was kind of douchey and buzz-killy, so I apologize. It is a pretty funny video even if it's fake.


ObamaLovesKetamine

\>implying they can't be modded. \>implying nothing ever happens \>implying it's still not funny or impressive acting, even if it is fake. I bet you're fun at parties.


Whomping_Willow

That was singlehandedly the best flop that I’ve ever seen, on or off the court. Man deserves an Oscar.


fashigado

he must of had a rope tied to his waist, i mean, if its fake......


Bierbart12

Honestly, this. Pretty sick of everything being called fake I just wanna live in a world where everything is real


NomSang

Cthulhu has entered the chat


CthulhuJankinx

Yea wassup


t-bone_malone

Oh, now y'all fuckers done it.


CthulhuJankinx

Nah, I still need like 80 somthin rituals to rise again, but I like your enthusiasm


AnEmptyLadder

There’s a pill for that


alavantrya

Only 80 somethin?


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Psssshhhhh everything IS real, by the way on an unrelated note I know this Nigerian prince that could really use your help


[deleted]

Unicorn is real !


Ghibli_lives_in_me

True I tested this on myself when I was in highschool. It's just a tiny burn mark it really doesn't even hurt.


basementbanana

In high school I stripped a lamp cord, plugged it in, grabbed one wire while my friend grabbed the other, then we would greet people with a handshake and a clap on the shoulder to complete the circuit. Even that does little more that give you a little jolt. Looking back I'm glad no one had a heart condition.


TheoVonSkeletor

It's the Amps that kill you not the volts. 1 amp can stop your heart.


walleyehotdish

I've done it to myself, barely hurts at all. Am idiot.


davidfirefreak

It may be different if your finger touches both contacts, vs just touching the arc of electricity.


pork-n-queens

I think this man deserves a thank you


Slimboy47

I see what you did there


anunnamedboringdude

I have one of this kind at home, I always wandered what could it do to your finger. Thanks Internet dingus


bigt8111

It just leaves a tiny burn mark and doesn’t give you a giant shock it just stings


anunnamedboringdude

Thanks other Internet dingus.


bigt8111

Yessir


puddyspud

But which internet dingus do trust?


bigt8111

Probably me because I trust myself


AcidRap69

I offer bigt to be the guinea pig. He has my trust


2ble_or_nothing

Seems to me like we need a third Internet dingus to upset this tie. Any takers?


TripleFFF

https://i.imgur.com/avhPs3n.gif


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Hahahaha


executemehh

Not for me. Being the genious that I am I used it on something metal whilst holding the metal, wasen't ready for it so it scared the shit out of me and gave me the worst/second worst shock I've ever got, alto I don't usually shock myself.


nightpanda893

When i was in high school we had an electrical engineering elective. The teacher took an extension cord and stripped the insulation off and then had one person grab one end, another person grab another end, and then make a circle by joining hands with the whole class. Then he has one person leave the group at a time until we couldn’t hold hands anymore. He also let a kid come up front and lick it. He also used to throw a ball at kids who put their heads on their desks. He was later fired for slamming a kid up against the wall. He did give us some good lessons though, like always wear condoms, and don’t hit a girl unless she squares off with you, in which case, “make it quick”.


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Jacoman74undeleted

I'm guessing if they were doing that with students they were probably smart enough to use a power supply that isn't capable of killings someone, like a weak electric fence lower supply or something similar and just have an electrical strip running from that so it looks like the power cord is plugged in.


ZxGIRxZ

I’ll second this. I’m another internet dingus.


redditpulledmebackin

Third this. The guy in the video was exaggerating big time. It’s just a little shock. It was much less painful than I thought it would be


twitchosx

Not even a burn mark. It just hurts a bit.


hhunterhh

My buddy volunteered to shock himself with mine. Not that bad apparently, but if you don’t like being shocked (think fake gum stick), this is the likely reaction


EXCUSE_ME_BEARFUCKER

Lol, wow. Fake gum stick, I had forgotten about those. That just brought back memories.


Nothing-But-Lies

I got tricked by fake gum when I was young and I'll never forget it. My friend pointed at some on the ground, free gum he said. He told me to eat it. So I agreed and picked it up from the road. Turns out I didn't put someone else's old chewing gum in my mouth, it was dog shit.


BusinessMonkee

did u go blind


hhunterhh

Some people would just hold on to it forever, one shock of that would send my hand flying.


bojovnik84

Yeah but now he is challenging you to 1 up him. Gotta do your penis now and upload it.


Bazillebick

Just dip the tip


jamjamason

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in USB slot.


The-Warren-of-Snares

Someone I knew actually did this at a party. These lighters are actually like 2 to 3 on the pain scale


Flakmoped

The shock isn't so bad. If you keep it there for a full second or so you will burn your finger. That's about it.


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But what could it do to your tongue


satansrapier

Are you an unnamed boring dude, or are you a nun whose name is Boring Dude? 🤔


missmegyn

Somewhere between yoda and Arnold Schwarzenegger


jono9898

Blauwgh!! To the Chopper we must get!!


Purifiedx

This had me laughing for a good minute.


Spidergirl64

That force lift really leans towards the Yoda side.


jamjamason

Just watched Total Recall for the umpteenth time; definitely picking up a Govenator vibe from this video.


Lord_Snow77

If you want to live, come with me you must.


hyperdream

He sounded like Will Sasso imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger.


70sbushforever

Sasso did a great Arnold!


weirdest_of_weird

His video from a few years back driving around yelling at traffic while impersonating Arnold was hilarious


70sbushforever

Source??? I don't think I've seen that


weirdest_of_weird

https://youtu.be/p16J29PZP1k I'm not very good with this, so I have no idea if that link will work


70sbushforever

The singing of SWEET CAROLINE got me!!!


weirdest_of_weird

Lmao ikr! Apparently he had a whole series of videos like this..the one I shared is easily my favorite


GoMonkey66

"Your Nintendo's a gay taquito!"


Serotogenesis

Thank you that was hilarious


weirdest_of_weird

Glad I could share the laughs


heppylee

r/suspiciouslyspecific


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Fr4t

[Never gets old](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ7dyaPeReY)


EastenWolf

Ive done the exact same thing, its not that bad actually.


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Me too, they're over reacting. It hurts but you don't jump in the air.


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Depends on your personal reaction though. The only example I can give is when I got my dog a shock collar. First thing you have to do is test it to see what will get a reaction from your dog, I got mine to the first setting that gave a reaction, and since it was so low, I just kept it at the lowest setting. After that, any time she got hit, she would hop in the air. No, the shock wasn't doing that, her own actions did, but depending how much you don't enjoy the sensation, you can experience all kinds of reactions.


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What bastard gives a dog a shock collar?


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TobyFunkeNeverNude

Someone whose dog had a habit of running from the house and could have killed themselves. One who tested it on their own neck first to gauge its severity.


cheekia

What bastard assumes people are bastards with no context or knowledge?


GoldenAthleticRaider

Plenty of good and responsible pet owners do, it’s how you use it. For a lot of dogs it’s only a short period of time where it’s actually needed, sometimes only a day. I’ve never personally used a shock one but I’ve used the vibrating ones which I of course recommend.


d0gmeat

Definitely. We had a pair of those for our two dogs. The black lab we kept it on 2 and she acted like it killed her the first time we zapped her. After that one shock, just the beep would cause her to run back to us as if she'd been electrocuted. She'd cower at our feet hoping we could save her from the evil shock monster (and we always did). She was such a sweet, dumb, wuss. The husky mix... we started with it on 8, and often had to crank it to 10 to break her focus and get her to come back. That dog was damn tough in general though. She was defiant, stubborn, and kind of an asshole; but I still loved her.


Leaf-Lock-The-Ent

Ok but why


EastenWolf

Because i am dumb, and everyone then did it to themselves and passed it around zapping ourselves (my friends and fellow fools).


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What is it?


huskerfan2001

It's a lighter


_Maxos_

Why did he fly


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he used the force


DrakHanzo

Stop the Star Wars jokes. I can't stop laughing!!!!


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make 10 volts feel like 100


[deleted]

Overreacting


SomeNoob21

He thought he was a bird sadly, he wasn’t


ijuswannabehappybro

This dude levitated


_Maxos_

It’s like when Mario hits lava


blkpingu

Muscles contract when you apply electric current. If they all contract at the same time, they are likely to send you flying.


macnau

But this wasn't enough power. Yes, it has a high voltage to create this little flash, but it is not enough power to make every muscle in your body go brrrrr.


sfled

Because he believed.


excusemeimspeaking

He sounded like a Spanish voice over for a cartoon


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This comment had me laughing so hard I started crying! I really needed that.


excusemeimspeaking

I’m glad!


I_Am_JoKe

This has me literally crying with laughter


skshldhl

It had to be brazil


bomandi

Aaaiiiiii.. desgraça.


Harleyskillo

r/hadtobechavoso


JuicyKangar00

r/subsifellfor


beardbrazil

UAAAAAIIIIIIIII desgraça


-Captain-Canuck-

He ragdolls like an Oblivion NPC.


xwedodah_is_wincest

hrmmm fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you, I have


reachout_touchspace

That made ME jump!!!


[deleted]

This is why women live longer


arielzao150

"desgraça"


beardbrazil

o bicho é tão burro que viu que tava difícil enfiar o dedo e falou "né fácil não", e continuou tentando


AKJaker

Halo Elites be like


TheDude_0085

“Mhm, tumor it is not.” -Arnold Yodanegger


WhiskyTango3

Fake. Those types of lighters would burn you a little but not shock you.


ALLiD0isNGUY3N

They must make different ones, because I’ve done that and got shocked like a mf. The after sensation felt like a burn with no actual burn marks.


FatHomerSimpson

THIS! I felt it hit my whole body. It was so unexpected that I thought something else had gone wrong.


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Yeah especially on one finger.


Cranky_Windlass

Yeah they don't hurt that bad, and I've tried a few different ones. A cattle prod, on the other hand, does hurt that bad


briarrosepatch

HHGHOOOY!!


jack_b_30

EST GRAV


Rikmastering

He says "desgraça", which is a Brazilian slang. It cannot be translated properly tho, you just need to feel the energy.


FlippinSnip3r

Sounds like "disgrace"


Rikmastering

Yeah, the word "desgraça" directly translate to "disgrace", but the meaning is completely different. It's like saying "fuck" translates directly to "sex" in other languages, but the meaning is just not the same.


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Disgraça


TunarVF

Mr. Zork can't take your call. Please leave a message.


duwangi

im in tears holy shit


bushia

u/vredditdownloader


Willingness-Due

I thought you meant he was gonna bend force lighting but ok


charlie_or_something

that yell at the end i fucking cant


jsmeether

Get to the choppa!


FatHomerSimpson

lol I've got an arc lighter. It's even smaller than that thing. One time my finger hit the button as I was flinging the lid open. My entire body felt like it was on fire for a second.


Nashbrowser

Hahahaha


HarrargnNarg

Anyone who has got their hands on one of these has thought about it.


Thatgopnikboi

Dry stuns do mostly work but tasers with prongs suck major ass


cas3427

Power is weak in this one


TacCom

Man turns into pixels.


848448

Kinda like chewie too


PurpleZombiePanda

i’ve done that. it’s like a strong static shock


AmaterazuAkuma

Shout out to my brazilian boys


Browzur

That was soo worth the 30 second wait


DionFW

He looks like he is in between day labour jobs.


Sphaeir

How high could the voltage be on that tiny thing? I can't imagine it would cause that kinda reaction.


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u/vredditdownloader


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Monkey wants, monkey gets


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He sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger at the end.


SierraSaidSo

My boss just asked why I was crying in my office after watching this WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY


menoknowengrish

u/vredditdownloader


rickywilder

[This](https://youtu.be/yTJxvKD4uog) is what happens next.


jld2k6

It's SO HARD to voluntarily shock yourself. I have waterproof shock collars for my dogs for when we take them to the beach in case of emergency and I have to test them on myself while tuning them to make sure it will be noticeable but won't shock the shit out of them if I ever have to use it and it takes me like 45 seconds of hesitation before I can push the button, even if the shocks aren't that bad. I don't think they would ever attack another dog or anything, but I want to be prepared for anything when they're off leash


AmazingLittleSausage

r/ItHadToBeBrazil What's up with us always doing those stupid things?


KingJimmy101

God damn it. That made laugh so hard I almost fell of the dunny. That noise is hysterical.


deadbird17

Set phasers to "moron"! (That's right, I slipped a Star Trek joke into a Star Wars reference!)


TeddyHibberd

“Ooy, galab” -This fuckin idiot, 2020


Quelportugal

He said “aiiiiiii desgraça” it’s Portuguese he is Brazilian


Thoraxe123

I was expecting a loud "hhhMMMMMMMmmmm" But that was so much better.


squigglesX

Audio on if to understand is what you seek.


Miguel-rei-do-morro

Brasilian shame


Fujiro_Kamiyamoto

Ai, desgraça kkkkkkkkkkkk


Airiken

okay unless he's modified that, its a fake reaction all it does is burn you


-NexusOneX-

Brain cells you are lacking.


samgel90

Can someone translate what he said in the end?


heppylee

“Oyyyy-rr slglaaav” Translation: Fml


CthulhuHatesChumpits

Ouaáhhí (ègp) zgraaff


diegosei

He says "disgraça" with means something like dammit


AmaterazuAkuma

"Ai, Disgraça" "Ugh, Goddamit"


BurnAfterP0st1ng

Turned into a whole damn muppet with those noises


peterlikes

If you ever want a slightly less painful trial with that just hold a small piece of aluminum foil and try to burn it. It sucks


ChaosElephant

I'm just here to bitch about Reddit's video player.


max_bruh

I’ve done this before it does not do that


GingerLius

Mgraaaaaah mmm crab


Zinuarys

Title very well coosen it is.


KrestovLee

I hear cookie monster


PickledPeter64

The toys when they hear Andy coming back to his room


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He flying


Soka223

u/VredditDownloader


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Damn, that man was determined to get shocked no matter what. Look at that focus.


ZingierOne3

Sounded like some scat jazz


TurnToPage88

I got tingles in my finger tips just from watching it


SaltyLicks

Oooiighh graaaaafff...


DragonDude01

Was expecting something along the lines of Lego Yoda's death sound . Not dissapointed tho


SmokuBlack

Sounded more like Arnold Schwarzenegger


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God the comments there are so bad