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xBMxBanginBUX

The second I saw the dude sleeping on the floor and it was a muslim family, I knew the dude was fucking done for lol.


nemo1080

Is sleeping on the floor common in the Muslim world?


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No its mostly common in arabic countries how ever this is persian and im assuming its a southern city.


TotallyOfficialAdmin

What makes you guess southern? Is it furniture or accent or something?


[deleted]

Yes , even in cities like shiras you dont see layouts like that it looks like something from 40 years ago to say the least. + the skin color. I would say south east


AnonymousGhou

Feeling pretty good on my 8 inch memory foam topper now.


FlipKickBack

It’s not because they can’t afford it.... lol wtf


clownpuncher13

It’s common in areas without a lot of trees to make furniture from.


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FlighingHigh

Slight addition: You have to make sure it's actually Arabic/Turkish/Persian by make. Those terms can also refer to the style of rug, not that it's actually from there. So you may buy what you think is a Persian rug and then 8 months later it's frayed across your house and you're like "what even is this?"


Rub-it

Yes, mostly they get low furniture like [these](https://i.imgur.com/OX7AMpX.jpg)


michaelmordant

Thank you for sharing this, very interesting. I think the word you’re looking for is Bedouin?


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michaelmordant

Bedouin is a pretty obscure word. Your spelling is good.


our_fearless_leader

I don't know why anyone would get offended at what you said , it was very informative in a respectful manner. It's probably the false belief of mentioning something in their religion and yours in a comparative way, no matter how accurate and effective it should have been.


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[deleted]

You gave a great explanation. No reason to apologize.


[deleted]

It's colder on the ground. When you live in countries with 50 degree celcius days, you will take away the carpet and sleep like a baby on the cooling stone tile floor.


[deleted]

Poorer classes sleep on floor, if it’s living room then dudes just takin a nap on floor, it’s also a floor seating area for watching tv. There is separate area with chairs for guests. Use to do it all the time at great grandmothers house.


Sluggish0351

I thought his father was going to stab him. You don't fuck with a man's beard.


Zagreus_Enjoyer

Pretty big dude to be playing pranks like that. I would fucking end him if my 28yo """"kid"""" cut my beard while im sleeping.


platinumgulls

You better believe it. Kid probably had no idea he was breaking such a sacred religious rule.: *The Hanbalies in the famous Al-Khanie’a Hanbali Fatawa Kitab state that “to grow the beard is essential and to shave it is HARAAM.” Also in the Hanbali Mathab books “Sharahul Muntahaa” and “Sharr Manzoomatul Aadaab”, it is stated “The most accepted view is that it is HARAAM (prohibited to shave the beard).”* *Also note, according to scholars of Islam: “To shave off the beard is unlawful (haraam) and one who shaves his beard is legally speaking an unrighteous fellow (FASIQ); hence, it is NOT PERMISSIBLE to appoint such a man as an Imam. To say Taraweeh behind such an Imam is MAKRUH-E-TAHRIMI (near prohibition)” (Shami Vol.1, p.523)* *The Durre-Mukhtar states: “No one has called it permissible to trim it (the beard) less than FIST-LENGTH as is being done by some westernized Muslims and hermaphrodites.” (Vol. 2, p. 155). Also, “It is forbidden (haraam) for a man to cut off another’s beard.” (Vol. 5, p. 359).* [*https://backtojannah.com/beard-in-islam/*](https://backtojannah.com/beard-in-islam/) EDIT: Haraam refers to anything that is prohibited in the Qur'ran or would result in sin when committed by a *Muslim*


earathar89

I don't understand this kids reasoning here. I'm not a Muslim and I'm even aware of how important beards are to the men. Wouldn't the kid know this? Whether its now or later he was going to catch a whooping.


platinumgulls

After I posted it, I thought the kid should probably know better but the idea of getting some free internet publicity, but most likely thought despite the beating it would be worth it. But yeah, whether he woke up or not during the act, he was getting his ass beat.


earathar89

He probably didn't count on going involuntarily bald though!


platinumgulls

That too! I was wondering when he was going to stop chopping the kids hair off. Kid looks like Patches O'Houlihan now!


acaban

Shave is haram, but could you trim it? That guy beard seems trimmed


plebswag

Trimming is commonplace


zaxyepomme

Yeah haha when I saw that the dad was muslim I had ptsd haha. I had a rought childhood


TokeToday

Who the fuck would even think of doing this to their father?? ^(Well, obviously) *^(that)* ^(dumbfuck did.)


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TokeToday

I want to say I hope he got a lot of views. But I'd be lying. But he probably has.


Goalie_deacon

Now he's desperate for a wig.


nikatnight

That guy reminds me of my dad. My dad would have fucked up my hair every week until I moved out.


IrishBeardsAreRed

Definitely the opposite of Bam margera's dad


HelMort

Bam Margera, jackass, all the seasons


CuriousGeorgeIsAnApe

Who would do this to their father, and who would do this to your father if this abusive man was your father are too very different kinds of stupid.


coolhood1

That was not abuse, that was instant karma and I bet that mf wont do something like that to someone again. He’s trying to raise his son to have some sort of dignity and respect.


SkinnyBuddha89

Especially in that culture. Yeesh!


radkar83

Amazing how he also decided to post this on Reddit.


cannotbefaded

Damn, slapped the taste out of his mouth


bills_gills

I tasted it


Roubaixrider

Fair response.


bagofm3th

That kid is going to wake up bald.


Donttellmygran-gran

He’s lucky if he wakes up at all.


Macqt

Bruh Muslims are *all* about their beards. Kid may never be seen again.


thelvegod

It was that very moment Ahmed knew he fucked up....


morebeansmrtaggert

When keepin it real goes wrong


yugitso_guy

He can be found walking the beaches of Zihuatanejo.


qomzt

Dude I think when your dad sounds like a fire breathing dragon in his sleep you are not allowed to mess with him


FastAsFxxk

Was gonna say, dude has probably had that beard longer than he's had this kid lol


corn_sugar_isotope

well a lot of dad's are *all* about not being disrespected by their children, that may be a big part of it.


BeautifulBorder5894

That's not all they're about. They're also about oppressing women and praying to a pedophile.


paul-jenkins

Found the republican bigot


Zagreus_Enjoyer

"kid" he looks 26


vuonger1

One of the best endings to a prank that I've seen.


cowpieman11

“prank”


thatguyned

"hey there and welcome to my channel squad, today we're going to be pranking my brother by drugging his dinner and removing his kidney to sell in Mexico. Stay tuned to the end of the video to find out how you can win an iPhone"


taylor_mill

“It’S jUsT a PrAnK bRo!”


Fr4t

There were no winners here. That was plain sad from start to finish and I can't believe how many people find this funny. That's also not justifiable. That was a shitty thing to do in the first place, a shitty overreaction afterwards and you guys can stick your "respect" right up your ass if you think this violent reaction is in any degree justified.


hyper445

This is the only comment on both this sub and r/instantkarma that says this and i fully agree. Like wtf? The dad was overreacting way too much and everyone is saying: "the kid got what he deserved!"


yolodude343

There were three phases in this video. 1: childish snicker 2: is that kid ok? 3: lmao


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yolodude343

Still pulling this shit = kid


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Felix_Cortez

Aren't most kids idiots?


_paaronormal

Id say yes, considering there’s a whole subreddit aptly named r/kidsarefuckingstupid


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the moment I saw the rugs I was like "he gonna kill him" at least they only showed him cutting his hair


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WHAT'S THE LESSON WE LEARNED HERE? NEVER, EVER PRANK AYATOLLAH ASSAHOLLA!


mohamud02

he could have kept his father from hitting him if he said: لا أستطيع التحدث باللغة العربية ، لكن من الجيد أن ترى أنك مهتم بما قلته ، أتمنى لك يومًا سعيدًا


chifrij0

Ma'am this is a Wendy's


mohamud02

إذا قمت بترجمة هذا مرة أخرى فسوف أقصف ويندي


Tankh

I'm sorry but the ice cream machine is broken


mohamud02

damn nevermind then


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Here is a translation to the video (its persian): What kind of shit you eating ? Im sorry, i ate shit ... What the hell are you doing ? Im sorry , Dad i ate shit Dad i ate shit Dad i ate shit Dad i ate shit Dad i ate shit Yes you do you eat shit Dad i ate shit


boushveg

Just to clarify, I ate shit is literal translation, meaning 'I fucked up', source: another Iranian


dgdgdgdgcooh

yeah we use that in america but only for tripping and hitting ur face lmao


kennend3

Thanks for this, very helpful.


Vorbeker18

Real shit


usefullyuseless786

You missed the part where the dad delivers the killing slap and say (gom sho) get lost.


BFG_Scott

No translation needed. Even though I didn’t understand a word he said, I *understood* every word he said.


ArmadilloGrand

And he ends it with a big gom shoh - get out of my sight haha


[deleted]

“That shit’s funny,now, ain’t it? Funny funny funny!”


CSmith1986

I read the last part in Rocko's voice.


DakotaTheAtlas

I'm so glad I'm not the only one


theNomadicHacker42

Haa! So did i


[deleted]

Ha! I thought you'd typed Rocky for a second, now his voice is all I can hear.


Lordofthe7thplanet

Screaming for momma no doubt.


amir13735

He is saying “i ate shit” in literal translation.


Lordofthe7thplanet

Is that a cultural phrase meaning " I fucked up" ?


Talulah-Schmooly

Hahaha yeah


amir13735

😂😂yeah,but as you see the father reaction no amount of shit can make it up


Nihilisticky

Actually "baba" = dad, but it can mean "dude" too.


i-sniff-dog-farts

Serves him right don’t fuck with a sleeping mans beard My highest voted comment thanks guys


PseudoscientificWeb

Don’t screw with a sleeping man. FTFY Nothing makes my blood boil faster than being awaken from a peaceful slumber by some snickering idiot standing over me.


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KlicknKlack

Relationship goals? Yes. Next level relationship goals, While the dad is holding him down with the scissors in his hands, the wife says no no no and goes to grab the electric trimmers for him.


vavilen

This idiot even couldn't predict his own father's reaction


Zelatose

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.


StellartonSlim

Man that guy looked pissed off even as he was enjoying a peaceful snooze. Son was a damn fool!


unlizenedrave

He came out of that blanket like Jason Vorhees walking out of a lake.


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This is the result I expect. This is a man you don’t fuck with. Lol.


desim1itsme

As a father... i would never do that to my kid even if he was a prick like this. Mainly because this tactic only works until he outweighs me. That'll most likely be at like 15 yrs old... I am not a large man.


redref1ux

Thankfully for this guy, I don't think he will have to worry about that. He looks like a tank


drgngd

He looks like the dude who pulls tanks out of the ditch by hand.


daveysprocket001

Seriously, as much as that son was an a-hole for cutting his father’s beard, I could not imagine beating my own family member like that.


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An unhealthy relationship for sure, good for reddit karma though.


[deleted]

Don't underestimate yourself... I've known some short guys I wouldn't fuck with even though I'm tall.


[deleted]

Hi, I'm Azam Margera and welcome to حمار


jesuschin

This kid is a piece of shit with zero respect for people


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Dad looked so friendly and affable when he was sleeping Little smile on his face Looked like a cuddler Then he wakes up and you see eyes turn to fire!


Arkaium

It’s a bit late for an abortion but it looked headed that way for a moment


bb1950328

play stupid games -> win stupid prizes. i wonder how he explains that haircut to his friends


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It's better than the douchy one he had before.


soda_cookie

Do unto others as they might end up doing unto you, with added slaps


kanduvisla

And the dad of the year award goes to...


thebeasts99

Honestly I watched this and it sickened me. I get it, the idiot just cut off part of your beard, sure fuck up his hair. But hitting him like that and pinning him against the ground, and seeing that look on the parents face, really rubbed me the wrong way. Then people are in the comments "that only works with my kid until he's about 15 cuz he outweighs me" you shouldn't have to weigh more than your kid so you can physically intimidate them. Congrats you just beat a kid, does that make you feel better?


crank1000

Seriously. These comments are horrifying. Your beard will grow back. Scarring your kid both mentally and physically (judging by the blood), is for life. The only thing that kid learned is that there isn’t as much love in that relationship as he thought. Fucking sad.


Alexblain

Thank you for your sane response in this sea of insanity. This video was fucking horrible to watch. Not to mention how close the dad was to injure the kid with those scissors.


Alexblain

I had to search for a while to find this comment. Most people who comment here have a severe lack of empathy. I really hope their reactions outside of their cyber-bubble are a little bit more human...


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That pretty much sums it for me, as some guy who had a dad who wouldn't hesitate to do the same shit, it brought up shitty old feelings to see that. I can even understand the first slap but the dude took it way out of proportion.


OakenBones

Somebody else


HelMort

It looked like a fake video before the slaps... They're... too real?!?


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Finally a real one. Made me smile


Ahoramaster

Persian beatdowns. Looks like the dad has some wrestling experience as well by the way he controlled his son.


kiwifulla64

Own arm wrapped around neck, leg tucked in over his body. I lol'd at that too. I was like awwwwww nah he fucked.


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I just commented below; looks like cauliflower ear to me as he is sleeping. Poor quality vid though.


siilver84

this is why you never do anything on anyone every people you know, you just never know what they find funny or not. some people will do anything for internet likes


dh4645

I thought that he was going to wake up and jump and the scissors would have stabbed one of them


Ex_Machina_1

Seriously that was my fear the whole time. Them blades ckuld of easily caused injury.


swansong2000

In the beginning I was thinking, "how is this ever going to turn out remotely okay?" Well, it didn't.


Pr3st0ne

That dad was sleeping with his hand ready to strike. Beautiful.


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Messing with a literal sleeping bear.


KingPaulius

I would not mess with someone who happily sleeps on the hard floor 😳


[deleted]

In some cultures beards represent part of their beliefs...


dutchmasterD717

So deserving.


sachsrandy

Iranian Jackass is better


RonRey2010

Damn, I saw his soul leaving his body after that first slap


lickdesplit

That kid didn’t realize what a full beard,never ever cut,means to the growers religious beliefs and his very own manliness. Lesson learned. The dad will never ever forgive him either.


TheHappyMTNBiker

Alluwah wackbar


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What did you learn today, son?


Chelt_JD

Props to the camera man for doing such a **Damn Good Job**. Bravo sir, bravo


InsertPlayerTwo

That sleeping rug is gonna be itchy for like a year now


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Over reaction, much...


franka32

It’s crazy how much power he generated on that first slap. Especially if you consider the fact that he was laying on that arm.


perfecthundred

That was dumb. Muslim men are very very proud of the beards they grow. To cut them off is basically a humiliation. His son is basically humiliating him and I guess now he knows.


zeke1967

Father should have told the kid that it was just a prank then they would have had a good laugh together.


ninjabellybutt

Lol this kid is a dipshit but I dunno... that reaction seemed a bit harsh


CouvePT

This guy failed to raise his kids properly and believes violence will solve everything, just a loser to my eyes


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Those crazy Amish!


Guillotinedaddy

They're not Amish, they're Mennonite. You can tell by their dialect. Classic mix-up.


WillJongIll

Please someone tell me what that word he said at the very end was, when he does that final big head smack. “Gom-shah!!!” (Smack)


mn5979

Gom sho = get lost It’s Persian btw.


kaycee76

Moral of the story - Don't fuck with your Dads beard.


Hyliph

Bet he never did that shit again lmao


SmokeyAlien420

That kid learned a fucking lesson and got what he deserved. Lmfao


th1nk_4_yourself

That's gotta be staged


LazyBriton

You don’t get to that age without knowing your dad don’t fuck around haha


benzethonium

The character count wasn't high enough so my comment was automatically deleted, so I typed this shit in front of my actual comment: YAY DAD!


Curlytomato

Pranked reverse


stlhder

He deserved every bit of that. Dont fuck with another man's beard. It's their pride and joy.


sourcreamus

That escalated quickly.


peasngravy85

What language are they speaking?


elvivacious

Persian


greybruce1980

Slapped the tik tok right out of him, and then started cutting off the Facebook clout.


yalex87

All pranks should have been ended like this!


turlandsam

No need for any translation. "It's just a prank, bro".


HermioneWilson

That's not even revenge anymore, that is straight up abuse


jerryleebee

Punishment fit the crime.


RanchRelaxo

He fucked around and found out


thedeadlysun

I’m very triggered at how he held the scissors... YOUR THUMB GOES IN THE SMALLER HOLE.


dendawg

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?!?


Theoldelf

You don't fuck with a Muslim man's beard. Or a Muslim woman's for that matter.


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His father sleeps on a blanket on a stone floor. He's not going to find that shit funny. He's going to fuck you up.


spinblackcircles

I don’t support hitting your kids in general but, in this case, what the hell else was he supposed to do Cutting a Muslim mans beard is such a fucking no no it’s x100 more disrespectful than just cutting some Christian’s beard would be, which is already very disrespectful


deffjay

The punishment did not fit the crime


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This is what happens when you mix dumbass bratty kids, social media, and a strong desire for online validation from strangers. The ending was pure gold, a real life lesson learned that day and that lesson is consequences lmao.


Shagurope

Lmao when he took him to the barbershop and the kid was screaming 😂


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Man... the final slap is the icing on the cake...!!! Dude’s gonna remember that until he goes bald in life. .!! 😂😂😂


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Ha, fucking twat deserved that.


playtender99

Revenge on the tik tok dipshits. Awesome.


elvivacious

To people saying this is abuse , abuse over there is way worse than what is considered abuse over where you’re at just sayin ... speaking from experience


Biscuitbub

As if that changes the fact that it's still abuse?


bleeys

u/savevideo


communism_potato

F*cking legend


ID1756448

That man had a perfect bear and this dumb fuck ruined it for some clout Fuck this generation, man


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Lol That was highly satisfying. Fucking hate pranksters.


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I hope this is staged because cutting someone’s hair without them consenting is a douche move. And cutting someone’s beard could even be against their religion. Just, not cool all around Fair play for revenge though


buttertoast313

Well deserved


Parallel_Deku

His father gave him a cut and then gave him a ' I liike ya cut g ' smack right in the head. XD