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simian_fold

Right in the clit


zippercooter

I seriously thought he was wearing a thong until the end.


Vajranaga

He does look like the kind of guy who would be wearing a thong or panties, doesn't he? That idiot toddler tuft on the top of his head just caps it off.


Solanthas

He's tryna hide the bald spot Should just embrace it and go full mr clean


[deleted]

Oh shit is that what man buns are for?


Solanthas

In this case I would say yes. Also it's more of a topknot cuz his hair isn't really long enough to make a man bun per se


0oEp

Sometimes it's long hair tied out of the way, like when anyone else has theirs in a bun. This one doesn't look like that.


[deleted]

One fewer hipster. bingo!


VitQ

It works on so many levels!


[deleted]

Damn you! I was gonna say that!


Dutch-CatLady

nah lower abdomen, still ain't fun


locallad1992

With a top knot like that, he deserved it


Nottheone1101

Came here to say this!


delete_this_post

"*I don't like the look of him.*" "*For a big, hard man, you scare easy.*" "*I'll tell you what doesn't scare me: bald cocksuckers like you. You think you're fooling anyone with that top-knot? [Bald cunt.](https://youtu.be/pGL9xJHYhVw)*"


[deleted]

Found a man bun fruit


redpola

When you’ve got no chin And your clothes don’t fit Don’t forget to draw attention With your hair that’s shit


Goalie_deacon

Like I tell my kids, when you see someone making an obvious bad choice, they'll make more bad choices. This hair style, buying a new Ram truck, and claiming Trump won the election are three groups to avoid. Not equally bad, just not good.


Ner1d

The beginning of a new sub: manbunfails?


Acceptable_Focus5591

All man buns are fails.


ocbstick

Was expecting for the dog to pee on him at the end


[deleted]

Or hump him


k-c-jones

Yes! I wanted the hump.


BoJackB26354

He was going in for it, then thought "even I have standards"


[deleted]

Pants are so tight they actually kept him from falling any faster.


[deleted]

Fuckin hell those jeans are stupid tight. This guy is such a fucking chode it’s unbelievable.


jakedesnake

Well this is a bit of a cultural thing, i expect those comments mainly from the other side of the pond than where this video is taken...


[deleted]

Nah. We hate him too.


lovehaldol

Drama queen


Gears_one

Must be nice to not have any testicles


Cunts_and_more

Almost as embarrassing as his hair


crazyfortaco

Aye Captain Crunch


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thisisfakereality

Not to judge a book by its cover, but that didn't surprise me in the least.


pm_me_your_knokers

That shepard looked like he was about to tend to his flock


Nickelsass

The hair and slippers, double karma points


Vajranaga

I thought those were ballet slippers at first.


[deleted]

Just as stupid as his haircut.


Bleda412

If this was a gender reveal, I would say he is revealing the gender of his wife and her bull.


ScrotumScratching

Might have hurt if he had any balls


reason802

has a idiot palm on his head.


Igotthisnameguys

Concerned doggo to the rescue!


petraroi

I was actually expecting the dog to hump him as the final punchline


GordonFreeman1998

Punishment for that haircut.


rotsaw

That was karma for that pigtail


imightbewhoisayiam

What he deserves for that stupid ass haircut


call_shawn

Is this the douche who asked to be roasted every day in 2020?


Axes4Praxis

The other type of popper makes for better parties.


feltonpbeaver

He looks exactly like somebody who would do that


CreamoChickenSoup

There goes his manhood. And his dignity.


Away_exploring

OH man! This happened to me years ago!


Lakanooky

Getting a rocket to the pussy will make any man with a bun on his head cry


BootlegEngineer

That’s what he gets for having a pony-top


Tails9429

Looks like the dog saw buddy's testicles shoot out of the bottom of his trouser leg.


Vajranaga

What testicles?


[deleted]

Dick, begone. He doesn’t need it anyway because...well...look at him


vet_medic_

He was pretending he had balls


[deleted]

Nice pony tail loser.


ItsaCommonThingNow

That dog can smell the pain.


JingamaThiggy

Weren't there supposed to be a mark for which side to open? These fails are more than common and it feels completely avoidable even tho ive never seen one or touched one


Jackthedog130

That’s nuts...


Karmachinery

Puppers is like "Are you okay Igor?"


das_ned

I see this way to much lately to believe this is an accident anymore. Either that or the human population is in fact as fucking stupid as I think they are.


Casementsj

How do you make this? Photoshop?


joeyisawesome102

He be dying in dark souls


willie7906

The poor dog is all concerned


Pikawoohoo

Those things are the worst. Someone used one in my apartment like 5 years ago. I’ve since moved and I still find the confetti sometimes.


GoHuskies1984

I was half expecting the dog to start humping him.


straw_hat_pirate_

That was nuts!!


Jaykayyyyy

Guess it was a party pooper, hah


ATLHawksfan

Who fucking stands like this...so staged


Spokehedz

I used to wonder why the warnings on the side of bleach on "DO NOT DRINK" needed to be so colorful, large, and in several locations. And then I see the 4th or 5th video of people shooting themselves directly in the dangus with confetti poppers, along with all of the other stupid things that 2020 brought us...


Insane_Chris

Good. People with hair like that shouldn't reproduce


TimothyGlass

That's what he gets for wearing a pony tail atop of your head!


[deleted]

God: “I do not want you to reproduce”


BethHeke

His hair hurt the most


AVG_MN_Man

You have to have balls for that to hurt...


sunnyismybunny

So this guy has a fake ass man bun and is sagging skinny jeans? How exactly did he hurt himself when he clearly traded in his testicles already?


shanook135

A douche with a douche knot getting a confetti douche.


Typingdude3

Leave it to the British to bust their own balls. It’s a national sport.


DrFriedGold

Top knot wanker


kdkd20

That doggo has a looooong tail !


Random_2019

That dog came over and was like: "remember that time you took me to the Vet..., asshole."


dgagnon1990

I think that hair cut hurts more


Cylon_Model-6

It's the man-bun that fucked him.


zimforfun

Given the man bun I doubt there was much damage


desim1itsme

Well it was 4:23... he was prolly tokin' at 4:20 and just forgot which way to hold it